Lexeaus quickly lost the control he had and kicked the blond into the wall "Jack-ass! Did you even LISTEN to him?! Marluxia tried to R-A-P-E-D him! Rape! NONE CONSENTUAL SEX! And then you start screaming at him for some stupid SHIT and HIT him!"

Lexaeus' pov!-

Lexaeus glared down at Demyx "Go back to your room number nine." He then turned around and walked back into his room.

As soon as the brunette closed the door he was greeted with the sight of Zexion dancing to 'Hey Juliet' and singing some of the lyrics.

"I think you're fine
You really blow my mind
Maybe someday, you and me can run away
I just want you to know
I wanna be your Romeo
Hey Juliet…"

Zexion stopped as soon as he noticed the Silent Hero staring from the door way. The bluenette gave an embarrassed blush and then walked over to Lexaeus "Who was it Lex- Oh my god! You have a nose bleed! Are you alright!? Light headed!? Maybe we should take you to Vexen…"

"Oh-h, it's nothing don't worry about it…"

"You sure?"

"Yes Zexion…"

Zexion smiled up at him again "Alright! So who was it Lexy?" Lexaeus smiled back at Zexion "Ohh….Umm it was…Larxene! She wanted to know if we saw Xigbar…She caught him going through her room and…" he let the sentence lead off 'Worst. Lie. Ever.' he thought to himself. "So…When did Even say he would get back?"

Zexion shrugged "He didn't really say…Maybe he's back in his room now! Come-on Lexy! Let's go check!!!!"

Lexaeus laughed at the over exited bluenette "Fine, lets go." He walked down the hallway with the Schemer, whose mood seemed to have improved greatly, to Vexen's door.

"Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time…"

Zexion blushed at the song passing through the door and walls, then knocked loudly on the door "…Vexen…?"

The Hero and Schemer heard a quick shuffling in the room. The door soon opened, and the Academic pulled them both in and slammed the door closed again "You will both say NOTHING about the music that you heard coming from my room. Understand?"

The two of them nodded fiercely "Wow Vexen…No idea you liked The Bloodhound Gang…" Zexion said, and both he and Lexaeus started laughing. Vexen blushed "If your just here to complain about my music, leave!"

"calm down Vexen…Zexion wanted to see if you were back yet so we could…I don't know…hang out?" Zexion nodded to his friend and mentor "Pleasssssseee Even…You're always so busy! We never get to see each other anymore!"

Vexen let out a loud sigh "Fine…" He moved over to a small refrigerator and opened it, he brought at three bottles of rum "…But I'm going to need alcohol to deal with you two…" He hands two of the bottles to them, and then sits on his bed.

The three of them open up the bottles and take a deep drink of the alcohol, then set the bottles down on a small table. "So did he tell you what happened Lexaeus?"

The Silent Hero nodded and put his arm around Zexion's shoulders, pulling him closer "Yeah, he did…poor little guy…" Zexion pouted up at Lexaeus "I'm not that little!"

Vexen and Lexaeus both looked at him "Yes you are Zexion…" they said in unison. Vexen continued "Only Roxas and Namine are shorter, and there just kids…"

"Vexen! Your so mean!" Zexion glared at the Academic, who started laughing "You also act like a little kid sometimes Zexion…No offense."

Zexion quickly chugged the remainder of him rum, and sighed "You guys are jack asses…" Lexaeus looks at Zexion "What did I do Ienzo?" Zexion looked back up at him "You called me short to! Don't deny it! And you wouldn't listen to me when I said to go to Vexen for that nose bleed!"

Lexaeus blushed and looked away from Vexen "Ahh… So Lexy had a nose bleed…What where you doing at the time Zexion?"

"Well…I was dancing to Hey Juliet…" Vexen burst out laughing, and Lexaeus tried to make himself invisible, while Zexion looked in-between the two "what's so funny Even?"

"Nothing Ienzo, you'll learn when your older…" Lexaeus looked between the two "Hey…Why do you two never call me Aeleus?"

The blond and the bluenette both looked at each other "Cause It's to hard to say!!" they both told the Silent Hero.

YAY! Drunken Orgy members!

That's also why I never type Lexy's real name . it's so much more complicated…and I keep trying to spell it like Eleasus… .

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