Kiara and Kovu made their way back to pride rock singing 'The Bad Touch' together. As they arrived at the entrance to the den Kovu nuzzled Kiara affectionately. 'Goodnight.' He said in a loving tone.

Kiara smiled back at Kovu. 'Goodnight.' She said as she walked into the den leaving Kovu to sleep with Mr Rock.

As Kiara entered the den Simba walked outside. He felt very reluctant to let Kovu into the den but he had no choice; he made a promise to Scar and unless he wanted to end up in nappies again he needed to keep it. 'Hey Kovu,' he said in a friendly tone. 'It's kinda cold tonight; why don't you come inside?'

'Nah.' Kovu replied. 'I need to keep Mr Rockie-poo warm.'

'Oh.' Simba replied with relief. 'Well if you're happy sleeping here then I have no reason to...'

'Ahem!' Scars spirit interrupted. 'Get him to come in or you'll wind up with nappy rash again.'

'I mean Mr Rockie-poo can come in with you if he likes.' Simba said swiftly.

'Would you like to come in Mr Rockie-poo?' Kovu asked the big rock.

Silence

Simba became impatient. 'FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!!' He shouted. 'IT'S A FRIGGIN ROCK!!!!!! IT WAS NEVER ALIVE!!!!!'

Kovu gasped at Simbas statement and hugged the rock tightly. 'How dare you!' He said. Kovu turned and tried to comfort the rock. 'Shhhh; he didn't mean that.'

Simba sighed quietly and shook his head.

'It's ok Kovu.' A deep voice said.

Simba looked around to try and find the source of the voice; but was then shocked to see the rock Kovu had been comforting sprout legs and walk off. 'I know when I'm not wanted.' The rock said as it walked off down the steps of pride rock.

Simba fainted from the shock and Kovu forgot everything that happened. 'Why am I outside?' Kovu said to himself. Kovu noticed Simba lying unconscious on the ground. Kovu thought to himself. 'Hmmmm; I know I'm supposed to do something but can't remember what.' Kovu glanced at Simbas body again. 'I know Zira told me to do something to Simba but I can't remember what.'

Kovu tried to remember what his mother had told him to do to Simba. 'Play with him?... No. Sing to him?...No. Kill him?...No. Dress him up in a fairy costume?...Yeh I'm pretty sure it was to dress him up in a fairy costume.' And with that Kovu dragged Simba by his tail into the den.

Meanwhile Vitani and Jade were watching events unfold from afar. Both had looks of displeasement on their faces. 'He's forgotten his mission hasn't he.' Jade scowled.

'Yep.' Vitani replied in a similar tone.

'Why don't we just go in there and do the job ourselves?' Jade asked.

Vitani and Jade both looked at each other with evil smiles. 'Plus it'd be a good opportunity for a midnight snack.' Vitani replied.

And with that both girls changed into their vampire selves and headed up to the prides den. They entered the den to find the pride landers sleeping with Simba and Nala sleeping on the royal slab at the back. As the girls approached Simba he came more and more into focus.

When they eventually reached Simba they stopped dead in their tracks and burst into laughter. For lying on the slab was Simba dressed in a pink fairy dress, tiara and holding a fairy wand in his right paw.

Both girls laughed as they sunk their vampire fangs into their victim. However they were so giddy that they ended up biting Nala by accident. Both girls stopped suddenly with their fangs halfway in Nalas flesh; they then shrugged their shoulders and carried on sucking her blood.

After draining Nala they felt too full to drink Simbas blood so they simply changed back into their normal forms and headed back to Zira.

Some place between the pride lands and the outlands

Zira (who had somehow made a miraculous recovery) roared with rage. 'You're sure?' She asked Vitani with rage.'

'Affirmative!' Vitani replied. 'I saw it with my own eyes; Simba was wearing a fairy costume!'

'No!' Zira replied with rage. 'You should have had a camera with you! Then we could have posted it all over the internet and ruined his reputation once and for all! No matter, lets just go.'

Zira, Vitani and Jade arrived back in the outlands where they found all of the outsiders asleep. Zira lay down on her sleeping spot and started snoring loudly. Jade and Vitani were just about to go to sleep when their vampire nature got the better of them. They both looked around lustfully at all the sleeping lionesses.

'Look at all that fresh blood.' Vitani drooled.

'Yeh.' Jade replied. 'I can almost hear their hearts beating all that moist, tangy liqueur.

Both girls morphed into their vampire selves and proceeded draining the blood of every last outsider.

15 minutes and 20 slurps later

Nuka and Zira were woken to the sound of Michael Jacksons 'Thriller' blasting into their ears. They both looked up to see Vitani, Jade and the rest of the outsiders standing on their hind legs and dancing Michael Jackson style moves.

Zira walked over to the CD player and pulled the plug which silenced the den; the lionesses immediately got down off their hind legs.

'What's going on?' Zira asked.

'Isn't it cool?' A random vampire outsider replied. 'Vitani and Jade enrolled us into the vampire club.'

Zira was shocked. 'What?! No one's joining any club! It's too dam expensive!'

'C'mon Zira!' Jade sighed. 'You always spoil everythin.'

Lioness 1: 'Yeh, don't you want to live forever?

Lioness 2: 'Stay young forever?'

Lioness 3: 'Dance like Michael Jackson?'

Lioness 4: 'Get discounts at major retail outlets?'

Zira thought to herself for a moment. 'Hmmmm; well I doubt they're gonna believe I'm a student anymore so I suppose I could...'

'THAT'S IT I'VE HAD ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

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S.O.N: Huh?... What the?...Who said that?...That's not in the script.

King Ligerion: I DID!!!

S.O.N: Oh...er...hi Mr Ligerion slowly backs away how are you? hehe

King Ligerion: HOW DO YOU BLOODY THINK I AM!!!!!! I'M ANNOYED AT THE WAY YOU'VE USED MY CHARACTERS!!!!

S.O.N: What do you mean?

King Ligerion: FIRST OFF, THE VAMPIRE LIONESSES ARE AN EVIL CULT NOT A CLUB HOUSE!!! SECONDLY, THE VAMPIRE LIONESSES DON'T DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON!!! AND THIRDLY, MALES DO NOT HAVE TO BE CIRCUMCISED TO BECOME VAMPIRE LIONS!!!!!!! YOU'VE MADE A MOCKERY OUT OF MY STORY!!!!!

S.O.N: I'm sorry Mr Ligerion. I was only having a laugh. Anything I can do to make up for it?

King Ligerion: Sob It's too late now. All of my friends have read your story and now every time they even look at the title of my story they burst into laughter. Anyway; I created the vampire lionesses, so I own them; therefore I'm taking them back. Pulls out a 'de-vamp' gun and 'de-vampireises' the lionesses back into normal lionesses. Now I bid you good day! Walks off to the left.

S.O.N: Ur Ligron? Ligron? I was gonna tell him he forgot to 'de-vamp' Nala and that the exit's that way. Oh well; I'm sure he'll find his way out ok.

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And with that the author used his magical laptop to make the outsiders forget what had just happened; and everyone went to sleep.

What do you think so far? I'll update as soon as possible but in the mean time please review :-)