Disclaimer: Shoooo unfair. I can't get Naruto to belong to meeeeeee.

1 month later

Naruto's POV

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" What the hell? Where did that come from. I turned around to see Sasuke crying.

"What's wrong?" I asked, raising my left eyebrow.

"LOOK AT ME!" He said. I looked at him.

"So...?" I asked.

"I LOOK FAT!" I stared at him.

"Now that I think about it, you did get fatter but-" I didn't get to finish that sentence because something or somebody, punched me on the cheek, sending me across the room.

"HOW DARE YOU CALL ME FAT!" He roared.

"But you said-" I try to say.

"SHUT UP! I'M NOT FAT!" He said, glaring at me.

"I didn't-" He runs towards me and punches me yet again, this time, I went flying into the wall.

"IF YOU CALL ME FAT ONCE MORE, I'LL KICK YOUR ASS, YOU HEAR ME!" He yelled to me.

"Yes ma'am." I said.

"WHAT!" He screams.

"Er...Sir." I said. I think I wetted my pants.

"Haha. You did wet your pants." Kyuubi said.

"Shut up!" I accidently said it out loud.

"WHAT. DID. YOU. SAY?!!!" Sasuke yelled.

"CRAP!" I ran out of there and towards the door. But as I got to the door, the door suddenly opened, whacking me in the face, throwing me against the wall. Whoever opened that door, must be really strong.

"Sasuke-kun. Naruto. Are you ready to go shopping?" Said...Sakura?

Correction. Really Really strong.

I walked out from behind the door.

"Since when are we going shopping? And why are we going shopping?" I asked, holding my nose.

"BAKA! We planned it yesterday. Sasuke agreed that we needed to get baby stuff." She said.

I see. Sasuke agreed. Well since he agreed, I guess I don't have to go. I started to walk away.

"Where do you think you are going?" Sakura asked.

"Er...to my room?" I said.

"Oh no mister. You are coming with us." She said, pulling me.

"B-but!" I tried to think of an excuse.

"Hehe. You have to come Naru-chan." Said a voice from behind me. I turned around. What I saw was...was...SASUKE. But he was in a DRESS. Not any dress, a FRILLY DRESS. Noooooooo. Why me!

I tried to run away. Key word: Tried. Meaning, I got dragged along the way. But someone else came along, and that someone goes by the name of Lee. Lee and Sakura have been dating ever since she found out about Sasuke being pregnant. Not only that, but she told Ino, who told Tenten, but not only Tenten, she told the whole village. But yeah, they accepted it after Sakura threatened them. I mean, who wouldn't.

So anyway, Lee coming is not a BIG comfort. Or reassurance. Damn. This is bad. Shopping with a mood-changing-maniac, a youth-talking-guy, and a muscle-girl. Man, I can already imagine the results.

So what ARE the results? Til next chap.