~Announcement~
Hey guys! I'm back! When I get back in school in about a month I'll probably only stick to this fanfic and not focus on The Girl with the Notebook and The Goddess is a Part-Timer! since this is much more fun to write and I can't juggle a lot of homework, random stuff, and 3 fanfics at a time, but I'll try to post a lot of the others that aren't abandoned or completed and shit! Next chapter we'll be heading towards Dublith, and crazy shit will happen! And my computer needs to be repaired, so this is written on the next best thing: the IPad. It might be delayed, but never fear I'm not putting this off! Also please do not Google Kuro Miso Technique unless you want more educational but messed-up history about manga! ALSO ALL THE REFERENCE TO METAL IS TRUE BUT IF ANY SOUND OFF IT'S BECAUSE I FORMAT IT TO FIT THE TIME PERIOD! Anyways, enjoy this chapter!
Disclaimer: I don't own FMA or else the art style would've been bishonen like. Like The Rose of Versailles bishonen.
WARNING: If you got this far this is your last chance to exit and go watch some Anime Man. If you do not want to leave since you can tolerate me, then...LET'S BE BEST BUDDIES FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER! (jk pls no stalk we no bffs & i still luv u all)
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"Thanks Winry for unlocking the door! I was educating them! Luckily we're done now! Here, you can have them!" I exclaimed evilly as the guys tread behind me, traumatized from learning about sex. Nick quickly dashed past us into a room, slamming the door as he must. I'm sure they'll find the information helpful! I mean, I took a test and it turns out my sex IQ is 129! I was surprised and baffled, but meh. I could've had worse.
"Oh no problem! What's wrong with them? They look like they've just seen a ghost!" I laughed and opened the door to make it wider. Ed collapsed while walking halfway in the hallway, and Al quickly snapped out of it and shook Ed over and over again, trying to snap him out of it.
"They saw a ghost alright! Anyways, what did you guys do while we were in there?"
"I talked to Dominic and the rest for a while, I ate some leftover salad, and...That's about it." Hmmmm. HMMMMM. HMMMMMMM! That sounds suspicious! Okay, fine, I didn't REALLY think that, but being the nosy nose I am, I just HAVE to know!
"Are you sure? I hear something missing!~" Winry looked guilty for a second, then sighed like she was depressed.
"Well, um...Fine! But don't tell Ed or else I'll FREAKING KILL YOU! Ahem. Sorry!~ You know the pocket-watch Ed has? I...I...I opened it. Paninya and I were curious...And when I saw what's inside, I felt inspired to ask Dominic if he would take me as an apprentice, but he said no. I wanted to ask again, but I didn't want to annoy him and decrease my chances." Winry started tearing up when she mentioned the watch, wiping her eyes. Luckily Ed and Al cleared the hallway before Winry said that, but because I know what was in the watch, I kinda knew what she's aiming at. But there's one problem: I don't know how to deal with crying people. Especially girls.
"Um...Uh...It's...Okay? Sigh. Okay. I understand your feelings, with me knowing everything that happens here in the past and future, but you should ask Dominic again at the right time. Maybe bond with him more before asking, like getting him to examine Ed's automail. Actually, do that. Or don't listen to me. I don't give a fuck anyway." I shrugged and patted Winry's back, saying 'there there' monotonously, uncomfortable for some reason.
"Sigh. Okay! Thanks for the talk, Meicee. See you! OH ED?~" Winry went on down the hallway, having an evil aura around her. I shuddered and chuckled softly to myself, walking away from Winry in a random direction. I'm bored, Brain-Kun!~ What is that you say? You say...Sing?! No singing! Think about Free! doujinshis? GREAT IDEA! Mmmm, Makoto's dick looked like a tongue! Dammit teenage hormones! Ummm, Brain-Kun, why don't you talk about yourself? Uh huh...Oh...Shit...OH...So lemme get this straight. You're a guy, that sounds like a girl, is more sensible than me, is like Boris from The Addams Family, and looks like a more attractive version of me, but can change your form to anything else, and your favorite form looks like a combo of Nagisa, that one guy from Love Stage, Yoon, and Yukine? COOL MAN! YOU ARE THE MVP! DA MVP! Oh, you want me to shut up? Okay...
"Meicee, there you are! Nick and Jaquelin are looking for you in the dining room!" Al, bent over because of his height, startled me for a second, making me think he was the big, looming shadow I see every night. I know for a fact that it's not cause by any object in my room since nothing is as tall as the ceiling! And don't call me blind or delusional here! It's a ghost and I know that! The shadow sometimes scare the crap out of me!
"Thanks, Al! So...Where's the dining room? I didn't exactly get the grand Tour de France here you know!" Al looked at me quizzically as I made the reference, then shook it off. He lead me out the hallway, armor creaking and squeaking, and into a dining area the size of my knowledge of mannerisms, in other words, pretty...just think Ed but he's been turned into a room. Yeah, his size. The area was quaint, with a simple dining set and automail decor on the walls. Because of the extreme heat in Rush Valley, I quickly grabbed the pile of papers on the table, creating a makeshift fan.
"So, what do you yes want to talk about? Anime? Reality? How fabu I am?" I gave them my Yato smile as I posed heroically, seeming to make my ego bigger. What's ironic is that I don't like to be complimented, be the center of attention, or any of that bullshit, I quite like the opposite.
"No, we wanted to talk about our world. How our parents would freak, school, etc..Since we're together now." I stopped posing like an idiot and tsked at Jaquelin in a jokingly manner, putting my hand on her shoulder.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, Jackie, tsk tsk. We are in a fictional world! This is a once in a lifetime opportunity, hell, might not even BE an opportunity! We have to live in the moment, be THE MOMENT! Make something out of dirt! Fall in love! But...If we're talking serious cereal, Al Gore cereal, then I would just say hope for the best. Time at our world might be frozen, might be slower, as if I would know, but I'm sure everything's going to be fine! I mean, we might as well live and act like anime protagonists, well, don't act like Itou Makoto or Light Yagami, instead act like Hak or Nagisa or Park Hyung Sak or the guys from 19 Days! Speaking of 19 Days,I need to see some yaoi right now! Mmmm, YAOI..." I did my creepy fangirling laugh, giggling happily like a schoolgirl. But in all honesty, while I was doing those silly things, I was afraid. I was afraid that I was going to die here unhappily and never return to our world. No matter how great of a world this is, I want to live and go back, because there's nothing that can replace your home. Even a really happy, perfect home.
"Thanks, Meicee."
"Thanks, Meicee! Well, umm...Wait what's that you're holding?" I shrugged and fanned myself some more.
"The papers on the table? I made it into a fan!" Nick's eyes widened, and quickly snatched the papers away, spreading them out on the table.
"Meicee! These are Dominic's automail orders and tax collection notices! You should be glad that he's not here right now!" I smiled sheepishly, repeating 'sorry' over and over again.
"So...What do we do now?" I stared at Jaquelin, then at Nick, and behind me, AKA looking at Al. I was a bit startled when Al stared down at me, but strangely enough I kinda found it cute. CUTE?! Fuck fuck fuck fuck! Think of something else...I know! Ed! Nope nope! I was starting to blush a lot, and I was hyperventilating fast, spouting nonsensical anime references.
"Koujaku, yeah! No too hot like Gakupo and the elegant cool types...I mean! Ahem! Why don't we go join the others, okay?" I giggled weirdly as I bounced out of the room with them following me, questioning my sanity. Several minutes later we were back at the dining area again, with Jaquelin giving me a weird look.
"What? Nick and Al know this place better than me! I was just following my instinct! Nick, show ze way to ze room, okay?" I regretted doing that HORRIBLE French accent there, but I made it worse by doing a fancy bow after. Nick nodded and started leading us to Dominic's workplace, which was 9,001 degrees hotter. Ed sat on a wooden stool, shirtless and bored while Winry and Dominic bond over automail. Satera and Ridel were no where to be found, but Paninya was listening to their conversation as she looked around the room, doing random tasks as we first entered the room, while Ed caught my eye. Trying not to stare at him too much, I started looking around the room, but my eyes keep leading back to Ed's abs. Sure, we were all sweating a lot, so much that it drips from our nose to the ground, but sweat equals more sexiness, right? I mean, look at how it outlines the abs so well...Mmmm...HOLY SHIT HE HAS ARMPIT HAIR! I mean, I should've noticed it earlier, but damn! He has A LOT. To be honest it makes him more masculine looking, but...NO! NO INTERNAL NOSE-BLEEDING!
"I never knew that! So making his automail lighter can increase his height, but what metals do I use?" Winry gladly asked Dominic as she gave us a welcoming side look, and NO! NOT THAT KIND OF SIDE LOOK YOU PERV! Ed's ears perked up, and started talking about being tall while doing some weird heroic poses.
"You see, aluminum and magnesium are often used for this situation to incorporate strength into automail, but using alchemy to fuse tiny ceramic particles into molten metals is more effective, however; it is very hard to do this since this makes a metal-less fluid and harder to pour into a mold. Unfortunately people haven't come up with a solution for this, and even I tried, but now I don't want to waste my precious metals on a problem so small. I'm not an alchemy mechanic, but that's the answer, whether you like it or not." Dominic huffed, wiping his face with the face towel around his shoulders. Ed then stopped heroically posing around the room and dashed to Winry, clasping her hands and doing a rant. I whipped out my notebook, quickly writing down what's happening, as Al sweatdrops, Jaquelin wandering around the room, and Nick putting the papers on Dominic's desk.
"WINRY! WHATEVER IT TAKES TO MAKE THAT LIGHT AUTOMAIL THAT MAKES ME TALLER, I'LL TRANSMUTE CERAMIC PARTICLES INTO A HUNK OF METAL! I'LL FINALLY TOWER OVER AL AND ARMSTRONG! I WILL BE EIGHT FEET TALL! NO, EVEN TALLER!" I sighed as I wrote down this scene, trying to ignore Ed's abs. After several minutes, I soon got tired of the heat and closed my notebook, wiping my drenched-in-sweat face. Unfortunately for your FABU~ otaku, I bumped into Al, who was hotter than the room itself. I hissed and backed away from Al, who was apologizing in the background of this fiasco.
"Um...Ed? Ed? Ahem. I don't wanna say this, but...CUTESY MANLY MASCULINE ED!" I yelled with all my might to catch the blonde's attention, and it did. He stopped asking Winry stupidly and looked at my blushing face like Izaya grinning while watching a woman's face as she falls to her death. WHAT UP DURARARA! REFERENCE!
"Ahem...Can you...Say that again? Say that I'm manly and masculine?" An irk mark appeared on my head as my face became more sweaty, and I rolled my eyes, kicking Ed's shin. He backed up, dragging his right leg a bit.
"N-NO! ED ED N-NO! ALSO YOU VIOLATED MY PERSONAL BUBBLE! PERSONAL BUBBLE! YOU GOT WHAT CAME FOR YOU! It went something like that..." I pouted as I did that cute Aisaka Taiga pose, you know, the one she does while saying 'b-b-baka!' Okay, fine, it didn't look cute on me, especially when I'm sweaty, pissed, and face as red as a horrible sunburn.
"What personal bubble?..."
"Meicee acting like Meicee, as usual..."
"Meicee kicked Brother?! Well, I should've be surprised, after all she IS unpredictable and loves torturing..." Jaquelin, Nick, and Al commented in the background, facepalming and sweatdropping at the same time.
"That fucking hurts, SHORTY." Ed slowly grinned again while rubbing his shin, and I got really fed up. THAT'S IT! I CAN'T STAND BEING CALLED THAT WORD SO MANY TIMES IN THREE DAYS! I NEVER GET FED UP BUT THIS TIME IT'S DIFFERENT! I fumed and exited the room, stomping my feet and slouching like a kindergartener. I feel as though when I exited I brought down the mood. Once I reached the coolest part of the house, AKA the guest room's corner, I brought up my knees and started rocking back and forth, regretting what I've done. I should've kept in my anger like every time my friends piss me off! I totally brought down the vibe and acted like a brat! I need to go back and apologize, but...Apologizing is embarrassing...You know what, I can do this! I'll just go back in and be cheerful again and forget that eve happened! Okay, let's do this shit! I pumped up my fists, bouncing back up from the corner. I happily put on a smile and opened the door, seeing Ed, still shirtless in front of me. I stared at him for a few longgg seconds, and then slammed the door after realizing what I was did. My heart was pounding, and I started thinking weird, pervy thoughts.
"Hehe...Haruka...Hehe...Sharky...No! I can't! I need to apologize!" Getting pumped up, I opened the door again, seeing Shirtless Shorty again. Shit. I forgot about him. I blushed again while staring at his abs, slamming the door again, but this time Ed caught the door, opening it as I let go. I quickly backed up to the wall, my back sticking on my shirt. Taking my hoodie off and tying it around my waist, I sighed and looked at Ed, who looked quite terrifying, despite his abs distracting me.
"Um...Hi...I'm sorry...Pleasedon'tkillmeyoucuteGermanbastard!" I raised my arms, blocking my sweaty ass face. After a few pregnant seconds, Ed was chuckling a bit, looking hot as fuck. No really! I'm not saying this because it's Ed! If you've seen hot German boys, then...Send me some pics. I want them for...research...I raised down my arms, seeing the most bishonen moment in FullMetal Alchemist: Ed chuckling SHIRTLESS while SWEATING. Hehe...I wish I have a camera...
"Haha...Hahaha! Squinty-Eyes, I'm not going to kill you for a fucking bruise! I had worse! Come on, you've been in here for 3-"
"ED! MEICEE! SATERA'S WATER BROKE! IN OTHER WORDS, SHE'S HAVING THE BABY RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW!" Interrupting our conversation, Paninya shouted nervously, leading us to Satera's and Ridel's bedroom. Ed and I fought a bit trying to squish out the door, running through the house that I still don't know. Once we got to the room, we heard A LOT of panicking and complaining.
"THE BABY'S COMING! BROTHER, THE BABY'S COMING!" Al ran around the room before spotting his brother, shaking him back and forth while yelling at him with his girly cute but metallic voice.
"A BABY A BABY A BABY GAH! IT'S MAKING MY HEADACHE WORSE! I NEED MY PAINKILLERS!" Nick ran out of the room to get painkillers, still shouting about the baby while running out.
"Everyone just calm do-A baby's coming...A baby! Meicee, DO SOMETHING!" Jaquelin was freaking out, but not as badly as...Oh god, Al...Paninya...Well, to say the least Jackie wasn't running around like she's gotta go fast, but she is shaking a bit.
"Satera dear, please try to hold it in! Tell the baby to stay in a little bit longer, okay?" Ridel was trying to calm his wife with holding her hands as she laid on the bed, sweating.
"Honey, the baby wants to come out NOW! URGH! IT HURTS! I FEEL LIKE DYING!" I noticed Ed soon joined his younger brother in the panic, running around and soon shaking my shoulders, ranting about not his height, but the baby. Around this time Nick came back with a sackful of painkillers, which I don't think is that healthy for a kid, but oh well. It's anime. Anime has no boundaries whatsoever. WAIT WHY AREN'T I FREAKING OUT?! Oh yeah, because I'm too excited fangirling inside to be panicking.
"MEICEE, THE BABY! THE BABY! DO SOMETHING! WORK MAGIC! MRS. SATERA SAYS SHE'S GOING TO DIE! WHY AREN'T YOU FREAKING OUT?!" While Ed was freaking out along with EVERYONE in the room, I was busy acting like a genius cultivating a plan for your plan that was to foil my plan that made my plan a better plan than your plan. WHAT UP MAKING FUN OF CODE GEASS REFERENCE!
"Okay...Ahem. AHEM. Okay, better. EVERYONE SHUT DA FUCK UP AND LISTEN! STOP PANICKING YOU SONS OF PUSSIES! Ahem. Sorry for being so mean! I was trying to get your atten-HAY! YOU SONS OF BASTARDS LISTENING?! Sigh, gonna have to bring out the big guns...Ahem. One, two three!~ Okay, my voice cracked. Puberty is going on. Ahem. Renge laugh? Renge laugh. Ahem. HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!~~" Everyone cringed immediately after I did my Renge laugh, which sounded worse since my voice cracked thirty different ways that sounded like Dipper. To be honest, I was proud of my Renge laugh, but I was prouder of my Markiplier impression, which is not as deep as I can go, which is the Low D. Or Low C. Either way that's deeper than your mom watching Bible Black Episode 16. BURN!
"Sorry about that!~ I had to get your attention! So! Dominic Sir, we're not getting a doctor in this weather! We just can't, so we're delivering the baby, okay? And you can't say no or else the baby WILL DIE. Okay? Okay!~ So people that want to help, stay! People not helping, GTFO! In other words, get out! Also if you're not helping you can only stay for the first ten minutes of the procedure, except for Ridel and Dominic because family! Okay? Okay!" Ed, Al, and Dominic exited the room, and Dominic muttered some things that are too tsun and dere for the reader to read. With the remaining people in the room, I set up a few assorted chairs next to the door, and asked Ridel to move over to the chairs. He quietly accepted, saying a few prayers after he kissed Satera's hand.
"Okay! Winry, you're on water duty, so get two bucket of hot and cold water! Jaquelin's on towel duty, so change the wet towels every thirty to forty minutes! Nick is on painkiller and blood sucking duty, so give her a painkiller if she says so, and use the dry towels to suck up the blood! Paninya, you can help either one of them, but go get a bucket for people to puke in, okay? But before AND after all that, WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS! Okay? Okay!~" I clapped my hands, going to go wash my hands with Jackie. After washing, I rushed back to the bedroom, finding a hankerchief in one of the drawers. Twisting it really tight, I stuck it in Satera's mouth.
"This is for you to bite on, okay? If you don't want it in your mouth, spit it out. If you want a glass of water or anything, ask anyone except me, since I'm delivering a VERY important package!~" Several minutes later, everyone that's helping rushed in with the items, panicking and quickly readying everything. Once everyone set their stations up, I winced at what's going to happen. Hey, reader, don't look at me like that! I'm no Doogie Howser and yes I love that show! And double yes that I marathon it along with I Dream of Jeannie, BeWitched, Sabrina the Teenage Witch, and Saved by the Bell! SHADDUP!
"Okay, Mrs. Satera, I'm no doctor so if this ends up in Hell, I'm terribly sorry. Hold on tight!" I nervously looked at the others, who were all inexperienced and scared shitless. Doogie Howser, HAND ME YOUR POWER!
~5 PAINFUL HOURS LATER~
"PUSH SATERA PUSH! PUSH IT! PUSH IT! PUSH IT REAL GOOD! PUSH IT LIKE SALT N PEPPER! PUSH IT! PUSSHHHHHH LIIIKKKKEEEE YOOOUUUUU NEEEVVVERRR PUSHEDBEFORE! OMG THE BABY POPPED OUT! OHMAHGODOHMAHGAWD! WINRY YOU'RE HOLDING THE BABY AND CLEANING AND INSPECTING THE BIG GUY! My god, I'm going to go deaf..." I panted heavily as I wiped my face with a wet face towel, sitting down lazily on one of the chairs I set up, next to Ridel. Hands bloodied and shirt stained with red milk, I sighed as I looked at Ridel, who was thankful all that panic was over.
"I delivered your first kid without a doctor's degree. You're welcome. It was painful as hell, though. You can see your kid later when he's cleaned up, okay? Congrats. Sigh, so lazy..." I closed my eyes, not believing what just happened. I DELIVERED A FUCKING BABY! A BABY! I felt a soft pat on the head, then being pulled close in for a hug. Opening my eyes, I saw Ridel hugging me while tears streamed down his face, smiling gently.
"Thank you so much. Thank you. Later I'm going to give you a surprise in exchange, and something special for the rest, I swear." I started to feel fluffy on the inside, tears forming at the corners of my eyes. I accepted his hug, hugging him back. After two seconds or so, he pulled away, wiping his face. Ridel then got up to go check on Satera, who was fatigued from all the struggle she went through. Sitting back and relaxing for a bit, Jackie, Snickers, and Paninya saw me, walking up to me sluggishly.
"Huh? Oh. Hey guys! That was hella crazy, right? Another thing to cross off my bucket list..." Jaquelin and Nick sat down, still in disbelief that I, of all people, delivered a FUCKING baby. Paninya, carrying her 'Barf Bucket,' stood as she wiped her mouth, putting down the bucket.
"Meicee, that wasn't just hella crazy, that was FUCKING crazy! I never thought I would be experiencing this with everyone! You know I could never deliver a baby, and yet you didn't bail for someone else to take over. You just kept going for hours on end, and...I think that's pretty awesome." Jaquelin cleaned her glasses with the clean part of her shirt while my eyes widened in dismay because of Jackie cursing for the first time, happiness because I NEVER get comments like that from my friends, and embarrassment because I HATE getting comments like that from ANYONE. I choked up, almost crying, and yeah, I know, I'm a fucking hypocrite.
"Thank...Thank you? I...I just kept going or else I'd seem like a pussy with no balls, and because I suggested it. I didn't want to let everyone down. Hell, I was so scared and nervous that I would've gagged and shit my pants and collapse minutes in! Instead, I was like: 'Nope. I ain't bailing out like the time we rock-climbed at camp. I ain't being Queen Chicken Nuggets no more.' Though it's not me you should thank, it's Winry. She was instructing me hardcore! Haha! To be honest, halfway through I felt like crying from pressure and stress, so to prevent myself from crying like a bitch I thought of you guys. And I also thought of anime characters and the shit they've been though, repeating 'Meicee you haven't experienced half the shit they've been though!' But that didn't stop me from crying now, did it? Haha, fuck me..." I wiped my face with my shirt, laughing happily that that hellhole was over.
"Meicee, even though I saw this coming with you, I never thought you would deliver the baby; I thought it was going to be Winry! But no, it was you! Jeez, I thought I was going to die from the headache and the stress! I'm...grateful for this experience. I really am." Nick stretched his arms, looking over at Paninya's 'Barf Bucket.' Gagging at the smell, Paninya looked at him, scratching the back of her head. I ignored the awful stench, since I've been up and close with manure before and to be honest, kinda liked the smell. HEY! I'M NOT WEIRD! I just...I just have...I just have a dysfunctional nose! Yeah! That!
"Sorry, everyone! I'm the type to faint or barf at the sight or smell of blood! Hehe! This experience reminds me of the time I finally got my automail legs from Dominic. You see, I was in a train wreck, and my mom was unfortunately killed in it. Losing my legs, I lived on the streets since then, crawling to get around. One day Dominic walked towards me, and I glared at him, thinking he never experienced what I experienced and was looking down on me. Saying a few words, he picked me up, despite my protesting. Through the course of three years, I got my legs, though the process of rehabilitation was harsh. Once I got used to it, I was amazed and happy that once I was standing on two legs instead of sitting in a crummy wheelchair. It was the first time I felt sunshine touch my face. Uh, sorry for rambling! Really am!" Paninya put her hands up in apologize, and we forgave her dearly. I got up, muttering about my back being sore despite my age.
"Fucking back...Anyways, I'm going outside. Thanks for trusting me and for helping! Really! Thanks a bunch! Oh, and when you see Winry, tell her I said thanks and give her an invisible hug!" I grinned as I opened the door, saluting them. Seeing Ed and Al, I smiled warmly and hugged them. God, good thing Ed put his shirt back on or else I would've acted like Marionette around Adrian. WHAT UP MIRACULOUS LADYBUG REFERENCE!
"The baby is safe out of the mom! Winry's cleaning up the big guy right now, so don't worry! And don't worry about Mrs. Satera, she's fine, despite her cries and saying that she feels like dying; that's just what giving birth feels like, since giving birth the pain released is higher than the average human being can handle! Luckily that was a short birthing, or else I would've died!" Not hugging back and suffocating of air, Ed pulled away from me as I pouted, whining a bit. Soon after I pulled away from Al, who was saying that was one of the few times he was hugged after what I call 'The Worse Mother's Day Incident.'
"Ugh..Gah! What the hell was that for?!" Al looked at his older brother disapprovingly, despite me acting more vulgar than him. Rubbing the back of his head, Ed made the 'tsh' sound, sitting now more laid-back.
"Ah, Eddie, you're no fun! Is this how you treat a girl that just helped deliver a baby?! Sigh. I'm just joking around! I knew you guys would be worried, so I gave you all the main info and tried to comfort you! You can go see Mrs. Satera now, but I'm pretty sure she's tired and sleeping the pain away. The baby is being cleaned and inspected by Winry, so for now we're gonna think of some baby names!~ Oh yeah, Winry and Paninya opened your pocket-watch earlier." While I was in my ditsy happy-land, Ed's facial expression went from 'oh I'm surprised and happy' to 'what you say, dat boi?'
"WHAT. DID. YOU. SAY." I snapped out of my happy trance and crab-walked far away from him, knowing I was fucked. Ed caught up to me and now we're face-to-face, inches away from what could be a fiasco if someone bumped into Ed. Fine, BRAIN-KUN, I'll put this for the dumbs dumbs like me! Sigh. In other words, someone bump, somebody kiss. There. HAPPY?! *internally blushes*
"I mean! I...Uh...You...You're...Me...My...Gah... has stopped working...I MEAN! I'M FINE NOTHING'S WRONG WITH ME! Sigh. I'll say it if your face isn't one step away from kissing me. Ugh, does my breath smell?" Slightly blushing, Ed moved back while I was testing if my breath smelled. And holy shit it did. Or my nose broke. I'd like to say my nose broke. :P
"S-Sorry...You sai-"
"Yes, I said it even though I wasn't supposed to rat on them. Winry and Paninya opened your pocket-watch. There's really no use at yelling at them; we're all tired and it's fine. If Nick and I know what's in there because of research and a series based on you, it's fine. I know you're gonna say it isn't because privacy and shit, but really, there's no use. Paninya doesn't get half of it, Winry feels motivated by it for various reasons, and Nick and I know not to pry in your past. So if you're going to start crying like a bitch I can't help because I'm horrible what dealing with that. Sorry if I sounded mean!~" I sweatdropped as Ed's vein popped and his angry shark teeth began showing, but he didn't yell. Did I do a good job? No? Okay...
"Sigh. You're right. I won't yell at them for it, but I AM still pissed at them opening it. Speaking of which, where the hell is it?" I looked to the left and right cluelessly, and cocked my head. For some strange reason I started to look like a chibi version of myself...FUCK! CALLED MYSELF SMALL! UGH! DID IT AGAIN!
"Uh...I don't know? I'll go ask-Oh my. Speak. Of. The. Maou." Winry came out of the bedroom, wiping her forehead with one of the wet towels. She walked towards us, clueless of what's going on. Aw, Al. Never gets that much attention here. :(
"Hey, what's going on? Meicee, you did a wonderful job of delivering the baby! Good job!" I blushed, facing the other direction, trying to not be the center of attention.
"N-No! It was all you! If you didn't instruct me, it would've gone terribly wrong! After all, my parents aren't doctors..." Winry looked flattered and said 'thanks' A LOT. Ah, I need to ask her about the watch!
"Ahem! So, Winry, where's Eddie's watch? He's been looking for it! I think...Wait Ed why didn't you go look for it for the past a zillion hours?"
"I DID and I FAILED. It wasn't at the guest room, it wasn't at the living room, it WASN'T ANYWHERE!" We started bickering about the watch, me saying that he could've thought OUTSIDE the box and not INSIDE, and him saying it's not his fault that playing 'I Spy' isn't his forte. After several minutes of bickering and Al holding Ed to keep him from attacking me, Winry hit us both with that huge ass wrench, pissed that we were fighting.
"OW! THAT HURTS YOU MECHANIC FREAK!"
"WINRY YOU ADDED ANOTHER BRUISE! MOTHERFUCKING FUCKER OF A COCKSUCKER! But I forgive you!~" I rubbed my head, feeling a bump grow each time I rub. Winry's wrench mysteriously disappeared and she began to rant.
"I'M NOT A MECHANIC FREAK, ALCHEMY GEEK! CAN YOU GUYS STOP FIGHTING?! I HAVE THE WATCH! IT'S RIGHT HERE IN MY POCKET! Jeez, you guys are like a married couple..." She pulled the watch from her skirt's pocket, dangling it in front of Ed's face. I raised my hand in a lazy way, saying 'OBJECTION!' like a robot.
"Objection. We're NOT like a married couple, we're more of a...brother-sister relationship. And definitely NOT like the 'incest is wincest' brother-sister." Ed quickly grabbed the dangling pocket-watch and stuffed it in his right pocket as Winry sighed and calmed down.
"Whatever you say. I finished cleaning and inspecting the baby, and it seems that he's perfectly healthy! He's now with Satera and Ridel, while the others left the room. Ah! I forgot to do something! I'll be-"
"Winry, if you're seeing Dominic, go tell him that the baby's here! It's to create a perfectly perfect atmosphere and perfectly perfect time to tell him! You go get him, girl!" She nodded confidently and ran off to go get Dominic, and I grinned as I fist-pumped the air, cheering Winry on. A few moments later I saw Winry and Dominic rush down the hallway, and when Winry zoomed past me she gave a wink and two-thumbs-up, hinting at her success of becoming Dominic's apprentice. As she went in, I saluted and gave her a smile, congratulating her on her success. When Winry came out moments later, we were hugging and squealing, well, SHE was squealing, on her success.
"He said YES! Well, he didn't say it but he hinted at it so I'm going to say that he said YES! EEEEEE! THANKS FOR THE ADVICE! EEEEEEEE!"
"Good for you! Congrats, Win Win! I'm proud...of...you...You're...squeezing...too...hard...Chest...hurts..." Winry, realizing what she was doing, let go immediately and apologized. Accepting her apology, I adjusted my bra and rubbed my breasts, feeling sore after that hug. Haruhi, I now understand your pain when felt during a Tamaki Hug.
"Winry, Squinty-Eyes, we can stop squealing and start meeting up with the others! It's getting late! We have to say goodbye!" I pouted and used my best puppy eyes on him, even though I DON'T have puppy eyes. Instead I traded the puppy eyes for my well-worked reverse psychology that worked on EVERYONE. Yep. Like one time I REALLY wanted that effing cute Rin Matsuoka plush for $16.49, my brother-in-law (yes I have one) said that he would buy it for me later on when my birthday rolled around. And hey! That was REALLY cheap! That was cheap considering it was imported from Japan! Humph!
"Fine, Edo-Kun, you can leave! Winry will just stay here and you'll NEVER EVER EVER see her again! I don't car-"
"That reverse psychology won't work on me! Al uses it one too many times to get strays!" I huffed, then laying on the floor grabbing his automail leg. Trying to shake me off, in the background you can see Al denying the fact he used reverse psychology, saying picking up stray cats were for the better of mankind. And yes Al, I agree. Only because of Ikuto. Damn Ikuto has that booty~
"GET OFF ME!"
"NO! NOT UNTIL YOU SAY WE STAY FOR DINNER!"
"NO! WE'LL JUST GET FOOD FROM THE INN!"
"THAT STUFF IS AS CHEAP AS CABBAGES FROM CABBAGE MAN!"
"NO NO NO! I SAID FUCKING NO SQUINTY-EYES!"
"DO YOU WANT WIN WIN TO HIT US AGAIN FOR FIGHTING?!" Ed became quiet soon after I said that, and I scoffed, letting go of his leg and getting up. Standing bright and tall, I puffed out my chest and looked at him in victory.
"Ed, I guess I win! Come on, don't feel down about it! You snapping out? Hello? HELLO? Sigh, I guess sexual harassment is the only way to go...So sorry Ed, Al, and all the peeps out there!" I winced and closed my eyes as I slapped his butt. Yes, I TOUCHED THE BUTT. I TOUCHED THE BOOTY. FINDING NEMO SCARED ME AS A KID. Shivering after I did that, Ed was frozen for a second before he started to yell at me again, saying that he would perform human transmutation when I die by his hands so that I would look ugly when I came back. Damn that sick burn doe.
"Ed Ed, calm down! You were unresponsive, so I decided to SLAP you out of it! get it? SLAP YOU OUT IF IT? It's funny, right? Right? Fuck, I'm just as bad as Chat Noir..." Ed, Al, and Winry were unimpressed and staring at me awkwardly as I laughed awkwardly. God, I'm so awkward...
"..."
"..."
"...Shut the hell up."
"Ahem! Why don't we go to the others now? We still have time before dinner, right? And oh okay yep..." After several minutes of staring at each other awkwardly, Ed sighed and started walking towards to where ever the others were. We started to follow him too, in REAL quiet silence. Breaking the ice, I was worried that they wouldn't forgive me. For...You know...Violating the guy...
"...You forgive me, right?" Silence responded instead. Sigh. This. Is. Going. To. Be. A. Long. Dinner. Slash. Day. Slash. Time.
~AFTER DINNER AND SEVERAL MINUTES BEFORE LEAVING~
"You guys...Forgive me? THANKS!" I glomped Ed, Al, and the rest, since apparently the rest found out somehow, excluding Paninya, Dominic, Satera, and Ridel. THANK GOD THEY FORGAVE ME OR ELSE I WOULD'VE BEEN IN JAIL. I think. ANYWAYS, after glomping all of them, Ed and Jaquelin were annoyed by my behavior, and Al and Winry were like 'yay? I feel good?' Nick, however...Snickers was embarrassed and blushed a bit, kinda because I don't glomp him as much. NOT THAT I MEAN THAT I GLOMP 24/7 OR ANYTHING! B-BAKA! Wrong time for tsundere Meicee? Yep, wrong time for tsundere Meicee.
"Hehe...Sorry...So! Nice meeting you Paninya, you were a bundle of sunshine! Dominic, keep that tsundere up and fangirl about your grandson! Ridel, tell Satera she's an amazing person that's now an AMAZING MOM! Also, keep being awesome! Your son is going to be a legend someday, I promise you! God, I sound like the overly-happy aunt..." I facepalmed at my own stupidity as Ridel patted my head and the others, but giving only Al a firm shake because well...you know...and Satera smiled at us while rocking back and forth in her rocking chair, holding her sleeping son.
"Meicee, Jaquelin, Winry, Ed, and Al, it's been a fun time meeting you guys! Come over tomorrow before you leave for Dublith! Group hug!" Paninya hugged all of us, suffocating Jaquelin who was in the middle. Slowly pulling away from the hug along with Ed and Jaquelin, Paninya beamed once more, then standing next to Dominic, who was watching his grandson dotingly, unlike how he acts towards us.
"Okay Paninya, but you have to promise NEVER EVER TO STEAL AGAIN! Whoa, we said it at the same time..." Syncing with Winry, I high-fived her for no reason at all except dat Hitachiin twins sync doe. Ed fumed up and took out his pocket-watch, hitting Winry and Paninya with it.
"AND THAT'S FOR STEALING AND OPENING MY POCKET-WATCH!" Wow. I guess that he can't ever hold it back. Winry and Paninya both rubbed their heads, with only Paninya apologizing like crazy. Winry, however...Yelled at Ed for hitting her, but soon apologizes because she understands why he got angry. Aww, so cute!~ I wish I have a camera right now!~ Yes, it's messed up to love one AND love their interactions with their wife/hubby, but it's like every fangirl with Usui Takumi. You get what I mean, right? Here's a mental picture! image/hn4y37xraqdxhvicoiy72usxzpegojp4_ Looks cute, right? But Usui looks hot even without Misaki! This is Fangirling 101! Okay, fine, I WON'T be a teacher later on in life! Humph!
"Ah! For delivering my son, each of you get a small piece of silver molded into a small spear! But you, Meicee, gets to name our son! Satera and I can't think of a name right now, so give us at least a name or two!" I stood there in shock and embarrassment as everyone looked at me like that one talent scout I met at Auntie Anne's. Yeah, so one time at Auntie Anne's I was with two of my three sisters eating a huge ass pretzel when suddenly a blonde woman came up to us and handed us a flyer. She was SO overly-happy and said 'if you come to this place tomorrow you'll meet EVERYONE from Disney Channel and get a chance to be a big star! The audition will be for Skippy's Peanut Butter and the real thing is for Disneyland!' Worse part? Made me say a line when I had a mouthful of pretzel. Like she told me to say it, and I was eating at the time. For FIVE SECONDS she was staring at me when I was chewing. FIVE SECONDS STARE. And then I said it and she left. I NEVER went to the place. Yep, awkward as HELL.
"Um...Uh...Shi-Shiz...I don't know...Rin? No...Ed? NO...Alphons? NOOOO...You want a foreign name or something common?" Ridel and Satera looked at each other and then their nameless son, and smiled at me.
"A unique name will do!" Okay! Shit...I know! Either Eren, Jean, or Chamoisee...Nope! Gonna be a lazy son of a bitch!
"I'll...Get back to you tomorrow if that's fine with you!"
"That's completely fine! Dad, where's the gifts you made?" Ridel looked at Dominic, who snapped out of his Grandfather Mode and picked his ear, flicking whatever's somewhere. Groaning as he walked somewhere else (I don't know the way around their house yet), he came out later with little sparkling replicas of what looks like a silver spoon? NICE REFERENCE TO ANOTHER ARAKAWA WORK THAT WASN'T INTENTIONAL IN ANOTHER ANIME REFERENCE! Crowding over the oldest tsundere around guy, we each picked one, with different designed on each one. Jaquelin got one with a pair of futuristic-looking Glasses on it, Al picked one with a suit of Armor on it, Winry got one with a steam Train on it, Nick got one with an automail Arm on it, and Ed got one with the Flamel symbol on it, leaving me with the one with a hybrid of a Phoenix and a water Dragon on the tip of the spoon.
"It looks cool, but...why glasses of all things?" Jaquelin questioned the decor on the end of the spoon, as I did too. Is it supposed to point out our only Megane Character besides Maes and Sheska? If so, that's racist to stereotypes in anime! RACIST!
"Well, irony is strong with this one...Oops, it's stuck to me now..." Not intending to make another metal joke, Al's spear then stuck on him, like a Statue of Liberty magnet on a fridge for a family of four.
"OH MAH GOD! IT HAS ONE OF THE NEW ADVANCED STEAM TRAINS ON IT THAT RUNS PARTLY ON ELECTRICITY ON THE TIP OF IT! EEEE!" Winry fangirled while she inspected the detailing on the train with a magnifying glass Paninya handed to her magically.
"This is cool looking! Since Jaquelin got glasses on hers, it must be suited for each of us!" Snickers, I once agree with you with something more logical than trying to ship you with Jackie. Yes, I shipped Jackie with Snickers. Now I ship him with Winry and Jackie with Al more than UPS ships my sister's useless clothes from Brooks Brothers.
"Hmm...It's cool and could be used in alchemy, but needs a bit of a makeover. BAM! Looks better!" Transmuting the poor spoon, he made it look like a gothic catastrophe, like if Stocking wasn't into sugar but Grandpa's ashes. Yeah. But I liked the shade of black he made it.
"Whoa...It's shiny and light like my flute...It's pretty...But why a phoenix and a dragon? It's doesn't make sense at all. No effing sense." I inspected the spoon, seeing that Dominic wasted NO TIME for laziness, getting in the tiniest of details such as the dragon's eyes. The dragon looked like Haku from Spirited Away, and the phoenix looked like the one I saw on the internet, the rainbow shuttershock one.
"Well, thanks for the gift, old man, we'll just be taking our leave now. Winry, we'll drop off your luggage tomorrow morning, so don't complain to me at midnight! Come on, we're going!" Ed exited, picking at his teeth as Al followed behind him, clanking awkwardly. Stopping after walking to the bridge, he put on his hood, then took out a HUGE blanket for Al to wear out of the essential supplies Al carries around in case of cute ass strays.
"What the hell?! Come on before the rain becomes a fucking storm again!" I sighed as I put on my hoodie, and Jackie zipped up her jacket as we waved a final goodbye before we left. Catching up to Ed and Al, Paninya comes out with a raincoat on, grinning as she does so.
"What are you doing here? Aren't you supposed to be inside directing Winry?" Ed's voice growled a bit, making him clear his voice, sounding more high-pitched and like the devil-spawn of puberty. Paninya smiled, running ahead of us.
"Well, Po-Dominic was worried that you'll get injured and lost in the rain if it worsened like earlier, so he asked me to direct you to your inn, or at least the center of town! So here I am!" Paninya walked with us, and when we got to the bridge Al and Paninya created a safe path for us, making me less paranoid about falling to my death. I don't want to write this in the fucking rain in case I lose it and the effing raindrops, so I guess this is it for now.
~TWO TO THREE HOURS LATER~
"Well, I'm off now! See you tomorrow! Bye Meicee, Jaquelin, Ed, and Al! Good night!" Paninya waved as we watched her from outside the inn.
"Be careful! Bye Paninya!" Al waved as he holds onto his blanket, acting all motherly. After a few seconds Paninya was out of sight, we went in, and Ed signed in to the desk. After several minutes of awkward looking, Ed sighed as he slapped a few bills and a lot of coins before receiving two keys.
"The manager said that I can't take back the second room Winry reserved, so whoever wants that room can have it all or share it with Squinty-Eyes." As we trudged up the stairs I gave Jackie a smug look as she made the 'whatever' face.
"Jackie, you can have that room ALLLL to yourself, so we'll put Winry's luggage with you! I guess I'm with you guys!~" I chimed out of nowhere, as Ed groaned and Al disapproving of Ed's rudeness. Once we got to the room that I'm sharing, Ed told Jaquelin's room is two doors down and can come here if she needs anything. Jaquelin nodded and Al helped her with the luggage. After several minutes of settling in, we sat down, bored out of minds and not the slightest bit tired, despite it being 11:39.
"So...You taking a shower? I'm just taking a quick rinse and the normal stuff."
"What do you think? I've been sweating non-stop today! Sigh. I'm going to take it no-"
"NOPE! Taking a rinse!~ First come first serve bitch!" Running into the bathroom with Ed chasing me, I locked the door, with no available clothes except the ones I have on and whatever I had in hand, which was underwear and some shorts. After about ten minutes, I changed and did the normal routine shit the reader won't read this so fuck it. Coming out with only shorts and my bra on, both brothers blushed.
"W-What are you doing?!" I looked at Ed blandly, drying my hair.
"Uh getting my top? Hey stop looking at me like I have double Ds enough to power a battery! Winry wears a top like my bra allll the time AND has bigger honka honkas! So stop complai-I mean, blushing!" I was blushing too, but they were blushing more when I bent over and did that cute tsundere thingy mahjingy, making cleavage available and boob jiggle physics more realistic than your waifu body pillow.
"B-Back up Meicee! B-Back th-the hell u-up!"
"I-I agree with B-Brother! W-Wear a sh-shirt p-pl-please!" My eyes widen as I realize that Ed called me by my actual name, and I moved closer to him, smiling smugly like Mustang.
"What did you call me, hmm? You called me...Meicee? My my, I finally get some respect!~"
"N-Nothing! Get off me y-you g-girl!" After staring at my chest for a while, Ed quickly pushed me off him, resulting in me stumbling back, but thankfully Al caught me. After several seconds of awkward staring, Al pushed me off him, making me yelp and land flat on the floor. Pouting and glaring at them, I finally found my top I always wear to sleep, and Ed and Al stopped hyperventilating, finally calming down. Few awkward minutes past before Ed stood up, slightly blushing, walking in the bathroom with a towel and underwear in hand. Sitting on the bed, I decided to work on Sweet Dreams, Otaku, despite my hands sort of cramping.
~TIME TO GO TO SLEEPY POO~
"So...The only train to Dublith is overmorrow at 8:35? How long does it take?" Ed sighed as he looked up the ceiling, undoing his braid. Writing down more than I should, I closed my notebook, leaving it at the point when I objected Winry's comment about my relationship with Ed like a married couple. Or something like that.
"It takes around five to six hours from here to Central, so from here to Dublith is around two to three hours. Wait you still use the term 'overmorrow?' " The blonde stared at me like I was crazy for using a term that NO ONE USES since the 1800s, and yes, I AM crazy enough to do that!
"Yes, I still use a term that describes the day after tomorrow that has been dead for decades. Deal with it." I sighed as I lay back in bed, staring at the white concrete ceiling. After several minutes of lying in bed staring at the ceiling with the lamps on, I turned off my lamp, and Ed did too, with Al turning off the lights on the counter and bathroom. Sigh. I can't sleep despite alllll the walking we did today. Hell, I think we walked more today than the days I spent in France and Italy. Ahh, the times when I was staying at shitty four-star hotels in France. Good times, good times. I'm bored, Brain-Kun. Wait why are you a guy? Isn't my brain supposed to be a girl? So there was ONCE a better version of me taking control before I found anime, and that's where you come in? And also you're supposed to be the best version of allll my husbandos? Welp, should've known...
"Hey, you still awake?" I turned my head over to Ed, who holy shit looks so fucking cute like Armin! He looks like a gold tabby dog thingy so helpless! Awww! Ahem. Back to reality, Meicee. Back to reality.
"Umm...Yeah...Al's awake, too, from what I can hear..." Al's armor was creaking and groaning, probably because Al was walking around or something. I sighed and decided to turn on the lights, sitting on the bed.
"What are you doing?" Ed and Al looked at me like it wasn't obvious. Well, it wasn't obvious. My face beamed and just screamed 'crazy fangirl alert.'
"Isn't it obvious? Well, it is to me, duh. I'm going to tell you a story from my world! It has relatable characters, cool people, HUGE monsters, and just plain awesomeness and action! Want to hear it?" Ed and Al looked at each other, giving each other the look that people give when deciding.
"Sigh. Fine, but don't make it so that it'll make me regret meeting you like the...other time..."
"We'll be glad to hear it! I'm excited!" I sat up more, bouncing gleefully like a kid on sugar while watching Barney. Clapping my hands, I smiled and rocked back and forth.
"Okay! It's called Shingeki no Jyojin in Japanese, translation is originally The Attacking Titan, but it's mostly known as Attack on Titan due to a mistranslation! Okay! First chapter: To you, 2000 Years from Now: The Fall of Shiganshina, part 1! Starting off, a bunch of people from the Survey Corps swing through the air with 3DMG, clashing their blades with the gigantic monster known as a Titan..."
~Author's Note~
I'm finally done!~ This was a LONG ASS chapter, and if you want I can write a side story for MEICEE'S STORY-TELLING of the beloved ATTACK ON TITAN! If you want me to, please say so! I'm also going to leave lots of Otaku News and Polls on my Google+, so be sure to check that out! Here's the link:
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And I'm also going to be playing Cards Against Humanity TODAY, August 6, 2:00 US Pacific Time! The password is MEICEE, all caps! Remember, if you want to play a round or two with me remember these KEY POINTS!
-AUGUST 6!
-2:00! US PACIFIC TIME!
-Password: MEICEE! (all caps and no exclamation point!)
If you want to play a round or two of Cards Against Humanity with me remember those key points! If no one comes I'm going to LEAVE at 3:00! So remember if you want to play! This is BlackMidnightWhite, signing out. BYE!~