I'm hungry.

I'm Remus, nice to meet you.

Moony, I'm serious!

No, I'm Sirius!

No, I'm not joking!

I thought you were Hungry?

Oh. My. God.

Someone's angry.

It's not me, I'm Sirius! Haha!

Ok, stop with the name thing now.

Ok.

Ok.

I'm hungry.

I'm Sirius, nice to

I said stop!

Sorry….

Why are you hungry, Prongs? Did you not eat at lunch?

Yeah, he ate the whole of the cheese and potato pie.

What!? I wanted to try some of that!

Hey! Let's not jump to any conclusions! You haven't heard my side of the story yet!

Well, did you eat it?

You see….erm I…

Well, come on!

I was hungry ok!? God you are so judgemental!

I'm going to kill you, James!

Oh come on its not that bad, is it?

It is if I screamed at Jenny Smith because I thought she ate it all!

Oopsies!

Jenny Smith?

Weird sticky up hair?

Always covered in cat hair?

Too fat to fit through the portrait hole?

James!

What?

You can't say that!

What?

Fat!

I can't say fat?

No! You have to say abnormally large or slightly bigger than average!

Ok. Too slightly bigger than average/abnormally large to fit through the portrait hole?

Yes!

Haha! Remember when she got stuck in the transfiguration classroom door?

That was a funny day! I wet my pant laughing! Literally. Actually it wasn't that funny a day.

She got stuck because you and Sirius charmed her to grow to the size of a hot air balloon!

Psht! We did no such thing!

Yeah you did! You put posters up around the common room to boast about it!

Damn. Forgot about those.

But anyway, what did she say?

She started crying and ran to Professor Dumbledore.

Sirius! What did he say?

I have to stay inside for a day.

What?

That's not very harsh is it?

What did you want him to do, crucio me?

Perhaps a few light crucio's were necessary.

What? It was your fault!

I'm joking! And how was my fault?

You ate the pie!

Well you shouldn't have jumped to conclusions and blamed her!

Whatever James! I'm ignoring you!

Not if I ignore you first!

Peace at last!

Shut up!

You shut up!

No you!

No you!

Uggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh!

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