Deadpool: WELCOME, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN TO THE MOST AWESOME FIGHT BETWEEN THE FORCES OF GOOD AND EVIL YOU WILL EVER SEEEEEE! IN THIS CORNER, WEIGHING IN AT... Um, how much does he weigh?
Diablo: Depends on the dimension. In his own dimension, he weighs around one-forty, one-fifty.
Deadpool: Right. TWO THOUSAND POUNDS, THE FIGHTER OF LIGHT, THE ONE WHO RIGHTS THE WRONGS, THE WARRIOR OF JUSTICE, AND THE HERO OF THIS STORY, DB!
Diablo: Do you ever listen to anyone than your own thoughts?
Deadpool: NO I DON'T! AND IN THIS CORNER, WEIGHING IN AT ONE POUND, *Diablo face-palms* THE WITCH OF EVIL, THE DARKEST OF DARK WARRIORS, THE BRINGINGER OF VILE ENTITIES, AND THE ANTAGONIST OF THIS STORY, MIIIIIINNNNNGGGGG!
Diablo: You really need to use whatever brain cells you have to actually think!
Deadpool: BUT THERE IS NO FUN IN THAT! Now let's make sure we have a good clean fight with as many cheap shots, cheats, below the belt punches and blood as we can manage.
Diablo: As least we both hope for the same thing. Enjoy.
Ming turned quickly to see DB standing with his arms crossed and slightly leaning to the left. "H-how?"
DB just shrugged. "I guess you have bad aim." Ming shot another blast at him and it just seemed like he dissappeared a second before it hit, making it collide with the bottom of the thousand steps. Ming went wide eyed. "Up here." They all turned to see DB on top of a building. Ming shot another blast, again missing him. "Over here." He was sitting in a fruit cart, eating an apple. Ming shot again, missing and making the cart explode and a burnt banana peel landed on here head. DB began laughing on top of the building he had made his entrance at. "YOU LOOK JUST LIKE ME WHEN I TRIED USING THE FRUIT CART AS A SPRINGBOARD!" Ming shot again, and again missed. "Over here." She shot at the general direction turning only after she fired the shot. "Nuh uh. Here I am." She did it again. "Up here, now." Another shot and another miss. "Try again." Ming shot again. This time, DB said nothing and she looked around for him and didn't see him. "Behind you." She turned quickly, but her hands were both caught by DB's. "That was fun, but we really need to move along." DB kicked her in the jaw. (A/N: Deadpool: AND THE FIRST HIT GOES TO DB! Diablo: You don't need to announce everything that happens. They can read, you know, so they know what's happening. Deadpool: But, it's more fun to announce what's happening. Diablo: Don't care.)
Ming landed on her feet and got into a fighting stance, as did DB. "You'll die today!" She shot multiple blasts at DB, but he just put up a sheild of fire, making all of them explode just inches from his face.
"I never knew he could do that!" Wayward Son had his mouth gaping, along with the other warriors. Except Matthew, who was grinning from ear to ear like a kid in a candy store and his tounge was hanging out. One could have confused him for an escaped mental patient by the look on his face.
"I'm a bit better than when you sent me on that wild goose chase." DB threw fire blasts at Ming, only to have her dodge them all. When she landed, she was caught off gaurd by another blast, and her ear got singed as she tried to get away.
"I see you're not against surprise attacks."
"Well, a ninja would have seen something like that coming from a mile away."
"You know, he's right." Informant stated it to no one in particular.
"When is my boyfriend not right?"
"Not very often. He isn't perfect, so it makes sense that he'd be wrong every now and then." Informant gave a shrug with his last sentence. Matthew kept his grin on and let out a bit of a creepy chuckle.
Ming and DB charged at each other and they clashed with an explosion of dark and fire. DB blocked a punch to the stomach and threw a kick that shot out fire, though she juped out of the way and swung with her tail to try to hit him, but he ducked like the "Matrix" and then grabed her tail and brought her down to his knee, sending her down the street. She rolled to her feet and used her power to send her quickly towards DB, who simply side stepped her, which sent her into a building. Ming charged again, but with a kick and DB used his righteous fury to launch him into the air to dodge. Ming turned to see him hovering in the air, he then used it to send himself at a speed that broke the sound barrier with a kick towards her, that she somehow dodged, but she was still blown back by the sonic boom, as was the other warriors. Matthew sat up and his grin seemed even wider than before and he let out another creepy chuckle, only this would make even Diablo shudder. (A/N: Diablo: HEY! That is NOT an accurate description of how that grin looks! Deadpool: Wow. You're upset when you aren't in the story. You're upset when you are in the story. There's just no pleasing you, is there? Diablo: First off, I'm not actually in the story. I'm only mentioned in passing. Secondly, I'm upset at the fact of how it was described. Deadpool: It was just to give the readers an idea of what his grin and chuckle were like. It wouldn't necessarily mean that you'd react that way. Diablo :That is actually the most sensible you've ever sounded. Deadpool: I have my moments. BACK TO THE STORY!) DB looked over at Matthew with a raised eyebrow. "Seriously?"
Matthew shook his head a little, removing the grin from his face. "Sorry. It's just that it is so awesome that I couldn't help it."
Ming lunged at DB, and he didn't look and blocked her attack, and as she threw punches and kicks, DB never looked towards her, but blocked all her attacks and continued talking with Matthew. "I can understand excitement at seeing dark magical blasts and firey blasts from Righteous Fury being used against each other, along with a sonic boom being used in the fight, as being interesting, but do you really need to do that creepy chuckle?"
Matthew sat wide eyed for a moment before saying, "How are you able to block her attacks while not even looking?"
"I'm just able to do it. Now, answer the question."
Matthew shook his head a little. "Well, I didn't need to, but I couldn't help it. It was just so interesting."
"I would find it interesting as well, but I wouldn't of let out a creepy chuckle."
"just shows our differences."
"Guess so." He then turned to Ming. "Now, let's finish this." He hit her back with a fire blast from a punch, then he threw fire form his foot with a kick, but she blocked it with a dark shield.
She looked extremely angry. Dark energy was shown in an aura around her and she sunk into the ground slightly, making cracks appear and dakr energy coming out in what looked like flames from the cracks. DB took a step back, but his face was unreadable. "You are going to die." Ming's voice was dark and sounded more demonic.
"Not good." DB's voice was monotone, which, considering the situation, sounded unnatural. The dark energy surrounding Ming begann to take over her form until she looked like a being of pure darkness. "Wow. Didn't see that coming." DB's voice still hadn't changed, which freaked Matthew out a little. "Well, guess it isn't all that bad. I can use some new things I've learned." The fire around DB's feet began to swirl and went up his legs until all but his arms and up was surrounded by a flaming tornado, which began growing. Ming also began growning and let out a roar. "Rawr." DB made a fire claw, the size of his entire body come out of the tornado and fall downwards. "I'm not scared."
"you should be, you weakling."
The others sat up and backed up a little at the scene before them. "Look at who's calling who a weakling. You're the one that started the excessive use of power when you were scared you wouldn't win." DB then had the rest of his body enveloped by the tornado, thogh it looked like his face appeared on the side facing Ming. The tornado charged, as did Ming. Seconds before impact, the tornado double in size and Ming was sucked in. The tornado looked like a mixture of fire and the dark energy that was coming from Ming, until she was shot out at high speeds. She shrunk slightly in size. The tornado then dissappeared, leaving a smirking DB in its place. He walked towards the beast very casually.
Ming sat up and roared, "DIE!"
DB replied in a similar voice, "NOOO!" Ming charged, and the fire enveloped DB, then his limbs began dissappearing, and he was completely gone by the time Ming had slammed her fists into the ground. She looked at the spot confusedly, only to have DB strike her from behind. "You have to admit, that's pretty cool." He got into another fighting stance. Ming charged again, and DB spun around a few times, before unleashing a fire whip, that wrapped around Ming's neck and he flipped her over himself and slammed her into the ground, causing a giant crack to form. He then shot a blast at her, making her shrink again. He walked towards her, not noticing the dark tendrils stretching towards him. It grabbed his feet and before he could react, he was slammed into to walls and thrown down the street. He stood up like nothing even happened and wiped some dust off. He smirked and got into a fighting position. Though he seemed uninjured on the outside, he was screaming in his mind, "MAN THAT HURT LIKE CRAZY! I THINK MY LEG MIGHT HAVE BEEN BROKEN! WOW! I NEVER KNEW ANYTHING COULD HIRT LIKE THIS!"
"IMPOSSIBLE!"
"Nothing's impossible." DB charged at her and she charged at him, only to have him dissappear through a portal before hitting her. She stopped and looked around. "COME OUT YOU COWARD!"
"Okay." A blast of fire hit her head. She looked up, but didn't see anything. She felt another blast of fire. "You'll never find me until I let you."
"SHOW YOURSELF!"
"Okay." She then felt a burning in her back. DB was there and he was going into her back. He was completely enveloped by the darkness and the creature fell to the ground, writhing in pain. Flames began appearing and dissappearing on it, becoming more frequent and larger, until it exploded. DB was standing, but Ming was shot out.
She slammed into something. She turned to see it was Jong. "What are you doing out of there!?"
"Well, the one that was the first and only to ever beat me set me free."
The other warriors stared at him in shock. Tigress voiced the question, "WHAT IS THAT!?"
Db shrugged and replied. "Not sure. But, his name is Jong. I recently fought him. And then I freed him from where I fought him at. Oh. I didn't notice his battle ax until now."
Jong brought out his ax and said, "now, you're gonna pay." Ming got her blast ready and was about to fire, when Jong touched the front of his ax to her forehead and a black glow surrounded Ming and when it left, so did her blast. "now, you can't use it." She tried to run, but he grabbed her and the two dissappeared in a swirl of what seemed to be words and they entered the scroll, which then burst to flames, revealing a picture.
DB looked at the picture, which was Ming being locked away forever and being kept under the gaurd of Jong, who was smiling. "Well, seems like we won't have to worry about her for a while." He then turned to the others. "I know you have a lot of questions, but that can wait." He walked up to Wan and gave her a kiss. "how I've been longing for that." Wan chuckled and blushed, which was covered by her mask. "Now, let's have a day to ourselves." The two then just dissappeared.
Wayward Son smirked. "Seems like he has a new ability."
mountain overlooking valley
DB and Wan appeared on the mountain. "Well, that certainly makes dates easier to get to." DB and Wan chuckled. "Now, where did you learn that?"
DB chuckled and sat down crosslegged, and motioned for Wan to sit on his lap, which she did and he wrapped his arms around her and rested his head on her shoulder. "Ahh, Wan. Have you never heard the expression, 'A magician never reveals his secrets'?"
"I have, but you're not a magician."
"No? Then, how can I do this?" He brought a flower out of seemingly nowhere. Wan just chuckled and gave him a kiss on his head while taking the flower. DB smiled, as closed his eyes in rememberance.
Flashback, where DB fought Jong
"WAIT!" DB turned around ready to fight. Jong didn't get up, but began to chuckle. "I guess you are the one meant to beat me. I guess I never should have underestimated you." Jong began to stand up slowly and DB dropped his fighting stance. "The second thing I was told about my first defeat was that he would have something called Righteous Fury. I was told to train him in it. Mind demonstrating it?" DB smiled and closed his eyes. After a few seconds, fire came from his hands. Jong whistled at it. "Impressive." He snapped his fingers and a parchment appeared. "This is a list of things that I am told to train you on. The first, is teleportation, then a fire tornado. We'll work our way down the list, alright?"
"fine by me."
End flashback
"So, that's how you learned!"
DB was startled, then mock glared at Wan. "Did you watch that flashback by breaking the fourth wall?"
"Yes. I was curious, so I broke the fourth wall to see what happened."
"I just hope no one else broke the fourth wall to find out."
Valley of Peace
"GUYS!" Everyone looked to Wayward Son. "I broke the fourth wall to see how DB learned those things and he was taught by Jong."
Po began to ask, "What's th-"
Wayward Son held up his hand to stop him. "If you don't know, don't worry."
Po looked confused. Tigress gave him a small kiss on the cheek. "I'll tell you later tonight."
"As long as you're not too busy making out with him." Mantis got smacked and recieved many glares, through which he hid and Monkey tried to stifle his laughter.
With DB and Wan
"Why must they break my hopes?" Wan simply chuckled and gave him another kiss.
Location unkown
There were two figures watching what was happening on a screen of some sorts. A feminine voice asked, "Father, will i be sent now?" Her voice was monotone.
"Yes. Be careful." The masculine voice was one that seemed caring and wasn't monotone. The femine being turned into a ball of light and flew off. The masculine voice sighed. "Perhaps this mission of hers will help her, as much as him." The masculine figure also turned into a ball of light and flashed away.
With DB and Wan
The two were watching the last hours of the day dissappear, when a ball of light appeared. DB quickly turned to it and bowed, sending Wan onto her face. "You need not bow." Wan got up and glared at DB.
He reubbed the back of his head, while the ball of light chuckled. "Sorry, but I rarely see Jesus in person, even though he's a ball of light, not really in his person form, but you get what I mean. Why are you here?"
"i am here to tell you that a challenge is coming that will test everything you have, but you will not face it alone." The ball of light dissappeared.
"Really? That's...That's all I get?"
"DB, it was all he wanted to give you."
"Ya. Kind of like with the Bible. Only given what he wanted to give us."
"Let's just watch the night sky before we go back." The two returned to their former position. Soon, a shooting star passed through the sky, though it seemed to just continue. "Make a wish."
"I wish I was given more insight as to what he meant. You know I don't believe that mumbo, jumbo, right?"
"It's just for fun." Wan and DB chuckled.
The end?
Deadpool: OOOHHH! The author really left it open for another part to it!
Diablo: Si. I also got a message from him that, though this is the last chapter, another chapter is going up as a preview for something he has planned for the future. Though, he's not sure how far into the future, just that it is something big.
*I come in* Me: Yes, and both of you will be present during the preview, though I will be the only one hosting it.
Deadpool: So, I'm finally going to be in one of your stories without just being a host?
Me: Yes, but it won't be anything important.
Deadpool: As long as I'm in there!
Me: I'm mainly doing this as sort of a promise to you guys that something big IS coming, just not sure when. The preview will give you a good view of what's going on without really spoiling it all. Well, review!