The camera pans across the frosted lake, the tiny specks of white drifting down from the sky above. The Moon breathing in her final breath so that the Sun could breath his first. A bubbley blond stood on the lake, pink ice skates sheltering her feet. "Welcome back to Total Drama Frozen! Last time, I finally got to open up my Winter Wonderland and the contestants, eliminated and current were thrilled to explore all it had to offer... Past contestants brought up new emotions for the contestants, and Vishal was revealed to not be as caring as he first seemed! Dania was able to show Ivy her true self, and the two bonded, Jade however was not fond of her new friendship and tried to get Ivy eliminated! It would have worked, however guest singer MIKA was revealed to be Mitchel's father and invited his son to go on tour with him! Leaving Ivy with the most votes, but with Mitchel taking her place in the elimination... Stay tuned to find out what will happen next; on TOTAL... DRAMA... FROZEN!"
Brandon stood by the camera, "thank god we hired a cardholder!" To his side Indi gave a thumbs up.
The scene flashes to the girls cabin. Lexi and Zaina were sitting on one of the beds, as Lexi did her pig-tails for the day, and Zaina sniffed her morning flower. "I'm good to go!"
"What exactly does she mean by that?," Jade asked, leaning over the edge of the top bunk.
Lexi finished wrapping her pink bow-tie around her second pigtail then looked up into Jade's eyes. She smiled, "oh, Zaina needs to have flowers around to be herself! You would think you would know that, you've only shared a cabin with her for like... ever!," Lexi giggled out.
The flower girl nodded, before pulling Zaina off of the bed to stare at Ivy who was snoring as per usual. "Sigh, I was kind of hoping she would have learnt to stop snoring by now!"
"I think it's kind of cute... Someone as wicked as Ivy still has their faults... Now if only there was a no-snoring challenge!," Lexi giggled as her and Zaina began to poke the sleeping girl.
Jade climbed out of her bunk and stared at the two girls, "I don't think Ivy would aca-appreciate you doing that... BUT I'm the biggest star here, so out of the way." The follower shoved the giggling girls out of her way, flexing her biceps as she began to poke Ivy.
Rosalie crawled out of her bunk and stared at the teens poking Ivy, before marching out of the cabin.
In the guys cabin, a similar situation was occurring. Saber wielding the great and powerful Sharpscabular was doodling a moustache onto the brits' face. "Think you're so fantastic with you tea and crumpets? I'd like to see Jade kiss your face now!"
Vishal wakes up to Saber talking to himself, "what's going on man...?"
The fantasy-lover hides the super-fantastic Sharpscabular behind his back, "huh, oh nothing." He muttered quickly.
The athlete stared at the nerd, "come on, I know Britt didn't just grow an uneven french 'stache during the night," he declared, grabbing the sharpie from Saber. "If you're going to draw a moustache, at least make sure that it's even," he began to draw curves on Britt's face to even-out the moustache.
(CONF): Britt is sitting on the frosted throne, the pen-stache still on his face. "They do realize I always get up earlier than they do, to praise the Queen for giving me such a nice life? Atleast it's for the better, I know now that the only person I can trust here is Jade."
Rosalie is standing in front of one of the large mirrors in the girls washroom. "My life was perfect before I came here, I was beautiful, it almost seemed like it was 1933," the blonde sighed to herself, applying the thick powder to her face. Her thoughts quickly fleeted, as images of Dania, Emmett, Frosty, Mitchel and Twilight filled her eyes. A lone tear fled from her eye, she carefully wiped it away. "I wonder what it would be like to never see your own reflection," she laughed at her own joke, packing up her makeup.
Zaina walked into the washroom, and began to brush her teeth.
The blond stared at the girl, "where's Lexi?"
"I think she's still poking Ivy, she really could do that all day, now that I think about it, aha!," Zaina tried to say, while brushing her teeth, causing the foam to leak out of her mouth.
Rosalie nodded, trying to make heads-or-tails of what the girl had said, "oh. Well I think this is the first time I've ever seen you two apart!"
Zaina spat into the sink, "that's true... I'm just making sure she's safe. You know, she's scared of the zombies from the tower challenge, and now she's afraid of Vishal, and don't get me started on Ivy!"
The bond nodded, "it seems like you're tired, here let me help." Rosalie opened her make-up bag, and started to apply some under-eye shadow to Zaina's eyes to cover up the bags.
"Thanks," Zaina sighed, as she began to relax. "It's not that I don't like Lexi, it's not that at all. She's one of the closest friends I've ever had, back home people would make fun of my obsession with flowers, but since I've been here I haven't had any of the urges. She's been good to me!"
Rosalie continued to apply makeup to the girls face, "she's just tiring you out. If you'd like I could try and take over for a day or so, let you have a little break."
"You would do that, for me?!" Rosalie nodded, Zaina jumping into her arms. "Thank you."
(CONF): "Zaina seems nice, and so does Lexi. I just... I just don't want to end up all alone of this island, all of my other friends are gone! But I refuse to let Lexi or Zaina fall victim to the curse. No, these friends are here to stay," Rosalie proclaimed, sitting in the frosted throne.
(CONF): Zaina sat on the icey chair, "don't get me wrong. I'm only doing this so that I can rest up and perform better in the challenges so that I can bring Lexi further into the game! I need to make sure Vishal gets eliminated, because only then will Lexi stop having nightmares... I hope anyways."
Saber and Vishal walked out of the boys cabin, "so does this mean I'm back in the alliance?," Saber asked, grinning.
"Huh. Yeah sure," Vishal decided. Saber cheered, as he pumped his fist into the air and ran off ahead into the mess hall, "dweeb."
All of the teens were eating in the mess hall, asides from Britt and Ivy who walked in together, after Ivy tried to help Britt wash the sharpie off, but to no avail. The laughter erupted the moment they stepped into the mess hall, asides from Rosalie who only frowned at the sight.
(CONF): Ivy sat on the icy throne, "I feel like this is the third film in Mean Girls. Like really, can't they grow up already? I know I was mean before, but I've changed!"
Jade managed to hide her laughter long enough to get up from where she was sitting with Zaina to go see her faux-boy-toy. "What... what happened?"
Britt blushed, scratching his hair, "the guys just thought it would be funny to draw on my face, no biggy."
The duo kissed, causing Ivy to frown as she walked away. She looked around at the tables, Lexi was sitting with Rosalie, Vishal with Saber, and Ivy and Britt were making there way to with Zaina. Ivy got her meal before heading to the girls washroom. Taking a seat on one of the stalls, she ate her breakfast, "yep, definitely Mean Girls 3.. I'm sorry Heather, but I'm just not as strong as you."
"I thought I told you not to talk to Ivy anymore? She's too big of a target, and now she's trying to come between us, did you see how she looked at you?," Jade declared, gripping onto Britt's biceps.
Britt moved in close to Jade's ear, "we're not actually dating, you know that right? Or are you starting to fancy me?"
Jade winked, "maybe... Just stay away from Ivy, she's no good."
Zaina munched on her toast while staring at the two, her eyes always finding there way back to where Lexi and Rosalie were sitting.
Lexi was telling Rosalie just how much Emmett would talk about her. "Oh, he's never going to live this down!" Rosalie teased.
"So... why isn't Zaina sitting with. I mean, I'm glad I got to talk to you and all, but I kind of miss Zaina..."
Rosalie smiled, "she's just trying to spend time with other people, so they won't want to vote either of you two out."
"So it's not because she doesn't like me anymore? I mean you can tell it to me straight, I won't mind... really. I know I'm not the prettiest girl around with you here, and I'm not the strongest, or the coolest, or the smartest... But she was my friend..."
"Nono! It's nothing like that you're perfect just the way you are!"
"Are you sure? Then why do the zombies only ever seem to come after me..."
The scene jumps to the final table, where Saber and Vishal sat. "And then the prince stormed the castle and rescued the princess!"
Vishal rolled his eyes, "are you done yet?"
"No! After that the princess was sad, because she had to give up everything to be with a stranger, when in fact she was happy to begin with," Saber continued.
(CONF): Vishal repeatedly banged his head against the camera, "why didn't I just stick with Britt. At least Britt was cool. And also, what's up with the sudden new friendships all over the place? Did something happen that I just missed?"
Lindsay's voice came onto the intercom, "hello contestants! I'm happy to announce your new Christmas gifts have arrived! Just head outside!"
"What, she couldn't have just come inside to tell us that?" Jade declared, before shoving her hand over her mouth.
"You know you're a real hoot, imitating Ivy like that," Britt smiled.
The eight contestants all gathered around outside. Lindsay smiled brightly at them, as Brandon waved. Behind the contestants, Indi readied her cards. Lindsay nodded as she began to read, "I kind of felt bad when I had to sell all of your gift in order to get the last challenge... So the producers were nice enough to mail me these!" Lindsay shouted, as helicopters began to drop large boxes wrapped in reds and green, all of them much larger than the average person.
"There are many gifts here, each with a word written on it. One at a time you will unwrap one of the presents... Failing to accept your gift means you are eliminated from the challenge. The last one standing will win individual immunity," Brandon added onto Lindsay's introduction.
Vishal stepped up from the others, "I'll go first then!" He walked around for a while, eying the large gifts, until he found one that had his name on it. "That's convenient." He unwrapped the paper, revealing a large cage where a mean-looking turtle laid, its eyes glaring up at Vishal. "What kind of gift is this!?," Vishal yelled.
Brandon laughed as he made his way to Vishal, "I was kind of hoping you would get this one, Vishal. You can choose one of the other contestants to play hockey with, they will just need to shoot at you while you play in the nets, though... the puck certainly does look hungry today," Brandon grinned as the snapping turtle snapped eagerly at Vishal.
"I choose Britt! At least I know he knows how to use a hockey stick. I've been teaching him how to play hockey," Vishal announced, not realizing his mistake.
Britt nodded, while glaring at Vishal. "So all I need to do is hit this turtle? Sounds easy enough..."
"Yeah man, just make sure you aim carefully, I wouldn't want to end up like Duncan!"
The brit grinned, "no worries, I've been getting plenty good at puck ball," he emphasized the two last words, "I'm pretty sure I'll do just swell!" Britt laughed as he took the hockey stick from Brandon and slap-shotted the turtle. The snapping turtle spun and spun until it reached its destination, Vishal's groin.
"Meep," Vishal whimpered out before falling to his knees.
(CONF): Britt laughs, "that's for making me look like an idiot with the 'stach, and for making me seem like a bloody idiot by convincing me it's puck ball not hockey!"
"Well with that, Vishal moves on to the next round! Who's up next?"
Saber had run over to where his ally was in pain, "I can't believe he did that to you!? Is there anything your prince can do for you?"
"Just... go... do the challenge..." Vishal muttered, Saber nodded and went to join the others, "annoying kid!"
"I volunteer as tribute!," Lexi cheered out, as she skipped to where Lindsay was. Lindsay smiled giving the contestant a hug.
"Choose a gift, Little Lindsay!"
Lexi nodded as she began to run between all of the presents, not being able to make up her mind. She kept going in circles until she found one that read Rosalie. "This one!," she shouted eagerly as she tore the wrapping paper off and scratched through the cardboard box, revealing a small table with makeup remover.
Lindsay frowned, "the producers were hoping Rosalie would get this one... But oh well! Lexi all you need to do is remove all of you makeup!"
Rosalie's eyes went wide, as she took a sigh of relief. "That was close..."
"You look fine without your makeup Rosie, actually I think you might put too much makeup on, you look so pasty," Zaina laughed, teasing her friend.
The blond smiled, "I have my reasons..."
Meanwhile, Lexi finished removing all of her makeup in one clean stroke, "I only wear chapstick... What you see is what you get!," she giggled.
"Moving on..." Brandon stated, as Ivy walked towards the gifts. She looked at the many different presents before she found the one that had her name.
"Let's see what they think will throw me off..." Ivy whispered, as she opened her gift to reveal a headset plugged into a small mp3.
Brandon grinned, "revenge is sweet... Ahaha, you just need to listen to the full recording and you're golden, Ivy!"
The redhead nodded, as she plugged the headphones into her ears and pressed play. The voice that came on shocked her, it was Heather. "You're not worthy. Stop trying to be me. I AM the only Heather. You were never even close to being as good as I was..." Heathers voice continued to trail on, however Ivy was long gone, having run off.
"And we have our first eliminated contestant!"
(CONF): "I was almost eliminated twice... TWICE. Not to mention I've always been low if I hadn't won the challenge. Everyone is going to vote me off now... I just... I just wasn't able to continue being mean and rude to the others. Dania showed me the light, and I have to honour that," Ivy whimpered, wiping away her tears.
Rosalie seemed stunned, "is no one going to go see if she's alright?"
"Not really, she's been nothing but mean to all of us since we've got here," Saber stated, Vishal nodding in agreement.
Jade glared at the two of them, "she wasn't even on your team. You don't know the half of it."
Britt turned to the follower, "shouldn't you go see if she's feeling ok. She was on your team, and you guys seemed like you were friends... And I'm really worried about her," he said, speaking softly.
"How about noooooooooooooo," Jade sang out.
"Whatever. Do what you want, I'm going," Rosalie rolled her eyes, as she strutted off.
"If you leave you'll be disqualified!" Brandon shouted.
"Oh well!"
(CONF): Saber sat on the frosted throne, "well, isn't this ironic!," he laughed. "But onto my point, there's something not right with that Rosalie chick. She was scared of taking off her makeup, it seems like all of the other gifts had something risky, or hope destroying, but hers was to take off her makeup? Something just isn't adding up!"
Britt winced as Rosalie left."I should go to..."
Jade stared at the british contestant, before pulling him close and locking lips with his. "I... I... I love you."
(CONF): Jade sat on the throne, painting her fingernails an ivy-green, "I'm the greatest star."
The brit seemed stunned, "I'm sorry," he muttered as he walked up to Lindsay and opened the first gift he could. It just-so-happened to have his name on it. "This is the bee's knee's," he announced as he pulled out a 1D posted.
The other contestants laughed, including Vishal who had just recently managed to stand on two feet, "ah, would you look at that, he's a directioner!"
"Now rip it apart," Lindsay whined.
"I have to what... No, no way mates! This is going up in my cabin! Bugger the challenge!"
Saber chuckled alongside Vishal, "loving the moustache." Britt shrugged, walking to the cabins, proud of his decision.
It was Zaina's turn to do the challenge as she scanned the gifts, finding one that read 'easy', she grinned, unwrapping it revealing a coffin. "Another one of the challenges the producers wanted Rosalie to get. Oh well..." Lindsay thought aloud again.
Saber perked up at the new information, pulling out a notebook and scribbling down Rosalie's name, makeup and coffin. "I will find out what's so special about you," he muttered to himself.
"Anyways, you task is to stay inside that coffin for an hour!," Brandon announced.
Zaina nodded, as she gripped onto a flower from her hair and stepped inside of the coffin. "You're doing this to keep you and Lexi safe... You need to win so you both can move on..."
Saber went up next. He searched through the presents until he found Jade's. He tore it open, before coming face-to-face with a mirrored box. "Huh?," he paused.
"Oh it's not that hard, rather easy actually. Just step inside for ten seconds and stare at the reflection.
"Oh...," Saber shrugged as he stepped into the mirrored box.
Lindsay meanwhile pulled out her mirror, "silly devil hair, always making me look like I don't own a brush! But I do Canada! I do own a brush!," she giggled to herself, moving the mirror back and forth. This motion however, combined with the Sun, sent bright rays of reflection into Saber's eyes, causing him to fall out of the box.
"My eyes! Help... someone get a cleric!," he called out.
Brandon shook his head, pulling the mirror away from Lindsay, "look what you did!"
Lindsay looked down at the fantasy lover then back at Brandon, "oopsy?"
"Saber you're also out. Sorry bud," Brandon announced, as Jade walked over to the hosts.
"My turn," she smiled as she opened the nearest gift, which just so happened to be Saber's. Inside, a large knight was standing, as he tossed Jade a foam sword.
"Fight," he declared. as he swung at Jade, causing her to fall to the ground. "I win."
Jade growled, "but i wasn't ready! Come on, Brandon!?"
"You're out Jade." (CONF): "At least I didn't need to win this challenge... And I could have beaten that knight! I have Lightning and Thunder on my side!"
In the girls cabin, Britt, and Rosalie were trying to cheer up Ivy. "They're terrible people. They only want to make us feel bad. This really is Mean Girls 3... I just don't get it!"
Britt gave a small smile before gently lifting Ivy's chin so that she was looking into his eyes, "they're not so bad... Really. Just keep your chin up, and don't let them get to you."
Rosalie nodded, "Ivy, after everything that you did to everyone else, this might just be your karma... But I do feel your pain, the others aren't exactly the nicest around."
"I know what I did before was wrong though," Ivy sniffed, "I just wish I could make all of this right!"
Britt and Rosalie looked at one another, "we'll think of something."
The scene flashes back to where the challenge was taking place. Wrapping paper littered the ground, with only one large present remaining. The screen quickly skims over the many tasks that both Lexi and Vishal had completed, including jumping into the snow in a new bikini, and getting into a fight with a seal, leaving Vishal with a black eye, and Lexi shivering cold.
"Well, there's only one present left... Whoever completes it will win immunity," Lindsay read.
Vishal hurried to the present, reading that it was Lexi's gift. "Oh, this will be fun to watch! I choose to let Lexi do it."
"Oh thanks, you're so nice!," Lexi smiled, as she slowly unwrapped the gift. "Nope. Nope. Never mind I take that back. Not nice. Not nice at all. Evil commander of the zombies. You knew this was in here didn't you Vishal!" She screeched, the last bit of wrapping paper fell to the ground, revealing a 'zombie' inside a cage.
The creature had a terrible odour and let out terrible sounding moans. "All you have to do is hug it. It won't bite, I promise," Brandon assured.
Lexi gulped, before looking back at the coffin, where Zaina was still inside. "Be brave. Be strong. Be afraid. be very afraid," she whimpered. "They found me Zaina... they found me. Where are you..."
"She won't do it. Can we just get this over with and give me immunity,?" Vishal asked.
Brandon and Lindsay nodded. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Lexi screamed out. As the trio looked over at the pig-tailed girl they saw she had managed to wrap her arms around the 'zombie'. And not even two seconds later, she fainted. "Lexi! Lexi! Where are you! I'm coming Lexi!," Zaina shouted as she pounded against the coffins dense wooden frame.
Vishal's jaw dropped, "tweedle-dumb won a challenge?"
The coffin fell to the ground, Zaina rushing out of it, picking herself up from the ground. "Lexi, where's Rosalie... She was supposed to protect you. She promised me... She gave me her word. I'm so sorry Lexi, I shouldn't have trusted her, I shouldn't have."
Lindsay pulled out a megaphone, "and Lexi wins the challenge! I expect to see you all in ten minutes to vote!"
(CONF): "Zaina is a lot like Gwen... Both are strong and independant, and both were forgotten in a coffin... Sorry about that!," Lindsay giggled.
The scene flashes to the elimination ceremony, where the eight teens gathered. "Before we start, I would like to apologize, for everything. Really, I never meant to do any of the things I did. I just wanted Heather to like me... I'm, well, I'm the Sierra to her Cody. Britt & Rosalie helped me bake these cupcakes, to show how sincere I am. I just really hope you guys can forgive me."
Jade who was sitting beside Britt started to tear up. "She's lying! R-r-really guys! She's j-j-just doing this as an a-a-act! She told me all about it. And she's even been making me do m-m-mean things to people, so that I seem like villain. I just, I just don't want any more of my friends to be hurt, by what Ivy says... I'm just so sorry you guys... I should have told you all earlier!" Jade burst out, latching onto Britt who just sent daggers into Ivy's eyes. Saber and Vishal both tossed their cupcakes into the flame. Zaina only shook her head as she tried to calm Lexi down, from the challenge. Rosalie gave a look of defeat before returning her cupcake to Ivy.
"But... I didn't do that! Really, I'm being honest, please believe me. Jade's the evil one!"
"Really? You think you can just use us again? No can-do mate, you buggered up. You hurt my girl. Lindsay is it possible for us to recast our vote?," Britt asked, rubbing circles into Jade's back.
"Nope. Not possible, the votes will stay as is. Lexi as the winner of immunity you are safe and you get the first s'more. Receiving a s'more means you are safe from elimination, whoever does not receive one will be forced to walk down the ice path of shame and ride Skipper to loser-ville," Lindsay read off of the card, as she tossed a s'more at Lexi who was in fetal position.
"Saber you are also safe," Brandon tossed him a s'more as he eagerly caught it.
"Jade, Ivy. You're both safe. Who's being honest, well that's another story," Lindsay slowly read, as Indi quickly scribbled the words onto the card. They each caught their s'mores, neither with a face of glee.
"Britt. Congratz mate, you're in the final 7," Brandon uttered out in his best british accent, causing Britt to give a soft smile.
Lindsay looked at the three remaining contestants, "Rosalie, you're in the bottom three for not keeping your word to Zaina about Lexi. Zaina you're in the final 3 because you're a threat in competitions, and that goes for you too Vishal."
Rosalie gave a sad look at Lexi and Zaina, mouthing "sorry" but Zaina was having none of it.
"Zaina, you are safe," Brandon declared tossing her a s'more.
"Vishal, our friendship is FINISHED. TTYN!," Lindsay announced, tossing Rosalie the final s'more.
Lexi looked up slowly with a gentle smile, "the prince of darkness is gone now... The zombies will leave me alone."
Vishal glared at the other teens, "you're all idiots. Really, I mean get real!" The athlete was ushered down the icey path where Skipper was waiting for him.
"Jade, if you'd have me, I would be honoured to be your boyfriend. I'll never let anyone like Ivy hurt you again, please, would you do me the honour." Britt asked, getting on his knees as he gave Jade a small tulip Zaina had helped him pick out.
"Yes," she whispered before kissing him.
(CONF): "All's in a days work, for the biggest star of the show!," Jade laughed hysterically, before ripping the petals off of the tulip.
Lindsay appeared on the ice, "yikes! Who saw that coming? I sure didn't! But stay tuned for next episode where the contestants are getting MAKEOVERS! Yep, that's right, yours truly will be giving the contestants makeovers, and they will be forced to walk the catwalk or face certain elimination! So come back next week for the newest and most dramatic episode, of TOTAL, DRAMA, FROZEN!"
Off screen, Brandons' voice could be heard, "makeovers? Really?"
"What, I'm bored of seeing them wear the same thing day-in and day-out!" the host whined.