Addie: So I have a confession!
Seto: You and America can possibly drive England to the Loony bin.
Addie: Seto Kaiba, I drive you crazy. Now, I forgot what I was going to say!
Seto: That you do, and you're a loser.
Addie: Hush, catboy. I don't own.
Halloween or Chaos
Bec sighed as he was once again forced to watch The Nightmare Before Christmas. Oliver was currently using him for a pillow, as Virginia had taken his favorite chair. Now, it wasn't that Bec minded that he was being used for a pillow. No, he just wanted to stop watching the same movie over again.
"MATTIE, HAVE YOU SEEN THE HAIRSPRAY DYE?"
Bec sighed as he strained his ears to hear his mother yell back. As the movie came to an end, Virginia paused the credits and watched how her siblings interacted. It was nice to see them sitting quietly. Scenes like this rarely happened in their house. In fact, she guessed by the way Oliver's eyes were closed he was half-asleep. 'Perfect.'
Virginia looked over at the pair and sighed. "You two are on Trick-or-Treat duty," she said not taking her eyes off the screen. "You're taking the younger States and Provinces. I suggest you go to Salem. They usually have the best candy." Bec stood up making Oliver fall as he turned to his older sister. "Why do I have to go with them?" he snapped. "Louis is in charge of the party this year and you're going to make me miss it!"
Virginia shot up and grabbed her brother's collar and started shaking him. "Do you have any idea how much I put up with all year?" she asked. "I don't have time to take them. I have to chaperone for this party and I have to start planning for our usual late November feast and Christmas! You can give up one party!" Virginia dropped her brother and he landed like a rag doll before Oliver grabbed him. "Hey, I need him and I'm the only one that can drop him like that!" he snapped.
The state raised her eyebrow before sighing. "Look, I know you own his butt, and I don't care. Just do it,"" she told him. "She's scary," Bec mumbled. "Wait what did she mean 'own my butt'?" Oliver smirked as he nodded in agreement. Seconds later, Alfred ran into the room and stopped in front of them. "Dad, I didn't know you owned a jacket other than your bomber one," Oliver said. Alfred spun around showing off his black trench coat.
"Papa, I thought you wanted to go as Thief King Bakura?" Bec asked. Alfred rubbed the back of his head and laughed. "I did, but your mother said something about how only he was allowed to see me shirtless and he kinda got this creepy twitch then started muttering about keeping your grandparents away from me," he told them. The two provinces looked at each other then shuddered.
The last this they wanted to see was someone groping their parents, because that would most likely start WWW III. "Hey, Daddy, I thought, you and Mama were going ask Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Mask?" Virginia asked. A shadow fell across America's face and his eyes flash grey for a few seconds. "Yeah, I didn't want anyone starting at his legs," he said. With that the nation walked off and the kids looked at each other.
"Did anyone notice our dad changing into his crazy side?" Bec asked. "Cus, I'd hate to have to meet him." "Well, at least we know how WWW3 will start," she said. "No we don't!" the boys yelled. "Kids have you seen your father?" Mathew asked walking into the room. "Mommy, look at my costume!" Demitri yelled. "I'm Demyx!" Mathew smiled down at him before looking to his oldest two. "Who's going with them to Trick-or-Treat?" he asked.
Virginia pointed to her brothers and the Canadians glared at her. "Okay, Bec, please take lots of pictures and don't let Oliver have too much candy. You know how he gets," he told him. Bec nodded his head and went to his room to change and twitched when he saw the black coat and red wig. "How can you hate someone and love them at the same time is beyond me," he whispered. "I want to kill him."
Alfred gushed over his children taking as many pictures of them as possible. Alaska and Holly were dressed as Demyx and Zexion from Kingdom Hearts. New Mexico was a flying saucer with Tony holding his hand. Idaho was Disney Princess, though which one, Alfred couldn't remember; maybe Belle. Arizona was a vampire and mumbling something about Twilight giving old horror a bad name. Saskatchewan was dressed as a raptor. Yukon was also a princess, but was dressed as Cinderella. Washington, Newfoundland and Labrador were dressed as Lock, Shock, and Barrel. How the two of them managed to get the Golden Lab puppy into the witch's costume Alfred would never know. Then Alberta came running down the stairs dressed as a Power Ranger.
"Charlie, slow down," Ric called after his younger sister. "Make sure to keep everyone together." The young girl nodded and attached herself to her brother.
"Alfred, are you getting pictures?" Mathew asked walking in. "You're so cute! Oliver, what are you and… Oh! You two look so cute!" Oliver smiled while popping a fun size Snicker in his mouth. "Of course we look good," he told them. Bec glared at the wall as he adjusted the black trench coat. "This is ridiculous and I hope you've got that memorized," he said before picking up the candy bags.
"Damn, Beckett, your ass looks good in that!" Prussia said walking into the room. "Why are you always here?" Alfred asked. "I live with Oli," he told them. "I can't very well live with West and Italy when they're all over each other like newlyweds." Bec glared as Prussia put his arm around Oliver's shoulders. He sighed before walking over to pair, throwing Ontario onto his shoulder then started walking to the door.
"We'll be back later!" he called. "Okay troops, march!" Mathew looked down at his watch after the Trick-or-Treaters left and pulled Alfred to the door. "We have to leave now too," he told him. "Bye Kids, have fun." "And don't burn the house down!" Alfred yelled. Virginia turned to Prussia with a grin and he held up a bottle of beer. "This is going to be on hell of a party," he said.
Bec kept a watch on Oliver's candy intake as they went from house to house. It was bad enough that he had to plan of killing the self-proclaimed "King of Awesome" for stalking one of his sisters, now he had to kill him because he was living with his Ontario. "Wait, what was I thinking?" he muttered. "Well, I do have as much claim to him as he does to me." The kids ran back to their elder siblings and Alaska held out a Snicker for Oliver and Quebec quickly snatched it.
"Hey, that's mine!" he snapped. Quebec popped it in his mouth and smirked at his brother. "You want it, you have to take it from my mouth," he told him. Oliver waited until their siblings had run to the next house before swiping the candy back. Bec's face turned as red as his wig and Ontario lead them after their siblings. Four hours of candy later, Bec and Oliver stared at the total chaos that had engulfed the house.
"WHAT IN THE NAME OF MAPLE IS THIS?" Bec yelled. "ALL OF YOU GET YOUR BUTTS IN GEAR AND CLEAN THIS UP! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! ELIZABETH VICTORIA JONES, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LET IT GET THIS OUT OF HAND! I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE HANGOVERS TOMORROW! WHAT IF MAMA OR PAPA WALKED IN WITH ALL OF YOU LIKE THIS? AS FOR THE SOURCE OF THIS; PRUSSIA, GET OUT!"
Oliver put his hand over his face and Demy looked up. "Big Brother, why are you blushing?" he asked. Oliver waved him off and started pushing the younger ones up the stairs. "I don't know if he was mad about not being able to get drunk or the mess," he whispered, "Oh well, that was still hot, and I got to see his butt in leather."
The next morning, Alfred and Mathew walked in to find their children cleaning and Bec standing over them with Mathew's hockey stick. "What the heck did ya'll do last night?" Alfred asked.
Addie: Yep, That is what happens when you leave a house full of teenagers and Prussia! XD
Prussia: Well at least you put me in here this time.
Addie: Remember kids, Prussia is bad for your health. Oh and here's a starting list of States and Provinces. My friend, Toraudewa, asked "who's Maddie." So, this list is the core characters that are in most of my shorts. Thanks for reading and please review!
Key: Human name- State/Province- Country
Madeline Rebekka Jones – Mississippi –America
Louis Francis Jones – Louisiana – America
Elizabeth Victoria Jones – Virginia – America
Beckett Alfred Jones – Québec – Canada
Demitri Ivan Jones – Alaska – America
Holly Lily Jones – Hawaii – America
Oliver Edmund Jones – Ontario – Canada
Michael Arthur Jones – New York – America
Mary Anna Jones – Maryland – America
Sabrina Zelda Jones – Massachusetts – America