The Cast Party
Zac: Let's go to my crib, yo. It's tighter than Joe's pants.
Joe: Maybe I LIKE wearing skinny jeans!
Ilana: I know I do. (has sex with Joe)
TV Narrorator: Watch how the mating season begins. This often occurs to pregnancy with the female producer.
Juno: You know, pregnancy usually leads...to...infants.
TV Narrorator: Watch how they both get into position...
Troy: Ew, I hate this show. (pulls a remote out of his pants and changes the channel) OHHHHHHH! America's Next Top Model!
Tyra: Shaleisha, you are America's Next Top Model.
Ryan: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! I wanted Chantal to win!!!!!
Sharpay: WTF?
Martha: IDKMYBFFJILL?BFFL!BFFAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAE!WU?OMGINDB!NWRUS?TISNF!OMJ!STFU! (turns into jello)
Coach Bolton: Jello! Wiggly jiggle jello!
Egg: Wiggle jiggle. Yellow middle. That's the best way you are!
Nick: ILY EGG!
Taylor: Let's go to Zac's house before we all be pyscho. (everyone poofs to his house)
Nick: WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aly and AJ: Like whoa.
Nick: This place isn't illogical! I can have that!
Vanessa: (walking into the living room naked with a camera) I was just...um...taking pictures of unicorns.
Ryan: Charlie...Charlie...Charlie...
Charlie: I'm right here, what do you want?
Ryan: We're on a bridge Charlie!!!
Zac: No you aren't you silly octopus, your in my sex palace!
Sharpay: Sex palace? Someone thinks a lot of themselves.
Kevin: What's this?? (pokes a machine)
Zac: NO!!!!!! THATS MY CONDOM DISPENSER!
Kevin: (licks one) BOISENBERRY!!!!!!! Actually, It's more caramel, no, it's CHOCOLATE SUNDAE!
Joe: Let me try one! (licks one) Ew, mine tastes like plastic.
Zac: That's because condoms ARE plastic.
Janice: There's the Aisian hookers, the sexually active band geeks, the jocks, the burn outs, the people who eat their feelings, the people who don't eat at all, the COOLEST people you will ever meet, and the worst, the plastics.
Gretchen: I don't think my dad, the inventor of toaster studel, would be happy about this.
Jason: TOASTER STUDEL??????? WHERE?????? (captures the Pillsberry Dough Boy)
Pillsberry Dough Boy: I don't have any toaster strudel!
Jason: I have no other choice. (pokes the Pillsberry Dough Boy)
Facebook Mini-feed: Jason has poked the Pillsberry Dough Boy.
Pillsberry Dough Boy: TEE HEE! Okay, I have some in my trechea! TEE HEE!
Jason: (takes the toaster strudel from his throat, kicks the Pillsberry Dough Boy out of Zac's house) MMMMMM!!!! STRAWBERRY! Wait, that skank didn't give me any icing!
Kelsi: How is the Pillsberry Dough Boy a skank?
Jason: Was I the only one who noticed he wasn't wearing any clothes but a hat?
Vanessa: Like me! (shows off her Fedora)
Ryan: You stole my hat! Your dead to me biotch! (jabs Vanessa with a toothbrush)
Vanessa: NO! GINGAVITIS!!!!!!!!! (turns into toothpaste)
Kelsi: (picks the toothpaste tube up) Ew, she's Clamydia flavored.
Coach Bolton: YOU WILL GET CLAMYDIA AND DIE.
Sharpay: Speaking of sex, where did Ilana and Joe go?
Ilana: (comes out in Joe's clothes and talks through a creek in a door) Joe, that sex was amaz...I mean, thanks for saving me from that fire and giving me your clothes to put out the fire...
Troy: Wait, if you're in Joe's clothes, what's Joe wearing?
Joe: (comes out in Ilana's clothes) Hey Hey!
Kevin: Joe, why are you wearing a miniskirt...
Nick: WITH LEGGINGS!!!!!!
Joe: I was having sex wi..i mean I had to save Ilana from the fire! Also, maybe it makes me feel pretty.
Coach Bolton: (cough) TRANSVESTIE.(cough)
Joe: Not a transvestite, just a cross dresser.
Chad: UM...
Joe: What? I have to make money somehow...
Taylor: Your a famous singer who everyone wants to get laid by...
Gabriella: Oy vey.
Jason: I wanted Matzo Balls with Toaster Studel!
Martha: The only balls you have are Matzo Balls.
Sharpay: I bet Gabriella has Matzo Boobs.
Gabriella: No I don't! (jumps, and Matzo Balls roll down her shirt)
Troy: I didn't know Gabriella was a man!
Gabriella: I'm not, it's just, my boobs were having sex with Matzo Balls, and the Matzo Balls decided they needed more condoms...
Kevin: Well they just could of gone to the Condom Dispenser!
Gabriella: I don't have a condom dispenser in my boobs! My bras can only hold so much...
Coach Bolton: I have one in MY bra! Do you want scented or non-scented?
Ryan: I thought they only made scented tampons...(sticks one in his nose)
Sharpay: Ryan, why do you have tampons? Especially on in your nose...
Ryan: I need to practice on my nose sex!
Gabriella: I'll have nose sex with you right now. (jumps on Ryan)
Zac: RYELLA!
Troy: Troyella is dead...(cries into Freida)
Nick: Freida! I thought I'd never see you again!
Miley: I thought that was MY song.
Taylor: Our song is the slam of screen doors! Sneakin' out late tappin' on your window! And we're on the phone and you talk reeeeal slow, 'cause it's late and your mama don't know.
Troy: YOUR MOM! (scoffs off)
Freida: Nick, I have something to tell you, I'm a Teletubby.
Nick: WHAT?!?!? This is illogical! I can't have that! How is this possible?
Freida: Well, since we had sex like every 2 seconds, I got pregnant, and I decided to name the baby Nick Jr., and since that's a TV show, and Teletubbies have TVs in their stomachs, that makes me a Teletubby!
Nick: You're hot. Let's make out!
Freida: Okay! (french kisses Nick)
Chad: It all makes sense!
Zeke: Freida's Teletubby pregnancy story and then randomly making out with Nick?
Chad: No, why my hair bounces! (nods head, and hair bounces) It's in the shape of a 'fro!
Nick: Wait a minute... (rips off Chad's wig) I knew it was fake! It was TOO bouncy...
Chad: I was renting that! (runs away to Funkytown)
Nick: That's right, don't mess with the 'fro bro!
A/n: Sorry I haven't updated in like 3 weeks, I've been busier than I was before. I'll probably be updating more by March, because all my activities and stuff will end at the end of February. By the way, last chapter, A Musical In A Musical surpassed 100 reviews! Yeah! Thank you so much reviewers! This story couldn't have happened without you! Please continue reviewing!