Breaking Fate's Curse
Rebel 12: Explosive Reunions.
Written by Jlargent.
Me: Okay folks by the time this chapter comes out it would be close to Christmas so consider this an early Christmas gift to my fans out there. Typical disclaimers apply, I do not own Naruto or Blazblue in any shape or form.
Naruto's POV
(Play Suck a Sage: Chipp Zanuff's Vocal theme at this point.)
I stare as Kakashi-sensei uses his Sharingan but misses completely but manages to hit the wing of the bird that Deidara forcing him to crash into the ground but leaps off into a tree and land perfectly onto a branch hiding himself from us.
We'll stand for the fights
They'll live by their knives
We'll fight for our rights
You will command your life
"Now how to handle this, hm?" Deidara mocked from his position in the trees. I growled at his mocking tone and throw a few kunais at what I though was the source of his voice only to hear the sounds of leaves rustling and Deidara laughing at my attempts to locate him.
You'll take in the night
We know what is right
Sleep and you will dream
That you hear their screams
"My turn!" Deidara shouted as several clay birds flew towards me from different directions in an attempt to confuse me, I leap over two birds and they slam into the ground creating a small bang and a one foot crater from their impact.
The time is now so can't you see
Just Rock the Block never waiting for time is now, so can't you see
Gangs will hang down in the Gallows
I continue dodging and occasionally throwing a shuriken or kunai to destroy a clay bird exploding it safely away from us Kakashi-sensei follows suit by trying to find our target.
Dare the world, to wield a sword,
It's for our rights and honor
Dispel the lame from the turf it's our colors
Dare the world, to catch a thief,
It's for your right and honor
Dispel the hell from our streets that we harbor
Kakashi-sensei went through several hand signs before shouting "Ninja Art: Spark bolts!" and all at once several arcs of lightning shoots out of his fingers hitting the remaining clay birds destroying them completely, after a few moments he cancels the jutsu and collapses on his knees in exhaustion.
We'll stand for the fights
They'll live by their knives
We'll fight for our rights
You will command your life
"Kakashi-sensei!" I run over to him and help him up, he staggers for a moment before regaining his composure. Deidara leaps out from a branch and threw a few shurikens at us only to be destroyed by a familiar gunshot, the three of us turn our heads to the source to see Noel, Hinata, Granny Chiyo and a girl around Noel's age but was wearing a black cloak and batching beret I had to perform the canceling technique because the girl had a squirrel tail and to my surprise the tail is real.
The time is now so can't you see
Rocking the Block never waiting for time is now, so you must believe
Gangs will hang down in the Gallows
A few seconds later Team Gai appeared behind us effectively surrounding him in all directions. Lee rushes in followed by Neji and they double team Deidara but he merely dodges their attacks and deliver a powerful kick to Lee's face and a punch to Neji's sternum knocking the breath out of him, he leans back dodging a kunai thrown by Tenten.
Dare the world, to brand a sword,
It's for your right and honor
Dispel the lame from the turf it's our colors
Dare the world, to catch a thief,
It's for your right and honor
Dispel the hell from our streets that we harbor
The mysterious girl tosses her cloak aside and rushes towards Deidara, I had to wipe the blood from my nose and restrain myself from flying back due to the sheer perverted thoughts that were running through my mind about the squirrel girl. After dodging Tenten's kunai the girl grabs Deidara's cloak.
The time is now so can't you see
Rocking the Block never waiting for time is now, so you must believe
Gangs will hang down in the Gallows
"It's squeaky time!" she calls out as she lifts him into the air and in a surprising move her tail strikes him with an large amount of force multiple times and then follows it up with a her backhanding him in the face with her cross shaped tonfa and the edge cutting his face. He stands up with a murderous look in his eye.
Dare the world, to brand a sword,
It's for your right and honor
Dispel the lame from the turf it's our colors
Dare the world, to catch a thief,It's for your right and honor
Dispel the hell from our streets that we harbor
Deidara hesitantly puts his hand on the cut and felt the blood and as he wipes the blood away his charka spikes to an even higher level and levels his eye on the girl that cut his cheek "I will make sure to produce my greatest artwork by reducing you to ash and scattering you across the four corners of the earth! Hm" he screams at her as the girl smirks in a mockingly manner as his mouths/hands were forming more explosive clay.
"I'm really not digging this." she mutters to herself as she rushes in and punches Deidara in the stomach making him double over she then winds her left arm and deliver a uppercut directly onto his jaw, then her right fist sends another uppercut to the same spot launching him into the air and the girl jumps high into the air and rears her fist back and a circle of power was forming behind her.
"This hand of mine glows with the power of awesomeness, it's loud cry tells me to beat the crap out of you. TAKE THIS! MY LOVE, MY ANGER, AND THE POWER OF A MILLION SQUIRRELS! PARTICLE FLARE!" she scrams as she brings her fist down and the energy behind her forms into a giant fist and slams into Deidara sending him into the ground creating a decent sized crater.
Dare the world, to wield a knife,
It's for your right and honor
Dispel the lame from the turf it's our colors
Dare the world, to catch a thief,
It's for your right and honor
Dispel the hell from our streets that we harbor
The girl rises her arm in the air in a show of victory "Knockdown!" she exclaims as Gai and Lee were weeping in what they believe was a show of youthfulness behind her and engaging in the infamous 'Sunset jutsu' and oddly enough it was not that all creepy.
(End song.)
I walk over to the crater to see Deidara's upper body firmly planted into the ground with his legs sticking up like a bizarre flower I snorted at the joke Now THAT'S art. I thought evilly as suddenly the ground below Deidara exploded, I leap away to avoid the blast when the dust cleared Deidara was standing there with his cloak torn and an insane look in his eyes he leaps to the fallen bird that held Gaara and rips a piece of clay off it and eats it.
"HAHAHAHAHAHA! Behold my greatest work of art!" he exclaims as he started expanding, we stare as he continues to inflate until all of a sudden he looked as though he was caught in a drain and was imploding upon himself until he vanished into nothingness.
Kakashi-sensei falls to one knee as we breathe a collective sigh of relief as my clones carry Gaara towards us, we watch as Granny Chiyo used a medical jutsu but she started to look strained and I offered to assist to which she was grateful for my help. I wait in anticipation for the person I consider a brother to awaken, and to my amazement Gaara gasps and sits up and Granny Chiyo collapses exhausted.
Two hours later…
We walk towards Suna after paying our respects to Granny Chiyo and Noel introduces us to her best friend in her academy days Makoto which she glomps me and Kakashi-sensei flew back from the largest nose bleed I had ever witnessed and Makoto rubbed her cheek against my whisker marks in the right way and I pass out from sheer pleasure.
(Omake: Other uses for having mouths on hands)
"You shall feel the full force of my art! Yeah" Deidara smirked as he opens his palms revealing a mouth on each one.
Makoto's face scrunched itself in disgust and looked as though she would throw up "Eeeeewwww! Disgusting. What do you use them for?" she asks as her face starts to turn green.
"I'll have you know that I use these mouths to manipulate clay and from it into shapes needed for my art. Hmph!" Deidara scoffed.
"Yeah, and you can also give yourself a blowjob whenever you get lonely. And I doubt you even wash them with soap!" Makoto fired back.
Deidara's face contorted in rage "I AM NOT GAY DAMMIT!" he shouted to the heavens scaring the nearby birds.
(End Omake.)
Me: Okay that takes care of chapter 12. Next time: Returning to Konoha, this chapter will cover another one of the Six Legendary Heroes. The white knight himself Hakumen.
Hakumen
Character voice: Tetsuya Kakihara (JP), David Vincent (ENG)
One of the Six Heroes, Hakumen is a samurai-like cyborg wielding a sword as tall as he is and wearing a mask that completely hides his face. He lead mankind to defeat the Black Beast, then when attempting to warn the people that they needed to "repent for their sins" lest the Black Beast return, they trapped him in a space known as the "Edge", where he drifted for nearly a hundred years until Kokonoe discovered him. Kokonoe helped him return to the world, hoping to use him to defeat Terumi, but he set out to achieve his own agendas before being completely salvaged from the Edge. During his journey, he has also shown tremendous respect towards Bang and his unyielding spirit, something truly out-of-character for Hakumen. Hakumen often says that his sword will purify the world of sin and vanquish that which is evil. In truth, Hakumen is a Jin from the future, whose soul was bound to the Susano'o unit after falling into the Gates of Sheol and saved by Rachel. He now possesses the ability to generate seemingly indefinite amounts of energy at will, and his sword, the Nox Nyctores "Interfectum Malus: Ookami" is apparently capable of killing characters that otherwise could not be killed or would simply regenerate (i.e. Ragna, ν-13, and Arakune). In Continuum Shift, he was taken and imprisoned by Kokonoe, but eventually freed by Rachel, agreeing to help her find Terumi. Although his name is spelled "Haku=men" in most official media, most characters in the game (including Hakumen himself) simply refer to him as "Hakumen."
Zanshin, Hakumen's Drive, counters attacks directed at him.
As always Hoody Hoo!