Dear Ms. Rowling and WB Studios,
I have seen your muggle films. And although Alan Rickman was passable. I quite enjoyed the scene when my character hit Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley over the head.
But that is one of the only instances where it shows the true nature of my relationship with the Gryfiffindors. I, me in the movie, am almost nice to them. I do not like Potter, Granger, any of the Weasleys, or Longbottom.
Also, I am not an inferi. Although the way I am portrayed in the films it would appear that way. Until you inappropriately showed my last moments with Lily.
And speaking of last moments, thoughts do not appear as tears. They appear as strands of hair.
You are all muggle fools.
Severus Snape
Ps. Why on earth did you have to kill me? My life is hell. All of my enemies are up here.
SOS!
So…. Thoughts? Comments? Concerns? Discombobulation?
Could I just say that sometimes the voice in my head sounds like Snape in the movie! I know, odd.