A/N: Hey guys. This chapter will be happier than the last one. I am really serious about this one. You will love this. Well, most of it. It gets kind of bad in…well. I guess you'll have to see. Cue flying monkey!
*Boys' Cabin*
"You guys got to wake up," Buford-2 ordered.
"Why should I?" Perry sassed through his pillow.
"I have an ouchie…in here," Ferb-1 sobbed.
"Ferb, seriously, you need to get out of bed," Phineas-1 stated.
"She told me to shut up. I don't even talk much. I'm never going to talk again, not even my usual one line," Ferb stuttered.
"Well, I've been told a lot worse so get over it!" Perry yelled.
"Do you want to look like babies in front of the girls?" Baljeet-2 asked.
*Girls' Cabin*
"Whatchya doin?" the Isabellas asked.
"What does it look like, prisses? I'm making a pizza," Penny retorted.
"I'm such a horrible person. He'll never want to talk or look at me again. I'll probably have to move back to Tennessee so I'll hear a different accent," Gretchen sobbed into her pillow. (A/N: Will be explained way later.)
"Say mean things. It builds strength and character," Penny stated.
"You guys are being idiots. Just get up. Do you want to look like prisses in front of the guys?" Isabella-2 asked.
"I might just move to England so I'll be tortured by Ferbs!" Gretchen complained.
"Shut up!" Isabella-1 whispered.
"That's exactly what I said to him," Gretchen sobbed.
*No one's POV*
Everything was kind of awkward. The ones who were depressed were Penny, Perry, Gretchen, and Ferb. The cabins were packed away for the last time and they were on with their sad journey. Let's just hope things perk up.
*Phineas-2*
"We are going to die," he murmured. Okay, that was a fail. I know I said I would make this cheery. Let me try an upbeat person.
*Isabella-1*
"Gretchen or Phineas? Gretchen or Phineas? Gretchen or Phineas? Who do I choose?" she thought. Now that was just confusing. I need to write something happy. Maybe a little soul searching.
*Perry*
I see her standing there with that dirt bag. I guess everything I worked for is down the drain. Why didn't I take this into perspective? I mean, we live in the same house for goodness sakes. Was I too caught up in love that I never thought of the possibility that it will all blow away? Am I too stubborn? What? Where did that come from? Maybe…I need to listen to my subconscious. Maybe it can tell me something. Tell her I'm sorry and she needs to take me back. Thanks subconscious. You're welcome. Say what now?
*Penny*
He looks so miserable. That's what I wanted, right? For him to-. I guess I-. No! I need to keep strong. I don't need him. It's not like we're married. You wanted to marry Perry. Who said that? Ew, Goro is looking at me weird. I guess I'm open to that now. Perry was right. Goro is a creeper now. Where is that coming from? Too bad it's right. Perry was the one and I threw him away… l-like a rancid burrito. Now I'm a bit hungry. I wish I had one of those Spy Kids microwaves. I guess that's my punishment. Oh voice that's always right, tell me what to do. Forgive Perry and ask for forgiveness. Have a burrito together. Thanks.
*Perry*
"Hey Jeremy!" Perry called.
"What's up, Perry?" Jeremy greeted.
"Can I borrow your guitar?" Perry asked.
"Sure, dude," Jeremy replied handing it to him.
Perry was gone in a flash.
*Perry and Penny*
Perry was just behind Penny. She was currently trying to get away from Goro without looking rude. Perry whistled her over into the woods. Penny gratefully ran over to Perry. Immediately, her happy face left.
"What do you want?" Penny snapped.
"I seriously need to tell you something," Perry answered.
"I seriously don't want to listen."
"Hear me out."
"Ugh. Go on."
"Here we go. I…am…so…sorry. I wasn't thinking at all. I guess I was a little jealous. No, I was extremely jealous. I never should have let that come between us. I know that isn't even half an excuse for hurting you physically and emotionally. Will you forgive me?"
"I'm sorry to. I took everything out of context and started mixing up your words. Truthfully, for the first time in my life, I didn't know what to do. It scared me. I always learned to fight what I was afraid of. I never learned to confront it. I was really just afraid of getting my heart broken. I'm kind of to blame, dude."
"Are we cool?"
"I guess, but I don't know if we can get back together."
"I have a song."
"Yay! I mean, go on.
"Okay then."
Perry got out Jeremy's guitar and started to play.
Girl you make me You tell me that you need me Girl you make me You always talking reckless Girl you make me Calling it quits just ain't You're my, you're my Girl you make me Girl you make me
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
Dumb, dum bee dum, dumb
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
Our love is so
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
Dumb, dum bee dum, dumb
Wha, wha, why
But then you wanna leave me
And never make your way to the door
I tell you that you're too much
And that I'll miss you too much
Don't even know what we're fighting for
You keep my car, girl
And then you go get it fixed
I talk to all them other chicks
Just to make you jealous
How can we make it right?
When we both put up a fit
You make me so mad
It's kind of hard to forget
But when I look into your pretty eyes
My heart just drops
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
Dumb, dum bee dum, dumb
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
Our love is so
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
Dumb, dum bee dum, dumb
Wha, wha, why
Sending a text message
Telling me to pack and your gone
And then I get a call a minute
You sounded so innocent
Saying that you can't sleep alone
I hope I never receive to show
How you spend all my dough
You wanna go in some other room
And burn up all of my clothes
How can we make it right?
When we put up a fit
You make me so mad
It's kind of hard to forget
But when I look into your pretty eyes
My heart just drops
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
Dumb, dum bee dum, dumb
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
Our love is so
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
Dumb, dum bee dum, dumb
Wha, wha, why
What we were built for
I'd rather love you
Than to hate you girl
I want you to know
You're my shawty
Say you're my, you're my
You're my shawty
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
Dumb, dum bee dum, dumb
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
Our love is so
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
Dumb, dum bee dum, dumb
Wha, wha, why
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
Dumb, dum bee dum, dumb
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
Our love is so
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
Dumb, dum bee dum, dumb
Wha, wha, why
"Oh my God! You didn't tell me you could sing or play guitar. That is so cool," Penny cheered.
"Learn something new every day," Perry referenced (A/N: Oh come on! It's in the story).
"But I'm not sure we can get back together…" Penny started.
"You know, I could always hit you over the head with this guitar and make you forget everything."
"You didn't let me finish. I'm not sure we can get back together…if we have to keep secrets from each other."
"Agreed."
Perry put out his hand.
"Ok kiss me already," Penny urged.
They pressed their lips against each other's happy that the whole ordeal is over.
"What do we tell the others?" Perry asked.
"I think they'll figure it out soon enough," Penny replied leaning her head on Perry's chest.
"The Pereny website has already been updated."
"How does Doof know what we're doing in the second dimension?"
"Do you know what this means?"
"No. What?"
"Doof is in this dimension and is probably helping other Doof."
"That explains how the blog is always updated. I thought he had long-distance cameras following us around or something."
"That's only in our dimension. We need to tell the others."
"About us or Doofenshmirtz?"
"How about both?"
"Let's do it."
*No one's POV*
"I totally called it!" Phineas-2 shouted. "I say we not act surprised."
"Then they'll know we were stalking them on the Pereny website and in the woods," Isabella-1 countered.
"Look a unicorn," Phineas-2 said.
"Where?" Isabella-1 cried as she ran into the woods.
"Isabella, it's not real!" Phineas-1 called running after her.
"Now that the party poopers are gone, who wants to not act surprised?" Phineas-2 asked.
Everyone raises their hand. Right on cue, Perry and Penny walk in.
"Great to see you're back together," Isabella-2 greeted.
"What a long relationship. One night! I bet you missed each other so much," Phineas-2 said sarcastically.
"We haven't even told you anything," Perry stated confused.
"I have my ways," Ferb-2 said.
"Well, that's great. Move it people! Doof is expecting us!" Candace ordered.
The group, now with Isabella and Phineas-1, walked to their doom…and the neighbor Kenny. They went to an abrupt halt when a large helicopter blocked their path.
"Can we go around it?" Isabella-2 asked.
"No," Phineas-1 replied. "Can we go over it?"
"No," Jeremy replied. "Can we go under it?"
"No," Isabella-1 answered. "We're just going to have to ride it!"
"What?!" they all shrieked.
"We're going in the helicopter. It can bring us to Doof's faster than on foot," Isabella-1 explained.
Everyone agreed and filed into the helicopter. Isabella was at the captain's seat and Gretchen was co-captain.
"Gretchen, count us down," Isabella-1 ordered.
"I don't feel like it," Gretchen replied.
"Come on. Why don't you-. Oh."
"It's ok. I can count down."
"Rocket launch voice?"
"Rocket launch voice. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Ahem. Ready to go, Chief."
"We are ready for liftoff."
The helicopter was soon up in the air.
"This is your captain speaking. Since there are no seatbelts, I suggest you not move. If you are under someone's butt, suck it up," Isabella-1 announced.
"I know what should be up yours," Phineas-2 mumbled.
"Phineas!" Isabella-2 yelled.
"What? It's not like no one wanted to say it," Phineas-2 defended.
Luckily, the ride was over in no time flat. They saw a clearing and landed safely.
*Phineas, Isabella, and Ferb-1*
"That is how you land," Isabella declared.
"You don't need to rub it in my face," Phineas replied.
"I'm better at something than you. Thank you! I'm better at something than you. So poo!" Isabella cheered.
"I tried to tell him but he wouldn't listen!" Ferb cheered.
"Do the dance!" they said simultaneously as they did the Gitchee Gitchee Goo dance.
"I see you're feeling better," Phineas said.
"Only when I'm making fun of you," Ferb replied.
"You should join the cheer squad when we get into middle school," Isabella suggested.
"Sorry, but I'd rather be cheered for by a bunch of hot, screaming girls than cheering with a bunch of hot, screaming girls," Ferb declined.
Gretchen looked over to him and stomped away.
"Did I say that out loud?" Ferb asked.
"Go talk to her," Isabella ordered.
Ferb rushed to Gretchen while Phineas came up to Isabella.
"I thought he would never leave," Phineas relieved. "I have been holding his pom-poms for way too long."
"So Whatchya wanna do now?" Isabella asked dreamily.
"F-I-G-H-T for my friends and safety! Go Resistance!" Phineas cheered waving the pom-poms.
"Good cheerleaders wasted," Isabella told herself.
*Candace and Jeremy*
"Hey Jeremy," Candace said.
"What's up, Candace?" Jeremy asked.
"I'm scared," Candace whispered.
"It's okay," Jeremy reassured her. "You do this kind of thing all the time."
"I've done it with the Firestorm Girls, not with my brothers and others from the second dimension."
"Relax. They'll do great."
"I'm still uneasy."
"Do you trust me?"
"What?"
"Do you trust me?"
"I-yes. I trust you."
"Then you have trust in everyone else."
"Thank you." Candace kissed him on the cheek and went to rally up the troops. Jeremy put his hand on the cheek she kissed and his mouth went into an O shape.
*No one's POV*
"Okay troops. From my mysterious messenger, I have gotten some instructions. He/she said that we can't scale the wall or go above it," Candace explained.
"Can we go around it?" Isabella-1 asked.
"Don't start that again," Candace ordered. "The messenger said we need to make some kind of human ladder so…I guess we form one.
"We're on the bottom!" the Firestorm Girls called.
"I'm second to bottom!" Penny called.
"No. It's Jeremy, me, Ferb, Gretchen, Phineas, Isabella, Goro, Perry, and then you," Candace countered.
"Uh oh," Penny said.
"Are you afraid of heights or something?" Perry asked.
"No. I just don't want to be the first one to touch the fire in the window," Penny explained.
"Form the human ladder," Candace commanded.
The pyramid was constructed just as she said. The Firestorm Girls, to Jeremy, to Candace, to Ferb, to Gretchen, to Phineas, to Isabella, Goro, Perry and Penny, the ladder was executed perfectly.
"Don't look up. Don't look up. Don't look up," Phineas whispered.
"What did you say?" Isabella asked.
"Nothing," Phineas responded. "Don't look down. Don't look up. Don't look down. Don't look up."
Penny covered Perry's eyes with her tail.
"I wasn't going to say anything," Perry defended.
"You trained Ferb. You were going to say something," Penny stated.
"If it makes you feel any better, the view down here isn't as good as it sounds," Goro called.
"Check up your butt and around the corner," Perry replied.
"At least you're not blindfolded!" Jeremy called.
"Throw one up here, Candace!" Gretchen called.
"If you blindfold me, we all go down," Ferb threatened.
"Bring one for his mouth too!" Gretchen yelled.
"No need. I'm in!" Penny hollered.
Penny pulled Perry up and they pulled Goro up and so on and so on.
"Where do we go?" Gretchen asked.
"We need to go to left but we have to watch for-," Candace started but the floor opened and they were transported to tunnels.
"Booby traps," Candace finished. "We need to split up 1st dimension to 2nd dimension."
"No fair! They have the super spies to help them," Phineas-2 complained.
"We do it or die," Candace replied glumly.
"I'm fine with just us," Phineas whimpered.
"Go left, right, and left," Candace directed.
The gang split up to look for clues. Wait I'm not writing Scooby Doo Fan fiction. Let's just say they split. They didn't get very far though.
*1st Dimension*
They were just fine walking to their destination until some loser Normbots had to ruin the party.
"You are not authorized to be here. Prepare to be captured," they said in their robotic voices.
The humans pulled out their weapons but they used a large magnet to capture them. Penny became mad. No, furious would be a good fit. In her rage, she started biting the Normbots' heads off. They had to send in reinforcements. She kept fighting and fighting and they kept coming and coming. They finally put a muzzle on her and some sturdy chains. While that was happening, the other guys were handcuffed though Perry was not muzzled.
"Isn't it great that your friends ratted you out?" the Normbots asked. "They were never really your friends. Now we can destroy you. Give a special thanks to the red-head boy."
Phineas gasped but was pushed on. They walked in silence to their holding cells. The Normbots pushed them inside brutally. Penny tried to escape but it was no use. The doors were locked and the Normbots were gone. The rest of them were weaponless. They were stuck.
*2nd Dimension*
The same thing happened to them, except not so nice. After going about half a mile, a shot was blasted at them. Normbots started coming up on all sides surrounding them. They got out their weapons but they were magnetized and taken away. These guys would not give up and started beating them by hand and bo staff. They got a few of them but the rest were still available. Normbots rushed at them until the Resistance was captured. They put a muzzle on Candace and walked them to their holding cells.
"Isn't it great you have such good friends who can give away your location? Not! Those 1st dimensioners were working with us from the start. They aren't from here. They know a lot of tricks. Now they've left you here to die!" the Normbots laughed.
Phineas lunged at them but they held him back.
"Oh, and by the way, thank that red-head kid for spilling so much. I'm glad we had that little talk," one told him.
Phineas punched one of the Normbots and they put double handcuffs on him. Isabella tried to get out too but they banged her head against a cage door. Tears came into Phineas' eyes as he saw her get hurt.
"Gag him and hurt the girl some more to get him crying," one ordered and it was followed accordingly until Phineas was sobbing and Isabella was unconscious. Sadly, Candace could do nothing about it when they put a full body cuff on her. She let one tear fall. The team was thrown into their cell and the door was locked. They were not just stuck, they were trapped.
A/N: Okay. Yay! Perry and Penny are back together and Candace kind of kissed Jeremy. Though, Gretchen and Ferb are barely speaking and they are all trapped and told it was the Phineases who told on them. I guess it wasn't that happy of a chapter. The next ones will be better. There are 2 chapters left and then it's done. To those of you who actually like author's notes, read up on all the chapters. Keep up with the contest. Review about everything. I'm going to miss writing this story. No! It's not over yet! I will find a way to keep Saving the World Again alive. I will think of a way. Review and question everything. Ciao!