Know Your Stars: Winx Club

Summary: I have my last witch ( Well, last Warlock if you want to get technical since they did betray a whole school- but not everyone is familiar with that term so I digress) so let's bring on the torture.

Disclaimer: Standard disclaimer applies- although I wonder if I'm crazy and I say I own Winx Club, do I get to go to the special jail?

Twelfth Victim: Icy Trix

Icy watched Stormy run from a clump of trees with well a storm cloud over her head. Intrigued Icy decided to investigate what could have caused such a reaction. The ice witch figured it had to be better than chronic elevator music and inane chanting. Heh, right.

The former senior witch walked through the door and situated herself on the chair which had been righted after Stormy's temper tantrum. Icy tried to get comfortable, but she had a sneaky suspicion that something was about to happen.

"Know your stars! Know your stars! Know your stars Icy Trix she is on PETA's most wanted list for harming her duck." The voice began knowingly

"Yeah so what?" Counters Icy. "That duck was annoying me- he got what he deserved."

"So if a small animal is annoying you it's just fine to try and kill it?"

The ice witch snorts. "Yeah. I did it to Bloom too. What's your point?"

The voice sighed. "Icy, she is really Clueless97's grandma."

Icy's left eye began to twitch. "Do I look like a grandma to you?"

The voice grinned although you couldn't see it. "Icy, she is really eighty-six years old and uses a lot of botox!"

Her right eye gets in on the twitching action. "I most certainly am not eighty-six! And I don't use botox."

"Uh huh, Icy she wanted to get the Solaris ring so she could get closer to Stella if you know what I mean?"

Icy growls because she can't start conjuring ice blades like she used to. "I most certainly do know what you mean! And it's completely false!"

"Oh, but Darcy told me differently"

Flashback to when Darcy was still in the room. "Oh by the way, Icy wanted Stella's ring to get closer to Stella." End flashback.

"I meant that we should use it to get closer to her powers. Don't go taking the whole conversation out of context."

"Yeah right Icy. Everyone knows how you really feel." The voice taunted.

"If I had my powers they would." Icy snapped.

"Uh huh. Icy Trix, her forehead was used to project movies at the Magix multiplex."

"How is that possible?"

Taiki Kou one of the Starlight's secret identities comes on stage in her Starlight's fuku and slaps Icy across the face. "That's for stealing my job."

The former ice witch stares at Taiki her eyes bugging out. "As what a hooker?"
The voice thinks of Icy's clothes. "You're a great one to talk."

"What's that supposed to mean?"

Taiki slinks away sensing that the whole situation is going to get ugly

"You know what? I'm just not gonna say. Icy she is really Santa Claus's love child." The voice starts to snort.

"That's just really not true!" Icy snarls.

"Yeah- you're right. You get coal for Christmas don't you?"

"I don't even believe in Santa Claus!"

Santa Claus comes down from a chimney the prop people just added for that purpose. "That's it Icy, you're out of the will!" The jolly elf goes back up the chimney.

"Ha!" taunts the voice.

Icy cracks her knuckles and thinks of what she'd do if she still had her powers.

"Heh, Icy, she's really part polar bear."

Icy jumps out of her chair and starts yelling. "That's defamation of character! I'm gonna sue!"

"Uh, you're in a rehabilitation center for trying to take over a realm. Who in their right mind will represent you?"

"Johnny Cochran (1)?" Icy makes her statement a question. And the voice has no comment. With that in mind, Icy leaves to find her lawyer.

The voice sighs heavily. "Now you know, Icy Trix."

Icy just got owned!

Review shout outs! WelcometoKatzmote- I do need to change that, Player L, Clueless 97- Do I need to pay you royalties? Ikey- I used the forehead thing, but differently, Titanfan, Bubbly Shell22- she is now 86 with a botox addiction. Xeed Guilman- it's in there. Ragnarok Destroyer- I came close, right? WILD CAT BLACK RANGER, Purple Nova823.

Helia's next. What to say, what to say.

1.) For those who don't know. Johnny Cochran was O.J. Simpson's lawyer.