(beginning shashuko note: the hot chocolate thing, which is mentioned later, is something I discussed with haku over gmail... yes he has a gmail. no you can't have it. heehee.)
Me: I have changed back my name. the cookie was getting in the way
Nargirl: what did you do with the cookie?
Me: tacked it on the end of Voldy's user name.
Cookiestudmuffin: I am not amused.
Me: I am
Mbdvaaigwtspn: shucks. Now I have to change my user name. how about, 'my boyfriend almost defeated Voldemort and all I got was this stupid pen name' ?
Cookiestudmuffin: …I am never defeated!!!!!! (although I am writing this from hell. They have wicked computers…)
Me: face it, voldeh. You dead!
Mbdvaaigwtspn: oh, that's okay then.
Haku-: is Dianna there?
Me: yes, but she's also on the floor reading my manga again. It's hard to get her up.
Cookiestudmuffin: what is this 'manga' you speak of?
Me: Japanese comics. Anyway, haku, that is where Dianna is. Did you know, though, that she burnt her tongue on purpose this morning?
Haku-: I know.
Me: I'll bet. Where did she find you?
Haku-: I don't' have to tell you that.
Me: HERES DIANNA
Kiiro: HIIIIIIII!!!
Cookiestudmuffin: who is that.
Me: just shut up.
Haku-: Hi Dianna.
Me: no good. She's picked up the book again. …PUT THE BOOK DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: okay that's not working. So I'm saying it out loud now.
Haku-: good.
Kiiro: … sorry?
Me: you should be.
Nargirl: wait, is that really Voldemort?
Cookiestudmuffin: they call me the studmuffin now.
Nargirl: studmuffin?
Me: the muffin who must not be named.
Kiiro: COOKIE!!!
Cookiestudmuffin: don't remind me
Me: cookie cookie cookie cookie cookie (gaara) cookie cookie … gaara gaara gaara gaara Gaara Gaara
Mrsandman: yeeeeeeeeees? (with a cookie)
Me: cookie YES
Mrsandman: that's what I thought.
Kiiro: haaaaaaakuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Haku-: cookie hug
Kiiro: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!
Me: …Na no da
Mrsandman: isn't that Mew Mew?
Me: …what have you been reading?
Me: not that I have a problem with that, mind.
Cookiestudmuffin: you better not
Me: …what have you been reading?
Cookiestudmuffin: I don't' have to tell you that.
Mrsandman: Actually, Temari has the series. I picked it up once… or twice… (what? When you can't sleep, you get bored at night).
Me: I can believe that. I'd probably have that series memorized if I couldn't sleep. Not to mention Harry Potter.
Cokiestudmuffin: what about him. grr
Me: …I'd have memorized the books. Nothing about him in particular. Moor the parts with… .everybody?
Kiiro: that makes sense.
Me: I've already got the first paragraph
Haku-:…you bother to memorize?
Me: I've read it so many times that it just seems silly not to.
Me: fa la la la la la la la la laaaa
Cookiestudmuffin: Gah!!!!!! Nagini, come back with that squeegee!
Me: snerk Nagini went to hell with you? …and you brought your squeegee?
Cookiestudmuffin: well I wasn't gonna bring the bucket.
Me:…kay…
Nargirl: is Itachi there?
Theycallmetheweasel: HAHA I AVE HACKED INTO ITACHI ACCOUNT UN!
Me:…
Me:…
Me: I'm trying.
Deidarashalldiethisday: GET OFF MY COMPUTER!
Me: tries not to smile.
Theycallmetheweasel: NEVAH!
Deidarashalldiethisday: cyber tsukuyoumi
Cookiestudmuffin: who are these people?
Me: stuff a sock in it.
Cookiestudmuffin: …you dare tell the great Voldemort to 'stuff a sock in it?'
Me:…well you're in hell. And on line. You can't get me here.
Cookiestudmuffin: E CRUCIO
Me: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH damn you…
Mrsandman: who is he again? has a death note in hand
Me: where did you get a death note? They creep me out. (and he's Tom Marvolo Riddle. But he's already dead… so I guess it's no use. sigh )
Mrsandman: I got the book when I was dead. From a creepy blue thing that was probably related to Kisame.
Kiiro: yeah that was a death god.
Me: kisame's a death god?
Cookiestudmuffin: I wanna be a death god…
Kiiro: good luck wizzat, Voldiekins. (I'm sooo glad you're dead right now…)
Cookiestudmuffin: heh E CRUCIO
Haku-: gaara, can I borrow that death note…?
Mrsandman: go ahead. I don't need it to kill people after all….
Me: COOKIE VOLDY
Kiiro: You think that hurts me, Oh Snakie One? You've only died once, but that should be enough for you to know… once you've died, other forms of pain don't affect you much.
Mrsandman: but it hurt Stephy. And she's died before too…
Kiiro: Yes, but I've died more times than her. Also, she died pretty quickly, with the whole suffocation thing. I BLED FORM MEH STOMACHE ALL OVER OROCHIMARU'S NICE CLEAN FLOORS. AND IT BURRRNED. The next time, I pissed off Sasori and was poisoned to death… then, I died to scare Sasuke to distract him from Kuro-chan, who was putting itching powder between his sheets, then… I lost track of the rest. Except once I drowned and Haku had to swim and get me… so I'm told. I wasn't alive at that point. But Aki-sama, being kind and good, always brought me back…
Mrsandman: Are you suicidal?
Kiiro: Nope! I'm just unafraid of dying, so if someone has to it ends up being me.
Theycallmetheweasel has signed off.
Deidarawilldiethisday: Deidara got off my computer. Gimme a sec…
Deidarawilldiethisday has signed off.
Theycallmetheweasel has signed on.
Theycallmetheweasel: So you're saying dying is no big deal?
Kiiro: Nnnn'yes.
Theycallmetheweasel: Can I kill you then?
Kiiro: No. Because my teachers don't believe me when I say I couldn't do their homework because I was dead, for some reason.
Me: …I like to imagine I can't feel pain. It doesn't physically help,s adly, but…
Kiiro: yeah. Butb you CAN numb yourself when you're about to rip somethingn off…
Me: …yup! And it's useful, too.
Me: …gaara gaara gaara gaara gaara gaara gaara gaara gaara gaara gaara gaara gaara gaara gaara gaara gaara gaara gaara gaara gaara gaara gaara gaara gaara gaara gaara gaara gaara gaara gaara gaara gaara gaara gaara gaara
Kiiro: Did you type all those by hand?
Me: course.
Me: cookie course
Mrsandman: so if you get carple tunnel syndrome it's all my fault?
Me: nope. That's the fault of the fanficiton I write. Possibly the writing down of the harry potter books.
Cookiestudmuffin: you write down what books?
Me: get clue. mushes hp books into his cyber face
Me: that was un-smart, wasn't it.
Cookiestudmuffin: yup. E CRUCIOOOOOO
Me: …ow.
Kiiro: heh.
Me: shut up. I try.
Haku-: if you can't feel pain, how come you burn your tongue so often? (to Dianna)
Kiiro: my tongue isn't affected by me deaths. Aaaaaaaand… Ikindadothatonpurpose.
Haku-: …Im okay with that.
Kiiro: … I suck at team handball.
Me: I'm much worse I promise you.
Kiiro: Okay. But really! The balls went right past me and In just kinda stood there. (in my defense, aku was in a tree about 50 feet away, so it wasn't just my fault).
Haku-: …I remember that. Sorry. I could just go away next time…
Kiiro: NOOOOOO! If you'd left then I would have spaced out probably with some odd song stuck in my head. Or fanficiton ideas I get those a lot in PE…
Me: Pe's when I write paraodies.
Kiiro: nice.
Me: yup.
Me:…yup.
Cookiestudmuffin: I demand to know how you (stephanie) managed to change my username. I can't change it back.
Me: heh.
Kiiro: did you bribe shikamaru?
Me: shhh!
Kiiro: that's what I thought.
Me: WANNA BUY A (cookie) GOHST??
Kiiro: I don't need a ghost. I have a zombie 3
Haku-: me too. 3
Kiiro: yes you do 3
Cookiestudmuffin: …I feel awkward.
Kiiro: awww voldiekins. Share the love 3
Me: …dianna, I think you just effectively defeated Voldemort.
Cookiestudmuffin: I SHALL NOT BE DFEATE BY MERE WORDS or text.
Kiiro: No seriously. EVERYONE END THEIR LINES WITH A 3
Me: can do. 3
Mrsandman: yeeees? 3
Me:…how did he know that was directed toward him? 3
Mrsandman: I'm just awesome that way 3
Me: and in so many others. 3
Nargirl: it's almost Christmas 3
Theycallmetheweasel: I noticed 3
Kiiro: OMG 'Tachi used the 3
Theycallmetheweasel: if I didn't you would all pester me to no end 3
Mbdvaaigwtspn: you got that right. ( 3)
Kiiro: do not parenthesize the 3! It distracts from the awesome! 3
Mbdvaaigwtspn: fine. One minute. 3
Idvaaigmgwaspn has signed on
Idvaaigmgwaspn: you wanted me on?
Mbdvaaigwtspn: no, you've gott o put a heart on the end of al your sentences. Like so. 3
Idvaaigmgwaspn:…why?
Cookiestudmuffin: THEN FACE MY E CRUCIO 3
Idvaaigmgwaspn: …eep 3
Kiiro: Woohoo spread the love! 3
Me: how can harry be scared of someone with a username like 'cookiestudmuffin'? 3
Idvaaigmgwaspn:…e cruicios. Bad exprerience. 3
Mbdvaaigwtspn: …voldy was spaming his inbox 3
Me: eh he heh e most evil indeede 3
Me: gaara gaara gaara gaara gaara gaara gaara 3. ….. 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3
Kiiro: NO! Repeating the 3 over and over again like that also distracts from the awesome! 3
Me: LLLLLLLLLLLL 3
Kiiro: that works 3
Me: tries … gaara gaara gaara gaara gara gaara gaara 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3
Mrsandman: Kiiro's got no sense of fun 3
Me: IM HAVING FUN 3
Kiiro: I do have sense of fun. It's just… errrrrgh. Oh I give up. HAKU!!! 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3
3
Haku-: Yes 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3
3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3? 3
Kiiro: … Still don't like the way more than one 3 together looks. Even when you type it 3
Haku-: sorry… 3
Kiiro: it's okay 3. That's what we have ///////////////////////////////////// for! XD 3
Haku-:-
Kiiro: you forgot something 3
Haku-: ACK! Sorry… 3 3 thatw as two because I forgot the last one. 3
Cookiestudmuffin: I must leave- but you have not seen the last of me 3
Cookiestudmuffin has signed off
Kiiro: OI! COMPUTER! SPREAD THJE LOVE, DAMN YOU! 3
Sorry. Cookiestudmuffin has signed off 3