Usyra: Hello again, fans! It's time once again for the closing theme. We, Usyra and the Duel Boys are gonna bring it to you with-"
Loki: Ahem! Pardon me, Usyra, but I've just had a chat with the band on the subject of our name.
Usyra: What about the name?
Loki: It sucks, basically. We've unanimously voted on a different name. We're the band known as Destiny Draw.
Usyra: Isn't that just a shameless plug for your special technique?
Loki: Oh, and you should talk!? You're the one who's trying to insert yourself into your own Yu-gi-oh fanfic. You know you wouldn't survive with Yugi, so you're trying to get a singing part. It's pitiful, really.
Usyra: …Can we please move onto the song?
Loki: Very well. Today, we've chosen a song from Ringo Starr, called "In a Heartbeat". We felt it fit in with my secret-
Usyra: (Yeah, "secret"!)
Loki" -desire to be with Shizuka. I shall once again sing the lead. So lads, if you're ready, let's play. One, two, three, four…
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If you're ever feelin'
down
If your world ain't
turning' 'round
I'll make it turn
around for you
I'll do whatever I
can do
If you ever need
someone (if you need someone)
I would love to be the
one
Call when you're
feelin' all alone (when you're all alone)
If you just need a hand
to hold (when you need a hand to hold)
In a heartbeat
I'll be by your side
Anytime you want me
Anytime you want me
In a heartbeat
You can have my love
Anytime you want me
Baby in a heartbeat
I'll be there
If your sky is full of
rain
I'll help you find the
sun again
I'll chase the clouds
away for you
I'll find a brighter
day for you
Any hour of the night
(you know I'll be there)
I'll be there as fast
as lightning strikes
And when you're feeling
all alone (when you're all alone)
I'll be the hand that
you can hold (when you need a hand to hold)
In a heartbeat
I'll be by your side
Anytime you want me
Anytime you want me
In a heartbeat
You can have my love
Anytime you want me
Baby in a heart beat
I'll be there
(Baby, in a heartbeat I'll be there)
In a heartbeat
I'll be by your side
Anytime you want me
Anytime you want me
In a heartbeat
You can have my love
Anytime you want me
Baby in a heart beat
I'll be there
In a heartbeat
I'll be by your side
Anytime you want me
Anytime you want me
In a heartbeat
You can have my love…
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Usyra: How was that?
Loki: Meh, close enough. I'd suggest you work on your fingering a bit more; you know, so you don't sound like a man playing only with his toes. (Walks off)
Usyra: Tactful as always. (sighs)