Originally, I'd planned to end this story the week I went back to school after the Christmas holidays finished, as its diffucult to keep updating regularly when you also have all this homework and sport to contend with. I go back to school this week. However, because you have all been so nice to me, and this story has been so much fun to write, I've decided to continue with it. This does mean you can expect fewer updates, but I will try hard to get things to you on time!

I'm not going to have time to update a full chapter (Audience: awwwww's), BUT get this, I did have time to write for you...

THE BITCH FIGHT!!! (Audience: YAAAAAAY!)

It was too long to put in the chapter by itself. Hope you like, I'll try and get Nessie to you ASAP!

Dedicaed to you, As a thanks for 400 reviews.

FWWBH: I'd just like to say girls, I cant believe you all got into a bitch fight. I mean, REALLY! Aren't you supposed to be grown up?

Stefanlover12, Angel of Apathy and Star-girl62626 have broken legs and hands after they tired to kick vampire and werewolf ass, but found out that they were too hard to break. SarahtheEmpath, Twilightfan1296 and MrsCullen28 broke their toes when they tried to kick Alice because Jasper was theirs and Mrsjaperhale broke her hand when she tried to punch SarahtheEmpath,Twilightfan1296 and MrsCullen28 for taking Jasper from her.

Brokennecksandbrokenhearts brought magical shovels to the fight and very nearly broke her own neck when one turned wild and flew away. Krissy stole a magical shovel from brokennecksandbrokenhearts and almost knocked Jacob unconscious when she hit him on the head. By doing this, it made VirgIsMyBird so mad that she grabbed a permanent marker and drew a moustache on Edward when he wasn't looking. However, Bella got revenge on both girls, with a little help from Feuledbyfiction and RandomCullenFangirl1901 , so now both girls are missing a few toes. All magical shovels and permanent markers have been banned.

Dancing Chickie, Hymnophile and SkittleRocker all ganged up on Rosalie and tried to take her out, however, Emmett swooped in to save the day and the girls were too momentarily distracted by his hotness to stop him from leaving with Rosalie. They now each have a broken arm, nose and rib. Emmett's Girl 47 however, pounced on Emmett before he could leave the building with Rosalie; she actually managed to kiss him twice before Rosalie broke one of her ribs and they escaped. I can officially say however, the worst damage inflicted on Rosalie was... a chipped nail. You know, that a pretty big injury for someone who's vein and indestructible!

But the main perpetrators of this fight, CullenBlackForever and Theevilcookiemonster fought it out for Seth on the new couch for all our guests. They were joined by PimmyJalmer, Twilight fangirl 13 and Sammy1224 soon after, who all claimed that Seth is ALSO theirs. Acorn9881 didn't help either by egging them on and Ashleyisadork set the couch on fire. However, all of them ganged up on Seth when he tried to break up the fight by telling them that he wasn't interested in any of them. BIG mistake on his part. They all now have broken fingers, kneecaps and hearts, care of his big sister Leah. We now also have a new couch after the last one was burnt to pieces.

Those are just the main injuries. I'll expect excellent behaviour from you girls and no fighting, because next time I won't call in Dr Carlisle to make you all better and fix your bumps and bruises!

Love (And apologies for no chapter)

FWWBH(FuzzyWuzzyWithBadHaircut)