Chapter 12
Me: This is freakin' insane!
Ikuto: So what? It's not like you don't get enough reviews already...
Me: But it's absolutely absurd that some other talkshow should get more!
Nami: I don't know why, but, okay.
Me: (clap clap) Now, a review from Yuki-tan!
Joker4ever
Ikuto: What did you think of Amu when you first saw her~nya?
Amu: How much do you love Ikuto compared to Tadagay~nya?
Tadagay: I meant Tadase, are you really gay~nya?
I love you all~nya! Except for Tadagay. I hate Tadagay~nya...
Me: Thank you Yuki-tan! And, yea, we all love you too.
Ikuto: Who says? And I am the only College Neko here, so don't say nya!
Me: We don't really care, Ikkun. Anyway, answer the question.
Ikuto: (shrugs) I thought she was a pink-haired girl. And I was doing my job. But now she is my kitten...
Amu: Ikuto! I am not yours!
Ikuto: Yes you are. Now be a good kitty and wait for me in the WEIRDO BOOTH.
Me: I DIDN'T OPEN THAT!! But... it would be a good idea...
Amu: NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE, TSUKINOMI IKUTO!!
Ikuto: How much do you like me compared to the Kiddy King?
Amu: Pfft! Are you kidding? Tadase-kun is handsome, nice, smart, charming... But he likes Amulet Heart! So, you're both mean... But Ikkun is more charming. He's also sick and twisted.
Ikuto: Thank you.
Amu: That wasn't a freakin' compliment!
Tadasia: I AM TADASIA FOR THE BILLIONTH TIME! TADASIA!!!!
Me: Okay, okay.
Pearl, Nami, Mo, Mou: Next, we have Tadamu-mikanxrukanfan.
Me: That is long name you've got there.
Tadamu-mikanxrukafan
XD That was funny.
Okay.
Amu: Kiss Kairi.
Kairi: Kiss Amu.
Tadase: Do a line dance.
Ikuto: Burn a random person's favourite clothes.
Kuukai: Kiss the author for at least one minute.
Utau: Don't talk to Ikuto for 3 days.
Ran: Confess to the one you like.
Miki: Kiss Kiseki.
Me: Great! Er, Amu and Kairi... oh, and Mou-chan, you probably don't think Kairi deserves this.
Mou: I don't care. He'll feel good now, but bad later, cuz my review is after! Bwahahaha...!
Me: Methinks you should be a witch for Halloween... Or an evil spirit...
-I will not describe their reactions as Mou-chan will start hating Amu-
Tadasia: I don't know... Okay. (starts dancing)
Amu: (spits out the teramisu I made and starts laughing)
Me: You keep on killing my desserts! And teramisu is my favourite kind of cheesecake... It's Italian Dolce, or Italian Dessert.
Amu: I can't help it!
Ikuto: I'm gonna go burn your fav clothes, Mo... and you can't do a thing about it...
Mo: It has to be a random person.
Me: Yes, Ikkun, now go into the streets and find someone to burn. (kicks Ikuto out newly fixed window) Crap... I forgot about the newly fixed window! Oh well, I don't care.
Kuukai: (walks in) Did I miss anything?
Pearl: (laughs evilly and shoves Kuukai's and Hikaru's heads together for one minute)
Me: (after Hikaru detaches herself) Pearly! I am going to have bruises on my mouth after what you just did!
Kuukai: Did you put lip balm on?
Me: Yeah, or else my mouth will dry up.
Kuukai: Was it strawberry?
Me: (rolls eyes) No, it was blueberry---YES OF COURSE IT'S STRAWBERRY WHAT DO YOU THINK??
Kuukai: This is the first time she's yelled at me like that...
Utau: (stalks off crying)
Me: Take it like a man, woman!
Ran and Daichi: (somewhere)
Miki: (blushing) Er, um, Kiseki... I, um, like you...
Kiseki: Of course you should, commonor! I am your king!
Me: (sigh) Read out your next review, Mou-chan!
Mou: My pleasure!
Mouchies
I need something to wash those cookies down. Hika-chan? Can I have some of your luurvely tea?
Kairi: Now, you have to do something completely against everthing you were told to do as a child. Sing your love to a hippopotamus. Onstage. At a Hoshina Utau concert. If you do this, I will stop torturing you. Not!!
Me: Crap, I only have two minutes left. Gotta hurry!
Kairi: (comes back from concert with rotten veggies over him) Oh, you are evil! And even if I still did it, you will not stop torturing me!! I hate you!!
Me: Whatevs. Are you happy, Mou-chan?
Mou: 'Course!!
Me: Oh, and here is some jasmine tea with teramisu. It's sort of like cheesecake. Or you can have these cocoa scones. I'm not sure which sugar I put in them... But I put more honey, so it's nice and sweet.
Mou: Yayyyy! I love snacks (grabs plate and cup before Yaya, Pearl, Nami, and Mo can reach)
xxxNamiCxxx
Yay! I like this story more and more, XD.
Amu: I want you to give Ikuto a big kiss and it has to last at least 15 seconds.
Kuukai: Do you have a crush on Ari-chan111?
Nagi: I want a hug now and yes you can call me Nami.
Rima: Sing this part from Barbie Girl:
I'm a barbie girl
In a barbie world
Life as plastic
It's Fantasic!
U can brush my hair
Undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Nagi: Tell Rima what u think of that part she sang.
Tadasia: I'm glad to know u like being gay. SO is there anyone u like? Better not be Nagi!
Rhythm: Flirt with the first boy Chara u see.
Ikuto: You better start running again, I'm not through with u yet. (starts chasing Ikuto again)
Hikaru-chan: Thanx for putting me and I will be a loyal reviewer. Whatever u want, I'll try to do it!!
Me: I know everybody thinks my talkshow's awesome!!
Ikuto: I SAID I DON'T!!
Me: AND I THOUGHT I KICKED YOU OUT!! STAY OUT, AND DON'T COME BACK UNTIL YOUR KITTY IS BACK FROM THROWING WATER ON THE FAINTED KAIRI!!
Ikuto: Bah! Oh, here she is! You have to give me a big kiss and last it 15 seconds!!
Me: Yeah... I do not want to see that, so I'll shove you guys in the closet.
-Closet: Ikuto! What are you doing? Oh, come on, just 15 seconds.-
Mo: He doesn't deserve that kiss! Anyway, out you come (shoves Amu and Ikuto out).
Kuukai: No! I mean yes! I mean no! Okay, fine (whispers) yes.
Nami: (nods knowingly) I know that she will be happy to hear that (goes to tell Hikaru).
Me: Really, Ku-chan??
Kuukai: (blushes) YOU TOLD HER?
Me: Aw, don't be like that, Kuukai-kun...
Nami: Why dontcha call him Kuukai-koi?
Me: Eh? Okay!
Nami and Pearl: She is so dense it's horrifying...
Nagi: Sure I will give you all hugs!
Me: Oh yeah, since I don't want you 2 get me mixed up with the Hikaru in SC, call me Hika-chan or Hikari. Just a tiny adjustment, sorry. So my new name is Azure Hikari.
-Author's note: Everybody must now call me Azure-chan or just Hikari-chan is fine-
Nagi: Hello Pearly! Hi Rima! And hi, Nami! Oh, yeah! Hikari-chan! Er, and hi Miya-chan!
Miyabi: I'm finally welcomed. Anyway! My review's going to be at the way back, so just sit back, relax, and wait it out!!
Me: RIMA! FREAKIN' START SINGING!!
Rima: (singing)
Nagi: You have a nice voice, but it's kinda weird to have to sing that.
Pearl: NOW HE LIKES ME BETTER!!
Me and Miya: Er... Emotional much?
Me: Okay. Tadasia-chan, do yu like anyone?
Tadasia: I like, um, oh! Souma-kun!
Me: CRAP WHAT DID YOU SAY? WHAT DID YOU SAY, YOU FREAKIN' IDIOT WHO IS IDIOTIC AND GAY?? I LIKE KUUKAI-KOI!
Kuukai: Sorry, Hotori. I don't like you in that way.
Tadasia: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!
Rhythm: (goes to flirt with Yoru)
Ikuto: Crap... Screw you people!
Me: Thank you too! Oh, and you all call me Hikari now... People are getting me mixed up with the little kid.
Hikaru: Hey!!
Mo: It's my turn!
Pearl: And after you, it's my turn! So hurry it up!!
Mo: M-O-O-D S-W-I-N-G-S...
Pearl: (frowns but doesn't explode)
Mo12341234
XDD Yes Mo-chan will torture Ikuto more
Ikuto: Cosplay as Mew Ichigo from Tokyo Mew Mew (looks like your hair is gonna be pink again)
Now that you are Mew Ichigo, go fight evil around town! And no charanari!
Make Hikari-chan and tea! In a Cafe Mew Mew outfit!
Have fun, Ikkun! I know I will!
Me: 5 more minutes...
Ikuto: She has to go to school! Which means a break for me!
Me: Yeah, whatever. Anyway, GO CHANGE!!
Ikuto: (comes back 2 hours later looking like a skunk)
Me: You smell like a skunk! Now CHANGE AGAIN!!
Ikuto: I got mugged by an old lady...
Mo: O_o Yeah... anyway, start serving us tea! STAT!!
Ikuto: God, god, what's your problem? (changes into Ichigo's maid outfit)
Me: Now be a good kitty, and go to the kitchen! Don't forget to put my teramisu back into the fridge!
Ikuto: (grumbles and goes into the kitchen)
-Inside the kitchen: BOOM CRASH BANG!! HOOT HOOT! "AGH DON'T BLOW STEAM AT ME, KETTLE!!"
-Silence. Why?-
Ikuto: (comes out of kitchen, skirt ripped up, and produces tea) Here's the tea I made...
Me: WHAT KIND OF FREAKIN' TEA IS THAT??
Ikuto: (clears throat magnificently) Ah, it's my masterpiece! I call it, "Burnt Tea de Monsier Tsukinomi"!
Me: AND WHAT KIND OF SUCKY TITLE IS THAT!! MOVE, IKKUN, I'M GOING TO GO MAKE MY SPECIAL AND AWESOME FRUIT AGAR!!
-Author's Note: At the end of the story, I will add some recipes for you guys to make. Gambatte! Anyway, I tried making all of them, and they turned out quite nicely!-
Me: (produces fruit agar) Er, milk and caramel flavours, just take which one you want.
Everybody: (leaps for bowl and creates mass chaos)
Pearl: Dude, that was good agar.
-Tip from me: Agar doesn't have any calories and will get rid of your toxins! Eat a lot and stay healthy!!-
Me: Yeah and agar makes your skin clearer.
Pearl: It's my freakin' turn!
Mo: After I make Ikkun serve me tea, dammit!!
Me: CALM DOWN, MY IDIOTIC CO-HOST AND CO-CO-CO-HOST!!
Miyabi: OMG, I'm here! I'm here! I just was late by... Crud, 1 hour??
Me: MAYBE BECAUSE YOUR ALARM FOR THIS TALKSHOW IS LATE 1 HOUR?? ANYWAY! CONTINUE, PEARLY!
Mo: Gahhh! Ikuto! Your tea tastes awful!!
Ikuto: T.T Hikari-chaaaaaaaaann!! Mo is being mean to me!!
Mo, Nami, and Pearl: YOU'RE TOO OLD TO BE TATTLING!! IT'S PATHETIC!!
Sabaku no Pearl
Ah... I should make my own talkshow...
Only I won't get a lot of questions...
So, dares! I'll try to torture people a lot!
Amu: Spend a day in a locked room with Ikkun... Wearing a french maid costume. Drunk.
Rima: Okay. This is WAR. Slap Nagi. HARD. And tell him you hate him.
Nagi: I am so sorry!
Hikari-chan: Give me a reasn to start a SC! Talkshow.
Kuukai: Surprise Hikari-chan.
Utau: (ties her to Rima with handcuffs)
Ah... I can't torture people...
Me: I love all my dear reviewers! Please don't forget about me!!!
Pearl: Whoa... calm it, Host-sensei. Anyway, I might make my own talkshow... it really depends...
Me: I don't want a good friend as a rival!!
Pearl and Mo: She's getting a lot of moodswings along with our Aa-chan, aka, Amu-chan.
Amu: (in room) Iiiiikuuuto...
Ikuto: (smirks) Yes, Amu-koi???
Amu: (slaps Ikuto to somewhere in another galaxy hopefully) I haaaate youuuu...
-5 minutes later, after Amu is not drunk anymore-
Amu: NOO! IKUTOOOOO!!!!
Me: Dude, that was a mighty hard slap yu gave him...
Mo: HE TOTALLY DESERVED THAT! (inches away from Amu)
Amu: (glaring daggers at Mo)
Rima: (does all of that, then cries) S-s-sorry, Nagi... But...
Nagi: Really, Rima---Mashiro-san, if you hated me that much, you could've told me earlier!! And I thought you were quite cute!! I wasted that much time!
Rima: But Sabaku no Pearl made me do this... (passes Nagi sheet of talkshow paper)
Pearl: (steaming away at Hikari) WHY DIDN'T YOU TOSS THAT PIECE OF DAMN PAPER!?
Me: Look! I have to keep my draft... Or else I'll have stage-fright!! And... yeah, I'm lying.
Nagi: ...Okay... Ah... Well, I'll forgive both of you, this time.
Me: What about Naa-chan (Nami) and me??
Nagi: Oh, I'm still calling you Hika-chan. And you, Nami!
Me: I thought you called me Hikari-chan.
Nagi: Hika-chan... isn't that what Souma-kun calls you?
Me: Speaking of which, where is Kuukai-koi?
Pearl: SHE IS SO DENSE IT'S HORRIFYING!!
Kuukai: Here I am!
Me and Kuukai: (glompies)
Kuukai: Um, um! Let's go to the beach to eat ice cream!
Mo: While you're there, watch the romantic sunset too.
Pearl: Yea!! Good idea!!
Rima: Anything.
Amu: I DON'T FREAKIN' CARE! MY IKUTO-KUN'S OUT IN SOME OTHER GALAXY!
Me: Those of you who want Ikkun back, review. Or he is never coming back again.
Amu: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Utau and Rima: Let's go to my concert! No, let's go on a date with Nagi! No, let's...
Me: Yeah... Sorry, Pearly, but I can't think of one... Oh! Right! So you can make me your co-host! And pair me up with Kuukai! Please do that if you decide to do one!!! Please!
Pearl: Okay okay okay...! Geez!
Every other host I have: Hyper-Hikari-Frenzy much??
Kuukai: I think it's cute.
Pearl: Just go watch your freakin' romantic sunset already, you freakin' dense couple!!
Me: And now, we have a new reviewer!
Me: I am finally back! Sorry, but I was gone for 3 days, so I never finished it. Anyways, let's continue.
Bon-bon
Excellent, funny, outrageously funny. Cool.
Me: ...Oh, a compliment! Oh joy.
Ikuto: Now that is a proper review.
Me: Oh, dear. Mr Interfere-With-Hikari is here... Oh, dear, dear, dear...
Ikuto: (explodes) What the freakin' HELL is wrong with YOU??!!
Me: You sound like Ichigo yelling at Rukia.
Ikuto: I do not!
Amu: Go onto the next goddamn review!
Pearl: And now we have Sakura. Our, er, new co-co-co-co-co-host?
Mo and Mou: You have too many hosts!
Me: Want to get kicked? I just took karate... Heh heh heh...
Sakura...:D
Sup dudes and dudettes!
Ikuto Baka: Hmmm...Dress up as Sailor Moon and fall off a cliff.
Amu: Dye your hair puke green.
Tadagay: You scare me. O.O
Math! Loop-l+y-op+u: Decide if Ikuto Baka lives. BD
Hikari-chan, you rock! :D BTW, I'm a new reviewer and this is one of my fav stories. Maybe sometime I could be in your show! Sayonara!
Me: Of course you can be my co-co-co-co-co-host, just be a loyal reviewer please! I'm holding a high record of most reviews a talkshow has! Heh heh...
Ikuto: Crud. First Mo and now you??
Sakura: Do it man... or die.
Me: Correct! Listen to Saku-chan!
Ikuto: Okay, okay! I'm gonna die anyways...
Me: (rolls eyes) Whatevs, Ikkun. Are you done in the change room yet??
Ikuto: (comes out with the costume on) Grrr... Why must you all torture me!!
Me: Whatever! Now go fall of the cliff like Saku-chan said and I'll decide if you live or not, College Neko!
Amu: (crying for her now green hair and Ikuto) No! My hair! Ikuto! Nooo!!!!
Pearl and Nami and Mo and Mou and Saku: STOP WHINING!! IT'S PATHETIC!!
Me: I must beg to agree. Sigh...
Tadasia: Must everyone continue to call me Tadagay? CALL ME TADASIA, THAT'S A TA, AND A DA, AND A SIA!! HOW IS THAT SO HARD??? (goes to cry in the CRYING BOOTH)
Me: (eyes wide, mouth agape)... I do not remember opening that...
Me: And yes, you may live, Ikkun. Now get over here before I punch your head in!
Ikuto: (comes back) You're so mad.
Me: (goes next to him and punches the wall one millimetre away from him until the wall cracks) No I'm not! Yu say that again and the wall will become you.
Pearl: Now we have a review from...
Rima: (shoves Pearl aside)...Morn-san.
Morningstar04
Well! Pixy Stix are a type of powder candy that I'm addicted to! I don't have I problem I can stop when I want! Starting tomorrow! Oh and let me beat up Tadasia! I've always wanted to do that! Ikuto and Amu: Lock yourselves in a closet for 10 minutes. Utau, chara nari with Kiseki. Oh! And call me Morn!
Me: Yay! Morn-chan finally reviewed me!
Ikuto: Stop crying tears of joy!
Me: TOO BAD IKKUN...
Tadasia: NOOO!! STOP BEATING ME UP! STOOOP!!!!
Me: Cuckoo...cuckoo.
-In closet: Ikuto! For the last time! Stop stealing my cat food! Amu! I'm hungry... and I'm a cat!-
Pearl: O-kaaaay...
Mou: I know. Absolutely freaky.
-Author's Note: I just changed my pen name to Rukia111. Please note that change. So keep reviewing!-
Me: Yep... I changed my pen name. So my name is still Azure Hikari...but I have the same story... Please keep reviewing. It's just because I'm watching Bleach lately, and I'm going crazy hoping that Ichigo and Rukia will get together already!
Mou and Mo: What? I thought you wanted to continue the talkshow?
Me: (rolls eyes) Duh! And by the way, I might write another talkshow... With different pairings, but the one with me and Ku-chan will never change!!
Pearl: For a second I thought you were going 2 say Nagi with you.
Jessicahlee94
Hi! I'm a new reviewer and I love all the crazy hell you're making them go thru!
Hikaru: What did yu mean by saying I hope to observe you in the future to Rikka? Do you like her?
Dia: Why are you and airhead? You were so wise and powerful at first T.T (not that I don't like you anymore but I saw you as the most mature out of Amu's charas) Oh and do you still have the ability to hear other people's hearts as you did when you were an X-Chara?
Ran, Miki, Suu: Where did you disappear to in the manga?
Eru: Chara nari with Tadasia, though I doubt it will make a difference...
Ikuto: I'll go easy on you.
Utau, Amu, Rima, Yaya: Do the Mokette Sailor Fuku dance at Utau's Concert.
Kuukai: Cosplay as Teito Klein from 07 Ghost and Kairi VA!
Amu: Chara nari with Yoru in front of your school!
Yoru: Try 2 chara nari with Utau.
Everyone: Charanari and go work at a cosplay cafe for a whole day!
Me: Holy crap I have a lot of reviews...
Hikaru: Well, she is interesting, having to talk to Charas and X-Charas.
Dia: I am? Really? I thought Miki was the one...
Me: That's why you're an airhead. You act like one!
Ran: That is a secret, you'll have to wait and see!
Eru: Hai deshu! Yi ku yo deshu!
-no difference, just a dress-
Me: (smirks) How do you like the tiara, Tadasia-chan?
Tadasia: Perfectly perfect!! Dam di dam di dam...
Ikuto: It's hard to find a person that goes easy on me.
Me: Great!
The girls: (comes back from concert, with roses in hair) Geez...
Me: Why so glum? You got praised!
Amu: I think we got praised because of how we look, not how we sing. Once we got on the stage, guys were blushing and yelling HOT at us.
Kuukai: Harsh. You okay, Hinamori?
Momo: Me?
Amu: (glares) No. ME. And aren't you from Bleach? Get outa here!
Kizuka Miyabi
LOL Love this chap anyways...
Ikuto: Draw a manga
Nagehiko: Fears?
Rima: would you date Nagi if he was player (I'm no saying he is)
Lulu: How come I've never heard you speak french or any other language before?
Kusukusu: Go a day without laughing
All chara's except Kusukusu: Make Kusukusu laugh, and you win a free cookie!
Utau: You're good at singing...but can you play an instrument?
Yukari and Yuu: JUST GET BACK TOGETHER ALREADY!
Kairi: you should get contacts, I think you look better without glasses...
Amu: Er...hm...be Ikuto's pet for the day!
Kiseki: -steals cape and crown-
Yoru: -gives fish-
To everyone: -gives tickets to...er...someplace...-
Until the next chapter! Bye~!
Me: Holy crap Miya-chan! I forgot all about you! I AM SOOOOOOOOOOO SORRYx100 000!!!!
Miyabi: It's OK. At least someone remembered me.
Mou and Mo and Nami and Pearl and Sakura: We didn't forget about you!
Me: That reminds me... Saku-chan, if you want 2 be on the talkshow, you have to be a loyal reviewer... Like every one of my other hosts. Pearl, direct the show with the others. I'll give Saku-chan a welcome tour.
Sakura: Yes please! (follows Hikari around the building)
Ikuto: Draw a damn manga? But only Azure is artistic without chara changing or chara nari-ing!
Nagi: Uh... That my friends and charas will disappear? I think?
Pearl: Think about losing me... Nagi. (snuggles up)
Rima: (jumps and shoves Pearl off) No, you would only be totally lost without me.
Lulu: Care to think for once? This is a japanese show you idiot!
Miyabi: (gasp) DID YOU JUST CALL ME AN IDIOT? OH YOU ARE DEAD!!
-Chaos around the room-
Pearl: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Utau: No, I can't.
The double Y: Sorry, you'll have to wait a bit.
Kairi: Hmmm. Maybe you're right. I need all the hosts' opinion! Nami, Pearl, Mo, and Mou, and Sakura, and Miyabi!
Pearl: Everybody review to answer!
Sakura: I'm baaack!!
Amu: (came out of HAIR PROBLEM BOOTH) Huh? NO I WILL NOT BE IKUTO'S PET FOR THE DAY!!! IT'S ABSURD! IMPOSSIBLE!
Me: K, K, cut the crap. Thank you for the tickets, and I will describe our trip next time. I'm sorry this isn't very funny, but I hope you like the chapter, and I will make the next one funnier. Thank yu.
Pearl: Ask...
Miyabi: Dare...
Mou: Be
Mo: Involved!
Nami: In Rukia111's talkshow!
Sakura and Yuki: Thanks, bye for now~~~!
-Author's Note. My title will always be Shugo Chara Talkshow! So don't get confused by my pen names. There will be constant changes. Thank you, R and R! Oh, and since Pearl changed her name to Hikari, mine will now be Ruki, so now, from now on, "Me" is "Ruki". Check it on my profile.-