The next chapter of Metal Gear Merc.
Snake and Deadpool stand before the enabled Metal Gear.
"You're too late, Snake!" Jackal informs form inside Metal Gear, "You can't stop me now!"
The machine takes a step foward.
Snake pulls out Deadpool's stinger and gets out of it's path, but Deadpool just stands.
"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" Deadpool yells, extending his hand.
The large foot of the machine drops down upon him.
"DEADPOOL!" Snake yells.
The foot raises to reveal a large foot-print where Deadpool lays.
"ouch." comes a fainted reply.
Snake aims at Metal Gear and fires, hitting the machine in one of it's legs. Metal Gear was still standing.
The machine opens fire on Snake. Snake is hit in the arm and the side by two bullets, he hides behind a crate. But the crate is soon smashed by the foot of Metal Gear. Snake takes aim and fires again, this time at the torso of the machine. It seems to do some damage, as the machine stumbles back. Snake fires again, it causes more damage. The machine leaps forward, causing a large shake. The shake causes Snake to fall, dropping the stinger. But before Snake could pick it back up, the large foot of Metal Gear is brought down on it. Snake has no other weapon that's strong enough to bring down Metal Gear from a distance. He then decides that he needs to get Deadpool. So, he pulls out a flash grenade and throws it at Metal Gear. When it goes off, he quickly runs over to Deadpool and drags him behind a crate.
"Where did you go?" Jackal questions when he can't spot Snake.
Snake tries to wake up Deadpool, "Wake up!' he orders.
"Sweet titties!" Deadpool says waking up.
"Wha... listen!" Snake growls, "The stinger is destroyed, so I need your help to bring it down."
"Huh, sounds easy enough." Deadpool replies.
"What do you call hard?" Snake questions.
"Watching the Twilight movies." Deadpool answers.
"I swear, if I every find a way to kill you, I will." Snake informs.
"Good to know." Deadpool replies, "Now, what's the plan."
"Okay, I need you to take him from the front." Snake explains.
Deadpool giggles a little with a smile appearing through his mask.
"Then, I'm going to reach around." Snake explains.
Deadpool giggles more, his face now looks like this :3.
"Then you're going to teleport behind him, and we're both gonna take him from the rear." Snake finishes.
Deadpool bursts into laughter.
"What the hell are you laughing at?" Snake growls.
"Its nothing." Deadpool replies.
"Let's get to work!" Snake informs.
Deadpool jump out from hiding and charges at Metal Gear, with his katanas drawn. He attacks the machine, while Snake sneaks around to get behind it. Metal Gear fires at Deadpool, he tries to aviod the bullets. He lands on a crate, "HA, you missed!" he mocks. Just then, blood sprays out from a bunch of holes all over Deadpool's body.
"DEADPOOL, NOW!" Snake yells.
Deadpool teleports behind the machine, where he cuts three holes in Metal Gear's back. Snake throws grenades in the holes, then they take cover. The grenades go off inside of the machine, destroying it.
"Its over." Snake states.
"Not quite." Deadpool informs.
All of a sudden, Jackal teleports in front of Snake and kicks him in the side of the head, knocking him to the ground. He then grabs Deadpool's head and leaps up to ram his knee into Deadpool's face.
"I'll kill you both with my bare hands!" Jackal yells.
"There's always one more boss battle after Metal Gear." Deadpool informs Snake.
"How do you know these things?" Snake questions.
"I've played all of the games." Deadpool answers.
"SHUT UP!" Jackal demands, kicking Deadpool in the face.
"Its over, Jackal." Snake informs, "Metal Gear's gone."
"I don't need Metal Gear!" Jackal replies, "I never needed Metal Gear!"
"What are you talking about?" Snake questions.
"Metal Gear was a cover up!" Jackal answers, "I'm the true weapon of this operation!"
"What?" Snake replies, confused, "You're insane!"
"You see, when I joined Weapon X, I was given powers greater than any of the others." Jackal explains, "Powers that would be used for the government. With these powers, I've slaughtered millions alone."
"Do you have the power to make things explode?" Deadpool asks.
"No." Jackal replies.
"Damn, that would have been cool." Deadpool informs.
"And now, I will use these powers to kill both of you!" Jackal states
"Well, it will have to wait till the next chapter." Deadpool tells Jackal.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Jackal orders.
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