Okay, I know I've been a little late with updates, so you'll just have to freakin' deal with it for a while. This is the long awaited chapter—summoning the Harvest King! Yay, Harvest Goddess can finally get her drugs back! Enjoy!

"Angela, wake up!" Finn jumped up and down on my cheek. "Let's go summon the Harvest King!"

I growled at Finn, pissed off for being woken up. I grabbed him by the head and threw him against the wall. "Don't wake me up this early again," I snarled, pulling the covers over my head.

"No need to be so rough! Besides, it's already noon," Finn replied, yanking on the curtains to let light in the room.

"Harvest King is going to have to wait."

"What happened to 'the sooner the better,' Angela?" Finn asked me, sitting on my side. "You know I want this over with just as much as you do, but at least I actually try to do something about it."

I threw the covers off of me. "Fine, let's summon the stupid Harvest King…"

After I got ready, we left my house. I pulled out the list for the last time. "Now, this says that we have to go through the Garmon Upper Mine to reach the king's seat. Aw, not another mine mission! I hate mines!" I crumpled the paper up and threw it off to the side.

"Well, we don't have much of a choice," Finn sighed.

We walked to the mine district while we ate actual food. Since I had money, I could actually buy things instead of practically starving ourselves. "This food is so good!" I said with my mouth full.

"Anything is better than the shitty berries and mushrooms around here," Finn replied.

"I know!"

I stopped in my tracks when we reached the entrance to the upper mines. My previous trips to the mines had traumatized me, and I did not want to go back there again. I'd rather catch another giant singing fish. "Okay, let's go."

The trek to the king's seat was long and very, very boring. I didn't run into as many things this time, but it took me twice as long to reach the top. Finally, I reached the top. I clawed my way out, dirt covering my face. Finn came out without a scratch since he could fly. Stupid Finn.

"AH!" I gasped. "Success is mine!"

"Took you long enough," Finn muttered under his breath.

I whipped him with my flyswatter. "Face the wrath of my bedazzled flyswatter of evil!"

Finn rubbed the spot where I hit him. "Wait, bedazzled?" he asked.

"Yup!" I grinned as I held up my flyswatter. It had hot pink rhinestones on it spelling out Finn's name. "Isn't it adorable?"

"Uh sure, if you say so."

I stood up and looked at the stone steps. If you took one wrong step, you could fall off of them and off the cliff. I trembled just looking at them.

"Hey Angela!" I heard.

I looked past the stairs to see all five of the Harvest Sprites jumping up and down and waving at me. The Harvest Goddess was off to the side, banging her head on a large rock. "Must…get…my…drugs!" She banged her head after each word.

"Well, let's go!" Finn flew to the other side of the steps. I was still standing by the cave entrance. "What are you waiting for?"

"You expect me to go across those steps?" I shrieked.

"…Yeah…"

The sprites quit jumping. They had grown bored and had begun a game of poker off to the side. Finn flew back to me. "Don't worry, you won't die!" Finn assured me.

"How do you know?" I sobbed. "You failed fairy school!"

Finn rolled his eyes. "Just walk up the stupid stairs already!"

"FINE!" I stomped up the steps with my hand wrapped around Finn's neck.

Once I made it across, I let Finn go and threw a rock at the Goddess's head. "Huh? Oh, hi Angela!" She stood up and brushed the dirt off of her long dress.

"Hey."

"Now that everyone's here, let's summon that stupid son of a bitch—I mean, the Harvest King," she giggled.

The sprites got up from their poker game and stood in a circle.

"Ring, red bell!"

"Ring, blue bell!"

"Go, yellow bell!"

"Nngh, green bell."

"Purple bell…"

All of the bells were ringing and surprisingly didn't shoot out any rainbow notes at me. "Whew, thank god…" I sighed, getting off of the ground. A tall man with really long, bright red hair pulled back in a braid floated down from the sky. He wore a white and red toga-like dress and looked really pissed off.

"Who woke me up from my nap?" his voice boomed. I'm assuming that's the Harvest King…

Everyone pointed at me. My eyes went wide. "Hey, the Goddess made me do it!" I shouted, pointing to her.

The Harvest King turned his attention to the Goddess. "Ugh, what do you want?"

"Oh, I think you know very well what I want, Ignis."

"FOOL!" he screamed at her. "You do NOT go around saying my name! No one is supposed to know it!"

Harvest Goddess rolled her eyes. "Oh no one cares about that anymore. It's not a big deal, you baby. Now just give me the stuff," she ordered, holding out her hand expectantly.

"Oh is this what you want, Sephia?" he grinned evilly, holding up a grocery bag full of something.

"Yes, now just hand it over!" she groaned.

The Harvest King looked confused. "Shouldn't you be mad that I used your name?"

"Pssh, like I give a damn who knows my name," she snorted, snatching the bag from him. She poofed away, flipping Ignis off as she disappeared.

Once the Harvest Goddess was gone, there was a long awkward silence. I was kind of afraid to move while the Harvest King was right in front of me. As we all stood there, Edge began to cry again.

"Shut up!" Harvest King ordered. "Or face my wrath!"

Edge kept crying. The Harvest King crossed his arms and narrowed his eyes. "Alright, as punishment…you must eat the Taco of Misery!" he declared.

Edge just kept crying. I'm pretty sure that he didn't hear a word that the Harvest King had said. I backed up a bit. "Well, it looks about time for me to leave, so…yeah."

"Halt, mortal!" he called.

I turned around to look at him, afraid that he might make me eat a Taco of Misery. "Y-yeah?"

"Since you now know my name, you must come to my castle for interrogation," he explained. "I can't have just any human walking around with such important knowledge."

My eyes darted around nervously. "So, does that mean I can stay alive?"

"If I find you worthy," he answered in a murderous tone.

My eye twitched, but I was too freakin' scared to say anything. I just followed him with Finn sitting on my shoulder. Hell, I was so scared that I didn't even care that we were flying to a castle that floats in the sky.

The castle was huge and gray, pretty typical. It was guarded by big scary men that looked like they could shatter me into pieces just by poking me. The inside was freakishly modern and colorful. I hate to admit it, but the Harvest King had an eye for design. I had noticed that there were a bunch of sprites working as servants and maids in his castle.

Finally, we reached a door at the end of a hallway. Two sprites escorted me in, seating me on an extremely tasteful couch. "Nice place, dude," I complimented, getting over my shock.

The Harvest King ignored my comment and sat down across from me. He had a couple papers in his hand. "Fill these out," he demanded, shoving them in my face.

"Uh, okay." I took the papers and looked at them. "Um Mr. Harvest King? I need something to write with—OW!" I was cut off when he threw a pen at me.

"Just write," he ordered.

Finn read the questions from his spot on my shoulder. "What is your favorite color? Do you prefer limes over lemons? What kind of retarded questions are these?" he muttered.

"I don't know, just don't say anything," I hissed back.

"What was that?" the Harvest King asked suspiciously.

I laughed nervously. "Oh, I'm just talking to myself. It helps my brain function properly."

Harvest King simply shrugged. As I filled out my papers, he snapped his fingers. "Sarah!" he called.

I looked up to see an adorable little sprite fly up to him. "Yes, you're Highness?" I heard Finn choke a bit.

"Fetch me some tea," he said.

Sarah bowed. "Yes, you're High—," she stopped talking when she looked at Finn. I saw her eyes grow wide.

"Is there something wrong, Sarah?" the Harvest King asked.

Sarah shook her head. "N-no, you're Highness, my apologies. You're tea will be here shortly." With that, she quickly flew out of the room.

The King chuckled. "Ah, Sarah is quite fun to watch. It's no wonder she's my favorite servant."

Finn had become a statue by then. "What's wrong with you, Finn?" I poked him.

"What? Oh, I-I'm okay, just a little uh, well…I'm not feeling too hot right now," he stuttered. I didn't pay attention and kept filling out the papers. Then, Finn spoke up again. "Uh, is there a bathroom somewhere?"

Harvest King looked up. "Down the hall, third door to your right."

Finn shot up from my shoulder, zooming towards the door. At first, he ran into the wall and then went through the tiny door inside the big door.

Eventually, I was done with the papers. "Okay, I'm finished!" I gave the papers to the King and he stood up.

"I will examine these and come back shortly."

When he left, I got up and walked around the room. In the corner of my eye, I spotted a CD case. When I picked it up, I realized that it belonged to the Harvest King. "Hmm, I wonder what's inside…"

I unzipped it and flipped through the CD's. "Gwen Stefani, Lady Gaga, Beyonce, Katy Perry…wow…"

I tossed it to the side and walked around the room some more.

"WHAT IN GOD'S NAME IS THIS?" I heard the King's voice boom. It was so loud, the floors vibrated.

Just as I was about to open the door, it slammed open in my face, sending me flying across the room. "Owie…"

The Harvest King stormed in the room with Finn in one hand and Sarah in the other. "Are you aware of what this little sprite has done to Sarah?"

"Wait, what's going on?" I asked, standing up.

"Your sprite has-,"

"It was only a kiss! That's no reason to get mad!" Finn argued.

"You kissed her?" I asked.

"You shut up!"

"Who, me?" I pointed to myself.

The Harvest King looked at me. "N-no, not you, but you can shut up, as well!"

"So you were talking to me!" I figured.

"No, I was not—,"

"But you told me to shut up!"

"That's not the point!" he shouted. "Your sprite kissed Sarah!"

"Your Highness, Finn didn't do anything wrong!" Sarah explained. "We're…we're in love."

Ooh la la! Finn has a girlfriend? Sorry I took longer to update. I decided that I will update every two days from now on. It's a lot less stress on me, so you'll have to live with it! Anyways, PLEASE review and tell me what you think!