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A-N – Hey guys! Sorry I couldn't update, I went to Orlando for the holidayz. I hope you all had a Christmas as good as mine! Finally, I get to the 12 chappie, lol. THX TO ALL THE READERS AND REVIEWERS! Here goes chap 12!
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Ino and Shikamaru walked over the Hyuuga mansion to get TenTen, Neji, Naruto, and Hinata. It was in the morning almost time for school and Ino woke up Shika extra early so she could walk over to the Hyuuga mansion. Shikamaru didn't want to go so early but Ino MADE him go. Ino knocked on the door.
"Good morning. Are you here for Hinata-sama?" a maid asked.
"Good morning and yes I am." Ino said.
"Please come in. Hinata-sama is in her room." The maid said and moved out of the way so Ino may come in.
"Thank you." Ino said and walked in. Shikamaru went in after her.
"Naruto-kun! You shouldn't have drank all that Smirnoff!" some one said from the other room. Ino and Shika went in the room and found Naruto's head in Hinata's lap and Hinta rubbing his head.
"Let me guess, he has a hang over. Troublesome." Shikamaru said leaning on the wall.
"Uhhh…my head hurts! I'm going to die!" Naruto said crying. ( Inner humor right now xD) Shikamaru just sweat dropped.
"I so don't have time for this. Were is Neji's room?" Ino asked.
"Come on, I'll take you there." Hinata said getting up. The others followed her as she went up the stairs to Neji's room.
"Here we are." Hinata said. Ino tried to open the door but it was locked.
"Huh? Oh yeah, this is were the horniest couple in the group is." Ino said.
"Hey guys, lets listen." Naruto said smirking.
"Not a bad idea." Ino said pressing her ear against the door. The others followed suit.
"They're making out. Let's spy!" Ino said picking the lock with her hair pin.
"Got it!" she whispered and slightly but quietly opened the door. As soon as she looked in her eyes went huge.
"OMG! OMG! OMG! SHIKA! LIKE OMG! I CANT BELIEVE SHE…THEY DID IT!" Ino exclaimed jumping and biting her nail. (I did this once. My best friend is dating my brother and once she slept by my house. The next morning I couldn't find her so I went to my brother's room…I'll tell you the rest when we get to that piece xD )
"What?" the others asked confusedly. Ino just pointed in the door.
"So what? They're always making out." Naruto asked.
"You're such an idiot! Everyone knows that when a girl is in her boy friends bed in HIS shirt that they…well you know." Ino explained. ( She was in my brothers shirt and I busted in their door in a bra and shorts. I yelled 'CHRIS! ISI! OMG! YOU GUYS DID…DID…YOU GUYS DID THE TRIPLE X! LET'S NAME THE BABY CHRISSY!' and then at that exact moment her brother which I'm dating walked in and was like 'you're pregnant?' cause he only heard 'let's name the baby Chrissy)
"What?" Naruto asked not getting the last piece. Ino just slapped her forehead and Hinata whispered what Ino was meaning.
"Oh. OH! OMG! THEY WOULDN'T!!! GET THE PREGNANCY TEST!! QUICK! NEVER MIND I'LL DO IT!!" yelled Naruto running down stairs to get a pregnancy test.
"So TenTen, was it good?" Ino asked walking in.
"Neji, I can't believe you would do such a thing!" Hinata scolded coming in.
"That's such a troublesome thing to do." Shika commented walking in also.
"What? Was what good? What's a troublesome thing to do? Huh?" TenTen questioned.
"QUICK!! TENTEN! PEE IN THIS CUP!!!" Naruto exclaimed running up to TenTen. Neji glared at him and then slapped him hard on the face.
"Owww…what was that for?" Naruto asked rubbing his cheek.
"I don't think it 'quick TenTen pee in this cup' was the best choice of words." Shikamaru said smirking.
"Fine, I'll read what the box says. Step 1 : Urinate in cup. Step 2 : Dip end of tester stick into cup of urine and wait 5 minutes. Step 3 : Take stick out of cup and check color. Color wheel : Blue – True, Pink – False." Naruto said. Neji snatched the box of out of his hand and read what it said.
"You are so sick! Ugh! Hinata, you couldn't find someone better than this idiot?" Neji exclaimed throwing the box in Naruto face.
"Look, if you feel more comfortable going to the doctor then just say so. You don't have to get aggressive about it!" Naruto said.
"We didn't do anything! Ugh! You guys can sure jump to conclusions!" TenTen said.
"Some ones touchy." Ino said.
"Let's just stay out of their love life, give them their privacy." Shikamaru said taking Ino's hand and walking them both out of the room.
"You guys just quickly get dressed cause we are already late. Plus we have to head over to the Uchiha mansion." Hinata said walking out of the room.
LIGHTS!
CAMERA! DUCK!
"Okay guys, we have to be very quiet in order to spy on Sakura and Sasuke." Whispered Ino as they all walked into Sasuke's room.
"Hey Ino!" Sakura whispered.
"Ah! Sakura! You're awake? And dressed?" Ino whispered back coming closer.
"Yeah, Sasuke was very drunk last night, he doesn't get hangovers though. He just sleeps a lot the next day. I don't want to wake up babes though. ( I call my bf babez lol)" Sakura said in a quiet voice sitting up from the bed.
"Anyways, we'll give him about 20 more minutes to sleep but then we have to go. Guess what!!" Ino said now sitting on the floor.
"What?" Sakura asked resting her head on Sasuke's chest waking him up a bit. Sasuke was now fully awake and decided to listen in on their girl talk.
"TenTen was in NEJI'S SHIRT! In HIS BED!" Ino said.
"And she REFUSED to take the pregnancy test and DENIED she and Neji did ANYTHING!" Ino said showing Sakura the picture she had.
"OMG! TenTen, you're so young to be…performing those kinds of acts! Anyway, was it good?" Sakura asked.
'What the? So what if she was in his shirt? And is this what they talk about?' Sasuke thought.
"You guys make it seem like we actually…! I didn't want to sleep in that top so I borrowed his shirt! Jeez!" TenTen defended.
"I wouldn't mind sleeping in Sasuke's shirt one of these days. So anyway, I know you guys had to do SOMETHING! Did you eat whip cream?" Sakura asked rubbing Sasuke's tummy making him want to flinch and laugh.
'What is she talking about? Eat whip cream? This feels so good, her fingers are so delicate.' Sasuke thought a little disturbed by the whip cream thing.
"Well, we didn't do that, but we did do some thing that I liked!" TenTen said.
'Uhhh…I don't want to hear about she and Neji's intimate life.' Sasuke thought disgusted by what she was going to say.
"Oh yeah, Neji's tongue is ALWAYS in your mouth. So, is a good kisser?" Ino asked.
"Oh yeah! He is a great kisser! At first he's a little rough, but then he softens up and he is so romantic. What about you Sakura? Hey, is Sasuke, dressed?" TenTen asked.
"Yeah, he got up 'round 6 and I made him get dressed, then he went back to bed. Oh, Sasuke is an awesome kisser. At first, it starts out like a normal kiss. Then he asked for entrance to your mouth and when you let him in, he explores your mouth. He told me I taste good. He tasted like tomatoes. Oh and then, if we make out for a kind of long time, he leans in a bit, making you fall backwards." Sakura said now running her fingers through his hair.
"Oh! Well once, Neji unhooked bra and then he-." TenTen said but was cut off by Sasuke when he all of a sudden pulls Sakura to the side of him. 'Oh no, this is going way too far!' he thought.
"Huh?" Ino and TenTen said confused how Sakura just disappeared. Well, Sasuke pulled her so quickly. All of sudden, Sakura could be heard giggling. Sakura got up out of the bed with a smile on her face. Sasuke got up right after to her with a smirk on his face and wrapped his arms around her waist from behind. They walked just like that to the bathroom leaving everyone puzzled.
"What just happened?" Ino asked.
"Looks like TenTen and Neji got competition!" Naruto said grinning foxily
"Yeah! Let's see how their love life will go! I bet they can beat Neji and TenTen!" Ino said.
"Oh please! Like they are any competition for us!" TenTen retorted.
"Okay, if you say so. I know we're going to get detention because we are super late. We're so late; I bet Kakashi is already there." Ino said.
"Okay guys, we can leave now." Sakura said coming out of the bathroom on Sasuke's back.
"Wait! Sasuke! I have a hang over!" Naruto wined. Sasuke just sighed and put Sakura off of his back.
"Come here." Sasuke said. Naruto walked over to Sasuke.
"What flavor?" Sasuke asked.
"Ramen!" Naruto squealed.
"There is no more ramen."
"Oh. Orange then." Naruto said disappointed. Sasuke reached into a cabinet and got out a bottle. He poured some into a spoon and Naruto drank it.
"Let's go." Sasuke said walking over to the others with Naruto trailing behind him.
"That's so cute. Who knew he had a motherly side." All of the girls said in unison.
"I'm a MALE. Not a FEMALE." Sasuke said a little disturbed.
"What was that you gave Naruto?" Hinata asked.
"A secret mix I made for his hang over's." Sasuke said.
"You made it just for him. How cute." Sakura said.
Sasuke just rolled his eyes.
"Can we go now?" TenTen said getting impatient.
"I'm surprised you and Neji aren't lip locking" Naruto said.
"Hey, where's Shikamaru?" Ino asked.
"Asleep on the wall." Neji answered. Ino went over to him and started shaking him like crazy.
"Ino! Ino! Ino stop!" Shikamaru yelled.
"Good, you're awake, let's go." Ino said.
LIGHTS! CAMARA! BOB!
"Do you have any idea how late you all are?" Principal Tsunade asked.
"But you see, some people were drunk. And then we had to do a preg-." Naruto said but was cut off by TenTen and Neji whne they covered his mouth.
"I don't care what the reason is. The fact is, you are very late and you need to be punished. I suggest a good long detention, or maybe I'll have you clean the whole school. What one do you prefer?" Tsunade said with evil grin.
"We'll take detention!" Sakura quickly answered.
"Wise choice. Now don't think I'll be putting you with your boy friend's. Group one will be Hinata, Sasuke, Sakura, and Shikamaru. Group 2 will be-."
"But! Sakura is dat-." Ino said but was cut off by Sakura.
"Is determined to-." Sakura was cut off by TenTen.
"Determined to be with-." TenTen was cut off by Sakura.
"Be with her-." Sakura was cut off by Naruto.
"To be with her boyfriend-." He was cut off by Sakura.
"Boy friend who is-."
"Sasuke!" TenTen finished.
"You're just jealous!" Sakura retorted.
"Finally two got together! Jeez, I thought it would never happen! Anyway, in that case, group one will be Hinata, Shikamaru, TenTen, and Sasuke. Group two will be Sakura, Naruto, Ino, and Neji. Have fun! That's on the second floor, room 28 and 29. Now go." Tsunade instructed. They nodded and left.
LIGHTS! CAMARA! CHOCOLATE!
"So anyway, the skirt I saw was so pretty! But they didn't have it in my size! Can you believe that?" Ino exclaimed.
"Did you go in the new store in the mall? They have some really nice clothes in there! And for good prices too! It's a store that has ALL sizes, even petite!" Sakura said.
"No, I haven't been in the mall lately you know. Remind me to tell Shika to take me there." Ino replied.
"Sure. So, how are things between you and him?" Sakura asked.
"Oh great, and you would think some one like him wouldn't be a good kisser. Well he is! He isn't too lazy to be a gentleman and good at romance. What about you and Sasuke, it looks like you guys are competition for TenTen and Neji." Ino asked grinning.
"No kidding? Things are awesome with us. You know, I always feel so safe around him. Oh and, he's very romantic. It's so hard to control myself around him, he's so sexy!" Sakura said looking up at the ceiling dreamily. Ino just laughed at her friends face.
"Sakura, earth to Sakura!" Ino said waving her hand in front of her friends face.
"Oh, huh yeah. He's so ripped. Oh, have you met his brother yet? Oh yeah! Speaking of Itachi, I have to call my parents." Sakura said getting out her cell phone.
"Hello, Signature Dream Weddings, how may I help you?" a lady asked from the other line. ( I don't own Signature Dream Weddings )
"Yes, can I speak to Mrs.Haruno?" Sakura asked.
"Just a moment."
"Hello?"
"Hey mom!"
"Kuri! Kuri, is that really you?"
"Yes mom, its me. I have a favor to ask you."
"What is Kuri, you aren't pregnant are you?"
"NO! My boy friend's brother is getting married you see, but his father doesn't like the girl, so he refused to pay for the wedding. So I was wondering if we could, organize him a wedding for free."
"Who's your boy friend?"
"Sasu-."
"Woo! MY daughter scored! Hun, you're my own PERSONAL slave for 1 week! I WON THE BET! Let's break out the Colombian wine!"
"…"
"Kuri, are you still there?"
"…Yes, let's just pretend that didn't happen. So, can you do it?"
"Can I do it? Of course I can! Okay, I'll make arrangements for you guys to come over to L.A say about…tomorrow. Just go to the private flyers place. While you come, I hope you got some pretty friends because I want you all to model for the new wedding catalogue."
"TOMORROW?"
"Yeah, sorry Kuri-chan, but I'll be REALLY busy now, and I can either squeeze you guys in tomorrow, or 2 months from now."
"Fine, see you when I see you! Love you!" With that, the conversation was ended.
"I'm so hungry! Ino, Sakura, do you have any food?" Naruto asked.
"What makes you think we have food?" Ino asked.
"Well, Hinata always has something in her purse."
"That's because Hinata has a boyfriend who has the stomach of 10 cows!" Ino said.
"So I take it that you don't have anything. I'll just go to sleep." Naruto said closing his eyes. In about 3 minutes he was asleep. His head dropped into Neji's lap and started drooling.
"Get off of me." Neji growled.
"Uhhh..do it baby. Oh yeah, just like that." Naruto muttered in his sleep. Neji scooted over a little disturbed by that last comment causing Naruto head to drop.
LIGHTS! CAMARA! FUDGE!
"It's now 2:00, how long do they plan to keep us in here? This is way to long!" TenTen complained.
"This is just troublesome." Shikamaru stated leaning against the wall lazily.
"Maybe they will let us out when school ends, which is in an hour." Hinata said. Jut then the door busted open.
"YOUTHFUL CLASSMATES! YOUR YOUTHFUL DETENTION HAS NOW COME TO AN END! YOU MAY NOW YOUTHFULLY LEAVE!" Lee shouted.
"Okay, okay, we're not deaf!" TenTen said walking out with the others following.
"Where are the others?" Hinata asked.
"I am getting them now." Lee said opening the door.
"YOUTHFUL CLASSMATES AND YOUTHFULLY BEAUTIFUL SAKURA! YOUR DETENTION HAS COME TO AN END! YOU MAY NOW YOUTHFULLY LEAVE!" Lee exclaimed.
They all walked out but when Sakura was walking out he grabbed her hand.
"Sakura, can we-." Lee asked blushing but was rudely cut off by Sasuke.
"No. Don't ask again." Sasuke hissed coming beside Sakura and putting his arm around her waist possessively.
"It is not like you're her boy friend." Lee stated.
"I am. So leave. Now." Sasuke stated smirking
"This is not over! I shall prove my love to Sakura!" Lee said walking away.
"Okay…anyways guys, my mom wants a favor of us, she wants us to some modeling thing for the new catalogue. The only problem is…she wants us to come tomorrow. The place is in L.A. The trip is free; we just have to show up." Sakura said
"TOMORROW? I have to pack!" Ino yelled running to God knows where.
"Seeya guys." Shika said going after Ino.
"Okay, how about this, we all meet up at Sakura's house tomorrow morning. I'll tell Ino." TenTen said.
"Good idea. Bye guys!" Sakura said watching her friends walk off.
"Bye." They said.
"Sasuke, I need to go to your house, my mom say's she can do the wedding, but he and Yumi have to come to L.A." Sakura said turning around to Sasuke.
"Sure. Let's go." Sasuke said and started to walk but Sakura didn't. Sasuke looked back to see Sakura standing there with her arms up as if saying 'carry me'. Sasuke sighed.
"Sakura, I'm tired." Sasuke said.
"Me too, remember, I'm your baby, you're my boo. Perfect logic." Sakura said
"That's not logic." Sasuke said.
"Its love logic! And you know love you." Sakura said.
"Likewise." Sasuke said walking over to her and bending on his knees.
"Yay!" Sakura said going on his back. He held onto her legs and began to walk to his car. It's not like he minds carrying her, she isn't heavy at all.
LIGHTS!
CAMERA! iPOD!
"Tomorrow. Wow that's pretty soon. Okay, I'll tell Yumi, and we'll come to your house tomorrow with Sasuke. Thanks a lot." Itachi said.
"Kay! No problem! See you tomorrow!" Sakura said walking over to Sasuke's room.
"Sasuke, I'm leaving Blossom here while we're gone. You okay with that?" Sakura asked putting Blossom, her dog, down. Blossom ran over to Shinobi as soon as her owner let her go. ( Lol, forgive me on the names, I suck when I comes to dog names. P.S – Shinobi – Sasuke's dog. )
"Sure." He said.
"Kay, see you tomorrow." Sakura said and gave him a peck on the cheek.
"Bye." Sasuke said and kissed her on her forehead.
Sakura smiled and walked out of the door.
Tape 12.
End.
Hey guys! Happy new years! Here's a gift from me to you! Hope you all liked it! Please, read and review! Thankyou! Till next time on Why Even Numbers Rock!
-Lexxi