So, SO sorry for the long update delay. I shall try to make sure this never happens again, and stick to my usual late update time of 2-3 days. For some reason I have been stuck with this insane idea of mixing some Marvel Characters into YJ, and it has been eating at me as my brain goes all over the place... And no, I haven't forgotten about the chocolate chip cookies...they're just not in this chapter. No...I'm not delaying...

Black Canary

Disclaimer: No. Just no. If you had to ask, you don't deserve to know the answer.

July 10, 11:10 A.M, Mount Justice

"Put. Him. Down." growled Batman, a mere 5 yards aware from Superman.

Superman didn't even bother to look away from Robin, although he could feel the Batglare drilling a hole into the back of his head.

"Not until I get an explanation."

"We'll take him back inside with everyone else. You can get your explanation there. Along with an explanation for this...mess." continued Batman, as he gestured towards the scene of Back Canary subduing Green Arrow while he shouted profusely at Wally, who in turn was in a heated argument with Artemis, while Kaldur and Superboy ate from the large wedding banquet and M'gaan looked on guiltily.

"Fine." grumbled Superman, slinging Robin over his shoulder and preparing to-Batlgare

"I said, put. Him. Down."

"Fine..."

"DID YOU SEE HIM!? Don't tell me to calm down Dinah! She's my protégé, practically my niece, family, and that red headed demon, he-"

"Was kissing her. Teenagers do that Oliver. Stop thinking like her uncle and start thinking like your rational self."

"And this, this, wedding? Is that supposed to be normal too?"

Canary sighed and rubbed her temples, a sign that she was getting frustrated, which she showed when she was fighting with Oliver.

Luckily, he recognized the symptoms.

"Look, I'm sorry ba-"

"Everybody inside. NOW." boomed Superman in his 'authority' voice.

Everyone complied.

...

"Hey! Finally! A little help here would be nice, sometime this millennia." jabbed Roy, who was currently very disturbed by the weird tingling feeling that was crawling up his back at a very slow pace...

Robin cackled at the sight, and Wally let loose a few snickers, but they were both silenced by a few stern looks.

M'gaan however, immediately rushed forward

"Roy! Let me help!" she exclaimed as she levitated him out of the tub onto the ground...or at least half a foot off the ground. He landed with a thud.

"Ooof...thanks M'gaan."

Roy the realized something even more horrifying that any thought that had crossed his mind during his stint in the bathtub.

"Uhh...I can't feel my legs. Or the better part of my spine..."

"You've got to be kidding me..." mumbled Superman, picking up the pudding soaked archer like a ragdoll and placing him on the coach...badly staining it.

"Now. Answers. First, Robin, explain the call you made to me."

Robin looked sheepish, as he smiled awkwardly before answering.

"Well...you see...it's all WALLY'S fault!"

"WHAT?! Robin you two-timing-"

"SEE! I knew it Dinah! That boy is no goo-"

"Everybody screaming hurts my super hearing! Can't I just watch static in peace?"

"So Wally made you call me as if you were a ho-"

"Oh no! Everything is going wrong! I should have finished watching the episode where they had truth or dare!"

"Roy, you never finished talking about Babs..."

"Hah! You LIKED it Artemis!"

"Oh, Babs is a real interesting person-"

"ROY!"

"Well Baywatch, what I like is the thought of taking one of these arrows and shoving it right up your flirty little -"

Suddenly, a shrill scream broke through the air, silencing everyone, and causing a certain half-kryptonian to clutch his hears painfully.

Black Canary stood in the center of the room, looking disapprovingly at each and every person in the room.

"Everyone sit. Now."

Everyone complied, save Batman and Superman.

Canary glared. Superman sat. Batman glared back.

Canary glared harder.

Batman sat.

Black Canary turned to Robin, before continuing.

"Everyone will get a chance to speak. Especially you two-" Canary looked pointedly at Wally and Artemis, who were still in their cake splattered wedding attire, despite Zatanna having changed everyone else back into their normal clothing.

"Robin, you're up first. And you have a lot to answer for."

The Boy Wonder gulped, but was relieved to notice Batman's fingers remaining ever so close to his utility belt.

"Well...it was a really boring morning.."

"And that's how Roy ended up in the bathtub, and this wedding was born." finished Robin, his cheeks a light shade of red.

There was silence for a few moments, until Superman spoke, half angry, half chuckling.

"Well, Lois is never going to believe this..."

Batman was now glaring at his protégé/son, but he made a mental note to congratulate him later for messing with the Kryptonian's head. And to give him pointers on how to cheat voice recognition systems.

"I still can't believe you guys went through all that just for stupid game." mumbled Green Arrow, who was still hoping that Artemis would jump up and accuse Wally of something, anything, that could justify sending a few somewhat(very) lethal explosive arrows his way. Preferably something along the lines of physical assault. The boy had not only managed to grope his niec-, protégé, but had also probably felt her up when she was on his lap. The pervert.

If he runs that way, I can adjust for his speed by aiming somewhere over ..but wait, he might turn around, so maybe if I use multiple arrows...or I could-

Black Canary interrupted his lethal thoughts as the others started to get up(save Roy, who was, as of now, still numb waist down), knowing full well what was going on in her partner's mind.

"Ahem. Where do you think you are all going? This conversation isn't over. In fact, it isn't over until everyone here explains their view of what happened, since Robin here deemed it necessary to leave out a few details. Such as why his tux had lipstick stains all over. Or-"

Black Canary walked over the janitor's closet, and yanked the door open.

-Why there's a shredded pink tutu in this closet, which I know for a fact wasn't there yesterday afternoon."

Black Canary turned to Wally.

"Your turn."

"And THAT, is how Boy Evil here, turned a nice little morning game into a Pandora's box of nightmares."

"That doesn't even make sense Baywatch. Pandora's box-"

"Hey! Don't interrupt me when it's my turn to talk!"

"Your turn just ended Kid Stupid."

"No it didn't!"

"Wally, Artemis. Maybe you should separate to different ends of the room." advised Black Canary.

"Yeah. Right Now." threatened Green Arrow.

"You know, for two people who supposedly hate each other, you both spend a lot of time together..." mentioned Zatanna, leaving the sentence in the air as the two separated.

"Humph. I can't help it if my honey-good looks attract-" Wally didn't finish that sentence, as an arrow pierced the couch behind him.

Black Canary turned to glare at Green Arrow.

"What? It just slipped from my fingers! I swear!"

"Maturity Oliver. Maturity. Speaking of which, Artemis, your turn to tell us your side of the story.",

"Well, it all really started when-"

No one noticed that, as this little impromptu confession session went on, Batman had slipped away into the shadows...to the control room. Where he was currently copying all the camera footage in and outside of Mount Justice since 9:00 A.M.

No one messes with Batman's son. Even if he messed with you.

"In my opinion, this whole thing is probably some absurd little prank gone wrong made up by Boy Blunder and Kid Idiot here."

"Name calling!" said Robin, sticking his tongue out.

"What are we five here?" retorted Roy.

Even though his current position on the far couch, and lack of ability to move his leg, left him unable to see anyone or move around to see them, years of babysitting had ingrained a 6th sense into Roy's head, allowing him to just know when Robin or Kid Flash were acting childish.

Which sadly for his babysitting years, was most of the time.

Black Canary ignored Roy's comments, knowing delving into that territory would most certainly draw Green Arrow in, and if those two got in argument with everyone else in the room, all bets were off.

"Kaldur. You're next."

"And thus, I would like to conclude by stating that I do not think any serious harm has truly come from this mornings events, although some of us may be a bit more peeved than others."

"Superboy?"

"I hate monkeys."

...

"Care to elaborate?" asked Canary, raising an eyebrow.

"No. I hate monkeys. And as of this morning, I also hate ice. I had to come into contact with large quantities of both in this game." replied Superboy, emotionless as ever.

"Ok...I guess that leaves, Zatanna, M'gaan, and Roy."

"Oh! Can I go first! I had so much fun!" asked M'gaan, waving her hand in the air enthusiastically.

"I suppose."

"And it was just amazing! I got to see the town, and met some interesting people, and I got to make an Earth-Wedding! A wedding!" concluded M'gaan, brimming with even more energy than when she started.

"At least one of you has a positive outlook." stated Batman, appearing from nowhere as he headed towards the Zeta Tubes.

"I just needed to grab somethings. And now I'm needed at Gotham. And Superman? You've got a problem in Metropolis. It's Lois. She just called me asking where you were. Apparently you haven't been answering your phone."

Batman smirked at the last comment, before the Zeta Tubes teleported him out.

Superman nearly cursed as he rushed to the tubes to transport back to Metropolis.

"This isn't over Robin. You're going to have to apologize to Lois." he shouted to Robin before he teleported out.

Great. Lois Lane. The woman whose wrath makes even Batman wince. Well, not as much as Wonder Woman's wrath but..

"I guess that just leaves you and me. Less witnesses." said Green Arrow. With a not so subtle hint of conspiratorial homicidal meaning behind the words.

Black Canary ignored his comment as well. She would talk him off for his behavior later.

"Zatanna, your turn."

"So..yeah. It was kind of fun, I guess." finished the junior magician.

"Kind of? Please. I saw what you and Robin were doing. And from where I was standing, you and Robin were having a lot of fun. Especially when you thought you were in the kitchen. All alone." retorted Roy

"Roy..." threatened Robin, to no avail as both his and Zatanna's cheeks started blushing.

"What? Honest is the best policy. Besides, we have yet to breach the whole Babs conspiracy. And speaking of conspiracies, in case you have an urge to speak about the Maui Incident, I have a crystal clear memory of the BW gala of '09, and what you did there."

Robin's eyes widened, but this was not noticeable behind the shades.

Should never have left him long enough in that tub to fish out blackmail from his babysitting days.

"Weeell, I would most certainly love to hear what you have to say, Roy." said Wally, looking a little too smug.

"Then turn me around dodo brain." replied Roy, wiping the smug he knew was on Wally's face into nothingness.

Wally mumbled a few things that only Superboy could hear as he zipped from his spot to quickly move Wally around so that he now sat upright on the couch, facing everyone.

Finally. The blood is rushing back to my feet.

"No, were was I? Oh yeah. I believe it my turn, right Canary?"

"Yes it is." replied Canary.

"Well, I believe we should start from the beginning..."

Yes. I am EVIL. And no, Robin will not be able to stop Roy's revenge. I think it's about time Roy started making people pay for leaving him in a bathtub of hardening pudding for an hour. Roy lovers, ASSEMBLE!