Episode 12: On this episode, we're in search of sensor bar. Why you ask.
Because after this chapter you'll have an image of Bowser in your head you wish you didn't.


A member of the Koopa Troopas, who drew the short straw, knocked nervously on Bowser's door. It was never wise to disturb him after hours unless it was something big. Capturing Luigi was big, he just was not sure if it was big enough.

"What the fuck do you want?" Bowser's voice was gruff and labored. Since his lady fuck toy had skipped out leaving him with a baby on his door step, he had only his hand and an empty cold bed. He was even more irritable due to this as of late.

"Luigi is locked up in the dungeon." The Koopa Troopas voice cracked. His nervousness was evident.

Bowser still hard and dripping stomped towards the door. He nearly ripped it off the hinges as he opened it. "What did you say about Luigi?"

The Koopa Troopa quickly looked up as high as he could but not into Bowser's eyes. "He stumbled into one of our traps in the forest. He is in the dungeon."

"And the fat little fucker?"

"He left a week previous." The Koopa Troopa knew this information because they had been keeping an eye on the brother's for a good while. They were always looking for loopholes and opportunities. "They are still at odds."

"I can use this to my advantage." Bowser gave a hearty laugh. "Bring him to my chambers." He slammed the door on the Koopa Troopa and headed back to bed to take care of business.

The Koopa Troopa grumbled at having the door slammed in his face. Despite that, he was thankful though that it had not been worse. He shuffled on down the hall and headed towards the dungeon.