Chapter 12.
AN: stop f,aing ok hargrid is a pedo 2 a lot of ppl in amerikan skoolz r lik dat I wunted 2 adres da ishu! how du u no snap iant a gnome plus hargrid isn't really in luv wif ebony dat was sedric ok!
I was about to drink tequila again from the silver glass that Drago had given me in case anything happened to him. He had told me to use it valiantly against an enemy but I knew that we must both go together.
"NO!" I THOUGHT IT WAS HAIRgrid but it was Fairy. He started to scream. "OMFG! NOOOOO! MY SCAR HURTS!" and then….. his eyes rolled up! You could only see his blue whites.
I stopped. "How did u know?"
"I saw it! And my scar turned back into the lightning bolt!"
"NO!" I ran up closer. "I thought you didn't have a scar anymore!" I shouted.
"I do but Snow White changed it into a shell for me and I always cover it up with orange foundation." he said back. "Anyway my scar hurt and it turned back into the lightning bolt! Save me! then I had a vision of what was happening to Draco….Volfemort has him bondage!"
Anyway I was in the school nurse's office now recovering from my hangover. Snap and Loopin and HAHRID were there too. They were going to St. Mango's after they recovered cause they were pedofiles and you can't have those fucking pervs teaching in a school with lots of hot gurlz. Dumbledore had constipated the cideo camera they took of me naked. I put up my middle finger at them.
Anyway Hargrid came into my hospital bed holding a bouquet of black roses.
"Brittany I need to tell u somethnig." he said in a v. serious voice, giving me the roses.
"Fuck off." I told him. "You know I fucking hate the color black anyway, and I don't like fucked up goffs like you." I snapped. Hargrid had been mean to me before for being a prep.
"No Brittany." Hargrid says. "Those are not roses."
"What, are they preps too you poser goff?" I asked cause I was angry that he had brought me black roses.
"I saved your life!" He yelled angrily. "No you didn't I replied." "You saved me from getting a Paris Hilton p- video made from your shower scene and being vued by Snap and Loopin." Who MASTABATED (c is dat speld rong) to it he added silently.
"Whatever!" I yelled angirly.
He pointed his wand at the black roses. "These aren't roses." He suddenly looked at them with a happy look in his eye and muttered Creation Shows me what to Do I'm dancing on the flooR WITH YOU!
"That's not a spell that's a Miley Cyrus song." I corrected him wisely.
"I know, I was just warming up my vocal cordes." Then he screamed. "It's Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday(4 all u cool preppy Rebecca Black fans out, there, that is a tribute! specially for princess I love you girl!)imo happyo ando glamourouso!"
And then the roses turned into a huge pink flame floating in the middle of the air. And it was pink. Now I knew he wasn't a goth.
"OK I believe you now wtf is Drako?"
Hairgrid rolled his eyes. I looked into the balls of flame but I could c nothing.
"U c, Britttttany," Dumblydore said, watching the two of us watching the flame. "2 c wht iz n da flmes(HAHA U REVIEWRS FLAMES GEDDIT) u mst find urslf 1st, k?"
"I HAVE FOUND MYSELF OK YOU MEAN OLD MAN!" Hargrid yelled. dUMBLydore lookd shockd. I guess he didn't have a headache or else he would have said something back.
Hairgrid stormed off back into his bed. "U r a liar, prof dumbledoree!"
Anyway when I got better I went upstairs and put on a pink leather minidress that was all ripped on the ends with lace on it. There was some corset stuff on the front. Then I put on pink fishnets and pink high-heeled boots with pictures of Britney Spears on them. I put my hair all out around me so I looked like Snooki (if u don't know who she iz ur a goth so fuk off!) and I put on tequila-silver lipstick, pink eyeliner and pink lip gloss.
"You look kawai, girl." Glittery Katy said happily. "Thx you do too." I said happily too, but I was still excited. I poured myself two shots of tequila feeling totally like partying and I sucked all the liquid. I laughed again in my bathroom and put the shades on so Snap and Loopin couldn't spy on me this time. I went to some classes. Fairy was in the Hair of Magical Magic Creatures. He looked all joyful because Draco had disappeared and he had used to be in love with Draco. He was stealing some tequila from a Hufflepuff.
"Hi." he said in a merry way. "Hi back." I said in an wqually elated way.
We both looked at each other for some time. Harry had beautiful blue preppy eyes so much like Dracos. Then… we jumped on each other and started screwing each other.
"STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!" shouted Professor McGoggle who was watching us and so was everyone else.
"Fairy you fucker!" I said slapping him. "Stop trying to screw me. You know I loved Draco!" I shouted and then I ran away overjoyed.
Just then he started to scream. "OMFG! NOOOOO! MY SCAR HURTS!" and then….. his eyes rolled up! You could only see his blue whites.
"NO!" I ran up closer. "I thought you didn't have a scar anymore!" I shouted.
"I do but Snow White changed it into a shell for me and I always cover it up with orange foundation." he said back. "Anyway my scar hurt and it turned back into the lightning bolt! Save me! then I had a vision of what was happening to Draco….Volfemort has him bondage!"
SPECIAL THX 2 PRINCESS MY PREP TEQUILA SISTA WTF UR SUPPOZD 2 RIT DIS!11111111
HEY PRINCESS DO U KNOW WHERE MY SWEATER I