N-E: well this chapter was really long so I had to split this one in two.

Axel: that and she hasn't finished the whole chapter.

N-E: oh don't worry about that one. Pt 2 is coming very soon. Anyway this chapter is where Vexen has invented something (T_T) and Axel is going nuts with the experiment so enjoy!


Day 45

Beach house 1:20 pm

Today wasn't such a hot summer day but it was a cold and wet day. Unusual weather for Destiny islands.

Ever since the nobodies met those Starlight Academy kids they've not only been bothered by Kuri, Ed and the Demon sisters but now they're being bothered by just about everyone.

Vexen snooped around the house hiding a strange device behind his back. He walked into the living room to see the rest of the organization lounging about "the Demon sisters and Detectives aren't here right?"

Roxas stood up like a boot camp kid and saluted. Axel and Demyx followed suit. "I locked the front and back door sir!" Roxas barked.

"I locked the windows sir!" Demyx yelled

"I even locked the vents," Axel added.

Vexen raised a brow "what about your friends?"

"Hopefully they aren't coming today" Larxene said

"How about Helga?" Vexen asked

"She's taking the day off remember?" Zexion said.

Vexen gave them all a creepy smile "Excellent". He pulled out an oddly shaped gun and pointed it at the other nobodies.

"OH MY GOD HE'S GOING TO KILL US!" Xion screamed.

Vexen looked at his strange gun "what no! This is a memory ray gun"

Everyone stared at Vexen. "A what?" Marluxia asked.

"A memory ray gun" Vexen explained, "it's my new experiment"

"Enough with the experiments!" Xigbar yelled.

Vexen shot Xigbar a death glare. "I'm interested No.4" Xemnas said

Vexen grinned "excellent!" Vexen showed everyone the memory ray gun "When you pull this trigger it will shoot out a ray and in that ray is a nano device that temporarily knocks out that person and the nano device projects a memory from 10 years ago"

"Does it have to be 10?" Larxene asked

"It's a prototype. Now who wants to be my lab rat…I mean my test subje- I mean…who wants a go?" Vexen's eyes shifted but then he stared at Zexion.

Zexion rolled his eyes "there's no way you're going to test that stupid thi-" Zexion didn't get to finish his sentence. Vexen had shot him with the memory ray which emitted a bright purple light that enveloped around Zexion's head. Zexion fell onto the floor unconscious.

"ZEXION!" Roxas screamed. He was about to run up to him but then a projection appeared in front of Him.

Zexion's Memory

An 8-year-old Ienzo was sitting on a bench in the park all by himself. Ienzo was curled up on the bench and he sounded like he was crying. Suddenly he heard a bark. He looked up and saw a golden Labrador wagging her tail happily. Ienzo wiped away his tears and stared at the dog.

"Hey there are you alone?" Ienzo asked.

The dog sat in front of him and she whimpered. Ienzo sighed, "guess I'm not the only one" Ienzo patted the dog then he had an idea. "Hey why don't you live with me at Ansem's castle"

The dog barked happily and licked Ienzo's face and he laughed. "You better be quiet because I don't think Ansem the Wise would allow pets do you understand"

So Ienzo brought the dog into the laboratories of Ansem's castle. The only other person who was there was Vexen's somebody 'Even'. Even was conducting some kind of crazy experiment (No surprise there) when he spotted Ienzo. "Ienzo where have you been" He looked at the dog. "Is that a dog" Ienzo started sweating uncontrollably. "Ienzo my boy, we're not allowed pets inside the castle. Especially not in the laboratories"

"I'll keep her in my room and I'll try to keep her out of trouble! I promise!" Ienzo begged. He looked at Even with really big puppy eyes. Even sighed. "Fine you can keep her but make sure Ansem doesn't find out"

Ienzo saluted to Even. "Yes sir!" he faced the dog. "Let's go girl!"

End

"Wow was that Zexion?" Marluxia asked the other nobodies.

"He looked so…innocent and…happy" Luxord said.

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaww" Xion squealed. "Zexion was sooo cute back then"

"Yeah what made him so emo" Larxene asked.

"Well his dog died" Vexen said. "It may have been my fault…I used his dog as a lab rat many times"

"Vexen" Everyone growled.

"Oh and his parents died when he was a child so we looked after him" Vexen explained. "That may also be why he's so emo"

Suddenly a sparkly aura surrounded Xion and Demyx. "Poor boy" Demyx said dramatically.

"He must've been so lonely" Xion said equally as dramatic as Demyx.

Larxene whacked Demyx and Xion on their heads "STOP WATCHING SOAP OPERAS AND KOREAN DRAMAS!"

Zexion sat up from the floor and rubbed the back of his head. "Wow was I knocked out or something?" He asked himself.

Xion and Demyx ran up to hug Zexion. "You poor thing!" they cried.

"Okay?" Zexion muttered.

Xigbar glared at Zexion. "HOW COME POPPET HUGS HIM?"

"Guys with sad pasts always get the ladies" Axel winked. "And apparently they get Demyx too"

Vexen stared at his gun like it was some kind of special item from Wakachukanaka "it works" Vexen said.

Well whatever was happening in Axel's strange little mind drove him to do something so uncontrollably, incredibly, extraordinarily stupid. Axel strolled towards Vexen then snatched the ray gun off him. Vexen looked at Axel with shock.

"BWUAHAHAHAHAHA!" Axel laughed and he was on his way out the front door.

Vexen went red with fury "COME BACK HERE!"

Larxene ran towards Axel just as he was unlocking the front door "GIVE THAT GUN BACK YOU CRAZY PYRO HEDGEHOG!"

Axel shot Larxene with the ray gun and got out of the house.

"Larxene are you alright!" Roxas yelled but then a hologram appeared in front of him.

Larxene's memory

A young girl with long blonde hair sat at a small table with a plastic tea set and she was surrounded by dolls and teddy bears who also sat around the table. She wore a pink frilly dress and a pretty pink bow in her hair. A white kitten strolled towards the tea party and meowed loudly.

"Would you like some tea fluffy" the girl asked.

End

Everyone was silent except for Xion who looked like she was about to laugh. Larxene rubbed the back of her head. "That stupid hedgehog!" She snarled. Larxene looked over to Xion and shot her a glare. "WHAT'S SO FUNNY SHORTIE?"

"HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Xion laughed but everyone else stared at Xion like she was some random weirdo on the street. Xion stopped laughing and looked at everyone "what that's funny. I mean the big bad Larxene had tea parties"

Demyx chuckled "um most little children have tea parties in pink frilly dresses"

Zexion raised a brow "you mean most little girls right?"

"Yeah that's right" Demyx laughed nervously.

"You mean to tell me you've never had a tea party before?" Larxene asked.

Xion shook her head. Suddenly Xemnas was surrounded by a pink sparkly aura. "MY POOR LITTLE DARLING!" He cried and then grabbed a pink frilly dress out of nowhere "QUICK WE MUST GET HER INTO THIS! I'LL DRESS UP AS A TEDDY BEAR!"

Xion rolled her eyes "no (heartless)ing way Mansex"

"DON'T TALK TO YOUR FATHER LIKE THAT!" Xemnas yelled.

"YOU'RE NOT OUR DAD!" Xion yelled.

"Besides we've got no time for tea parties. We have to catch Axel" Roxas announced.

Park: 1:35pm

Axel sat on a park bench and stared at the ray gun in awe "This is awesome!" he grinned.

"Hey Axel what's that?" Kuri asked from behind the bench

"WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?" Axel screamed.

"Well I tried to get inside your place but it was locked so I had to buy more cof-" Kuri didn't get to finish her sentence because Axel shot her with the ray gun.

Kuri's memory

A 5-year-old Kuri and a 6-year-old Ed were both trying to reach for the cookie jar on the kitchen bench. Kuri hopped onto Ed's back and she grabbed the cookie jar. "Mission complete!" Kuri announced as Ed put her down. Kuri opened the cookie jar only to discover

"Someone has stolen the cookies," She said with her usual suspicious tone but in a little girl's voice.

"We should find out who it is!" Ed suggested. "Just like how those detectives solve cases in those mystery shows"

"Good idea Ed" Kuri grinned.

End

"tsk tsk. Detectives at an early age" Axel grinned as he looked at Kuri. "Why am I not surprised?"

"OH MY GOD!" Yuna screamed. "AXEL WHAT DID YOU DO TO KURI YOU SICK PERVERT?"

Axel's eyes went wide. "I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING PERVY!"

"Oh yeah! Why is she on the ground unconscious then?" Yuna said placing her hands on her hips.

Axel looked at the ray gun and gave Yuna a malicious smile. "Wouldn't you like to know?" He got the ray gun and shot Yuna. She fell to the ground unconscious and Axel ran off into the streets.

Kuri woke up just as the rest of the Organization arrived. "KURI!" Xion yelled. "Have you seen Axel?"

"Oh hi guys" Kuri waved and then yawned. "Wow it feels like I've just taken a nap" Kuri then realised what just happened. "OH MY GOD I JUST TOOK A NAP!"

"Uh huh?" Xigbar nodded.

"DON'T YOU GET IT? THAT MEANS CRIMINALS ARE GETTING AWAY WITH THINGS! I MUST STOP THEM" Kuri stood up and got her bag of coffee beans. "But first I'm going to go home and make about 10 cups of coffee to make up for my nap" Kuri started running back to her place. The organization watched the detective run away and Zexion let out a heavy sigh.

"Well she was helpful" Zexion said sarcastically.

Roxas looked around and found Yuna waking up. "ow what the?" Yuna groaned.

"Yuna? What happened?" Roxas asked.

"Axel did something to Kuri and then shot me with some kind of ray gun"

"Excellent we have a lead" Marluxia said.

Shopping district

What could be the worst thing that could happen while Axel was on a rampage? That's right…he found the shopping district…with LOTS of people. Axel looked at the ray gun and smiled. "Perfect".

"hi Axel!" Sora waved. He was with Kairi and he was carrying almost all her shopping bags. "Watcha doi-?"

Sora was temporarily knocked out by the ray gun and Axel ran off and he was shooting everyone down the street. "OH MY GOD! SORA ARE YOU OKAY?"

Sora has a flash back of when he was 5 and he trying to impress Selphie. Kairi looked at the flashback and glared at Sora.

Sora woke up and rubbed his eyes. "oh geez what happened"

Kairi shot him a death glare "you mean to tell me I wasn't your first crush?"

"Huh what?" Sora asked

"hmph!" Kairi grabbed her shopping bags and left Sora.

"Wait…what did I do?"

3 minutes later

By the time the Organization arrived it was too late. Everyone down the street were knocked out and having some kind of flash back displaying everywhere. Roxas found the super hot Lemone Sorbei and laughed. "OH MY GOD! LEMONE USED TO BE FAT!"

"hmmm I wonder how Lemone became so super-hot then?" Demyx wondered.

"He's Italian" Xion said as if it were so obvious.

"Ooh" Demyx said. "That makes so much more sense"

"Idiot" Zexion muttered.

"Man what about his twin Limè?" Larxene wondered. "I barely see him around"

"Oh I've seen him around" Xion said. "Every time I'm out with Riku he's always trying to kill him. I thought I told that weirdo I wasn't going out with him"

"Bloody criminal mastermind kids" Larxene sighed. "Why do we have them at Destiny High?"

"It is a public school" Zexion said.

"True"

No one knows why but Xemnas started crying. "I'm sorry my children! I just couldn't afford to send you to a private school. I just couldn't afford it. I mean like what? There's 13 of you going to school"

"Superior…not all of us are going to school" Xaldin said.

"Huh?" Xemnas asked. "Whose education am I paying for again?"

"Us!" Xion, Demyx, Roxas, Larxene and Zexion raised their hands.

"Oh and Axel as well" Roxas said. "And when the New Year starts you'll just be paying for Xion, Larxene, Demyx and I so you're going to have a bit more munny"

"WHAT WHY?" Xemnas asked.

"Axel and I graduated. Remember Superior? You were at the graduation ceremony and you were crying like a baby" Zexion said. "We aren't going to high school anymore. When the New Year starts we're both going to university?"

"pfffft Axel? In uni?" Larxene laughed. "Oh that's classic!"

Meanwhile

Axel sneezed. "Hmm either I'm getting a cold or someone doubted my intelligence"

"that's not hard doubt" Seifer smirked.

"HEY!" Axel yelled and then shot Seifer with the ray gun.

Shopping district

"Wait so that means…you'll both be moving out?" Xemnas asked.

"Well maybe" Zexion said.

"NEVEEEEERRR!" Xemnas yelled and chained Zexion up to a tree. Where the chains came from, no one knows.

"SUPERIOR! WHAT THE (heartless) ARE YOU DOING?"

"You're not moving out sonny boy!" Xemnas yelled.

"SUPERIOR STOP BEING A LUNITIC!"

While Xemnas was just being plain creepy, Xigbar devised a plan. "I think we should all split up and find Axel"

Everyone nodded and left the shopping district except for Xemnas and poor Zexion. Xemnas stood there looking almost sad. "They're growing up" he said. "They'll all leave me soon" Xemnas walked away feeling sad and angsty.

"Um hello?" Zexion said. "I'm still tied up to a tree here…help"

To be Continued

Will Xemnas stop angsting?
Will Axel be caught red handed?
Will Zexion be set free?
Will someone please stop Vexen and his experimenting?

Tune in next time for SECRET MISSION: SUMMER VACTION