Hi everyone ! New chapter, now Doris is back and she catch Steve and Danny (Instead of Catherine) !
Anyway enjoy
Disclaimer: I own NOTHING
Other: Based of 3x04 Popilikia (Misfortune)
Chapter 12
Steve woke up this morning with a good smell of coming tickle his nose, he moved a little in the bed and said with a smile:
O-Hum, my Danno prepared me breakfast
But when he ran a hand next to him, she collided with the back of Danny who was still asleep. The ex-Navy SEAL straightened at once:
S-Ok if Danny is still sleeping who is downstairs?
Steve stood up suddenly, put a shirt on him and took his gun when he heard Danny rise of the bed and asked in a sleepy voice:
D-What are you doing? What happened?
S-Nothing go back to sleep Babe
D-Yeah there is something so tell me!
S-I heard a noise downstairs so I'm going down to see
Danny took his service weapon and Steve said:
S- Where do you think you're going?
D-I come with you you goof
S-No, it's too dangerous stay here, I go
D-What I told you Steve? I'm not a damsel in distress! And I'm your partner then I go downstairs with you whether you like it or not and more you try to hold me more time is wasted!
S-Ok but stay behind me
D- As always
Steve and Danny got out and walked into the kitchen from where the smell of fried eggs was and where they also heard footsteps, Steve walked slowly into the kitchen and pointed his gun at the person:
S- Freeze!
The person turned and the brunette recognized...
S-Mom? But what are you doing here?
Do-I'm doing fried eggs
S-Seriously what are you doing here?
Do- I have told you
Doris noticed Danny behind Steve and said with a smile ( I found that she has a weird smile):
Do Oh hello Danny, I thought that you were gone at Las Vegas
D-Well, you see, I'm back
Do-Hum, you went to pick him up right Steve?
S-Er yes, but this is not the question
D- Oh you'll ask questions later Honey, come on sit down and eat
Steve looked at his mother put the eggs she had prepared in a plate, she spoke:
Do-Stop playing with your gun Steven and sit down
Steve looked at Danny who told him without uttering a sound but just moving the lips
D-Sit down and eat
Do-Oh Danny I don't even ask you how you like your eggs? Although grilled or more white on top?
S-Yes Danny how you like your eggs?
D-Uh I rather think I'll go and leave you both
Do- Oh don't be embarrassed my dear, I've seen worse than the boyfriend of my son in underwear in my life believe me even though I thought Steve, you were dating this girl, Catherine she look so in love with you
Steve glared at his mother and Danny spoke again:
D-No, do not bother I go it's better that I leave you alone
Do-Well, if you say
Danny walked into the living room followed by Steve, who said:
S-Are you really going to leave me alone with her? Partner he said
D- Oh Steve don't react like that but you need to talk with your mother and I do not have to be in your legs is and plus I know she don't like me
S-Oh, nut I would have loved to take my breakfast with you
D-Do not complain in both cases someone served you something to eat
S-I prefer your eggs
D-You always said they were inedible!
S-I was joking just to annoy you, I love your eggs
D-Anyway you have to stay here and try to get her tells you what she is doing here and especially why she asked the pilot to turn around...
S-I also ask her why she did not kill Wo Fat when she had the chance
Danny put his hands on the cheeks of his lover and said:
D-One thing at a time Steve, start by asking the most important after you can ask him why she did not killed him
S-Ok
Danny kissed Steve and prepared to go to change when Steve asked:
S-You're not even gonna wash yourself?
D-I'll wash myself at the HQ do not worry, enjoy yourself well with your mother, we rejoin to HQ, I love you Babe
S-I love you too
Danny leave and Steve went back into the kitchen and Doris was still here crossed arms against the sink:
Do-So you went to Las Vegas for picking him up even if he had leave you, you really love this one very much right
S-You on the other hand you don't like him and I know it very well
Do-It's not that I do not like him it's his behavior that I do not like, he is quite rude to you and he makes you a little pressure, I think he is not the person that you need and he also has a daughter, how did she react when she learned that you two were together?
S-She react very well but it's none of your business and I'm not a child I choose who I want to have at my side Doris
Do-Since when do a son he calls you his mother by her first name?
S-Since you hid me your death 20 years ago
Do-Right, so where do I settle down?
Steve noticed luggage around Doris and asked:
S-You do not think you're gonna live here?
Do-I beg your pardon? I report to you that this is still my home
S-Not technically she is mine because if you've forgotten you're still dead at the eyes of the law. Anyway why did you ask the pilot to turn around and come back here? You know it's dangerous here because Wo Fat is still free
Do-Oh Steven I'm tired of hiding and running
S-Anyway you cannot stay in this house
Do-Why not? Because of Danny? Look, I do not care if you two sleep together, it's not my problem as long as you do not wander naked in the house
S-No, it is not for that but Danny has Grace the weekend and I do not want you to be there when she is there because if Wo Fat find you're here he could hurt her!
Sure there was another reason Danny was pregnant and he did not want more than Wo Fat hurt him and their baby:
Do-You seem very much attached to his daughter too right?
S-They are my family like Chin and Kono are also
Do-I am your family too Steven
S-Sure and that is why you cannot stay here it's to protect you that I do this
Doris looked at her son quite upset and annoyed:
Do-Okay I'll take a room at the hotel under a false name
As she was about to leave Steve called out:
S-Ok but you have to be escorted
Do-Steven I'll take a taxi, I have neither the need nor the desire to have someone escort me is that understood?
S- You know what? Do whatever you want
Steve looked his mother leave the house and immediately took his phone to ask Catherine to keep an eye on her:
Ca-Hey Steve, What do you want this time?
S-I would like you to keep an eye on Doris so please do it
Ca-No problem as it is so kindly ask
Steve knew that Catherine try to seduce him, but he paid no attention
S-Thank you
Ca-You're welcome
Steve hung up and went to take a shower to change and then went to the headquarters where Danny waited for him:
D-So how did it go?
S-Fairly well she told me she was tired of running and hiding, she also wanted to install at home, but I told her she can't
D-Oh Babe, if it is to keep your mother safe is not a problem I can go back to my apartment
S-No Danny I do not want her to stay with us in our house and especially that you have Grace the weekend, it is out of question that she is near her or you and our baby I don't want that something happens to all of you okay?
D Nothing will happen to us and it is not our house it's your house, I remind you that I still have not unpacked my boxes
S-Yes Danno it's our home now and for your boxes don't worry we'll unpacked them in the end of the week
D-Okay, now there is a case to solve
S-What do we got?
D-A polo player had been murdered the team awaits us there
S-Ok let's go
Steve and Danny then went to the scene of the crime where Kono and Chin were waiting them around a covered body:
S-So what do you found?
K- His name is Billy Keats, a professional polo player
D- I still can't believe there is a polo team in Hawaii
S- You like polo ?
D- Yeah a bit
K- As I said he was a professional polo player but we missed some parts of his body
D-What do you mean?
Kono lifted the sheet and the body in question simply hadn't ... any more head! At the sight of the body Danny had a retching and immediately clutching his stomach in the hope not to vomit, Kono noticed and said:
K-Danny you okay? I didn't know you did not like to see dead bodies' sorry man,
D-No, it's nothing I'm fine don't worry
But it was too late, the sight of the decapitated body and the awful stench was too much for him:
D-Excuse me just a minute
The detective run himself to vomit behind a palm tree, Kono watched Steve and asked him:
K-What happens to him?
Steve pretended to know nothing and once Danny income they went to Max who had the missing part of the body.
After going to see the fortuneteller, Kono watched Danny drive and insisted in order to know what happened to him:
K-Danny tell me what happens
D-What?
K-You threw up this morning, I know you do not like the dead bodies but still you never reacted like this and when the fortuneteller tell them that we will be happy and have a lot of children you were blushing
D-I have nothing I already told you that I'm fine just a bit sick that's all
K-No, you're not okay listen since you came back here you have mood swings, you vomit and the cookies box that I kept in my stash had disappears and I know it's you I have seen you and I would like to know what happens to you because it's seems like you behave like a ...
The brunette suddenly stopped and went actually realize that Danny was behaving like a pregnant woman:
D-Like what I act like what?
K-No forget it, I said anything
Kono said no more, no sure if she had seen right, it is right that there are some fertile cereal on the island but as Danny ate no Hawaiian dish he could not be pregnant but with Danny's lucky anything could happen.
Arrived at HQ after the small bathing Steve had in a poisoned river, Danny rushed into the office of his lover who was coming out a needle to get a tetanus shot, the brunette looked up at him and the blond spoke:
D- I can't believe you jump in a poisoned water Steven!
S-You could have help me you know
D-And we would have had two tetanus shots? No thank you because frankly I did not want to jump into a poisoned river to catch up someone
S-Partners in all things he said
D-Stop with this sentence!
Steve began to undo his pants and Danny says:
D-Wow what you doing, you cannot just do it in the arm as a human being?
S-You know what you are a sissy so turn around or put your hands on your face
D-And lose the sight of your ass out of the question
Steve did not reply and thus made his injection and Danny continued:
D-You are not going to blame me for not jumping in that river aren't you?!
S-I still say you could have helped me at least to carry him
D-One that was a poisoned river and two I'm pregnant
K-What? I knew it!
Steve and Danny turned to see Kono who had a huge smile on his face:
S-You could not knock before entering?
K-And missing the good news like this one, I did well not to hit! Oh my God you're going to be parents! Hum wait a minute it is Steve's baby right Danny?
D-In your opinion? There's only him to make me eat a radioactive cereal
K-This is great guys! And if you look for a godmother I'm interested and when do you go tell the others?
S-We had planned to tell you today and invite all you at Kamekona's stand tonight
K-I promise to be surprised when you'll announce it
S-Thank you and why did you come here, did you find something?
K-Uh... Yeah I must just show you what I found
Kono returned and Danny grabbed Steve's arm before he joins her:
D-Do you really want to tell them today?
S-Yes Danno, I want all of them to know about it
D- You know that I have still not told Grace about it right?
S-Do not worry, we both tell her when she will be there
D- Oh I imagine the scene that night, the rest of the team, Kamekona and your ex-girlfriend gathered around a table and us ready to tell them we're having a baby, Catherine will not like it
S- Don't care about what she think
D-If you say so
S-Well here we go we have a case to solve
Danny nodded and kissed him when Doris appeared to HQ:
S-Mom? I told you to stay safe what you doing to HQ?
Do- I need to talk to you in private
D-Okay I'll leave you alone
Danny left, closing the door of the office of Steve and Doris spoke first:
Do-You two kissing at job is not highly recommended you know
S-It rarely happens and it's not your business and if you went instead to what you want to tell me because I have a case to solve
Do-All right, I would just say I do not want to have protection Steve
S-You have to be safe
Do-I spent 20 years on the run I can fend for myself I don't need to have an agent hidden somewhere outside my door and Catherine to watch all my actions
S-This is for you that I do this
Do-You don't even know if Wo Fat is still in Hawaii
S-So what? It's just a precaution Mum
Do-Ok, if you say so
Doris was about to leave when Steve called out:
S-In fact, tonight we all go to stand Kamekona if you want you can come to get acquainted with the others as you want to stay here
Do-I told you I was tired of running I'm really done, thank you for the invitation
S-You're welcome
Doris left and the ex-Navy SEAL and went to see what Kono had found as information.
After solving the case, Steve went to get his mother and then took her to Kamekona's stand, in their way Steve ask the thorny question to his mother:
S-Why did not you kill him?
Do-Who?
S-Wo Fat why you did not kill him when you had the chance because we found bullet holes on the floor
Do-I told you why I did not kill him, he fled
S-No, you lied to me so tell me the truth at least once in your life
Do-All right, he jumped on me and tried to shoot me, I stopped him and he fired three shots on the floor while I was trying to disarm him
S-Ok, I'll try to believe you
Arrived at their destination, they left the car and all the others were waiting, when Doris approached she greeted everyone who was happy to finally meet Steve's mother although for the most part they already knew her:
K-We heard a lot about you Mrs.
Do-Oh it does not surprise me
Steve sat next to Danny and said in his ear:
S-I know now why she didn't kill Wo Fat I'll explain to you at home
D-Okay
Kamekona then arrived with trays of fresh shrimps:
Ka-It's on the house, nobody pay
But when Kamekona put a tray in front of Danny latter rejected it, saying:
D-Thanks buddy but I have to be careful of the fish
Ka-Why? You don't like it?
S-Well in fact, Danny and I we want to tell you something
C-Sure come on guys, spill it
S-So, you all ask yourself why Danny was not too much well lately and well it is because in fact ... We're having a baby
D-Yes, I'm pregnant
All looked speechless except Kono and Chin asked with a smile:
C-But... How? When?
D He made me eat a fertile cereal and knocked me up just after
Doris knew what kind of cereal it was, and said:
Do-You make him eat our family recipe is that it?
S-Yes
C-Well all I can say to you is congratulations guys! I'm happy for you, really happy
K-Me too!
Do-Well I must say that bee a grandmother doesn't make me feel younger
Catherine for her part said nothing, too shaken by what she had just heard:
Ca-Well I think I'll go back home, have fun
Then Catherine went and Danny says:
D-That's right get out bitch!
S-Danny!
D-What?
S-You're unbelievable you know that?
D-What she does not like me so I will not be nice to her
S-Make at least an effort
D-She better make an effort too
Steve silenced him with a kiss under the laughter of the others who were really happy for them.
So did you like it ? I hope so because I really like writting this story and translate it in English even if I'm not really good (I'm still a French student) see ya :)