The One Who Would Not Be Named: YAY CHALLENGES! WOH!
Depthmon: Not excatly...
TOWWNBN: Huh?
Band Geek 99: Yeah I send him a chapter and he's putting it only he added Flashbacks and added stuff and...(Grudgenly) Changed the song
The Deimon Commender From Hell: HAH! What loser!
BG99: Oh yeah? Your the singer
TDCFH:...
BG99: Yeah that's right
TDCFH: (Begings to chase her with a machine gun)
Depthmon:...So um let's begin!
"This is so stupid," Landon complained, following Tai, Matt, and Natalie into the basement of the Blue Dorm."Why am I stuck with you?!"
"Hey, it's not like I ASKED to be paired with you two idiots," Natalie snapped back. The two and their team mates entered a Band Contest. The only reason he joined was because the prize is 10,000 dollars EACH
Deep down, this hurt the teenager. He hadn't gotten over the crushing of his heart. To hide his true feelings, he rolled his eyes and went towards the drum set. "I guess I'll play drums."
"No!" Natalie cried and tackled him, witch he liked because she was on top of him "THE DRUMS ARE MINE, DAMMIT!"
Landon scuttled away from her. "Okay, okay! Then I'll play guitar."
"Sorry, dude, I'm playing guitar," Tai said.
"Bass?""Nope. Bass is mine," Matt said, pointing to himself.
Landon glared at nothing. "Damn. Now I have to sing."
Natalie snickered. "Yeah, sucks to be you, doesn't it?" She sat down and went into a light, easy jazz beat.
Matt cocked an eyebrow. "Is that the only thing you know how to do?"
"No." She flung her drumstick at him, whacking him in the nose. "I can do that, too."
"DAMN THAT HURTS!" Matt yelped, grabbing his nose. "I think you broke it! You hear that, Tai, Landon? She broke my nose!"
Tai snickered and Landon snapped a picture.
"Oh, that was great!" Natalie managed through her laughter.
Matt blushed. "Let's just start rehearsal."
They decided to warm up with "Are You Gonna Be My Girl?" by JET, but they were shocked when Landon started to sing.
"I said, 1 2 3, take my hand and come with me, cuz"
"NO, PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!" Natalie screamed, covering her ears. "That's worse than that weird parrot you brought home and it admitted your worst secret!"
(FLASHBACK)
I HAVE DECIDED TO SAVE THIS FLASHBACK IF HE DOES THAT LEMON IN HIS HALO STORY. I MEAN WHAT THE HELL?! A LEMON OF ME AND NATALIE?! THAT'S FUCKEN SICK!
(END FLASHBACK)
"Worse than Mom's liver sticks," Tai agreed.
"Worse than that one time I could you and Sora having a PDA session in my dressing room," Matt added.
Tai went all dreamy eyed. "Oh what we did before that was more fun."
FLASHBACK
"You ready?" Tai asked
"I have in waiting a long time for me and you to do this." Sora said. They were face to face just and inch apart. Then Sora gets a cell phone and they giggle like kids and call a number Tai calls his own phone.
"Hello?" Tai said
"Hey is your refrigerator running?" Tai said in the other phone
"Um...Tai..." Sora said
"Wait let me get this loser." Tai said
"Why yes it is running." Tai said ansering his own crank call
"Well you better catch it." Tai as he laughed.
"You punk! If i catch you I'll kill your girlfriend!" Tai. Isn't he and idiot my friends.
"..." Sora takes a step back
End of Flashback
"You're outta here until you can sing," Natalie said, shaking her head, and shoving Landon a folder of their music (Fall Out Boy's "Dead On Arrival", The Cure's "Boys Don't Cry", and Bishop Allen's "Things Are What You Make Of Them" before pushing him out the door."But"The door slammed in his face.
"Dammit," he muttered. "You're a bitch. She's a bigger prick than David when we were hired to fix that fixer upper"
Flashback
"Alright Landon I'm going to run the wire in the second floor." David said. "I'll talk to you in your walkie." Then Landon gets his walkie-talkie and David goes up.
"Landon pick up up. Over." David said
"What?" Landon said
"Please say over when you're done talking. Over." David said
"-Sigh- What. Over?" Landon said
"Do you see the wire . Over?," David said
"No" Landon said
"Nooooo what? Over"" David said
"No. Over." Landon said
"Okay I'm going to start feeding down. Over" David said
"Wait if you haven't started feeding it why did you ask me if I can see it?" Landon said
"Didn't copy that. Over." David said
"I said why did you ask me if I can see it...over" Landon said
"Oh i can hear you know. Do you see it yet? Over" David said
"You're jackass. Just for the record I don't want to hang out with you when this over." Landon said
"When this is what? Over" David said
"I said I don't want to hang out with you when this over." Landon said
"When this what? You have to finish your sentences. Over" David said
"That's it! My sentence is over." Landon said
"You're sentence is what? Over."
"That's it! My sentence is...wait I have to say over even thou my sentence ends with the word over?" Landon asked
"Ends with the word what? Over." David said Then a the wire is seen.
"I see the wire." Landon said
"You see the wire what? Over." David said. Landon, pissed pulls on the string hard and yells "OVER!" David falls.
"WHAT THE HELL MAN. You son of a bitch!" David said. Landon stares at him.
3 WEEKS LATER
"Great work!" a man said shacking Landon's hand. "Well here's your payment...wait where's the other guy?"
"Oh he told me to tell you to give it to me." Landon said as he got both checks
LATER
"Daddy what's that noise?" a kid asked a man.
"It sounds like it's coming from the walls..." the man said as David keeped yelling fromm being cemented in the mideel of the wall.
END OF FLASHBACK
"So, I hear you need help with your singing problems," a musical voice said.
Landon pulled out his favorite AK47 and looked around the shadowy hall. "Who's there? I'm the Deimon Commander From Hell and I'm not afraid to shoot!"
"Don't shoot, it's just me!" Kenny, BandGeek's muse, stepped out of the shadows, dressed like some sort of spy in big black boots, a black trenchcoat, a black fadora with her hair tucked into it, and big black sunglasses. A toothpick hung from her lips.
"Why are you wearing those clothes?" he asked her, incredulous.
She ingnored him. "Go to this address," she began, handing him a sheet of
paper, "and ask for Cyndi. Tell her that Kenny sent you. She can help."
Landon squinted at Kenny's messy handwriting. "Cyndi Lauper?"
Kenny nodded. "Brought straight here by time machine from the eighties. Now
go get 'em, killer."
Depthmon: Hey Band Geek has competition!
DAY OF THE COMPETITION...
Natalie paced the Green Room. "Where's Landon? Why isn't he here? Did he
learn how to sing? Is he okay? Oh, jeez..."
"Just chill, Nat," Matt said for the fiftieth time. "He'll be here."
She continued pacing.
Two minutes before they were due to go on, Landon walked in.
Natalie gasped and hugged him. "Thank GOD you're here! Are you ready to go
and sing?"
He nodded mutely. "But here's a new song chance I'm good at sigging." Then he gives everybody a song sheet.
"David can you play the piano?" Lanon asked
"Couple of notes." David said
"Do you know these notes." Landon asked. David checked and nodded
The band went onstage, ready to kick some serious music ass.
David then begins to play the piano. Landon shacked his head to the beat then began to sing (And pay attention to the lyrics)
Now that she's back in the atmosphere
With drops of Jupiter in her hair, hey, hey, hey, hey
(Pause and piano continues)
She acts like summer and walks like rain
Reminds me that there's time to change, hey, hey, hey, hey
(Pause and piano continues)
Since the return from her stay on the moon
She listens like spring and she talks like June, hey, hey, hey, hey
hey, hey, hey, hey
(Guitar and Bass Piano, and Violin (out of nowhere) begin to play)
Tell me did you sail across the sun
Did you make it to the milky way to see the lights all faded
And that heaven is overrated
Tell me, did you fall for a shooting star
One without a permanent scar
And did you miss me while you were looking for yourself out there
(Then Drums joins Violin Guitar and Bass Piano in pause of singing)
Now that she's back from that soul vacation
Tracing her way through the constellation, hey, hey, hey
(Pause of singing and intruments continue)
She checks out Mozart while she does tae-bo
Reminds me that there's room to grow, hey, hey, hey, hey
yea...
(Pause of singing and intruments continue)
Now that she's back in the atmosphere
I'm afraid that she might think of me as plain ol jane
Told a story about a man who is too afraid to fly so he never did land
Tell me did the wind sweep you off your feet
Did you finally get the chance to dance along the light of day
And head back to the milky way
And tell me, did Venus blow your mind
Was it everything you wanted to find
And did you miss me while you were looking for yourself out there
(Pause of singing and intruments continue)
Can you imagine no love, pride, deep-fried chicken
Your best friend always sticking up for you, even when I know you're wrong
Can you imagine no first dance, freeze dried romance five-hour phone
Conversation
The best soy latte that you ever had . . . and me
(Pause of singing and intruments continue)
Tell me did the wind sweep you off your feet (Matt: Feet!)
Did you finally get the chance to dance along the light of day
And head back toward the milky way
Tell me did you sail across the sun
Did you make it to the milky way to see the lights all faded
And that heaven is overrated
Tell me, did you fall for a shooting star
One without a permanent scar
And did you miss me while you were looking for yourself
(Tai) nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
And did you finally get the chance to dance along the light of dayyyyyyyyy!
(Tai) nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
And did you fallllllllll from a shooting star
Falllllllll from a shooting star
(Tai) nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
Are you loney looking for yourself out thereeeeeee
The song went on and when Landon said the last word of the song, the crowd
errupted in applause.
Natalie jumped up and hugged Matt, then Tai, then Landon, and Landon melted.
Yes. The King of Blackmail. The Keeper of the Devil's Handbook. THE DEIMON
COMMANDER HIMSELF melted and kissed her.
(Do you know now why he sang that song. And who he was singing at
She went into shock for a second before pulling away and slapping him. "Urgh,
you JERK!" she screamed and stormed offstage.
All three judges looked at him and said, "Landon, I think she likes you."
NEXT DAY
They won! Even David got money for being the pionist.
"Sweet! I can buy that robot from Lost in Space!" David said holding his money
CUTAWAY
"Alright robot," David said, "Since you're my property now, do that thing where you flail your arms screaming: Danger, Will Robinson, Danger!"
"I told you for the hundredth time, meatbag, my name's Bender!" said Bender from Futurama, "I'm not that queer ass robot from Lost in Space!"
"...I'll give you money," David said.
"Danger, Will Robinson, danger!" Bender shouted, "For 50 bucks extra, I'll throw in a C3PO impression. Did you know he's a closet homo?"
David, being a Star Wars fan, had only one thing to say:
"Really?" he asked.
END OF CUTAWAY
"Oh, that robot from Lost in Space," David chuckled, "He's such a charector!" Then Lanon came by guted him witch made David fall down and Landon took the money
"You really thought i was going to let you keep the money." Landon chuckeld as he left
TDCFH: What the hell was that crap!
BG99: What are you talking about? That. Was Buitifull
TOWWNBN: Depthmon why did you this chap she wrote?
Depthmon: Because I'm not going update for a while
Band Geek 99 : Y para enojar el pervertido verdad?
Depthmon: Por supuesto
TDCFH:What?
Dethmon: Band Geek why are you calling him a idiot?
TDCFH: WHAT! (Get's out gun)
BG99: I'm wearing a skirt!
TDCFH: (Grins) Sweat.
BG99: (Chased with gun trying to put skirt down) AGH!
Depthmon: Estavas bien! Si es pervertido!
Depthmon: So um I'm thinking of changeing my name to Crazy Mexican. Should i do it? Yes or No?
Depthmon: So Band Geek thanks for chap! And the song Drops of Jupiter belongs to Train and if anybody has a good Flashback tell me! I'm starting to run out and if it's the best one I'll dedicate the next chap to that person! Oh and Super Garurumon i did not mind the rap. Sadly it was the true in the lyrecs.