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I think it's just nonsense and a waste of lines.
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Act II – Scene 4: A street
Obito and Gai are walking down a street. The streets are busy with people.
"Where the devil is Kakashi? Didn't he come home yesterday?" asked Gai.
"Not to his father's. I spoke with a servant." Obito answered, putting both of his hands behind his head.
"Why, that pale, heartless, wrench! That Rin! She torments him so much that he'll surely run mad." Gai said dramatically. Obito held back the urge to roll his eyes. Gai could be such a drama queen… or king (in this case).
"Neji, a Hyuuga, sent a letter to Kakashi's father's house." Obito stated, changing the subject.
"I bet, on my life, that it's a challenge." Gai said confidently.
"If it is, Kakashi will answer it." Obito replied, uninterested.
"Any man who can write can answer a letter." Gai retorted.
"No, Kakashi will answer how he wants to." Obito stated firmly.
"But poor Kakashi, he's already dead, stabbed by Rin's unloving eyes. His heart is wounded by Cupid's blunt arrow, and you think he's well enough to fight Neji?" asked Gai incredulously.
"Why? What's so great about Neji?" asked Obito.
"He's more than what he appears to be. Oh, he's the courageous master of formal behavior. He fights with attention and precision. He observes all formalities. He could stab you in the direct location of where a button used to be. He's a duelist! A duelist! He's a gentleman of the finest schools of fighting techniques. He has reasons that would cause gentlemen to want to challenge him to a duel." Said Gai. Just then, Kakashi appeared.
"Here comes Kakashi! Here comes Kakashi!" Obito said.
"He looks worn out. He's an idiot. He thinks that Rin's beauty can't compare to any other woman's. Ha! Mr. Kakashi, Ohayo (Japanese greeting – Good Morning)! There's a Japanese salutation (polite expression of greeting or goodwill) to you, you Japanese slop! You did wrong to us last night." Gai said, pouting.
"Good morning to you both. What wrong doing did I do to you yesterday night?" Kakashi asked, genuinely confused.
"You 'ditched' us, sir. Can you not conceive (understand)?" asked Gai, a bit of playfulness entering his voice.
"Pardon me, good Gai. My business was great and in such a case like mine, a man may act like I did and strain courtesy." Kakashi replied, not really sounding sorry. Kakashi, Gai, and Obito talk and just enjoy each other's company when Kurenai and Asuma appear.
"Asuma!" Kurenai called.
"Yes?" Asuma asked.
"My fan, Asuma."
"Good, Asuma, to hide her face, for her fan is the fairer face." Gai commented.
"God bid you good morning, gentlemen." Kurenai greeted, ignoring Gai's comment.
"Good morning, fair gentlewoman." Gai replied, bowing slightly.
"Gentlemen, can any of you tell me where I may find young Kakashi?" inquired Kurenai.
"I'm him." Kakashi answered.
"I desire some conference with you." Kurenai stated.
"Kakashi, will you come back to your father's? We'll have some dinner then." Gai said, not really interested on what was happening.
"I'll follow you." Kakashi answered Kurenai. Kakashi then nodded to Gai and Obito as they left, heading to the Hatake household.
"Farewell, ancient lady, farewell." Gai sang as he and Obito left.
"I inquire, who was that saucy merchant?" asked Kurenai, scowling. She felt a bit offended at Gai's "ancient lady" comment. She wasn't that old.
"A gentlemen, nurse, that loves to hear himself speak. He'll speak more in a minute than he'll stand in a month." Kakashi said, sighing.
"Asuma, leave us for a while." Kurenai asked. Asuma nodded and went away for a while.
"Pardon me, sir, a word. My young lady bid me to inquire you out. Why she told me to inquire you out, I'll keep to myself. But first let me tell you, if you lead her into a fool's paradise, it would be a gross behavior on your part, for as they say, a gentlewoman is young and--" Kurenai said when she was interrupted.
"Nurse, please convey my respect and best wishes to your lady and mistress." Kakashi asked of the nurse.
"I will tell her as much. She will be a joyful woman." Kurenai stated, shaking her head helplessly.
"Tell her, by some means, to come to confess this afternoon at the 1st's house, and there, she will be married. Here is for your pains." Kakashi said, handing Kurenai some money.
"No, truly sir, not a penny." Kurenai stated, refusing the money.
"It's ok, I say you will." Kakashi convinced, handing Kurenai some money again. Kurenai reluctantly took it.
"This afternoon, sir? Well, she'll be there." Kurenai said, pocketing the money.
"Farewell. Be trustworthy, and I'll reward your pains. Farewell, send my regards to your mistress." Kakashi asked of the nurse. Kurenai just nodded and got ready to leave.
"Bless you! My mistress is the sweetest lady. The shinobi Naruto would eagerly seize Hinata for himself, but Hinata would as willingly see a toad as she sees Naruto." Kurenai said, snorting a bit. Kakashi smirked a little at this.
"Commend me to your lady. Farewell." Kakashi said, waving slightly.
"1000 times." Kurenai assured. Kakashi then nodded and left, leaving Kurenai.
"Asuma!" Kurenai called impatiently.
"Yes?" Asuma asked, returning.
"Go ahead of me, and quickly." Kurenai ordered, mentally cursing herself for wasting so much time. Hinata was sure going to be angry.