Part 12

Edward's POV
"Lord please forgive for what I do. For I know not what I've done," Emmett said as I walked down the stairs.

"Emmett did you say something to me?" I asked.

"Father please forgive me for I know not what I do, I just never had the chance to ever meet You, Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be, My mother's evil steed and do these evil deeds..." He rapped.

"Emmett why are you rapping?"
"Mama had a baby and its head popped off. Head popped off. Head pooped off. Head popped off. Head popped off. Head popped off."

"How rude, Emmett!" Nessie said. "Have you seen Jacob?" Nessie asked me.

"No, I don't know what's up with Emmett."

"He's probably listening to something on his iPod again."

"But mama don't want me the next thing I know I'm gettin dropped off," Emmett said. "getting dropped off. Gettin dropped off. Gettin dropped off. Gettin dropped off."

"I think your right." I said. "Maybe Emmett knows were Jacob is."

"I don't think I should bother him."

"why?"

"You've seen how he gets when someone intrupes him when he's in the zone."

"Ring, ring, ring on the doorbell of the next door neighbors on their front porch, their front porch, their front porch, their front porch, their front porch."

"True, why do you need to find Jacob anyways?"

"Mommy wants him to help her with something I'm not sure what it is though."

"But they didn't want me neither so they left me on someone else's lawn, else's lawn, else's lawn, else's lawn."

"Okay, Emmett!" I yelled as loud as I could.

:Til' someone finally took me in my great aunt and uncle Edna and Charles," He yelled as loud as he could. " Edna and Charles, Edna and Charles, Edna and Charles, Edna and Charles." He whispered.

"Dang I wonder if he is going to just reply in song for the rest of his life but if he doesn't answer me soon his iPod is going bye bye." I threatened.

"They were the ones who were left in charge, My elementary they'd gang up on me and sing this song, sing this song, sing this song, sing this song."

"UGH! Charlisle!" I yelled.

"Carlisle's not here," Alice said pulling Bella down the stairs.

"It went a little something like
Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb,
Debbie had a satan spawn satan spawn
Mama why do they keep saying this I just don't understand understand
And by the way where's my dad?!" Emmett sung again.

"What is Emmett singing?" Rosalie asked.

"Father please forgive me for I know not what I do
I just never had the chance to ever meet You
Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be
My mother's evil steed and do these evil deeds..."

"Not sure," I replied. "He won't listen to anyone of anything so don't try."

"Are you sure. I've got power over him."

"That is true but not all the time if you remember you tried to get him to stop hitting on that girl next door. Did that one work?"

"Predominately, predominately, everythings always predominately
Predominately-white, predominately-black, well what about me?
Where does that leave me? Well I guess that I'm between predominately both of em'
I think if I hear that fuckin word again I'ma scream
While I'm projectile vomiting. What do I look like a Comedian to you?"

"Okay I'm going to try. And I don't care what you tell me I know I can get him to stop," Rosalie went to stand in front of him. I really didn't want to know what she was going to do and I don't think Nessie should either.

"Hey, Nessie why don't you go find Jacob."

"Okay, Daddy." She said and ran off.

"Alice is she going to do anything that I don't want to see?" I asked.

"Nope."

"What are you doing with Bella?"

"You don't want to know!" Bella hissed.

"Is she giving you another make over?" I asked.

"Do you think that I'm kidding? What do I look like some kinda idio…
Wait a minute shit, don't answer that
Why am I so misunderstood? Why do I go through so much bullshit it's such Bullshit it's tush mull bish
Woe is me, there goes poor Marshall again
Whining about his millions and his mansion and his sorrow he's always drowning in
And the dad that he never had, and how his childhood was so bad
And how his mom was a dope addict and his ex-wife how they go at it
man I'd hate to have it as bad as that Mr. Mathers
Claims he had it, I can't imagine it
That little rich poor white bastard needs to take some of that cash out of The bank and take a bath in it
Man if I only had half of it, shit if you only knew the half of it…" Emmet sung again.

"I can't believe I'm going to say this but, I've failed. Emmett doesn't love me anymore!" Rosalie cried and ran up staies.

"Poor Rosalie," I said. "She just wanted him to do it with her but he didn't pay any attention to her."

"Yep, I would never do that to you," Jasper said in Alice ear.
"No, You wouldn't!" She agreed.

"Father please forgive me for I know not what I do
I just never had the chance to ever meet You
Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be
My mothers evil steed and do these evil deeds…"
"Is he ever going to stop?" Esme asked.

"I don't know I think he's listening to this one song." Alice said.

"Well, Esme do you know when Carlisle is getting home?" I asked.

"Evil deeds, while I plant these evil seeds
Please release me from these demons i never had any of this shit planned Mom please believe
I don't wanna be satans spawn, never got the chance to say I'm sorry
Now look at all the pain I caused
Dear Santa-Clause why are you not coming this year again
What did I do that was so bad to deserve this?"

No one talked when he stopped this time.

" Everything could have been So perfect but life ain't a fairy tale. I'm about to be hoisted up in the air
Forty feet below me there's people everywhere
I don't even know but who feel like they know me cause I'm in this ferris wheel
And all I wanna do is go to the mall and take Hallie on the carousel Without this crowd everywhere I go
But life is like a merry-go-round
Here we go now do-si-do now curtains up the show must go on now
Ring-around-the-rosie the show's over you can all go home now
But the curtain just don't close for me
This aint how fame was supposed to be
Where's the switch I can just turn off-and-on this ain't what I chose to be
So please God give me the strength
To have what it takes to carry on
Til' I pass 50 back the baton, the camera's on, my soul is gone"

Well that one was a little longer then usual.

"Well I've got to get Bella to the mall before it closes." Alice sang.

"Edward Help me!" Bella pleaded.

"I can't she'll know what my plan is. And I bet she'll be watching."

"damn right I will be!" Alice yelled at Bella for even asking. Sometimes I didn't get Alice and neither did Bella.

"Father please forgive me for I know not what I do
I just never had the chance to ever meet you
Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be
My mothers evil steed and do these evil deeds…"

Awww it's almost over. Maybe I'll listen to another song by Eminem! Emmett thought.

NOOOOOOOOOO! PLEASE ANYTHING BUT THAT! I thought.

"Father please forgive me for I know not what I do
I just never had the chance to ever meet you
Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be
My mothers evil steed and do these evil deeds…"

"Emmett!" I yelled.

"HUH? What just happened?" he asked.

"Stop singing!"