This Drabble is dedicated to my reviewer yugioh fan, and to them I would like to inform that the only Dartz pairing I actually aprove of is what Murasaki Rose calls Legendshipping which is DartzxTomoya. Is that okay with you, since you asked for a pairing? Please note I haven't really kept track of the Evil Council from Yu-Gi-Oh! the Abriged Series, so my own twist will be thrown in. Thanks for bearing with me~! Some dialogue by LittleKuriboh.

Attempt One

Dartz marched right into the meeting hall of the Evil Council. When he heard about the gathering of Malik's Evil Council of Doom he had to check it out…

And see why he wasn't invited to join along with his bikers.

"Welcome gentleman. Now the reason why we are gathered, we will devise a plot to defeat Yuugi Mutou and the Pharaoh, his pedo lover." Malik said from where he sat on Marik's lap.

"Um Mal, I don't think you should say that about Yami. It makes you sound like a hypocrite." Ryou timidly noted from his place in Bakura's lap.

Malik threw him a glare but it dissolved after he thought about it, "Oh yeah. You and I are in similar relationships. Okay rephrase, we are here to devise a way to defeat Yuugi Mutou and his Pharaoh lover!"

Marik snickered before he took over, "Now, roll call! Maximillion Pegasus!"

"This evil council is simply fabulous~!" Pegasus gushed.

"Bakura!"

"Word to your mamma." Bakura said acting cool.

"Rex Raptor and Weevil Underwood!"

"He said "wood"." Rex snickered.

"Oh yeah, hehehehe." Weevil agreed.

"Zorc!"

"Helloo Dallas!" the monster roared.

"Zombie Boy!"

"Brains!" (I like turtles.) Bonz quipped.

"Sid and Zygor!"

"Duh…" Zygor said stupidly.

"And finally, Ak…Ak-Ak-Akhun… How do you pronounce this?! Akhuna… Hakuna Matata? Look, I'm just going to call you Bob okay?"

The hooded man just grumbled.

"Thank you Marik." Malik said.

"Of course Malik-Pretty."

"Now let's get this Eff-ing thing started. So, how do we-!" Malik started before he was interrupted.

"Wait a minute! Why wasn't I invited to join?!" Dartz said from the doorway.

"How the hell did you get in here?!" Bakura demanded.

"You're doormen were in a drunken sleep."

Silence broke the room.*

"Dammit! I told you Lumis and Umbra were useless!" Bakura shouted glaring at the platinum blonde Yami and Hikari.

"Wait! He said "drunken sleep". Who gave them alcohol?" Marik demanded.

All eyes turned to Pegasus, who was drinking red wine that he claimed was fruit juice because he was scared of the 4Kids network.

"It was only a few martinis." He said weakly in his defense.

"There were five bottles of vodka around them. The party sized bottles." Dartz said.

Malik glared, "Marik, Bakura, get him outta here! Pegasus, you and I are going to have a "talk"."

Rex snicked again, "He's gonna get his ass handed to him."

"Oh yeah, heheheheh." Weevil agreed.

"Brains." (On a silver plater.) Bonz said.

Marik and Bakura each took one of Dartz's arms and threw him out. Dartz went back to Atlantis in a huff.

Attempt Five

"Back again?" Malik said flatly when he saw the Atlantian ruler in their meeting hall once again.

"I'm warning you, let me in or I'll form my own evil council! And we'll have pizza! That's way better than tacos!" Dartz exclaimed.

Ryou giggled at how ridiculous it sounded, "Can you even do such a thing with only four people?"

"Five! We got that Valentine woman!" Dartz defended.

"That's just your Australian wanting to get laid." Rex snickered.

"Oh yeah, heheheheh." Weevil followed.

"You'll see; we'll be better than you!" Dartz declared as he stormed out.

Attempt Twenty-five

"Okay so we seem to be a fail. Just let us join already!" Dartz whined.

"No!" the council said.

A female laugh caught the Atlantian's attention and he looked to see someone he hadn't seen in a while and hoped he'd never see again. She had long blue hair, a braid hanging over her left temple to her collar bone, and gold cat-like eyes; she wore what looked like a female version of the Magician of Black Chaos's outfit.

"S-S-Saki!"

"Hi Dartz~! Healing up okay?" she said sadistically.

Dartz's hands crossed over his lower region. Ever since he was castrated by that girl* he tried to avoid her; sure she healed him at some point, but she still scared the crap out of him.

"What are you doing here?" he asked meekly.

"I'm on the Evil Council~!"

The sound of a car coming to a screeching halt sounded through his head, "WHAT?!" there went his fear for the time being "How did you get on the Evil Council?! Here it is my twenty-fifth time, and you're here without issue?! I'm more evil than the bug, the prehistoric lizard, Zombie Boy, Red, and the idiot! I dunno about Bob, but you let her in why?!"

"Because she's a fangirl!" Zorc answered.

"What's that got to do with anything?!"

Malik cackled, "Oh Dartz, after your personal experience I thought you would know. All fangirls are evil!"

"Regardless! As a matter of fact, why'd you let those loser idiots on and not me anyway?!

"Because you're not fabulous enough for out council." Pegasus answered.

"And you separated the most popular Yaoi couple for seven episodes." Saki added.

*Silence broke the room was often used by my sister Aya during our RP's when we couldn't think of anything to say next.
*Refer to Chapter Two.

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