Artie,
I will NOT piss off. I'll buy you some pencils when I get over there, if you're in such a desperate need of them. I don't think you're fine Artie, when you drink it usually means you're upset. Why can't you ever just tell me what's wrong? I worry about you dude!
I'm about to head to the airport now. Don't try going into any pubs until I get there and can properly supervise you. Who knows what frenchy will try to do?
I'm not trying to entertain any hero fetish I totally don't have. I'm really worried about you Iggy...
I'll break it down,
Alfred F. Jones
P.S. Then try being a little more happy about it.
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Alfred;
No, seriously, I'm fine. Do you honestly think I could respond to all these damn letters intoxicated? And I drink all the damn time, it's called being an alcoholic. It's 3 o' clock on a Monday Alfred, do you seriously think any are open? And I don't need bloody 'supervision' you sod, I'm a grown man. Stop worrying already you git.
Don't you dare,
Arthur Kirkland
P.S. Wanker