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Day 1, Alfred F. Jones

Hey, Mrs. Matich! I like the motive, but writing about school? Isn't it bad enough to be at school? Whatever. Welp, I'm the amazing personification of the powerful USA or America! Call me the hero, 'cause thats what I am. Now, I will only write this one entry and that will be all. I don't wanna waste more time at school…. Oh, get this! I haven't heard of any other personas other than my bro, Mattie, so theres no chicks for me to flirt with that will understand me. Sucks, right? Also, since I am America, I have all sorts of relations to the countries weather and crap. It took a while to get used to.

Well, if its school you want me to write about, let me try my hand. Social Studies was one hell of a class lats year with the War of Independence. No, I did not cry at all. Not even a tear. Nuh-uh. Anyways, this year, I can tell theres gonna be a few relations to North America and America itself, so I can't wait for the Japan unit! I mean, I could imagine my, the personification of America, meet the persona of Japan. Wicked, huh? For Language Arts, theres nothing for me there. I don't find it fun or inspiration like the others. Whatever, I wanna write about my optional classes!

I take Outdoor Ed. and Draft. Both require strength and an eagle's eye. Heh, my national bird is an eagle. How ironic~! Anyways, since I'm the hero, I gotta train to be an even better hero, so those classes are perfect. Yet the people that I share the class with always give me sarcastic looks when I say I'm the hero, unless they are my best of friends that encourage me. I gotta say, I find that I am quite the popular kid in my grade, so I just let the off the hook so people with thin they are cool, too. … Am I even making any sense? Meh.

Draft is always fun, wether we make stools or candleholders. Today, though, we were finishing our gum ball machines. We got to paint them and add anything we could get our hands on. I made my red, white and blue, of corse. I mean, I gotta represent, right? So yeah, then I added some silver glitter and a star or two. It looks so… me. While I was painting, though, Gilbert started getting upset with his brother, Ludwig, then Elizaveta tried to talk him out of his anger. It ended with a frying pan to the face. Hah! That albino needed that refresher. After the two German brothers left, Lukas Bondevik, Emil Steilsson, and Matthias Densen started arguing over the red paint. Then Vash Zwingli stepped in, threatening to "Beat them with my peace prize". Whatever that means. That got Matthias to sit down, but kept picking on Lukas. Poor Emil was stuck between the two. I decided to let that one go.

Then in Outdoor Ed. today, all we had to do a sucky pollution project. Before anything could really start, Natalya was all over Ivan. He managed to get away from her, and paired with Vash. Bad part was, Natalya went and paired with me. For all thats under Lady Liberty's guard, I was begging for someone else to come pair with her. Of corse, no one had the guts. So we got half out project done, while Natalya was dreaming or sating down her brother every other five minutes. She was not to bad with this pollution stuff, so I guess you could say it wasn't to bad being teamed with her.

This went better then expected…. Well, I might write more. If ya beg me or something, saying how awesome I am.

~Alfred F. Jones