(Author's Note: Sorry this was so late. I was busy working on three other fanfics, including Vampire Assassin. Speaking of VA, I made a new video about that fanfic, the link to it is posted on my profile. Plus I was busy with real life, but yeah, I managed to get this done, and this is the last chapter. Enjoy while you watch Mary Sue get what she deserves.)
"Mary Sue," Muffy said. "You're already done enough damage to this story. From now on, you will no longer be the narrator. This story will now be told in third person."
"NOOOOO!11" cried Mary Sue. "Dey ned me & mi awesum naratig stile!111"
Muffy waved her hand, like she was doing the Jedi mind trick, but this time it wasn't a trick; it was all real. Canon was restored back to the PJOverse.
Percy realized how stupid he was when he 'dumped' Annabeth for the sue, so he apologized to her, and she accepted. Rachel was now the camp oracle, Jason was no longer a lovesick puppy who would do anything for Mary Sue, and he apologized to Reyna (his true love), and she kissed him. Piper was also back to normal, but when she realized that Jason no longer loved her, she shot herself in the head (and in the Heroes of Olympus series, she was replaced by Bob the half-blood son of Michael Bay, the god of explosions, but we're not talking about that right now). Things that shouldn't exist in the PJOverse (like lightsabers and GoffTron the GoffBot) disappeared, and the chracters that should have been dead (like Luke) fell to the ground.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!1111" screamed the sue. "Wat da fuuk r u dong? Ur ruining everyfing!111"
"Correction, Mary Sue, you've ruined everything," Muffy said. "I'm correcting your mistakes."
Mary Sue tried to shoot spells at Muffy, but nothing happened, she had lost all her powers. Muffy then snapped her fingers, and Mary Sue found herself tied up with a her mouth duct taped shut. Muffy waved her hand again, and the gods teleported back to camp. Hecate (who was now alive) was there too.
All of them wondered why they would they would even offer Mary Sue such an awesome job in the first place, but they couldn't come up with an answer (even Athena was stumped).
"Now then, Mary Sue, I've got a punishment for you," Muffy said. She snapped her fingers and a spaceship appeared. She opened the spaceship door, and she kicked Mary Sue inside.
"PLZ DON'T DOO DYS!11" Mary Sue cried (but her perfect waterproof makeup wasn't damaged. "DON'T THR0W DYS SPACESHIP (WIF MEE IN IT) IN2 DA SUNN!111"
"Why would I do that?" Muffy asked.
The spaceship took off. In a matter of minutes, it traveled light years away into the center of the Milky Way galaxy, where it went through a black hole.
"OH N0!111" Mary Sue said. "NO I CANT GO BACKK 2 CRAMP!111"
When it came out of the black hole, the spaceship landed on another planet. The door opened, and Mary Sue's ropes and tape magically disappeared. She stepped outside, but the moment she did that, she was handcuffed by…..(wait for it, wait for it) an earthling! (Or at least he looked like one.)
"Ugh, another one of these sues," he muttered. "Well, come along, this is where you'll stay for the rest of your life."
"Watt is dis palace?" Mary Sue asked, as she followed him. She saw a lot of beautiful people, looking like they're being tortured, including a girl about her age with silky blond hair that glowed like the sun, and sapphire blue eyes being forced to listen to Justin Bieber 24/7 at maximum volume, and another girl (about 17) with ebony black hair and blue eyes like limpid tears being forced to wear preppy clothing from Abercrombie & Bitch (I mean Finch), Hollister, and American Eagle.
"This," explained the guy. "Is the place where Mary Sues all eventually end up. I guess you can say it's the fields of punishment for sues like you."
He pointed to the 'goffick' girl in preppy clothing. "That's Evony, no it's Enovy, no Egogy, no wait, her name's Tara, wait I think it's Eboby, but it could be En00by…oh I don't know! Nobody ever gets get name right!"
He then pointed to the blond girl. "That's Sapphire Jade Scarlett Rosie Arwyn Nightshade, the kind sweet girl next door who was kidnapped, abused, and adopted, and was really a princess from the nonexistent kingdom of MarySueTopia."
He led her to a wooden chair. She sat down, and metal chains came out of nowhere, and they tied her to the chair. She sitting was in front of five large, flatscreen TVs. The guy turned the fist TV on, and Barney was on. He turned the second TV on, and there was Dora the Explorer, he turned the third TV on, and there was In The Night Garden, he turned the fourth TV on, and there was Caillou, he turned the fifth TV on, and there was Go Diego Go.
"This is your punishment, Mary Sue," he said, as he turned the volume up to maximum. "You will now watch baby shows like those right there 24/7 for the rest of your life, and yes you have to watch them all at the same time!"
"NOOO!11" cried Mary Sue. "I DON'T DESERVE DIS!111"
But the guy ignored her, as he put on his earplugs, and Mary Sue knew that she was screwed.
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Meanwhile, back at Camp Half-Blood, everything was back to normal, Percy and Annabeth were training, Reyna and Jason were in the Zeus cabin reading old manga books (and if their dyslexia got in there way, the pictures helped them understand what was going on in the story), Leo was watching Transformers 3 on his DVD player, and Rachel was playing trying to predict the future. Everything at camp was back to normal, but it was kind of different on Olympus. The gods had agreed to be on a reality show called part-time therapy with Dr. Drew….because let's face it, those guys need it.
I guess that's it-
"Wait!" interrupted Harry Styles (Muffy teleported them out of camp after she dealt with Mary Sue). "You know how Rick Riordan always ends a story with some shocking event at the end?"
"Yeah?" said Zayn.
"Let's do that right now!" said Liam.
"All right," said Niall. "I guess the audience should know about this. WE'RE ALL GAY!"
"Yeah!" said Harry. "We're gay!"
"And I'm actually dating Harry!" Louis said.
"Oh yeah, that's a shocker," Muffy said sarcastically. "I bet we're all surprised abou that…Well in that case, I guess that's it. This story is
FINISHED.
