DISCLAIMER: Kishimoto & Naruto… one belongs to the other
Today was a bad day to be at the office. Sasuke roamed around the office with a set glare on his face that was ready to be directed at anyone who pissed him off. Any questions that were asked at him were answered with either his trademark 'hn' or with affirmative action.
Not even glancing at his wedding ring calmed him down.
Mainly because he and Naruto had a fight this morning.
It was over something… not really that big of a deal but upsetting for Sasuke anyway.
When getting ready for work he had discovered that there was a missing dress shirt in his closet. He went in search for it and found it in the laundry with a stain on it. Not just a small stain but a big stain across the dark blue shirt that suggested that bleach was used on it.
He had stomped over to Naruto holding the shirt to him and firmly asking what had happened. He made sure not to raise his voice too loud, what with Shiki just in his swing about ten feet away.
Naruto explained that he had accidentally used bleach when he had thought he had used the stain remover. When asking what the stain was originally, the blonde hinted at a dirty, fussy Shiki and a hurry to get over to a changing table and grabbing the first thing that was within reach which happened to be the laundry.
But long story short, there was an argument that consisted of the words accident, just a shirt, being careful, usuratonkachi, and bastard.
So now Sasuke was stomping around the office in a bad mood and many employees tried to avoid being in his line of sight. Probably the only unfortunate one to be around the angry man was Sakura but she handled him as delicately as she could.
"What's next Haruno?" Sasuke growled. A folder was handed to him and he snatched it from her hands. His eyes glared at the text onto the neat paper before shutting it and handing it back to the pink haired woman.
"Next is a meeting about the discussions over the location of advertisements Uchiha-san."
"Tch. What a fucking dobe…" Sasuke muttered to himself.
Sakura had heard what her superior had uttered but kept a professional attitude. It would be inappropriate to ask what Sasuke meant by that. That's why when she was off work she would call and ask Naruto what happened.
(/ﾟДﾟ)/
Naruto angrily folded the laundry with Shiki in his swing right in front of him. He had attached a bib to him now that he was drooling a little bit more now. He was pissed off about his husband could obsess over one shirt when he could go out and get another. And it was a total accident that he accidentally happened to wipe Shiki's mess with one of his shirts.
"It's just a stupid shirt." Naruto muttered.
He finished folding a towel and looked at Shiki. There was a little stuffed toy at his side but Shiki didn't seem to take notice of it. The blonde just happened to plop it in the swing with his baby.
Facing his baby Naruto decided to have a one-sided conversation with his child. "You're Papa and I have these stupid fights every once in a while baby. Usually he gets all worked up about something and makes it seem like such a big deal then he acts like a brat for a while."
Shiki only blinked and made small noises in response. Then he felt something settle in his small hand and he gripped it.
Naruto had squeezed his pointer finger in Shiki's hand while he rested his chin on his other hand. "This is the first time we've had a small fight like this since you've been here Shiki. When it was just us it would usually be swept over the rug in the morning. And we'd make up by… well basically doing the thing that made you. Hey, that reminds me!"
Shiki was taken out of his swing and he was settled on Naruto's elgs to face him. His eyes glanced up at the blonde hair and he raised one of his hands as if wanting to be held closer to his mother. But then he decided to put it in his mouth instead.
"Okay, so I'm sure you're probably going to ask this when you're a little older. You'll probably ask if you're about four or five if it comes up; I hope it doesn't come that soon. But I think I should tell you where babies come from now while you can't understand me. That way when you ask I can just say, 'Shiki I told you when you were a baby! Weren't you listening?'"
Naruto nodded to himself in satisfaction. "But I still don't want to use dirty words so I'll try to censor myself as much as possible."
(/ﾟДﾟ)/
Sasuke rubbed his forehead a little bit before focusing his eyes on his computer screen. The meeting he just attended was longer than he expected. No one could fathom how much Sasuke hated attending boring meetings.
He felt his pocket vibrate and he pulled out his cellphone and saw that he had a missed call and voicemail from his wife.
Turning away from the computer screen, Sasuke put the phone to his ear to see what Naruto had to say in his voicemail. He wasn't sure how long the voicemail was but his dick had recognized immediately the needy moans of his blonde of when the message started.
Shit, what the hell was Naruto doing at home to do this?
Sasuke glanced down at his crotch briefly and then looked out the window. He stopped the voicemail and put his phone down on his desk.
He debated briefly: masturbate or work?
On the one hand, he'd love to visualize fucking Naruto in his mind despite their dispute at the moment. On the other hand he needed to work.
Hm… masturbate or work?
(/ﾟДﾟ)/
Shiki was getting a little stronger every day. He was beginning to learn how to do his little baby push-ups. But he wasn't quite at that baby milestone yet. Naruto read that around three months was when babies could fully begin to lift their head up and then learn to roll. Shiki was getting close though, he was two months old. He slapped himself on the forehead.
Oh wait...
Realizing that Shiki was already three months and that his baby was growing up fast, Naruto pouted and gazed at the fridge for something to drink to distract himself.
Sasuke was upstairs with Shiki, rocking him to sleep.
That bastard…
Naruto had put Shiki down for a nap in the afternoon and then he started thinking about Sasuke. And thinking about his husband made him horny so he decided to play with himself a little and leave the bastard a sexy "message" on his phone (which just consisted of him moaning and calling Sasuke's name). He thought for sure that he would call and ask for phone sex but he didn't call back!
At first that he had thought that maybe Sasuke was saving it for when he got home. But they exchanged their regular greetings when he came home and nothing happened! He just played with Shiki and drank a cup of tea!
He shut the fridge and sighed to himself.
He needed a hot bath.
The bath water was perfect as he sunk himself into the tub. He had reading material nearby for whenever he had a soak like the one he was having. Just some time to himself, a good book, and a nice bath to relax in.
But then he felt the water shift and another body join him. He moved his book to the side to see that Sasuke had joined him.
Naruto glanced at the nearby bathroom floor to find his husband's clothes discarded along with his own. He set his book down in the small magazine rack, taking notice of the baby monitor on the small towel stand. Shit, how could he not hear his husband enter the bathroom?
He set his eyes on Sasuke and asked, "What are you doing here?"
"I'm joining you in the bath, what does it look like?" Sasuke answered, his tone nonchalant. "Shiki's already in his crib, sleeping."
"I thought you would still be pissed off at me."
"Me? Get angry over something as trivial as a dress shirt that can be easily replaced? No love."
Naruto rolled his eyes but crawled his way towards Sasuke. "Oh, so that stomping out the apartment this morning and ignoring me when I got home. What was that then?"
"You imagined all that." Sasuke answered, pulling Naruto close to his body and combing a wet hand through the blonde hair. "I actually kissed you goodbye and gave you a wonderful hug when I came back home."
"And what about that voicemail I left you today?"
Sasuke couldn't help it if he twitched a little down there at the mention of the voicemail. He smirked and tightened his hold on his wife. "I thought it was very thoughtful. Thank you for thinking of me dobe. I'd like to request one of those every day."
The blonde rolled his eyes again. "I'm not going to masturbate every day just to leave you sexy voicemails. Besides," Naruto leaned in close to his husband's ear to whisper, "why need a voicemail and fantasize when you can just come home to the real thing?"
Sasuke hummed and pulled his blonde in for a brief kiss. When he pulled away he asked, "Should we leave the tub?"
"Yes."
(/ﾟДﾟ)/
Sakura had noticed that her superior was acting… well better than yesterday. He wasn't being particularly snappy or crabby today. So she had to assume that whatever was bothering him yesterday was resolved.
She didn't get the chance to text or call Naruto about her superior's attitude yesterday. But she just sent a short text about what happened yesterday to the blonde and how Sasuke was normal now.
A quick reply told her all she needed to know. And she smiled at her own imagination.
"What a cutie!"
"Pretty adorable, congrats Naruto."
"He just pretty much looks like a baby version of Sasuke."
Naruto sighed but thanked everyone for their compliments. But he was glad that Shiki wasn't getting uncomfortable being around other people. He spent most of his days indoors, on occasion taken out to the park for a brief walk. He didn't have a job to keep him busy but realizing that having Shiki now made him busy.
He made sure to spend Shiki's active-and-awake time talking to him, playing music, reading to him, and teaching him lots of small things so that his little mind could absorb it all. Shiki would get changed and fed when the time came and have his nap. Naruto was amazed at himself that he even found the time to do laundry in between, cook meals, and do chores.
It was amazing… this is what Kushina dealt with when he was a kid.
Shiki was in his baby Bjorn, his body facing Naruto so that if he got tired he could rest his down on his mother's chest. But at the moment he was awake and was looking at the person with the bright pink hair smile at him. He smiled briefly at her, laughing when the person made funny noises he didn't understand. He turned his head to a different side and brought his fist to his mouth and slobbered over his fingers.
Naruto replaced Shiki's fingers with a pacifier and shifted the carrier slightly to make sure it was comfortable for the both of them. Shiki didn't express any kind of discomfort so they were both fine.
Kiba patted the top of Shiki's head, admiring the little guy and glad that the kid didn't cry when he did that. The babies he hung around most often were puppies from his mom's pound. "Seriously, all I'm seeing is Sasuke in the little guy. I think he should have at least gotten blue eyes from you or something Naruto."
"Kiba, don't be a jerk." Shikamaru sighed. He knew his friend didn't mean to sound so offending but… he just did. "Babies don't choose what traits they're going to get."
"No it's okay, I know what he means. I was surprised that Shiki looks so much like Sasuke. But that's okay that just means that he's going to be super-hot when he grows up!" Naruto looked down at Shiki and cooed at him, "You're going to look so much like your Papa!"
Shiki smiled and reached one of his hands up, to which Naruto kissed and cooed over him some more.
Sakura laughed but then glared at Kiba. He really should choose his words carefully. She reached over to ruffle Shiki's hair a bit. "Yup, I'm sure he'll look just like his dad!"
"I just hope he won't be an asshole like his dad…" Kiba muttered.
Shikamaru sighed but could only say that Kiba deserved the punch he got from Sakura. His friend and his troublesome mouth…
A/N: And yet again, it feels like such a long time since my last update (because it has been). I was going to upload this chapter for last week but priorities swamped me instead. But luckily the many exams I had to take this week are over & I got to finish the chapter!
And the "fight" that I put in the chapter, I know it doesn't seem like much but those kinds of things happen in my house every few months. My dad gets pissed at my mom and ignores her for however long he wants to (usually 5-7 days). And then around the 5-7 days, he just acts like they never had a fight (or how it actually is, just pretty much him throwing a tantrum and my mom dealing with it).