I don't own Phineas or Ferb or the song I'm parodying. This is a request I'm doing for one of my fans as my way of saying Merry Christmas.
I'm on the Highway (Parody of "Life is a Highway" by Rascall Flatts)
It starts with Dr. Doofenshmirtz driving his truck next to the Flynn-Fletcher's RV/No Stop Truck Stop. Inside the diner, Phineas puts a quarter in the jukebox and it starts playing "Life is a Highway". As the music plays, Dr. Doofenshmirtz starts tapping his foot and bobbing his head to the tune.
*Music starts*
I'm driving a truck
With my own radio.
Though I haven't learned
The trucker lingo.
I'm like
"Hey good buddy
yeah, 10-4"
That's all I've learned
And not anymore.
If you want to chat
Misfortune is my name
And no not "Miss Fortune"
I'm not a dame
And if there are women
listening to me.
I don't mean to say "dame"
Offensively.
I'm usually in a lab.
No I'm not in a cab.
I'll tell you while I blab.
I'm on the Highway
Carrying a truckload
Of Boom Juice
If you're going my way
Be careful cause my cap is loose.
Perry jumps in through the window and strikes a fighting pose.
Ah Perry you're here
Please sit down
Are you strapped in?
Don't act like a clown
This is serious
We're on the road
Cause if we crash
We die a'la mode
He pushes a button that straps Perry into his seat using a seatbelt.
I'm just picking up
Some boom juice that's cheap
Hey, I said stop fighting
This ain't a jeep
Fine you want you to fight?
Give me a sec or more
To activate my
Hitch-a-ride-inator.
He hits a button and his truck latches onto the Flynn-Fletcher's RV.
Now to beat you like a gong.
Time to show you I'm strong.
You're not the only with with a trucker song.
They get out and continue fightin on the roof of the truck while Phineas and Ferb rock out on guitars and Candace serves food.
I'm on the Highway.
Carrying a truckload.
Of Boom Juice.
If you're going my way
Be careful cause my cap is loose.
I'm on the Highway.
Carrying a truckload
Of Boom Juice.
If you're going my way
Be careful cause my cap is loose.
(Oops there it goes)
The boom juice's might start exploding
Wait Perry the Platypus
Where do you think you are going?
Perry jumps out and seperates the two RV's by using his hat as a chainsaw.
Oh no it's heading for Cactus Gorge
I'd better jump. well here I go.
Dr. Doofenhsmirtz jumps off the truck as it plummets into Cactus Gorge. He covers his head, expecting an explosion, but nothing happens.
I made it but why didn't
The boom juice blow?
I'm on the highway
I managed to avoid pain.
It's not that bad, I say.
Oh no flaming cactus starts to rain.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz gets buried under falling flaming cacti.
I'm off the highway
Buried under flaming cactus
I have something tosay
CURSE YOU PERRY THE PLATYPUS!
*Music stops*
Meanwhile, at the No-Stop Truck Stop, the juke box stops playing and one of the truckers inside says "I still didn't get my pie."
I'd like to thank my mystery reviewer for suggesting the song, and sorry that it took so long. Happy Holidays!