Disclaimer: If I owned Bleach, My parents would probably not allow me to watch it…
Author's Note: Well, tryin' to catch up on the prompts; 4 in this one, then probably 5 in the other one, it all really depends on how long it goes.
Like to thank Kai and freakypetachick for the next few prompts; Kai's the first one, the rest are peta's. Also, thanks for the reviews (it's 3 in the morning, so I'm a tad too lazy to say everyone who reviewed.. Sorry D)! Makes it all worthwhile!
Also, deepest apologies to KaruKyan, whom I brutally misspelled their name into oblivion .
Prompt – Bottle
Whatever prompted Ulquiorra to play Gin's newly-found human game 'Spin-the-Bottle', the Fourth Espada would never know. All he knew at the moment was that he had just spun it and it (to his dismay), landed on Grimmjow.
They sat across each other, eyes locked in what seemed to be an intense staring contest. But, it was a battle for dominance.
Who would break first and cross over to the other? Ulquiorra was sure he was winning when Aizen interrupted.
"Ulquiorra, go over and kiss Grimmjow. You must follow the rules of the game, regardless of gender or personal feuds."
Begrudgingly, Ulquiorra began to cross over the now smug Grimmjow. But, getting an idea, he decided to make this a little more interesting.
On his hands and knees, Ulquiorra crossed sexily across the gaming area toward Grimmjow, with a lusty look in his eyes. Grimmjow's jaw dropped, and that was when Ulquiorra pounced.
Five minutes later, they were still intensely making out while the rest of the Espada resumed the game, coming to the conclusion that separating those two would probably result into some injury.
Prompt - Maid
Ulquiorra looked at the computer screen disgustingly. He had recently found a site called 'devientART' which had multiple picture of him, most being degrading and humiliating.
But one was worse than all of that combined.
Some mere human girl decided to draw him in a maid's outfit, complete with a feather-duster.
What added insult to injury was when Grimmjow bought him that exact outfit to wear to the 'Hollow'-een Party.
Prompts – Coffee + Rainbows
Grimmjow wanted to cry. No, he was crying. Everyone was, even Tousen.
Someone had the great idea to give Ulquiorra coffee, as he had been drained from energy lately, namely his energy being eaten-up by certain 'nightly-performances' with a certain Arrancar (no, not Nnoitra).
Grimmjow felt like he was in the human movie 'Frankenstein', wanting to scream out "We've created a monster!", because that was exactly what happened.
Ulquiorra was darting from place to place, dancing with Orihime in the hallways, and giving everything with two legs hugs.
And what was worse was that he tried to give Grimmjow a saucer of milk and rub his belly. Grimmjow, thinking that sex with Ulquiorra in this state would be too damn scary, hastily pushed him away, screaming while asking "Why the hell are you acting like a rainbow is coming out of your ass?!"
As you can tell, none of the Espada would like to comment on that question, or the question of who gave Ulquiorra coffee in the first place, though most signs point to Gin.
Prompt – Plushies
Gin, having walked in on Grimmjow and Ulquiorra in a very intimate moment, decided to re-enact it at the meeting. Physically.
But it is not the 'physically' as in person on person, no. He was not that low.
Instead, he went to the Quincy with blue-prints for two plushies; and Ulquiorra on and a Grimmjow one.
Using the plushies in his explanation, Grimmjow sunk deeper into his chair while Ulquiorra wondered if he could use his residue to cause himself and the plushies to explode at the same time.