Our heroes must contend with this new foe while having each other's powers...

"GIVE ME BACK MY POWERS, IF I HAD ANY!" Don Patch begged, kicking R hard in the shin. Normally, this would have actually hurt, but because Don Patch now had Beauty's abilities, he was nothing more than a nobody.

Snarling, R slammed his high-heeled boot into Don Patch's face and sent him skidding across the ground back to Bobobo, who hadn't moved a muscle since obtaining Don Patch's powers.

Reaching up to his friend, Don Patch wheezed, "B...Bobobo...please...please help us...please...you can win...right?"

Looking around, Bobobo saw Jelly Jiggler was having too much fun with his new nose hairs to even pay attention, Gasser was getting blasted in the face by Beauty's farts, and Hatenko and Wadokei were still held captive inside the giant rosebuds.

"Nope. We're screwed."

"WE'RE...SCREWED!!" Don Patch cried. He tried to turn into a duck, a turtle, a zebra...anything at all, but it was no use.

"HEY, HOW ABOUT THIS SWITCHEROO?!" R boasted, and his hand flickered again. Looking over at Beauty and Gasser, he then said, "...Look in your pants."

Unsure of what the gay man meant, they did so...and what Beauty saw...and what Gasser didn't see...horrified them both.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"

"Your doggie heard the noise, and came running to greet you!" Don Patch announced in his dog disguise, but Gasser kicked him away before he got too close.

"CHANGE IT BACK NOW! PLEASE! OR I'LL FART ON YOU 'TILL YOU DIE!" Beauty threatened, and R nervously switched it back.

'I wonder what it was they saw...' Jelly Jiggler pondered while wearing his 'scholar' outfit and smoking a pipe.

"WE'RE DEFINITELY DOOMED!"

Snickering, R exclaimed, "VERY WELL THEN! SINCE NONE OF YOU HAVE ANY HOPE, I'LL JUST KILL YOU ALL NOW!"

Suddenly, a familiar voice to the Bobobo gang cried out, "Hold on! We're not done yet!"

"SOFTON!"

Sure enough, the pink-headed man appeared onto the scene, and he was ready to fight!

"What took you so long, poop?" Don Patch snapped at him.

Softon kicked him away and replied, "Sorry...I stopped for some ice cream on the way here..."

"DAMN YOU! YOU DIDN'T BRING ME ANY!" Don Patch then ran out for some ice cream, forgetting about the battle entirely.

No one was sure how to react to that.

"Anyway," Softon said to R as he shifted into a fighting pose, "I will show you the foolishness that you have just concieved for hurting these physical manifestations of flesh that I call my 'compadres'...si, senor?"

"YOU JUST CALLED ME 'GAY', DIDN'T YOU? I'M GETTING TIRED OF THIS!" R screamed, and he ran straight for Softon. Reaching into his chest, R pulled out a large sword with a dragon design on the hilt. Softon didn't stood still, even with the sword's edge coming closer and closer to his face.

"DIE, YOU BASTARD!"

"SUPER FIST OF BABYLON: MATHEMATICAL ULTIMATE SUPREMACY!"

Suddenly, an immense wave of pink energy burst off of Softon's body, and he slammed his right fist into R's gut. A flurry of rapid punches soon followed, snapping bones and causing intense internal damage. R's nose was flattened, and his arms and legs were bent like noodles.

When it was all said and done, Softon landed a final spinning-kick to the crotch area.

Immediately, Blood spewed like crazy out of R's mouth, and he dropped his sword and tried to scream, but the on-flow of blood drowned out his ability to speak. More and more blood continued to pour out like a waterfall, drenching Softon completely. Then...R's body crumbled to pieces.

"OH MY GOD! YOU KILLED HIM! AND SO EASILY! AND SO VIOLENTLY!" Gasser exclaimed.

"That's the true power that someone obtains when their compadres are in trouble...la leche?" Softon explained, rubbing his fist. Almost immediately after he had said that, everyone was engulfed in a bright light for a moment, and their powers had returned to their respective owners. The rosebuds containing Hatenko and Wadokei also vanishing, freeing them as well.

"Yay! I don't fart anymore!" Beauty cried happily, and then she farted again.

Clutching his nose, Gasser turned and walked away.

Don Patch then walked back into the Greenhouse, happily licking a vanilla ice cream cone. Bobobo snatched it away from him, handed it to Jelly Jiggler, and then proceeded to tear Don Patch apart for abandoning them.

"I can't believe it..." Wadokei stammered, picking up a piece of R's remains, "You...you totally annihilated him...with a single hit..."

"Yup. That's the power of youth...and I used cheat codes." Softon replied, feeling rather proud of himself.

Wadokei flipped Softon the middle finger as he snapped, "YOU IDIOT! WE NEEDED HIM ALIVE SO WE COULD FIND OUT WHERE THE BOSS IS!"

Suddenly, Jelly Jiggler and Bobobo walked over to the pile of R's pieces and began putting them back together. Everyone watched in silence, wondering what was going to happen. After about an hour, all but one piece had been connected. Unfortunately, that last piece was gone. Luckily, though, Bobobo found a pineapple randomly placed nearby, so he stuck it into the final empty slot.

Thus...R was revived.

"HHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHH?!"

R stared at his palms in disbelief. "I'm...I'm alive?"

"ARE YOU SERIOUS? YOU BROUGHT HIM BACK TO LIFE BY PUTTING HIM BACK TOGETHER LIKE A JIG-SAW PUZZLE?" Beauty exclaimed.

Bobobo nodded. "But of course. That's how we brought back Stephen Powell, Ronald Reagen, Heath Ledger..."

"NONE OF THOSE GUYS CAME BACK!"

"What?" Jelly Jiggler exclaimed, dressed as Batman, "BUT I SAW THE DARK KNIGHT, AND HEATH LEDGER WAS AS THE JOKER!"

"They had filmed the whole movie BEFORE Ledger died..." Gasser said, trying hard not to weep.

Jelly Jiggler was hit so hard by the news that it sent him flying through the air.

"ARE YOU SERIOUS? HEATH LEDGER'S DEAD? I LOVED HIM! LITERALLY!" R cried.

Wadokei punched his gay comrade in the face, grabbed him by the neck, and snarled, "Tell me, you traitorous sonuvabitch, where's...the...boss?"

Coughing, R breathed, "He's...at the Government Complex Tower. But...but be warned...he's hired foes from..." he glanced at Bobobo, "...from that man's past. That's all...I know. I've lost, Wadokei-chan. I'm...I'm sorry."

"I'm sorry, too." Wadokei whispered, tears in his eyes.

Suddenly, Don Patch, dressed as Harry Potter (scar, glasses, robe and all), leaped in front of them, aimed his wand at R, and shouted in a ridiculously thick British Accent, "WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA!"

Now, if you've read the Harry Potter books, then you know that the 'Wingardium Leviosa' spell is supposed to make things levitate. However, when Don Patch used it, a beam of light erupted from the tip of the wand, which shattered R into pieces once again the moment it came into contact with him. It also caused Don Patch to shatter to pieces as well.

"WAAH! HE'S DEAD AGAIN!" Beauty exclaimed.

Pumping his fists in the air, Bobobo shouted, "OKAY, EVERYONE! WE GOTTA HURRY TO THE GOVERNMENT COMPLEX TOWER!"

"There it is!" Hatenko announced, pointing to a large white building that looked exactly the same as every other building around the area. Just then, the building Hatenko was pointing at blew up, including several others around it.

'Oh yeah,' he thought with a grin, 'I forgot that we're fighting terrorists for a bit there...'

"DAMN IT, WE CAN'T FIND THE PLACE!" Gasser cursed and slammed his fists onto the ground in hopelessness.

Now fully reformed, Don Patch pulled a card out of his Duel Disk and exclaimed, "DO NOT FEAR, FOR I HAVE...RANDOM YU-GI-OH CARD! GO!"

Don Patch slapped the card down in face-up position, and voices began to emit from within:

"MY VOICE GIVES ME STRENGTH!"

"BEN AFFLECK WOULD BE ASHAMED...IN AMERICA!"

"SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME!"

"SCREW THE RULES, I HAVE MONEY!"

"SCREW THE YULES, I HAVE MONEY!"

"DOES MAKO TSUNAMI HAVE TO CHOKE A BITCH?"

"BRAINNNNNNNNNNS..."

"IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE 'WANG' MEANS PENIS!"

"BURN THE WITCH!"

"HOLY (BEEP) ON A SANDWHICH WITH (BEEP) ON TOP...AND A SIDE HELPING OF (BEEP)!"

"I FOUND OUT I'M SECRETLY A FURRY!"

(A/N: Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged dialogue, fyi.)

Unable to take anymore, Softon snatched the Duel Disk away and snapped it clean in half.

It seemed the group had no way of finding the Government Complex Tower...when a locomotive made of rice parked out in front of them, being driven by none other than Rice and Dengakuman! For some reason, they both had looks on their faces resembling Chuck Norris.

"WAAAAAAGAAAAAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!" Beauty exclaimed.

"Where did you get this awesome mode of transportation?" Jelly Jiggler asked, taking a piece of the rice train and sticking it in his mouth.

"Well," Rice began, "It all started about fifteen minutes ago..."

Fifteen minutes earlier...

Rice and Dengakuman were walking through the city together, when Rice noticed a pet store. Grabbing his little tofu buddy by the head, he whined, "OH, DADDY! I WANT A PUPPY! CAN I GET A PUPPY? I'LL TAKE REAL GOOD CARE OF IT, I PROMISE! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE?"

Wearing a moustache, business suit and glasses, Dengakuman slapped his hand away and replied, "No, you can't get a puppy. Stop being immature."

"WAAAH!" Rice rolled around on the ground, crying like a baby, which was making quite a scene. Everyone stopped and watched this disturbing spectacle. One kid even took out his cellphone and recorded it.

"Stop it!" Dengakuman hissed, trying to calm Rice down, "You're making me look bad in public! STOP IT RIGHT NOW!"

"I...WANT...A...PUPPY!" Rice bawled.

"Just get him a damn puppy!" snapped a guy from the crowd.

Sighing, Dengakuman gave in, and Rice immediately cheered up and happily skipped to the pet store. Once everyone went on their way again, Dengakuman headed inside as well.

Inside the store, there were cages upon cages of almost every kind of pet imaginable, including some animals that should never be pets in the first place. The employee at the counter, who strangely resembled Not Nice Cream, was busy reading a Polish hentai manga while drinking some gin tonic.

"Wow! I can't decide what pet to get!" Rice exclaimed.

"I thought you wanted a puppy..." Dengakuman muttered, but Rice ignored him and continued to explore the confines of the place.

Soon, Rice returned carrying a rock with a badly-drawn face scribbled on it in permanent ink.

"I want this! I'll name him 'HellKiller B-B'!"

"THAT'S A FREAKIN' ROCK...WITH A FACE DRAWN ON IT!" Dengakuman snapped.

Walking to the counter, Rice asked, "Good sir...how much for this pet?"

"I SAID IT'S A ROCK! WE CAN JUST PICK ONE UP FOR FREE OUTSIDE!" Dengakuman snapped again.

The man at the counter, whose nametag read 'TED', tossed his porno away and muttered, "Eh...today, we're having a sale; it'll be 500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,001 dollars."

"That's cheap! Buy it for me, daddy! Please?" Rice exclaimed.

'YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!' Dengakuman thought as he took out his credit card and handed it to a very bored-looking TED.

After scanning the card, TED told them, "Uh...it seems your bank account only has 30 bucks, 5 pennies, and a diry jockstrap used by Bill Murray in it. Sorry, but you don't have enough money to purchase it."

"DAMN." Rice cursed aloud as he tossed the rock aside, but then he pulled out a turtle from behind his back and asked, "...How much for this turtle, then?"

"5 cents."

"ARE YOU SERIOUS?!" Dengakuman exclaimed, but Rice just paid the money quickly and ran outside to play with his new turtle...which then stabbed him through the head with a machete.

Both Rice and Dengakuman had nostalgic looks on their faces as they recalled those events.

"Yeah..." Rice said happily, "Good times...good times..."

"ARE YOU KIDDING?" Gasser snapped, "THAT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE RICE TRAIN AT ALL!!"

"Let's just get on-board already!" Bobobo said, and that's just what they all did.

As the rice train began to move, with Dengakuman and Rice as the conductors, Beauty asked aloud, "Just how did you guys find the Government Complex Tower, anyway? All the buildings here look alike!"

Don Patch was wearing drag again as he giggled and slapped Beauty hard in the shoulder without any explanation.

"ALRIGHT," Rice shouted over a speaker, "WE'RE GONNA GO INTO HYPER-DRIVE!"

Pressing a button on the dashboard, all of the rice on the rice train shook off, revealing it to actually be a roofless jet!

"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?" Beauty and Gasser cried at the same time.

The jet then burst off into the air...and crash-landed right in front of the Government Complex Tower a minute later.

When Gasser pulled himself out of the rubble, he found Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler impaled on a rotor blade.

"WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!"

Bobobo, however, came out completely unharmed for some reason and helped Hatenko, Softon and Beauty get up onto their feet. Then, he ran over to the front of the Government Complex Tower and slammed his foot forward.

Kicking down the front doors, Bobobo exclaimed, "ALRIGHT, MISTER BIG BAD ASS BASTARD BOSS, I'M COMING FOR...YOOOOOOOOU!"

Walking up to the afro man, Wadokei said, "Remember, Bobobo-dono, R said that several enemies from your past will be waiting here to not only halt our progress, but to kill you as well! You must be prepared!"

"Feh! I beat them once...I can beat 'em again!" replied Bobobo, smacking Wadokei away without a second thought.

Entering the building of their final destination, the Bobobo Group found their first group of opponents already waiting for them...

...it was Hanpen (A.K.A. General Lee Fishcake in the dub) and Rem!

"Hey, guys! Long time no see!" Hanpen said, waving at them.

"HOLD ON! WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING HERE? I THOUGHT WE BECAME ALLIES BACK IN THE ORIGINAL SERIES!" Beauty exclaimed.

Rem nodded. "Yes, about that...THIS ISN'T THE ORIGINAL SERIES, IS IT? HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED I HAVEN'T EVEN FALLEN ASLEE-" Then, she fell asleep.

An awkward silence filled the room.

"Anyway," Bobobo said, pressing his palm against his face, "What are you two doing here together? And why are you two wearing wedding outfits?"

It was then that Gasser and Beauty actually realized Hanpen was wearing a tux, and Rem had a beautiful white wedding dress on.

Suddenly, Rem woke up again and replied, "Well, we're engaged! Yeah, that's right! We're gonna get married!"

"NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" That scream didn't come from Beauty or Gasser, but from high above. Suddenly, the ceiling exploded, and a giant bloody pelican crashed to the ground, being ridden by none other than Lambada!

'OH YEAH! I FORGOT! HE WAS KIDNAPPED BY A GIANT PELICAN A WHILE AGO!' Beauty recalled.

"YOU TRAITORS! HOW COULD YOU TWO DO THIS TO ME? AFTER EVERYTHING WE'VE BEEN THROUGH...YOU TWO GO AND GET HITCHED WITHOUT EVEN TELLING ME?" Lambada cried at both Hanpen and Rem, who were shocked at the sudden return of their former friend.

Rem glared at him and snapped, "You had your chance, Lambada, and you blew it! We're getting married...and there's nothing you can do about it!"

Lambada wasn't about to give up so easily. "We'll see about that," he said, and then he glanced over at Bobobo, "Let me fight these guys! I have a score to settle with them!"

'When will I get to fight for once?' Bobobo wondered.