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Emmett is going to die.
I jumped to my feet, and ran after Emmett. I was gaining on him, and he looked back, and his smile disappeared.
I grinned evilly. I got an idea.
I pictured myself with devil horns, and snapped my fingers. I snickered, when Emmett fell to the ground laughing. I smiled, and decided to kill Emmett in a different way.
I grinned, and ran up to Emmett and Rosalie's room. Before I could knock on the door, Rose called, "Come in."
I grinned, and stepped in, "Hey, Rose." I said.
She narrowed her eyes at me, "You're up to something." She accused.
"How'd ya know?" I asked, puzzled.
She grinned, "The horns." She pointed towards them.
I grinned, and saw Alice walk by the room, she took a look at my horns, and smiled, "Nice horns." Then she walked away.
I sighed, "Thanks." I turned to Rosalie, "What were we talking about, again?"
She grinned, "Your horns." She replied.
I pictured myself with a halo. I snapped my fingers, and Rosalie suddenly burst into a fit of laughter.
I grinned at her, she calmed down, "Okay, what did you want me to do?"
"I want you to punish Emmett for tripping me."
"Okay, how?"
"Ban him from any sexual contact. And then walk around the house in sexy outfits, forcing him to suffer greatly."
She grinned, "Okay, but I want just one thing."
"What?" I asked, skeptically.
"I want a pair of those horns."
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