Sorry this one is on the short side, but I had this idea and I had to get it out, it looked much longer when I typed it up on my ipod. I am looking to pursue another fic idea which I hope will be a multi-chapter fic that I can complete so I have 2 other ideas and they will be chapters 13&14 let me know which one you want first:
1. Derek's just not into threesomes
2. It's all Mark's fault
This one is for Internazionale2010
"Meredith what's wrong?" Derek asked as they exited their patient's room.
"You don't want to know," Meredith answered.
"I always want to know," He said with a sly grin.
"Your ex-wife is a psycho."
"Why do you think she's my ex-wife?" He joked, smiling that McDreamy smile as he tried to charm his former dirty mistress/girlfriend. The intern couldn't help but smile in response to her bosses comment. "Why is she a psycho?" He eventually asked.
"Trust me, you don't want to know." The woman replied. He pleaded with her, begging her to please tell him, he wanted a laugh at Addison's expense.
"You really wanna know?" She questioned in the same tone she'd used on George before telling him that she was carrying a severed penis in a cooler. He nodded excitedly. "She stole my vibrator and threw it away. Apparently I'm not allowed to have orgasms without her. It's not like I'm sleeping with someone else, she's jealous of a piece of plastic. It was a good vibrator and she just threw it away, I'd just replaced the batteries and everything."
"You're right, I didn't want to know," Derek responded. But As he tried to escape the uncomfortable conversation he ran straight into his ex-wife. He could only back away from her nervously, stuttering an apology while his face was redder than her hair.
"What's wrong with him?" Addison asked Meredith as Derek made his escape.
"Trust me, you don't want to know."