A/N: UGH!...I am one lazy American….
Chapter 12- Hetalia Night Havoc! Part 2!
Hungary walked over to the boys' side of the room casually and sat down by the PS2 and the speakers. Her actions caused all conversation between the guys to stop as they all gave her a look of suspicion. She only gave them an innocent, warm smile in return.
"Hey…Elizaveta…what are you doing?" Austria asked slowly, as if the woman was holding a knife and had a crazy look on her face.
"Nothing." Hungary said innocently, all the while sneakily hooking Dom's mp3 player to the speakers. The device had already been set to the song of choice, so all she had to do was take it off of lock and turn it upside down until she got the ready signal from the other girls.
"Uhhhh…" America said, noticing that something was up by how Hungary kept looking towards the girls' side of the room, "Did the girls force you to come over here or something?"
"No." Hungary said.
"Then why are you here?" China asked.
"You'll see." Hungary simply stated before getting the signal from the girls to play the song. Quickly, Elizaveta pressed the play button, and turned off the light on the boys' side of the room (the girls' light was on so…)
The girls just sang the song by ear, although it looked like a choreographed dance and song, it was just a whole bunch of chicks, doin stuff and following each other's leads. (The order in which they sing is up to you, I don't feel like combining the three types of font thingys and matchin' them with people.)
"This one is for the boys with the booming system
Top down, AC with the cooling system
When he come up in the club, he be blazin' up
Got stacks on deck like he savin' up
And he ill, he real, he might got a deal
He pop bottles and he got the right kind of bill
He cold, he dope, he might sell coke
He always in the air, but he never fly coach
He a motherfucking trip, trip, sailor of the ship, ship
When he make it drip, drip kiss him on the lip, lip
That's the kind of dude I was lookin' for
And yes you'll get slapped if you're lookin' hoe
I said, excuse me, you're a hell of a guy
I mean my, my, my, my you're like pelican fly
I mean, you're so shy and I'm loving your tie
You're like slicker than the guy with the thing on his eye, oh
Yes I did, yes I did, somebody please tell him who the F I is
I am Nicki Minaj, I mack them dudes up, back coupes up, and chuck the deuce up
Boy you got my heartbeat runnin' away
Beating like a drum and it's coming your way
Can't you hear that boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass
He got that super bass
Got that super bass boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass
Yeah that's the super bass
(Boom) [x15]
You got that boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, he got that super bass
Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, yeah that's that super bass
This one is for the boys in the polos
Entrepreneur niggas & the moguls
He could ball with the crew, he could solo
But I think I like him better when he dolo
And I think I like him better with the fitted cap on
He ain't even gotta try to put the mac on
He just gotta give me that look, when he give me that look
Then the panties comin' off, off, uh
Excuse me, you're a hell of a guy you know I really got a thing for American guys
I mean, sigh, sickenin' eyes I can tell that you're in touch with your feminine side, oh
Yes I did, yes I did, somebody please tell him who the F I is
I am Nicki Minaj, I mack them dudes up, back coupes up, and chuck the deuce up
Boy you got my heartbeat runnin' away
Beating like a drum and it's coming your way
Can't you hear that boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass
He got that super bass
Got that super bass boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass
Yeah that's the super bass
(Boom)
[x15]
You got that boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, he got that super bass
Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, Yeah that's that super bass
See I need you in my life for me to stay
No, no, no, no, no I know you'll stay
No, no, no, no, no don't go away
Boy you got my heartbeat runnin' away
Don't you hear that heartbeat comin' your way
Oh it be like, boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass
Can't you hear that boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass
Boy you got my heartbeat runnin' away
Beating like a drum and it's coming your way
Can't you hear that boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass
He got that super bass
Got that super bass boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass
Yeah that's the super bass
You got that boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, he got that super bass
Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, yeah that's that super bass"
The girls ended the song with a pose that consisted of Gwen on the table with her arms crossed as if she were holding a baby, and the other girls pointing to her stomach. The guys sat there looking like dazed, as if they had no clue what the girls were trying to say. The only person in the room who was clapping was Hungary.
"…what?" Italy voiced the thoughts of every guy in the room.
"What do you mean 'what'?" Dom asked.
"What's with the pose?" France responded.
"Mothafucka what you think is up with the pose?" Zoe asked.
"I don't know…Gwen is a hungry baby?" Francis guessed. This caused a small laugh to come from the rest of the guys.
"What? No!" Sam said, even though she was trying to fight off a giggle, herself (and so was the rest of the group except for Gwen).
"Gwen, you wanna tell these niggas the news, or should one of us do it?" Dom asked.
"I'll do it." Gwen said, then sighed, "Matthew, you're gonna be a father, now be happy."
The bluntness of Gwen's words caused what she said not to register with the guys for a minute, but when it did, it went from awkward silence to an uproar.
"Holy shit, Matt! You're gonna be a dad!" America exclaimed.
"Yes! I'm finally going to get a grandchild!" France exclaimed.
"Good for you, Matthew! " Britain said, slamming Canada on the back.
Matt, however, was unresponsive, he just sat there with a look of disbelief. What came out of Matthew's mouth next wasn't very expected though.
"So, when do you wanna go get the abortion?"
The whole room stopped, all of the congratulations came to a halt, and all eyes were on Matthew.
"…excuse me?" Gwen asked, a look of shock on her face. Her hands slid protectively over her stomach.
"I'm sorry, but I'm not ready to raise a child, and I'm pretty sure neither are you. Not to mention that the baby bump would probably jeopardize our relationship." Canada said.
"And exactly what makes you think that?" Gwen said, her previous look of shock having slowly turned into that of anger with a glare that could kill.
"Look at us, Gwendolyn, we're nowhere near ready to raise a child, I mean, you're only fourteen. And exactly what would we do with the child once I go back home? Especially without getting in trouble for the fact that I'm too old for you." Matthew said.
"Um, I may be fourteen, but that wouldn't stop me from taking care of my own child. And when you go home, I'll still be taking care of the kid. I wouldn't have suggested having sex with you if I wasn't ready to raise a child." Gwen said.
"You say that like you know what you're in for, but I've seen mothers your age, and they basically have to give up their lives for their children, and I don't want you to go through that." Matthew said.
The rest of the group was just sitting there and watching the two's emotional argument with the intensity of watching a drama on TV. Some of the people were even recording the argument on their iPods, iPhones, ect.
"I wouldn't care, Matthew, I want a child, and I wouldn't mind giving up a few school dances for it." Gwen said.
"You don't get it. It wouldn't just be 'a few school dances'," Matthew said with a shake of his head, "It'd be your school dances, graduations, you may even have to miss this school trip of yours."
"And I'm willing to give that up." Gwen responded with a stern expression. Canada stared at her for a bit, but sighed and threw his hands up.
"Know what? Fine. Do what you will, Gwen. But you can't say I didn't warn you." He said, walking over to the couch on the side of the room and flopping down. He put his arms down and leaned back, closing his eyes and just laying there. Everyone else just looked at each other, then back at Matthew.
"Well, that was the best soap opera scene I've seen!" Italy said, trying to lighten the mood.
But, sadly, his attempt had failed.
…
Later that night…
After the whole argument between Matthew and Gwen, the room had just kind of gone through this awkwardly silent phase. Aside from Italy's comment, no one had said a word. Eventually, the mood lightened and everyone started talking to each other. It had started with light topics like the weather and all that, and then it just progressed from there. Now everyone was just sitting around talking about life.
"I don't like this." Dom said.
"What?" Madison asked,
"The fact that we're talking in silence." Dom stated.
"Huh? What do you mean?" Leah asked. Dom lifted up her index finger, then walked over to her mp3 player. She looked at the rest of the group, and , when her eyes landed on America , she got a dopey smile on her face.
"I know for a fact you know this song, Alfred." She said, then hit the 'play' button on her mp3 player. The only part that needed to be heard was the first part. Even though it had no lyrics, the guitar was all that needed to be heard, and everyone already knew what song it was. Alfred then sang along to the signature words of the song. :
"Money money money money, money
Money money money money, money
Money money money money, money
Money money money money, money
Money money money money, money
Money money money money, money"
Everyone just stared at America as he sang, and no one seemed to notice the smirk that was slowly growing over China's face. After the small musical break, Alfred busted out into the first verse with a smile on his face.
"Some people got to have it
Some people really need it
Listen to me y'all, do things, do things, do bad things with it
You wanna do things, do things, do things, good things with it
Talk about cash money, money
Talk about cash money- dollar bills, yall"
After that, China started chuckling and snickering, which caused Zoe to look at him with a raised eyebrow.
"For the love of money
People will steal from their mother
For the love of money
People will rob their own brother
For the love of money
People can't even walk the street
Because they never know who in the world they're gonna beat
For that mean, mean, mean green
Almighty dollar, money"
That's when Yao just busted out into a fit of laughter. Everyone jolted and looked over at him, Alfred even stopped singing.
"Uhh…China, are you okay?" Britain asked. Yao only glanced at him, but kept laughing.
"Um…has he been spending too much time around Russia?" Dom asked.
"Maybe." Sam said. China's laughter finally died down enough for him to speak.
"I'm sorry…it's just…the irony in the fact that America… of all people….is singing a song about… money." He managed to say between laughs.
"Hey! What's that supposed to mean?" America said. China had stopped laughing, but was still smirking.
"It means, Alfred, that you have no right to sing a song about money, when you me how much? Because I'm thinking that it's somewhere around 1.6 trillion dollars, if I'm not mistaken." China said, smirk still in place. Everyone looked at America with wide eyes.
"Oh…I owe that much?" Alfred asked.
"Yes, you do." China said.
"Oh…um…I'll pay you back…someday..." America stated nervously, saying the last part quietly enough to sound like Canada. Sadly, China still heard.
"No, it's my money, and I need it now!" China exclaimed, standing up with a glare on his face.
"Well, sorry, but I owe more money than I have, so you'll just have to wait!" America shot back, shooting up a glare on his face, as well. Dom and Zoe glanced at each other; this needed to end before it got too far.
"Nigga sit yo ass down!" Zoe exclaimed, trying to grab China's arm and pull him down, only for him to snatch his arm away from her.
"No! He needs to hear this!" China said, then walked over to America and grabbed him by the collar, "I want my money!"
"Or what?" America hissed.
"I doubt you even wanna know." China responded.
"Oh-no, the old man is about to beat me up, I'm so scared!" America cried with a sarcastic fear.
"Don't fuck with the Chinese, man, you should know that shit already!" Zoe exclaimed, the turned to Dom and gave her a look that said 'Do something!' Dom nodded, and thought for a minute, then turned to France, who was next to her.
"Go get me a pop, Francis." She whispered.
"What? Why me?" France asked.
"Just do it!" Dom silently screamed. Francis pouted, but got up and got the soda. He then brought it to Dom, who opened it and chugged the whole thing down without stopping. Everyone in the room (except for the arguing China and America) looked at her like she was crazy. Dom sat there for a moment, then put up her index finger and nodded her head. That's when it came.
"BUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRP!"
The two arguing nations jumped and looked at the girl with just as much shock as the rest of the room.
"Whoooa! Was that you?" Alfred asked, earning a nod from Dom.
"Wow, and I thought Zoe was un-ladylike." China said.
"Ey, I only did that to get you to stop arguing." Dom said, shrugging.
…
During the movie(s)…
The gang was watching one of the episodes of the second season of Hetalia. This specific episode, though, was the one with baby America. While everyone else seemed unaffected by the episode and just cooed over baby America and crap, America and Britain just kind of sat there looking bad. Dom turned around and saw the looks on both guys' faces, then tapped on Angel's shoulder. Angel looked at the girl, who whispered to her: "Maybe we shouldn't be watching the episode."
"Huh? Why?" Angel asked.
"Because, look at those two." Dom said, pointing at America and Britain, "Britain look like he done lost his puppy, and America's over there lookin salty as fuck."
Angel laughed, but nodded in agreement, the tapped the rest of the girls on the shoulder and told them what Dom had said, earning the same reaction from all of them: A laugh and a shake of the head.
…
The rest of the night went pretty well. Zoe and China had announced their engagement and everyone cheered and congratulated them. The same thing happened with Angel and Britain. Everyone had eventually fallen asleep, and the next morning just laughed and talked some more. Everyone went their separate ways thinking the same thing: Although it had a few flaws, Hetalia Night #2 had been a success.
Yeah, I know, not the song that I had said in the last chapter, but apparently no one in our group knows 'Countdown' by Beyonce except for me, Angel, Leah, and maybe a few others. Not to mention this song seemed more performable. And sorry it may seem a little short an rushed toward the end of the chapter, I was running out of ideas and wanted to get this chapter up in time to work on the next one. Also, a funny thing is that, while I was writing the argument between Gwen and Canada, I was listening to 'Say Goodbye' by Chris Brown, and it's a little weird how well the mood of the song kind of fit the mood of the argument. Anyway, the next chapter will be about the water park and Six Flags Great America. So, till' then, bye!