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Disclaimer: I don't own FMA. Not even a FMA DVD or video. Grrr!
So now I give you chapter twelve!
-grrrrr... When will they fix the line things?-
As Al attempted to remove his rear from the tiny door, Quozl, still inside, tried to stifle a laugh.
"You know, Al, Roy Mustang got his butt stuck too. And so did your brother. It's just part of the magic of the door, and you should be able to get unstuck fairly easily."
"Brother was here?" asked Al, finally getting his posterior through the door.
"He was. You should've seen the stink he raised when he turned into a ferret. He was all like 'AAAAAAH!' over and over and over again. Very tiring, really," chuckled Quozl.
"That's silly. Wait... How can I walk home in this? " said Al, looking down at his loincloth and bare feet.
"I'll take you as far as the street, then you're on your own getting home."
So they walked through the woodsy area again and got back out onto the empty street. However, it was almost dawn, so people were starting to wake up and look out the window. Al panicked and hid behind a bush, face flushing beet red.
"What can I do now?" he asked nobody in particular. Just then, Maggi and Sari peeked over the bush.
"Omygosh who are you?" asked both girls at the sametime.
"Um, it's me, Al," said Al, turning redder.
"OmygawshAlyou'rehumanandwowyourlikehumanandstuffandwow!"
Both Magi and Sari suddenly glomped Al. This was very awkward for Al.
"Um, ladies, I'm kind of not wearing any pants," he said in a tiny voice.
Both girls retreated quickly.
"Oh! Wait, I can fix that!" said Magi, taking off a backpack and rummaging through it. "At last!" she said, pulling out a pair of pants. "Wear these."
Al pulled on the pants. "Just out of curiosity, why did you have a pair of pants in your backpack?"
"I guess they were still in there from the last time we went camping. They're clean, though."
"Wait a moment... just whose pants are these?" asked Al.
There was an awkward pause.
"They're my pants," said Magi.
Al was understandably freaked out that he was wearing a girl's pants. However, he decided that it was better than not wearing any pants at all. But Magi was secretly happy Al was wearing her pants. But she did not say so. No no no.
"So, um, why are you two out here anyways?" he asked, changing the subject.
"We're looking for Smoky and Muffin. I hope they didn't get drunk at Quozl's nightclub again. So, why are you out here?"
"Um..."
"Wait! Don't tell me! You went to Quozl's nightclub and the door turned you into a human on the way out!"
"How'd you know?" asked Al, surprised.
"We've been there, too," said Sari.
"Now let's take you back to Harriet's house before they wake up and notice you're gone," said Magi.
They all said their goodbyes and Al walked in through the garage and into the basement room. He got into his sleeping bag and quickly fell asleep.
-line things. That's all I'm asking for, ok?-
Edward sat up in his sleeping bag and rubbed his eyes. "Mrflenerflebleah..." He yawned. "Morning, Al. Al?" he said, looking over at his brother's sleeping bag. There was a boy about 14 years old snoozing inside it. Ed was confused for a moment, but then Quozl explained things in his head. "Al!"
Al woke up and stretched. "What time is it?"
"Al! You're a human now! Omygosh! This is great!"
Al looked down at himself. "So it wasn't a dream!"
Both Elrics got up and did the happy dance. It was then that Harriet came down the stairs.
"What's all the noise for?" she asked groggily. Then she looked at Al and her eyes widened. "Al! You're a human!"
Al nodded.
"But why are you wearing Magi's pants?"
-darn those line things!-
So, that was chapter twelve.
Al is wearing Magi's pants. Lol.
Anyways, please R & R. Always do that. Please?
Al: I'm wearing Magi's pants?
Me: I think we already established that to be true.
Al:...
Ed: Don't look so pissed, Al. You know you like her!
Al: No, you just wish you were wearing Harriet's pants.
Ed:...
Me: Oooh, Ed, you just got zapped!