Don't kill me for putting this up please. I have my entire life ahead of me. This is to MorningStarAtNight. I don't own anything that has already been come up with by other people.
Call Me Maybe
I threw a wish in the well. Where did you find a well? Don't ask me I'll never tell. I wasn't going to ask you what you wished for. I looked to you as it fell. Why does this person sound familiar? And now you're in my way. I've heard this person before. I'dtrade my soul for a wish, pennies and dimes for a kiss. I don't think Hades would let you trade your soul for a wish. Anyway, it sounds really stupid to sell your soul, especially since I bet you'll wish on something stupid. I wasn't looking for this. What were you looking for then? But now you're in my way. Then push him out of your way. It's that simple. Your stare was holdin'. Holding what? Ripped jeans, skin was showing. No… it's you! That's why you sound so familiar. Hot night, wind was blowin'. Where you think you're going baby? He's probably heard about how you dance and stalk people.
Hey, I just met you. That's a very blunt way of saying hello to someone. And this is crazy. Then don't do it. But here's my number, so call me maybe! Giving your phone number to a complete stranger. I didn't think even you would do something as stupid as that. It's hard to look right at you baby. Is he like Medusa? But here's my number so call me maybe. Get help before someone kidnaps you. Hey, I just met you. I'm sure he knew that. And this is crazy. That probably scared him half to death. But here's my number, so call me maybe. And you just happened to have a writing utensil with you? And all the other boys try to chase me. You leave them alone but go for a stranger? That's really stupid. You'd be better off as a Hunter. But here's my number, so call me maybe. Poor you. So brainwashed into thinking that giving your phone number to a stranger is normal. I suppose some mortals might think it is normal. Hermes would probably do it, but he's Hermes.
You took your time with the call. Because I'm sure everybody calls strangers that give them their phone numbers. I took no time with the fall. Why does everyone fall for complete strangers? That doesn't really make any sense. You gave me nothing at all. Exactly! You don't know the guy. He's a stranger that you just met and decided to give your phone number to. I don't think even Aphrodite would do that. But still, you're in my way. Shove him out of the way already.
I beg and borrow and steal. That'll get you arrested. I didn't know I would feel it. Feel what? Complete obsession over a guy that you need to get over? But it's in my way. Obsession seems to get in a lot of people's ways. Apollo and wanting date my Hunters. I don't even have to bother hiding that one with coughs. Your stare was holding. Stares cannot hold things. Ripped jeans, skin was showing. Why does that matter to you? Hot night, wind was blowing. How does the wind factor into this? Where you think you're going baby? See? You're asking a complete stranger where he's going. Go get a psychologist before it's too late!
Hey, I just met you. Yes, we are all aware of that now. And this is crazy. Yes, you need a psychologist. But here's my number, so call me maybe. So, how did you give him your phone number? Did you write it on his hand or give him a piece of paper with it on there? Why would you even have a writing utensil? It's hard to look right at you baby. So, you've fallen for someone you can't even look at. But here's my number, so call me maybe. I'm sure he would love to call a stranger that he just met. Hey, I just met you. He already knows that. I doubt you have to tell him. And this is crazy. You are crazy. But here's my number, so call me maybe. I feel like you should go to an asylum because a psychologist wouldn't be able to do enough.
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I'll spare you from the rest of it.