A/N: Brain child.

And because Tomo never gets enough love in my stories.

Enjoy~

"Okay boys, we're off to do some… official stuff!" Dana smiled at Shannon and Jared as they sat on the couch of their LA apartment. Tomo had discreetly left 10 minutes ago. Tiffany was decked out in black jeans, a black t-shirt, and black sunglasses smirked at the boys.

"Official… why don't I like the sound of that?" Jared shook his head but let the girls leave. Taking the stairs two at a time, the girls ran to catch up to Tomo.

"Look!" Dana whispered/shouted pointing up ahead. Tomo, his long hair flowing behind him in the wind, was looking both ways before crossing the street. After he safely passed, the girls ran up to the crosswalk to stalk him from there. He walked casually through the streets; the only fuss he was causing was the occasional scandalous glance from a conservative mother.

"Is that… a jewelry store?" Tiffany's face scrunched up in confusion as Tomo went into a store. They ran up and pressed their faces against the glass. Inside, Tomo and the owner were looking at something in the glass cases.

"Ohmygosh!" Dana gasped, pulling away from the window. Tiffany gave her an odd look, prompting her to continue. "He's looking for a ring!"

"A ring?" Tiffany still looked confused.

"Engagement ring for Vicki." Dana explained further, an excited smile on her face. As realization hit Tiffany, excitement built in her too.

"We should help him." She started but Dana stopped her.

"No! Our mission is to stalk, not engage, the target." Dana sighed. Glancing in the window again, she inhaled sharply and grabbed Tiffany's arm. "Target's moving!" She muttered, pulling into the street. They ran into the path of two taxis who narrowly avoided hitting them.

"Fuck you! You almost got us killed!" Tiffany shrieked as they safely made it to the other side of the street. Sticking out her tongue in response, Dana watched as Tomo left the store.

A few blocks, and another couple near-death experiences with manholes and taxis, Tomo disappeared into another jewelry store. This one bigger and more crowded. Crossing the street, Dana and Tiffany slipped into the store.

"Look at this ring!" Tiffany gasped as she pointed to a small ring inset with a rainbow topaz stone. "It's beautiful but look at that price! $4000 for this tiny rock?" The comment earned her a glare from the man working behind the glass cases. Moving on, they passed by Tomo without even realizing.

"Girls, what are you doing here?" Tomo sighed. Freezing at the counter, Dana and Tiffany turned to Tomo with wide-eyed looks.

"RUN!" Tiffany shouted, making everyone in the store freak out. Grabbing Tiffany's arm, Dana pulled the freaking out girl out of the store.

"Back to the apartment!" She shouted, letting go of Tiffany. "Split up!" Dana leapt in front of another taxi, practically asking to be killed. It slammed on the brakes as she ran across the street and disappeared in the flow of people. Glancing back, Tiffany saw Tomo run after her.

"Jared!" She screamed, throwing open the door to the apartment. Both Jared and Shannon jumped out of their skins.

"What? What's wrong, baby?" He asked, rushing to Tiffany's side, concerned. "Both you and Dana burst in here. What's going on?"

"Dana? Where is she?"

"She hid herself as soon as she got in here."

"TIFFANY! DANA!" Tomo bellowed up the stairs to the apartment. Eyes widening, Tiffany ran into Tomo's room and opened his closet. Inside was Dana.

"My hiding spot, get the fuck out!" She snapped, closing the doors again. Tiffany dove to the floor and hid under his bed. Just in time to see Tomo's sneakers come into the room.

"You ladies want to explain why you were following me?" Tomo asked, walking cautiously in his room. He threw open his closet doors. From Tiffany's vantage point she couldn't see Dana. She must have buried herself deeply into his junk.

"I will find you. And you will pay." He left his room to search other rooms. Slowly, Dana emerged, covered in Tomo's junk. Climbing out from under the bed, the two girls sighed and collapsed on his bed.

"AH HA!" Tomo jumped back out and scared them. Screaming, they ran from the room, leaping into their boyfriend's arms.

"Protect me, Jared!"

"Don't let him eat me!"

"What the hell is going on?" Jared asked, holding Tiffany close, her face buried in his chest. Tomo glared at the girls.

"They were following me. Why?" He asked, crossing his arms and raising an eyebrow. Dana pouted at him, trying to act sweet.

"We just wanted to know where you go every day. You never seem to be here." She told him, Tiffany nodding from her warm spot in Jared's arms.

"I go to see Vicki. I thought that was obvious." Tomo replied, confused. Both girls looked at each other for a moment before bursting out laughing.

"I told you it wasn't a mystery!"

"No, I was the one who said he visited Vicki!"

"Bitch, I called it."

"Whore! I am the one who nailed it right on the head!"

"I prefer 'free prostitute'!"

And it only took a kiss from the Leto brothers to stop their fighting.