I'm back and I'm gonna do whatever I wanna cuz you can't stop me!!!!!!!!! Muahahahaha!!
Sorry, had to get that out my head. Okay!!! I've been gone for a few months (sue me) but now its time to get on with this story since it's the holidays.
Thank You: Kunoichi-of-the-Leaf, ShadowBlade7330, Yuki-U
Special Thanks: anonymous blossom221
Go take a pee, get a snack, a glass of your favorite drink, blow your nose maybe and hurry back to start the twelfth chapter of Teen Craziness!!! Don't worry we'll wait for you. I'll slowly count to 100. And go! 1...2...3...4... thats long enough!! We're startin' without ya!
"We're all alone now. You can tell us what's wrong now," Tenten said to her friend. They were in what seemed to be Shikamaru's parents' room. All of them were sitting on the enormous bed which had to be bigger than a king-size at least.
"Well I got a text earlier," Akira said.
"From who? Lemme see!" Ino took Akira's cell phone right out of her hand and began reading the text message aloud. "Im srry 4 wat i said. lets meet sumwher 2 tlk". Who sent this?" Ino asked.
"Umm... Kenji did. I guess he wants to get back together with me."
"Why did you two break up in the first place?" Hinata asked with her soft voice.
"He wanted me to stop being friends with all of you since we started hanging out with Kai and his friends. I told him that "I can be friends with whoever I want" and then he said, "not if you're my girlfriend" then I said, "well I guess you're single" then he said, "fine whatever" then I walked away. God! He is such an overbearing control-freak! How dare he try to control my life! I don't see why I ever went out with him! Though... he is really sweet and romantic."
"And he's sexy!" Ino blurted.
"Well, that too, but I don't date for just appearances."
"Yeah, yeah, whatever. When you get as much experience as me, you'll find out that that's the only thing to ever date for."
"Hmm... I'm curious to know what you mean by 'experience'."
"Oh I-I mean being in as many relationships as me. Why are you thinking that way!?"
"What way? I don't have enough experience to know what you mean."
"Hey! You know what I'm talking about. Stop doing that!" At this point Hinata and Tenten were laughing their hearts out.
"Okay, okay! Don't get so worked up. Stress makes you wrinkle early. Anyway, I have gone out with more boys than you, Miss Yamanaka."
"Yeah, but your relationships were more like grade-school children. You still haven't even kissed a boy."
"Well, she does have you there, Kiki," Tenten said, trying to break the two up.
"Shut up, Tenten! It's not like you ever kissed a boy before! You only then had 3 boyfriends in your life!"
"Yeah, but mine is by choice! I don't go out with every boy I have chance with like you do!" Tenten retorted. All three girls got into a huge argument.
"ENOUGH!!" Hinata shouted, making the other girls grow silent.
"Sorry, Hina," the three girls apologized at the same time. They all hugged and made up which took about 7 minutes.
"Anyway, are you thinking about getting back together with him?" Hinata asked.
"Well, I'm not sure. I thought that I was over him but now..."
"Well, I guess a good night's sleep will help," Tenten said cheerfully. The four soon fell asleep.
"Ngmmmhn...kkktthsnp... let go...! That's mah Leggo... Damned creampie, caterpillar, applesnake," were the sounds Kai made while asleep. Shikamaru knew all to well that it meant he would wake up soon. Shikamaru just continued eating his bowl of Apple Cinnamon Cheerios and watching his show on T.V.
"Dammit, it'sssshh my Legkgo you crackheaded, snowball, slithering banana...snnkk penguin," were the sounds that came from Naruto's sleep body. This meant that he would get up soon. Neji suddenly rose making no sound, and immediately headed to the bathroom.
20 minutes later...
Neji returned upstairs in Shikamaru's room with a bowl of Froot Loops, 3 strips of bacon, scrambled eggs, two Poptarts, and orange juice.
"I didn't know we had Poptarts," Shikamaru simply stated. Kai and Naruto then sat up.
"Looks like peace time is over, Shikamaru," Neji spoke before starting to eat.
"Yup. The Looney Express is up and running again," Shikamaru replied.
"Whatcha watchin'?" Naruto asked, ignoring their comments.
"The Inuyasha movie," Neji answered.
"Which one?" Kai asked.
"The one when Sesshomaru and Inuyasha have to team up to beat that one dude that got their father's sword. I think it's called 'Swords of an Honorable Ruler'." Both Kai and Naruto rushed to the bathroom.
30 minutes later...
Naruto returned with a bowl of Frosted Flakes, strawberries and cream oatmeal, toast with strawberry jam on it, and orange. Kai came upstairs with a bowl of Cocoa Krispies, chocolate chip pancakes with whipped cream, 3 sausage patties, and chocolate milk.
"Who gave you bastards permission to raid my fridge?" Shikamaru asked.
"Well, we thought that-" Kai started.
"It was all his idea. I had nothing to do with it. He pressured me with his big words and charming smile," Naruto said.
"W-where the hell did that come from?" Neji questioned.
"Some girl said it in my dream. I was a pirate and I had to save her from another ship. I think her name was Princess Leggo."
"Hey, I had a similar dream, except mine was scary. Neji was in it and he was a cross-dr-" Kai began.
"Don't finish that sentence unless you want to live the next 64 years in a coma," the most terrifying Hyuga threatened.
"Is that seriously the best intimidating forewarning phrase you could possibly come up with?"
"On such short notice, yes of course."
"You do know the best way to get over a nightmare right?" Naruto questioned with a wide grin, changing the subject.
"You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?" Kai asked Naruto.
"You're damned right! We're havin' a..."
"PARTY!!!!" All the boys chanted in unison.
"Hi, guys!" all of the ladies greeted as they walked inside the room.
"Hey. What's up?" was the reply they heard.
"Did you have a nice sleep?" Kai asked.
"Yeah. Shika's parents' bed is really comfortable!" Ino complimented.
"Shika?" Shikamaru questioned.
"Yeah. That's our nickname for you. We give nicknames to our friends that are only two syllables long, so an obvious one would be "Shika" for you," Akira answered.
"That's right. We named all of you. That's "Naru"," Ino said, pointing at Naruto.
"That's "Ji-Kai" or "Kai"," Hinata said, pointing at Kai.
"You're "Hyuji" or "Neji"," Akira said, pointing a finger at Neji.
"Pfft... your name is "Naru"," Shikamaru joked and laughed, addressing Naruto.
"What's so funny about that?" Naruto asked.
"That's a chicks name, bro," Kai answered, "but more importantly, why am I Ji-Kai?"
"Because your name is barely two syllables. We added part of your last name, same thing goes for Neji," Tenten replied.
"Hmph," was Neji's response.
"More importantly," Hinata began.
"We decided," Akira continued before coming to a sudden halt.
"That we want to," Tenten moved on.
"Have a..." Ino continued.
"PARTY!!!" the girls simultaneously shouted.
"Did you rehearse saying that?" Neji wondered aloud.
"Even more importantly, we're throwing a party!" Naruto stated.
"We had the idea first, though. 'Came up with the idea last night," Akira spoke.
"Okay then. You get to throw the party. You win fair and square," Shikamaru decided.
"And circle, rectangle, quadrangle, and pactogonle," Naruto said.
"Great, we'll plan it later on," Tenten happily said.
Later that day...
"Man, I can't wait for this damn party!" Naruto exclaimed. The four boys were just walking around waitong to get a call or sign, telling them when the party was starting. The girls told them to keep there eyes and ears open.
Neji had his headphones in his ears, listening to Hero's Come Back by nobody knows, but had the volume low enough so that he could hear what was going on.
"Yeah, it was pretty shitty of them to not tell us what was goin' on," Kai agreed as they began to walk up a hill.
"Yeah, yeah, whatever," Shikamaru said.
"Hey, let me hear," Kai said to Neji. Neji let him use one of the earpieces while he had the other one in his own ear. Hero's Come Back had ended and COLORS by Flow began.
"We're hear now," Shikamaru stated as he layed on the grass at the top of the hill. Everyone else sat or lied down in silence. After a while, COLORS ended and another song came on, but Neji skipped it and Bluebird by Ikimono Gakari began.
"What's that song you skipped?" Kai asked.
"Nothing. What're talking about? I didn't skip a song," Neji quickly said.
"Go back to the song," Kai demanded in a calm voice. Neji obliged with a sigh and the song Ichigo Go! Go! by Under 17 started. It finished in a few minutes.
"I liked it. It was cute, but alas, it was girly." Neji skipped Bluebird and Getsurenka (love moonflower) by Mio Isayama started to play. Neji didn't even bother to skip it. He was currently immune to embarassment. The six minutes that the song played for passed. Kai sniffled.
"Dude, are you crying?" Naruto asked.
"That song was beautiful, my brother. It makes me want to change my ways."
"You're gonna change?"
" "Makes me want to change my ways", not "makes me going to change my ways", man. Listen more."
"Man, I'm so bored," Shikamaru said.
"How bored are you?" Neji asked.
"I dunno. Very?"
"Yeah, I hear ya. I wish something exciting would happen," Kai said.
"I'm 'bout to go to the bank to get some money out my savings. I need an ice cream cone," Naruto said.
"I'll come with," Shikamaru said, getting up.
"Cool."
"We're gonna wait for you back hear," Neji decided.
"Alright."
"And get me a snowcone and a pack of Trident gum," Kai said.
"You got money?"
"No, but here's three orange suckers." Kai tossed the suckers over to Naruto, who caught them and went on his way.
"..."
"..."
"Bored isn't as relaxing as it seems," Neji said.
Shikamaru and Naruto...
The duo finally arrived at the bank. It was quite large. On the top-left side of the bank it read "Not Fake Bank" going downward. On the top of it, the letters N, F, and B were going across from left to right.
Naru and Shika entered through the revolving door and went straight to a line. There were three people in front of him. A skinny creepy guy with glasses that was wearing a long-sleeve gray sweatshirt and short shorts was at the head of the line. Second, was an exeptionally large woman holding a purple cat in one arm, and on her other arm was her purse. The last person that was in front of Naruto was a man with white hair. He was wearing a green vest with a 4-pointed blue star on it with the Uchiha crest in the middle of the star, which showed he was in law enforcement. Under the vest he wore a long-sleeve black shirt. He also had on black pants and sandals.
"Hey, Shikamaru," Naruto whispered.
"What is it?"
"The dude at the front of the line is gay, the lady behind him is an overbearing nut, and this guy in front of us is-" Naruto started.
" "Kakashi-sensei" is what I'm sure you were going to say, Naruto," Kakashi said turning around.
"Kakashi-sensei?!" Naruto exclaimed.
"That is what I'm called. What's wrong with you, Naruto? Just insulting and judging people before you even meet them? Do you want me to teach you manners?" Kakashi questioned.
"No, I'm good! But what are you doing here?"
"Oh, I'm just making a deposit, and you?"
"I need some money for a ice cream cone."
"For an ice cream cone, Naruto. Use proper grammar why don'tcha," Shikamaru said.
"That doesn't even sound right," Naruto retorted. "So, how much you depotsin- depostit- puttin' in?" Naruto fumbled with his words.
"Well... that's none of your business."
"So, where's Anko?" Shikamaru asked.
"She was supposed to wait in the Mustang, but knowing her she's running over an old lady on a walker at the moment." The three laughed. "Don't tell her I said that. She takes it very seriously when someone mocks her driving."
"Yeah, got it," both Shikamaru and Naruto replied.
"THIS IS A STICK-UP!" A man wearing nothing but black yelled once he walked inside the bank holding a sawn-off shotgun. Two other men dressed in black walked in alongside the first man. One was holding an M-16 and the other had a knife.
Everyone got on the floor.
"Meow." The cat that the fat woman had rubbed up against the man with the knife's leg and purred.
"EEEEEEEEEEEKKK!!!" the man screamed. "KILL IT, YAMU! SHOOT IT!" the knife man shouted at the top of his lungs. Yamu, the man equipped with a sawn-off shotgun, shot the cat. The shotgun made a loud, thunderous noise that made everyone in the room, excluding Kakashi, flinch. The gun beheaded the cat and blood was all over the floor.
"Shit!" Shikamaru whispered loudly.
"They got some serious ammunition for petty thieves," Kakashi said with a certain hint of calm and aloofness.
"Petty thieves!? They're robbing a bank!" Naruto whispered with anger in his voice. "We gotta do something," Naruto thought.
"OH NO! WHISKERS!" the fat lady whined.
CLIFFHANGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The first cliffhangar of the story. Cherish this day everyone!!!!
The next chapter won't be as late. Scout's Honor! It's a promise!
Will Neji and Kai find something to do?
Will Naruto survive?
Will Shikamaru survive?
Will Kakashi survive?
Will the girls get a bigger part?
Will the party ever begin?
Will Sasuke be in the next chapter?
Where's Sakura?
Is Haku having fun?
Will the robbers get away with it?
Why does Not Fake Bank keep being targeted?
Will Akira take Kenji back?
Will Naruto get his ice cream cone?
Why is there so many questions this time?
Find out next time! Happy Holidays and much love from TYT-G!....But mostly G.