DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN TWILIGHT. BUT ONE DAY I WILL!

I WILL CONTINUE STALKING ( IDONT REALLY) UNTIL

SHE GIVES ME TWILIGHT

UNIL THEN ITS HERS

SAD I KNOW!

Prank Call

Previously

Lauren Bella, Alice and Emmett

Hello…?

Hello this is…

…Gloss Magazine Emmett laughed

OMG really, why are you calling me?

We have looked at you a lot recently

Oh cool [A/N familiar: a similar reaction someone BELLA gave when someone EDWARD said he watch her SLEEP ]

We are making the latest version the magazine, and we need 1 beautiful person

And that's me?

Yes, would you be interested?

HELL YES!...I mean sure…

Okay could you please come to the shoot.

Are you there now?

Yes

It doesn't seem to loud! Shoot. Alice shouted OWW I GOT A PAPER CUT! I made useless clicking noises.

There are, there probably so much, you can't hear. Who would buy that?

Oh okay that makes sense Obviously Lauren!

SO Lauren, is it?

Yes

We could come pick you up at say 6 tonight

Tonight?

Yes sorry for the short notice

That's ok, great, is there anything I need to know?

Well the theme is fluorescent pink

Okay.

*hangs up*

"Good one Emmett," I applauded him. Maybe him knowing wasn't such a bad idea after all.

"Thanks Bella, we need to plan where our fake shoot is!" Emmett exclaimed. Panic struck Emmetts face, "We only have 20 minutes, what happens if we don't make it? O god we need help." hE got all worked up

"CALM DOWN!" I screeched. "Me and Alice will set it up, you just pick her up, and I will text you where we are shooting, ok!" I reasoned. Emmett nodded,

"We need to dress up so she doesn't recognize us. Let's go upstairs, I have brought 3 outfits, two men, and one woman, let's go try them on!" We all rushed upstairs.

5MINUTES LATER

Alice walked down the stairs, I was the first ready, even though they had vampire speed, I picked the tuxedo, I walked up to Alice,

"Hello my name is Giovanni Pizza" I said giggling at my heavy Italian accent.

Alice came and introduced herself.

"Hello I am Peter Pasta." She said shaking my hand.

"Pasta?" I questioned giggling.

"Yes" she said.

"Okay Mr Pasta" I said laughing. " Where is Emmett? EMMETT!!!" Emmett walked down the stairs,

"Why do I have to be the girl?!" He complained. We laughed.

"Shut up now, come and introduce yourself.

"Hello my name is Gemma" Emmett sounded realistically like a girl!

"Maybe Emmett, is a girl!" Alice laughed. Emmett scowled.

"Come on guys let's do this!" I demanded

Emmett walked out,

"Em" I called,

"Yeah?" He questioned. I looked at his phone on the table.

"Take your phone!" I said. Alice laughed. Me and Alice made our way to the 'shoot'.

LPOV

I was watching Americas Next Top Model, trying to get some tips, I mean I was already beautiful, but I wanted to be Rosalie pretty. My phone started vibrating in my pocket. My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard Damn right… I opened it.

Lauren Bella, Alice and Emmett

Hello…?

Hello this is…

…Gloss Magazine OMG!

OMG really, why are you calling me?

We have looked at you a lot recently

Oh cool

We are making the latest version the magazine, and we need 1 beautiful personMy favourite magazine thought I was hot?!

And that's me?

Yes, would you be interested?

HELL YES!...I mean sure…I said cooly

Okay could you please come to the shoot.

Are you there now?I wondered

Yes

It doesn't seem to loud! I then heard someone shout OWW I GOT A PAPER CUT! I then heard clicking noises. Obviously cameras.

There are, there probably so much, you can't hear.

Oh okay that makes sense

SO Lauren, is it? *swueal they know my name.

Yes

We could come pick you up at say 6 tonight

Tonight?

Yes sorry for the short notice

That's ok, great, is there anything I need to know?

Well the theme is fluorescent pink

Okay.

*hangs up*

I jumped up and down. I HAVE TO CALL JESS!

Jess Lauren

Hey Lauren you would NEVER believe what just happened, it is amazing

No wait me first!

Okay quick though

I HAVE BEEN HIRED AS A MODEL!

What magazine

GLOSS

*Squeal*

OMG congratulations, no listen right today---

*Hangs up*

Sorry Jess but I couldn't care about you right now. I thought.

I ran upstairs and put on my fluorescent pink fairy outfit. I LOOKED HOT! There was knock on the door. I swung it open, a big smile on my face. It was Jess, I frowned.

"Nice to see you too Loo!" She said sensing my upset. I apologize.

"I'm sorry Jess but I mean GLOSS!" We squealed. Jess looked at my outfit.

"So do you like it…?" I questioned

"It's…ummm different…?" She said sounding like a question.

"Oh well you don't know fashion. Now can you go, the limo will be here any moment now." I shooed her with my hand. She walked and got in her car, she was about to drive off. But a limo came. "OMG Jess that's my CAR!!" I screamed. The limo drove straight passed me. I ran after it. "Wait I LIVE HERE!!" I screeched, falling in some mud. Shoot I better go get changed. Too late.

"You must be Lauren I am Susan, a model, I am here to pick you up. Come with me" She led me to her mini. WAIT MINI?! [A/N No offence mini owners!] We arrived at the shoot…

As I got there I was greeted by two handsome men. They approached me.

"Hey I'm Giovanni and this is Peter" Giovanni said with a thick Italian accent [A/N that is Bella and Alice btw] "Okay, Lauren stand here" Giovanni said pointing to the place with a green screen. I went there.

"What do I do now?" I said.

"Pose" they said. I started posing, doing irresistible pouts

2HOURS LATER…

"That is enough, I don't want to break the camera!" I glared at Peter.

"I mean with your beauty!" He ammened. I glistened. I went home and decided to go on the computer. I clicked on the Forks High website. I was shocked at what I saw.

BPOV

Me and Alice had set up the shoot, I heard Emmett rental mini park outside. I walked up to Lauren, who was wearing an awful outfit. "Hello I am Giovanni and this is Peter." I introduced. "Okay, Lauren stand here" I said pointing to the place with a green screen. I went there.

"What do I do now?" She said.

"Pose" we said. She started posing, doing resistible pouts. Man she knows how to turn off a women!

2HOURS LATER…

"That is enough, I don't want to break the camera!" IPeter declared. We chuckled. Lauren glared

"I mean with your beauty!" Aliceammened. She smirked. We raced home adjusted the pictures, and sent them onto the school website. *click click POSTED*

LPOV

There were lots of pictures of me, in different backgrounds. There was me kissing a fish. Me with hairy armpits. I was fuming!

I looked at the comments: In the last 5 minutes, it had gotten 250 comments.

OMG is that the Lauren chic from school? Well I guess she aint a chic anymore! I saw what he was reffering to, it was me with male parts. I WAS FUMING! But who would of stole them from Giovanni, Susan and Peter? I KNOW!

I marched to Mike's house. I crashed open the door.

"MIKE YOU ARE DEAD." I went up to him and punched him in the face. His nose started to bleed.

"Maybe it was right." He said in a quietened whisper. I looked curiously.

"What was right?" I asked

"You are a man" He said. I was outraged.

"WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT?!" I screeched.

"You punch like one!" He said

MikePOV

Darkness overcame me.

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