(Back to the match)
When we return, we see Paige and Lana stomping away on Ronnie Anne in the southeast turnbuckle. The Latina preteen barely had her arms up to block.
Darcy: Hey Loud House fandom, we're back!
Lisa: Indeed we are Darcy, if you're a first time reader of this fic we are in the last first round match of the Fight for the Link tournament. These three girls Paige, Lana and Ronnie Anne are competing for the last spot in the quarter finals in a falls count anywhere elimination match. Last chapter we had our first elimination in Girl Jordan, after all three of these girls teamed up against her.
Lincoln: During the time between chapters... just watch this...
(Replay)
Ronnie Anne charged at Lana, who flipper her over the ropes. Ronnie Anne landed on the apron, she ducked an elbow from the little mechanic and responded with a headbutt that winded the tiny blonde. But than the camera panned out to reveal Paige on the top corner next to her as she delivers a flying blockbuster to Ronnie Anne on the apron, both girls falling to the ground with the latter holding her neck as it was driven into the unprotected part of the ring.
(Replay over)
Lincoln: Paige with a high risk move incapacitating Ronnie Anne, she knows RA was the toughest girl in my school before her family moved and has been working on her ever since than.
Lisa: Lana as well, she knows the specimen if Latin American heritage is one of the ones to look out for in this tournament.
Paige and Lana then picked up Ronnie Anne to deliver another double suplex, they quickly stood up as they quickly did a double elbow drop followed by Paige lifting up Lana as the little girl did a moonsault on a prone Ronnie Anne.
Lana hooks the leg.
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Ronnie Anne kicks out.
Lisa: Double team and Ronnie kicks out.
Paige then immediately stomped down on Ronnie Anne, Lana took the opportunity to duck under the ropes to find some weapons to use. She lifted up the apron to search for something to use, the tomboy scanned the contents until she pulled out a couple kendo sticks. The tomboy tosses one into the ring for Paige to catch, she swings it around a couple times as she backs off for Ronnie Anne to get up.
Ronnie Anne ducks a kendo stick swing from Paige and catches her with a wicked pele-kick to her temple, knocking the strawberry blonde girl onto her butt. Lana quickly slides in the ring armed with her kendo stick but catches one shot to her gut with the second kendo stick from Ronnie Anne. She then smacks her on the back with the kendo until Lana was on her knees, Ronnie Anne then dropped the kendo stick before she bounces off the ropes to nail a shining wizard kick to Lana. Ronnie Anne then ducked a clothesline attempt from Paige who bounces off the other ropes into a Samoan drop from Ronnie Anne.
Lisa: And with that Ronnie Anne bounces back with a shining wizard and Samoan drop, proving her reputation is earned.
Ronnie Anne then grabs Lana by the head and tosses her out of the ring, she was then grabbed from behind by Paige who attempted a German suplex- but Ronnie Anne somersaults onto her feet before she gives a wicked kick to the side of Paige's head.
Ronnie hooks the leg.
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Paige kicks out.
Darcy: Paige out at 2.
Ronnie Anne was quickly back on the offensive as she mounts her prone opponent and starts pounding on her face, Paige barely getting her arms up to block the shots.
Lisa: Ronnie Anne just vicious with these shots, I heard she takes junior cage fighting classes.
Lincoln: I have the bruises to prove that.
Ronnie gets off of Paige after about 15 punches before she climbs to the top rope, she gets stopped by Lana before she gets kicked away by Ronnie Anne. The Latina turns back to the gamer before she jumps off the top rope- INTO A CODEBREAKER! Ronnie Anne stumbles into the ropes before Paige deals a bodyslam to Ronnie Anne.
She had no time before she was then caught with a springboard hurricanerana by Lana, the smallest girl in the match sent Paige to drape over the middle rope. The crowd ooh'd as she bounced off the far ropes and delivered her own 619 to Paige.
Lincoln: Now it's Lana with shades of Rey Mysterio.
Lana then quickly climbed up the southeast turnbuckle and leaped off looking for a frogsplash- but Paige got the knees up. Lana landed gut first on the knees before she was rolled up by Paige, and with a handful of overalls.
Darcy: Paige with a hand of the pants of Lana.
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Lana kicks out.
Darcy: (Sigh) Lana escapes.
Lisa: Yes it would take more than grabbing the overalls to get rid of my sister.
Paige immediately drove Lana into the corner before tossing her across the ring, Lana pulled herself up before she got caught with a corner hip attack by Paige. The gamer then delivered a northern lights suplex to Lana with a bridge.
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Lana kicks out.
Paige sighs at the kick out before dealing clubbing blows to the back of Lana's head. The last sister in the competition taking shot for shot as she slowly got back to her feet, Paige set up for a DDT but Lana blocked with body hits. She pulled her head out of eth gamer's grasp before nailing a headbutt to the gut of Paige, the force sending Paige to a knee. Lana then delivered a spikerana sending Paige's face into the mat. Lana then followed up with a series of elbow drops to the center of her back, each blow driving the wind out of the former crush of Lincoln. After the tenth elbow Lana wrapped her arms around Paige's neck, thus setting up a gatorroll.
Lisa: Lana diminishing the flow of oxygen in her opponent, much like the numerous gators and bears she wrestles on a daily basis.
Lincoln: Yeah, she may be the smallest in this match but she has unimaginable power.
Darcy: Just like original WWE UK Champion Tyler Bate.
After rolling her around like a ragdoll, Lana then lifted Paige up into a fireman's carry. She let out a small smirk before she starting to spin around in place with an Airplane Spin. The crowd counting each rotation.
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Lisa: Looks like Paige is going for a ride.
Darcy: I hope she brought a barf bag.
Lana continued to spin around as she got into the twenties and thirties.
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Ronnie Anne comes in with a missile dropkick- BUT NO LANA CATCHES HER BY THE LEGS! With Paige still on her shoulders, looking pretty dizzy, Lana was about to do a simultaneous spin. The crowd went wild as she spun Ronnie Anne in the opposite direction, along with Paige who was nearly turning green.
Lisa: OH MY GOD! Lana is the Tyler Bate of the family, the strength to swing around two girls twice her size is truly spectacular.
Darcy: What do they feed you people?
Lincoln: (shrugs) Eh, she's done to same with Kodiak bears. And two couch potatoes.
Lana's spinning went on for about two minutes before she released Ronnie Anne, she then stumbled around a little before having enough strength to perform a death valley driver into the bottom right turnbuckle onto Paige. Lana moans as her head spun from all the swinging, her eyes were glazed over and her vision went all fuzzy. She lowly chuckled before falling onto the middle rope.
Lisa: Though what does she have left, all that swinging about zapped all of her energy.
Lana slowly got back up, she held up one finger to try and refocus herself before going back in there. After a while Ronnie Anne charged at her with an elbow, but Lana ducks underneath her and nails a German suplex, but she doesn't let go as she brings the Latina girl back up for a second German suplex. Still with the hands locked together, Lana nails a third German suplex but this time releasing Ronnie Anne and sending her across the ring and under the ropes. She then lets out a roar to a cheering crowd as she yanks off the straps and tosses her overalls off, leaving her naked and determined.
Darcy: Lana channeling WWE Hall of Famer Kurt Angle.
Lisa: The hat-trick of German suplexes is the prelude to his finishing move.
Lana then looks to a still dizzying Paige who just got back to her feet, she then lifts her up and slams her down with an Angle Slam.
Lisa: The Angle Slam, as it is called.
Paige tried to rolled herself out of the ring but before she can fully get herself out Lana caught her ankle and locked it in an ankle lock, with her arms also locking the ropes for leverage and also wrapping her legs around it in a grapevine. Paige screamed as she was held up by her ankle that was getting twisted up.
Lisa: Lana now has an ankle lock on Paige, and with the ropes. But this is falls count anywhere so ropebreaks are useless. That's my sister.
Darcy: Hey, I thought we were supposed to be new trail?
Lisa: It's neutral Darcy, and she's my sister so it's different.
Darcy: Dog poop!
Lisa: How about this, we have a little bet. I say Lana moves on.
Darcy: And I say Paige moves on.
Lincoln: (sigh) I guess that leaves me with Ronnie Anne as she is the only other girl left in this match.
Lisa and Darcy: Done!
Darcy: Loser is naked for the rest of the tournament.
Lisa: Deal!
Lincoln: Um, I kind of already am- (the two girls quickly slap on an orange robe on the boy), never mind.
Lana still has the hold locked, she didn't realize until too late of Ronnie Anne with a springboard 450 splash landing on the chest of Lana forcing her to relinquish the hold on Paige.
Lincoln: HOLY COW! Ronnie Anne out of nowhere.
Ronnie Anne hooks both legs.
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(ding)
Darcy: And we're down to two, Paige and Ronnie Anne.
Lisa: (pupils dilate) Oh dear.
Bobby: Lana has been eliminated!
2nd elimination: Lana Loud. By Ronnie Anne. Method: springboard 450.
Ronnie Anne sits up, panting from the fight she's had. She then sees Paige hobbling back up, holding her left ankle in anguish. She wasted no time before bouncing off the ropes and nailing a suicide dive to Paige, sending the gamer spine first into the barricade. Paige stumbles to the side of the ring with the ramp. Ronnie Anne then went immediately back into the ring and nailed a second suicide dive that brought the girl down again. All while Lana was heading back up the ramp to collect her prize money and to her waiting consolation prize.
Lincoln: Ronnie Anne with a pair of dives onto Paige, this could all be it folks.
Darcy: NO!
Ronnie Anne hooks the leg, Lori slides out of the ring to start the count.
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Paige kicks out.
Ronnie Anne then quickly gets up and pulls Paige up, she puts her in a pumphandle position. The Latina lifts the girl up- BUt PAIGE slips through and pushes Ronnie Anne into the apron. Paige then winds up for a discus clothesline, but Ronnie Anne knocks it away. Paige then attempted a second discus clothesline with her other arm, but Ronnie Anne ducks that and then a third clothesline before jumping off the apron and RIGHT INTO A FOURTH DISCUS CLOTHESLINE.
Darcy: 4th times the charm, this one could be it.
Paige hooks the leg.
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Ronnie Anne gets the shoulder up at 2.8!
Lincoln: Ronnie Anne kicks out!
Paige then looked wide eyed before facepalming, she crawls over to the side of the ring to look for a weapon to use. She pulls out a monkey wrench, and gains a sinister look. She winds up the wrench as Ronnie Anne gets up with her back turned to her.
Paige: Game over.
Paige brings the wrench down- but Ronnie Anne caught her arm in a triangle chokehold! She then rolls over till she was straddling Paige's neck as she held the gamer's arm up. Ronnie Anne then plucks the wrench out of her hand before she holds the girls thumb and pinkie, Paige going wide eyed at what was about to happen.
Lincoln: Ronnie Anne has the fingers, Ronnie Anne becoming Pete Dunne.
Ronnie Anne gives a smirk to a panicking Paige.
Ronnie Anne: Nothing personal, just business.
The crowd cringed as Ronnie Anne snapped the girls fingers like a wishbone before she pulled her ring finger back until her knuckles were touching the back of her hand, Paige screamed as the Latina repeated the process to her other fingers leaving her no choice but to tap out.
(DING, DING, DING)
3rd elimination: Paige. By: Ronnie Anne. Method: Pete Dunne style triangle with finger snapping.
The crowd gave a modest ovation to the fight and the gruesome finish, Lisa and Darcy looked to each other with uneasy expressions as the former's elder sister's boyfriend made the final announcement.
Bobby: Here is your winner, Ronnie Anne.
Ronnie Anne let go of her beaten friend's hand and laid down beside her on the entrance ramp, both panting from the match they had. Paige held her aching fingers close to her.
Ronnie Anne: Sorry about your fingers.
Paige: It's fine, I can still play my games. Looks like your one step closer to cementing your relationship status with your boyfriend. (Teasing)
Ronnie Anne: (rolls eyes) I'm too tired to rebuke that.
The two girls get up as 'Bruiserweight' by CFO$ plays. Lincoln sighs in relief that the girls were not seriously injured, though he was a little nervous with the final girl to advance in the tournament being the girl that people have been shipping him with since she debuted. Even his own sisters still think she's his girlfriend, though he'd be lying if he wasn't hopeful of that story being a reality. Ronnie Anne and Paige shook hands in respect before Paige walked to the entrance way, shedding her outfit off as she grabs her check and heads to one of the classrooms where a rebound was probably waiting for her. Ronnie Anne on the other hand rolls into the ring with Lori so she can have her arm raised in victory.
Ronnie Anne then does continues her Pete Dunne impression with her fists to her jaw before she gives a peace sign to her fans. Lincoln then set his headpiece down on the table so he can join her in the ring, the two tweens blushing as their ship's fandom was cheering like crazy. Ronnie Anne rubs her arm a little awkwardly while she traces her toes in the mat, Lincoln on the other hand rubs his neck as he looks away.
Lincoln: …. Well... congrats.
Ronnie Anne:... Thanks...…
Lincoln: Why'd you even join this tournament? You know what my sisters set up for as the final prize. (blush spreads across his face)
Ronnie Anne: (blush also spreads) I know, but I guess... I don't really know how to explain it. But...
Ronnie Anne closes her eyes as she pulls her sweatshirt over head, showing Lincoln her small budding breasts. Lincoln clamped his hands over his raging dick, he gulped at the signs of a fairly early bloomer. She then inserted her thumbs under the waistband of her shorts to pull them down, giving him a slow and kind of apprehensive strip show. After the shorts hit the ground, she kicks them off and sighed as her full body was on display to her longest friend/crush, and the fandom. She steels herself before gripping the collar of the robe he was wearing and tearing it off of him like paper.
She grabs a hold of his hands and held them close to her, Lincoln looked surprised at her actions before feeling her soft lips peck him on the cheek. Before she can exit the ring she was then pulled back by her white haired Romeo into a full blown kiss that sent the crowd in a frenzy, Darcy went awe'd at the scene not even caring that the two were naked.
Darcy: Awww, isn't that cute? (gushing)
Lisa: Normally I detest inane human emotions, but (squeals like a fangirl, then goes back to stoic). Now onto more pressing matters, our little (cough) bet.
Darcy: Oh (blushes). Right, since both out predictions lost.
While those two were holding up their ends of the bargain, Lincoln and Ronnie Anne pulled away from their kiss leaving a trail of saliva connecting them before Lincoln slurped it up. He gave her a smile before giving her tiny but perky caramel colored butt a loving rub, the girl blushing at the contact but let him have it.
Lincoln: Good luck.
Ronnie Anne chuckled before trailing a finger down his growing tool, which was not very big but proportional to his age sending a shiver down his spine.
Ronnie Anne: Like I need any. (smirking as she flicks the tip before giving him a peck on the lips)
(later)
The roster was now standing around the ring, which was decorated with flowers with a memorial of one of WWE's most famous legends up. Next to it stood the goths, with Lucy on a podium.
Lucy: Before we continue, we want to take this moment to honor one of wrestling's greats. Earlier this month, WWE suffered the heartbreaking lost of Eugene Arthur Okerlund. Who most everyone knows best as 'Mean' Gene Okerlund, who lived to be 76 and has been a of many historic moments in the history of professional wrestling. Let us have a moment of silence as we commemorate the most famous interviewer in all of World Wrestling Entertainment.
The entire gym was filled with silence, Lynn who was around the ring was close to tears as one of her heroes was now in the giant ring in the sky was comforted by her three lovers.
After a full minute of silence, Lucy spook again.
Lucy: Thank you. Now it's time to give Gene Okerlund a proper send off, the ten rings of the wrestling bell salute.
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The WWE fans in the crowd clapped for the service, the goths took a bow as they left the ring with a salute to the deceased.
Lisa and Darcy stood atop the ring on opposite sides Lincoln, their tiny bodies now bare sans the glasses on the smart Loud and the bandage on her friend.
Lisa: May 'Mean' Gene Okerlund rest in peace. The first round of the tournament has concluded, and we now know who will be advancing to the quarterfinals. And what a field we have.
Lisa
Darcy
The tough as nails inspiring musician, Tabby.
The new girl, Stella.
The Smoking Substitute, DiMartino.
The Pageant Powerhouse, Lola.
The Queen of Scream, Lucy.
The Nightmare of April Fool's Day, Luan.
The cold-blooded emo, Maggie.
And lastly Mexico's favorite tomboy, Ronnie Anne.
Darcy: These eight girls are not showing any mercy in this contest.
Lisa: We will see who these girls will face off against in the coming chapters, for more of Zoryan El Muerto's content just hit those favs and follows if you haven't already, and tell you're friends. They will not want to miss a thing. And pretty soon, Zoryan will be posting a sister fic depicting the adventures of the losers and their rebounds.
Lincoln: For Lisa Loud and Darcy Hollemdollar, I'm Lincoln Loud. We'll see you next time on...
FIGHT FOR THE LINK
Next time, the Quarterfinals begin. Which two girls will fight for the one they desire most? Stay tuned.
