I own nothing…

No one moved. The room was dead silent until Noah ran into the kitchen and saw the five frozen adults. He raised his eyebrow but then finally said,

"Why is everyone in here?" All the adults began to speak at once and Noah covered his ears, "Okay you are all acting weird I just wanted to know when I can open my presents. Dad why didn't you tell me that Matt Rutherford was coming? I mean wow, two famous people at my party. I was already a stud, but now I could probably wear a dress to school and people would think it was cool."

"Yes you lucky boy," Santana said and then finding a way out and taking it, "Let's go talk to Matt again. See you out there."

"We are going to…" Sam started to say and then the two Evans got the hell out of there.

"You're pregnant?" Puck said when they were all gone.

"I don't even know if I am," Rachel said, "My nosy friends all think I'm pregnant because I have been moody, eating weird stuff, and my breasts have increased in size." Puck was now staring at her chest. "Would it be so bad if I was?" Rachel said softly.

"I go on a six month tour in two weeks," Puck blurted out instead of answering. Instead of screaming and yelling at him like he thought she would Rachel burst into laughter. She was clutching her stomach and her eyes were watering. Wow no wonder she was Crazy Berry in high school. "Rachel?" She had really gone off her rocker.

"I might be pregnant and you are leaving," Rachel said when she finally got a hold of herself, "It is so sad all you can do is laugh, better then crying."

"Rachel…" Puck started to say but she cut him off.

"Not right now, okay?" She said taking his hand, "Let's just enjoy the rest of the party. It is not about us today, it is about Noah."

The rest of the party went smoothly. Noah was spoiled rotten and someone thought it was a good idea to give a nine year old an I-Phone. Puck gave Noah his old guitar. It had Puckerman carved into the neck. Sarah Evans gave Noah a kiss on the cheek. Santana flirted with Matt and Rachel swore she saw her blush, which Santana denied later of course. Rachel watched Sam, Quinn, and their kids together and then she really hoped she was pregnant. For years she had been envious of what they had, and now she won't have to be anymore. Noah ran over to her and she hugged him and Rachel kissed the top of his head, she almost cried knowing that soon he would be too tall for her to do that. It had been a really good day, crazy like everything else in her life, but good.

"My sweet baby boy," Rachel whispered to him and hugged Noah tighter.

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"I want you to come with me," Puck told her that night, "During the summer I want you and Noah to come on tour with me." Rachel just looked at him, "I always stay in really nice places and you get to travel the world Rach, isn't that something you have always wanted to do? Plus we could add Coming Home to the set list because you will be there to sing it with me." Rachel just looked at him. A guy asking you to travel the world with him only happens in the movies.

"Okay," Rachel said after a while, "We'll go with you." Puck's face broke out into a grin.

"We should probably get married too," Puck said like he was telling her what television show was on. Rachel's mouth fell open.

"That is how you are purposing to me?" Rachel said managing to keep her voice at a reasonable volume, "We should suddenly get married because I might be carrying Baby Puckerman? Do you even have a ring, Noah?" Puck knew she meant business when she called him by his first name.

"Santana said you would want to pick out your own," Puck said with a shrug and that got Rachel listening.

"When did you talk to Santana?" Rachel asked.

"A couple weeks ago," Puck replied still to calm for her liking, "Should have guessed though, you are very picky. I would probably just picked the biggest and most expensive, but you might find it ugly."

"You aren't just telling me to marry you because I might be pregnant?" Rachel said still not quite believing it. Noah Puckerman actually wanted to marry her. Noah freaking Puckerman. It was sometimes hard to believe that he was her boyfriend, and even more bizarre that he could be her husband. But he still hadn't asked her.

"Yeah, of course I am not asking because you are pregnant," Puck said, "But my Mom will probably have a heart attack if I have another baby out of wedlock."

"Melody," Rachel whispered.

"What?" Puck asked. Did she feel a song coming on or something?

"I really like the name Melody," Rachel said her voice getting stronger, "You know, if I am pregnant and it's a girl. I know it isn't Jewish though."

"It fits," Puck said and Rachel smiled; "Now you definitely need me to buy you that house."

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"You haven't answered him yet?" Quinn said as she and Rachel sat in her kitchen, Rachel now eating pickles dipped in chocolate. Rachel sighed.

"He…he didn't do it right okay?" Rachel said, "I am only going to get purposed to once, well hopefully, and I want it to be special. I mean Sam broke into the school and purposed to you in the science room, like he had done with the promise ring he gave you our junior year of high school. That was romantic and sweet. Puck didn't even phrase it as a question; just "We should get married" is it wrong I want it to be a little more special than that?"

"No," Quinn said remembering how wonderful it felt when Sam purposed to her, "It's not wrong, but he will probably ask you on some talk show now." Rachel smiled.

"If he does that I will say no," Rachel said and took another bite, "I want an on one knee ring in hand proposal. Can't you just help him pick the ring out? I don't want to pick out my own, that ruins the whole point."

"Sure," Quinn said she knew Rachel well enough to know what she would like, "I don't know why you are making such a big deal. I mean you are going to marry him right?"

"Yes of course I am going to marry him, but he doesn't know that," Rachel said and smirked. The Baby Puckerman inside her was coming out already.

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"Of course she didn't say anything," Sam said as he and Puck were at one of Lima's only bars. "Girls like all that romantic crap. Besides it sounds like you told her, not asked her."

"I have never purposed to anyone before," Puck said taking a sip of his beer, "How the fuck do I know what to do?"

"I made Quinn cry when I asked her to marry me," Sam said proudly, "You should have come to me."

"Maybe I should go on a talk show or something," Puck said, "Ask her then."

"Hell no," Sam said shaking his head, "That will just make it worse; she will probably say no if you do that. You know Rachel pretty well right?"

"Yeah," Puck said wondering where he was going.

"Then you know what to do," Sam said patting his friend on the back, "If you know her at all you know exactly how she would like to be purposed to." Puck couldn't help but wince. Great now he had to go make an ass out of himself to get the girl who was the mother of his two kids to marry him.

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Puck was tapping his foot to the tune of a Kiss song as they waiting their turn at the doctor's office. Though Rachel, and everyone else, was pretty sure she was pregnant they wanted to make sure. Rachel was calmly flipping through a magazine while Puck was going nuts.

"You have a son already Puck," Rachel said her eyes still on the magazine, "Why are you so nervous?"

"Yeah I do have a nine year old son," Puck said, "But this is a baby. It is a little different Rach. Plus what if it doesn't like me?" Rachel put down the magazine.

"So you are worried that the baby I might be carrying won't like you?" Rachel said hiding her smile. Puck nodded. "That is dumb, Noah adores you and so will this one. Now calm down. Jeez you are acting just like me."

"Berry?" A nurse called out and the two stood up. The nurse's eyes went wide when she noticed Puck. Thankfully she said nothing and walked them to a room. An hour later they knew for a fact that Baby Puckerman #2 was on its way.

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"Another unplanned pregnancy," Rachel said to herself as they walked to the car, "My Dads are going to love this. At least they know who the Father is this time."

"You know I have gotten a lot of fan mail from girls saying they want to have my babies." Puck told her. Rachel stopped and looked at him with a "Why are you telling me this?" look.

"You're not going to tell me to marry you right now are you?" Rachel said through narrowed eyes, "Because if you are I am going to be so pissed."

"Nope," Puck with and knowing look in his eye and kept walking.

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"I am going to be a brother?" Noah said. His parents had sat him down and told him that his Mom was pregnant again and that he would be getting a brother or sister in seven months.

"Yeah," Puck said, "Being a big brother is important. So you got to make sure you have your brothers back, or keep any boys away from your sister." Rachel rolled her eyes. She really hoped it was a girl. She didn't think she could handle three Noah's. She sighed and both boys looked at her with identical expressions. If she had another boy she would be happy and love him unconditionally, but Rachel needed her little girl.

"If it's a girl we will just fix her up with Sawyer," Rachel said yawning, "That way we know she will be getting a good boy."

"You and Quinn are just going to pair up all your children aren't you?" Puck said and Rachel just smiled.

"Hell no," Noah said speaking up, "Evans or not, no guy is getting near my sister." Puck gave Noah a high five and Rachel put a pillow in front of her face.

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Puck carefully put his shoes on as Rachel slept peacefully on the bed. He had a really early flight and had said his goodbyes last night. It had been quite a weekend. His son turned nine and Baby Puckerman #2 was on its way. Puck hated leaving the morning after he found out he was having another kid, but he had no choice. Puck kissed her forehead, and then because he couldn't stop himself, kissed Rachel's still flat stomach. Puck walked into Noah's room and kissed his forehead too. But unlike Rachel Noah woke up.

"Hey Buddy," Puck said softly, "I'll talk to you tonight alright?"

"Okay," Noah said his voice thick with sleep.

"Noah why don't you go sleep with your Mom for a bit," Puck told him, "I think she could use someone to look after her tonight." Noah nodded and got up and basically sleep walked to his Mom's room. Puck made his way down the stairs and after locking the door walked to the yellow cab waiting for him.

What did you think? Your opinions matter! I really didn't know if I was going to make her pregnant or not.

How do you think Puck is going to purpose? Was Rachel's reaction justified?

Over 30 reviews for the last chapter. I mean WOW thank you all so much. I am glad everyone likes it! Thanks for faving, alerting, and reading!

btw, I totally ship Santana/Brittney, but I also love Bartie. I thought it would be cool to bring Matt back. Satan in a Red Dress was about Santana.