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By Any Means Necessary

By Adelie King

Chapter Twelve: Day Four

Both O'Neill and Carter physically rested the rest of the day. Sam soaked a couple of more times. Jack soaked one more time and kept ice on his groin most of the night praying he'd be up again in the morning. They had slept in tops with no undergarments just to air out the areas to feel better.

O'Neill woke up and looked over at Carter dressed in one of her tank tops with her bare behind showing. Normally he would've been up to it within a minute and moving in her direction to take her right then but this morning… nothing. Jack gently touched himself and they were no longer sore. Well that's a relief at least… He sighed and then thought getting frustrated Come on buddy…are you going to work today?

Nothing… he was starting to panic.

Then Sam woke up and turned toward him, "Morning Jack…how are you feeling?" She looked down at where he was looking and then at his face. "Are you still sore?"

"No…but" He gestured at his groin. "He's still not reacting…before if I saw you with no panties he'd be at attention."

"Maybe this will help." Sam removed the t-shirt leaving her totally nude for him. He reacted normally in his mind getting desire all of a sudden and smiling. "Or this…" She opened her legs offering him the promised land. "I'm not sore anymore and I'm very hungry for you."

Jack felt the rest of his body reacting and feeling lust. Then he looked down…nothing… He got up frustrated in tears and stormed into the bathroom slamming the door deciding take a shower. At wits end about to cry herself after watching his pain, and not knowing what else to do. Sam picked up her cell and called Janet Frasier for help.

Back at the base Janet was working when her nurse told her, "Dr. Frasier, Major Carter is on the phone."

Uh Oh…She thought and told the nurse, "I'll get it in my office." Frasier closed the door and picked up the receiver, "What's going on Sam?"

Carter answered frustrated, "Jack is down and he's feeling down. Now he believes he's impotent and nothing I say convinces him otherwise." She sighed and sadly told her, "I don't know what to do Janet…"

"Well how many times have you had sex this week?" Frasier asked in a technical tone.

"The day before yesterday six times, the day before that eight times, I can't remember how many times the days before now…" Sam recalled as she remembered. Janet was silent with her jaw on the floor. She continued, "The first night we arrived we did it six times…"

Janet's hand hit her forehead her eyes widening as Sam went on.

Then she went into detail, "Actually he did me first, then he did me again, then he went down on me, then I went down him, he went out and got some water, then he took me and I… think… we passed out about then…"

Frasier pulled the receiver away from her ear and looked at it as Sam went on talking. She lowered in her chair resting the phone on her leg sitting with disbelief and Carter was still going on. Finally she heard Carter say loudly, "Janet! Are you there?!"

She startled and put the phone to her ear, "Sorry Sam…" Then she asked, "Uh how much Viagra did the Colonel use?"

"None."

Janet's face went into shock, "None..?" She then asked in disbelief, "Sam, are you bullshitting me?"

"No, I counted them Janet…there was thirty in the bottle right." Carter clarified.

"Yes." She answered.

"Well there's still thirty…" Sam stated in awe.

Janet looked at the phone again and slouched in her chair again. She then astonishingly asked, "What's his technique? Do you know how many men his age would die to know his secret?"

"Maybe the man was just starved sexually Janet but don't they usually come faster then? He doesn't…" Sam tells her and Janet shakes her head. "This man has the best sexual prowess and control of his climax's I've ever seen…I've had the highest orgasms than I've had in my life…"

Frasier finally speaks, "And now he thinks he's impotent and I wonder why…maybe his little Colonel just needs a rest Sam." She observed and then told her, "Tell him to let the poor thing rest and it should be up and running in a day or so…"

"We did rest a day Janet…we couldn't get out of bed until six and we had to crawl to the rooms we went to…" Carter told her, "Now we're both horny and he thinks he's impotent…so what do I do now?" She asked in complete desperation.

Frasier than suggested, "Ask him to do something he usually does to turn himself on…watch porn? Ask him what he fantasizes about or watch adult films with him. If that fails talk dirty to him and use the secret word that will turn any man on when a woman says it…The P-word."

"The P-Word?" She reacted and added, "The P-world as in P-U- double S-Y?" Carter was disgusted, "I wouldn't be caught saying that Janet! It's improper…it's unladylike…not to mention vulgar" She felt nauseous at this point.

Janet asked her, "What words did you use during sex…vagina and penis the whole week? I'm sure that really turned Colonel O'Neill on." She paused and remarked, "If that's the case…no wonder the man is impotent."

Carter's jaw dropped and she admitted, "I didn't say those…I used the words…" She suddenly froze up.

"Well what did you use Sam? Did you use the word cock?" Frasier asked.

"Yes." She blushed rubbing the back of her neck.

"Did you use the word fuck?"

"Yeah." She could barely say or admit that.

"Well what's the problem than?" Janet asked, "Why can't you use the secret turn on word then?" She then assured, "I guarantee that junior will come up instantly if you do…if not…" She paused and insisted, "Drug him up…Viagra." Then she hung up on her.

Carter looked at her cell phone and closed it and then sank to sitting on the bed. "The P-word…" She was shocked and disgusted, "I can't use that…" Now she didn't think she could function.

Jack came out of the shower rubbing his hair dry with a towel. He saw her sitting there worried. "Don't worry Sam…if I can't function…I'll take Viagra, go down on you or something…" He promised as he walked over to the dresser. He got some boxers out and stepped into them.

Sam thought the man was so sexy even in just boxers and she wanted him so bad at that moment but she didn't want to use the secret turn on word. Jack then put a pair of jeans on and then a t-shirt. Then she saw him pull out some socks. She looked at him and asked, "Where are you going?"

Jack came over to her and told her, "I haven't been fishing all week and I need to chop some firewood anyway…"

"There's no fish in the lake Sir…" Sam pointed out plainly a little irritated.

He assured her, "You keep using Sir and I won't get it up again…" Then he bent down and kissed her. Then he insisted, "The only thing I want out of that pretty mouth is my name with some dirty language."

Carter looked at him shocked and she got up to follow him. Jack looked at her attire and remarked, "Carter come out clothed or naked but choose one…"

"Well stop calling me Carter or I won't get turned on either Jack." She spat at him as she pulled on some panties and shorts. He responded by grabbing her by the waist pulling her into an erotic kiss then moving his hand over her butt. She grabbed his behind and began rubbing against him. No response.

O'Neill got so frustrated he let her go and walked off briskly disappointed and upset. "Jack!" She cried his name about to start crying after seeing him. Carter started to pace and started getting desperate enough for the P-word. She rubbed the back of her neck trying to figure out what she should do.

At this time she decided to just let him fish and do whatever might relax him for a while even if it left her un-sated for now. Sam sat there and thought of ideas to turn him on again. Then she recalled he hadn't seen her in a bikini and she hadn't been swimming yet. So she decided to change into one and get some sun.

Jack was fishing when Carter came out in a tiny black bikini with a button up cover, shirt, her shades, a towel and some lotion. She walked up behind him and asked, "Do you mind if I get some sun on the dock…I won't be in the way will I?"

"No, I was starting to get lonely for you." He told her sweetly and she kissed him on the lips awhile. His mouth opened his lips and the kiss deepened. She moved her hands up and down his chest in a seductive manner that usually got him up and running.

He started to feel a little heat in his groin and she decided to break the kiss and move away, "Thanks…" Sam walked in front of him and laid her towel down flat. Then she removed the white cover shirt in front of him and proceeded to put her lotion on. She bent down in every way that would normally keep a man's attention. It did his.

O'Neill just watched her and felt some blood running south but tried not to dwell on it. He just watched her with complete attention thinking how bad he wanted that body of hers. "Can you help put some on my back here?" She asked him noticing there was a physical reaction in his shorts.

"Sure." He got up and went over to her. He put some lotion on his hands and rubbed it in everywhere. Jack felt himself waking up a little more and he pushed his body against her. His hands moved up and covered her breasts.

Then she pulled away and told him, "I really need to sun a while." She kissed him on the mouth and was going to start talking dirty to tease him but decided to tease him in a different way to make sure his body responded for a while. Sam lied down on her back to sun it first.

O'Neill let down, went to sit back down. He started to wonder if he angered her earlier. He watched her with complete attention as she sunbathed. Carter moved a hand down over her breast and on to her belly. His body reacted physically as continued gawking at her. Jack figured she was doing this on purpose to help him and it was really working.

Sam looked over at him and saw him squirming in his chair and that he had noticeable arousal in specific areas. Her hand moved down further.

He watched with his jaw slacked mesmerized by where her hand was going. O'Neill opened his legs to ease his discomfort.

Carter asked him, "Do you mind me doing this in front of you?"

"No." He replied calmly shaking his head at the same time.

Sam pleasured herself a moment and asked him some of the fantasies he wanted. He told her a really kinky act and she let him do it willingly. Jack climaxed quite quickly. He relaxed and she moved away complementing him, "That was so kinky Jack…I felt like I was in one of those hot porn shots." She then leaned down and kissed him on the mouth.

He sealed his pants and then asked in between kisses, "Do you like watching porn Sam?"

Sam hummed and answered, "When I'm this horny I do." Her hands slid up and down his thighs and his hands felt her up. He started to get aroused and functional again already. She asked, "You want to watch one of your favorites right now?"

Jack got out of his chair and took her hand and pulled her along walking into the house. He went into his adult selection in a drawer while Sam cleaned herself off and changed into a skirt and blouse to be more kinky. She noticed clothes and the obstacle they served seemed to get him hot.

O'Neill put in the DVD and started it when she came back in. He was waiting as the film came on and she sat next to him and relaxed. They watched for a few minutes. Sam and Jack were turned on immensely. She moved her hand in his lap and started getting him more interested.

The film came to a guy who lifted the girl up entering her and started to do her standing up. Sam commented, "I've always wanted to try that."

"Me too…I've never tried doing it standing either." Jack agreed with her and said, "I don't think my knees could take it."

"Well it's turning me on…" She then undid his shorts going after what she badly wanted, "I want to try it." She insisted and went over to the table. Carter got on the edge of it and he moved in between her legs. She wrapped her legs around his waist and her arms around his neck. O'Neill stood up lifting her supporting her under her rear with his hands entering her.

Sam and Jack started moving. She cried out his name as he moved her up and down with his hands moving her on him. "Oh Yes!" She cried out demanding more. He moved harder and she moaned a blue streak. Carter then thought of shouting the p-word but was holding back. "Oh my God!!"

He kept giving it to her hard and started talking dirty to her. Sam cried out colorful language moaning in his direction internally telling herself Say it chicken! Say it! Carter than shouted obscenities, "You like f*#?!g me don't you…you like f*?!$g my p$#?y with your cock!"

"Oh My God!!" O'Neill reacted taken just a bit off guard causing him to lose his balance.

"JACK!!" Sam screamed as he fell backwards with her holding on to him as he landed on his back hard onto the floor. She moved her legs just in time to try and brace their fall but by then it was too late. "Oh My God!!" You heard Carter almost scream in panic, "Sir! Jack!!"

All he could do was grown. She just about started to cry, "Oh my God!! I'm so sorry!" Sam was never using the P-word ever again.