Not My Name

by vivichichan-01

If you played the game, you know that Snow screams Serah's name a lot. This is just a little humorous thing that takes place after Snow proposes. I'm also adding things I think are silly in here so it isn't just about Snow and Serah.

12. behind the scenes

Fang and Vanille

SO I got this idea from Pulse99, so u can thank him. But Fang and Vanille are like TOTAL opposites and they're friends. So this is sorta like 'Behind the Scenes of Final Fantasy XIII' ENJOY!

(This is at the part where Vanille gets her Eidolon or whatever.)

"DON'T SAY THAT!!" Vanille said to Fang who repeatedly said it was her fault.

"But it is. I ruined this place."

"I bet you did," Vanille mumbled under her breath.

"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!" Fang's face turned bright red and Vanille's did too.

"IT IS YOUR FAULT!!"

"YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO ACT ALL SAD AND CRAP!!!"

"CUT!" The director yelled."You two are supposed to be friends!"

"I CAN'T BE FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE WHO THINKS THEY'RE TOUGH BUT THEY'RE ALL SMILES AND SUNSHINE!!"

"I'M STRONGER THAN THAT YOU LITTLE-"

"STOP ARGUING AND FORGET IT! I KNEW WE SHOULD'VE GONE WITH TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE!!"

"Yea, you should have. These two don't have ANYTHING in common. Of course you're gonna get a couple chic fights."

"SHUT UP SNOW!" Vanille shouted very angrily slapping Snow's face. Snow, being a moron, retaliated and punched Vanille's face.

"Oops I uh..." Snow tried apologizing to Vanille (emphasis on TRIED) but she only cried harder. The only person who found this amusing was Lightning.

"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! YOU GUYS DON'T KNOW CRAP!! YOU WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO IF THE ANSWER SLAPPED YOU IN THE FACE!!" Lightning was rolling on the floor, her sides and cheeks were in pain but she felt great with all the laughter going around. Sazh thought about what was going on and started laughing too.

"Heh, heh heh. Heh. Hee hee hee. Ha ha ha ha. HA HA HA HA HA!!" Sazh was soon rolling on the floor with Lightning. "HA SHE'S SO RIGHT!! YAL SUCH-"

"TAKE 3!!!!!" The director yelled angrily trying to get everyones attention. Nobody listened and Snow continued trying to apologize (moron wont just say sorry) Vanille continued crying, Fang continued boasting about herself, Sazh and Light continued rolling on the floor, and Hope which nobody noticed was sitting at a table wearing a mask. (hee hee hee.) Vanille screamed and everyone looked at what she was looking at and screamed.

"THERE'S A TRIBE GUY IN THE BUILDING!!" Everyone screamed and ran to the exit (and so did Hope not realizing he's what they're afraid of) and they all left the set.

THE END! I didn't kill Fang like I kinda wanted to cuz I kill her too much. And once again, I got this idea from Pulse99.