Amy's POV
"Bestie you should've showered before we left the arena" I shuddered. "You smell like onions."
He looked at me and rolled his eyes and I smiled back at him in the rearview mirror. He was sitting back there in between Junior and Cody. As usual, Randy was sitting in front with me and holding my hand. I looked over at him and he smiled at me.
"I don't think I've told you today how beautiful you are" he smiled. "I love you, Blondie."
I laughed at what Randy called me. Usually, Y2Jackass was the only one that called me Blondie.
"I love you too Sexy Abs" I smiled coyly.
"You get a gold star for that one" he grinned. "I'll have to reward you later" he said with a wink.
"Oh gag" Junior said. "I'm going to barf on the floor!"
I shot Junior my evil glare in the mirror and he didn't say a word. I'm the boss of this crew you know.
We finally got to the hotel parking lot and I parked the car. I am so excited and I can't wait to see where this night takes us. And man, I can't wait to get my drink on! I'm thinking this is going to be a Jack Daniels kind of evening! My crew and I were heading towards the hotel when I heard my phone humming the theme from JAWS.
"That movie sucks" Junior laughed. Without even thinking, I punched him in the arm. "Owww! You ass!!" he screeched.
"Don't diss my movie" I hissed. "Or you'll sleep with the fishies!"
"Ok Godfather" he laughed. "Should I kiss your ring or will you make me an offer I can't refuse?"
I laughed at my pal Junior and checked my phone. It was a text from Y2Jackass.
Blondie please don't kill me it read. Whenever Jackass says something like that, I usually DO want to kill him.
Jackass what did you do now I texted him back angrily.
Well uh...apparently Korklan is coming out to party tonight…with the Hardys he texted.
"Ugh damn it Jackass" I muttered.
"What did Irvine do now?" Bestie laughed as we walked thru the lobby.
"Oh somehow Korklan heard about tonight and is coming out with the Hardys" I groaned. "I know Jackass wants hella people to come party for my birthday, but damnit."
Randy slightly seethed to himself. If Korklan or Jeff gets near my chick, I'll RKO their asses he thought to himself.
Randy hated to admit it, but he knew his chick had a crush on Hardy. Dave had told him that her first month in WWE, all Amy ever talked about was meeting Jeff and showing him her 'ravishing grimness.' Of course, according to Dave, Amy had talked about showing her ravishing grimness to him too.
Randy smirked when he thought of all the times he had caught Amy staring at him. She never tried to be coy about it either. She just stared at him like a deer in headlights. He remembered that one time, he flashed her a big smile and she looked like she was going to melt into the ground. He actually laughed when he thought about it.
"What are you laughing at babe" I asked as we all boarded the elevator.
"Oh...just about when I make you melt with my smile" he smiled.
"You better stop that" I said as I wrapped my arms around his waist. "Or we're going to end up being late to the big bash."
"They'll wait for you" he said as he kissed my cheek. He left his mouth there for a moment, his hot breath hitting my face.
"Um hello" Junior said. "We're right here."
"Yeah seriously" bestie said as he fake barfed. "Can you two like, save that for AFTER the party when you're in your own damn room and behind closed doors?"
"Don't player hate" I said as I grabbed Randy's hand and we exited the elevator. I opened the door with my keycard and we all headed in.
"So bestie" bestie smiled. "Are you going to dress up tonight or are you going to, as usual, look like The Grim Reaper?"
I shot him a glare and he looked down at the floor. I started cracking up and so did he.
"I haven't decided yet" I said with a shrug. "Maybe Randy can help me decide" I said with a wink.
"God you two make me want to barf up my stomach" bestie groaned.
With a laugh and smiles on our faces, Randy and I headed into our room to start getting ready. I'm glad we have two hours because Mr. Orton is extremely distracting to me. I just can't help it. He closed the door and took off his shirt. I sighed dramatically.
"God you're so sexy Randy" I drooled. "Your body is like a work of art!"
Randy started cracking up. "That's another gold star" he smiled. "I think you need to stay after school for some 'extra help', young lady."
I started giggling immediately. "If my teachers looked like you, I never would've cut class" I said as I ran my hand down his chiseled chest and abs. Randy looked down at me and bit his lip in an extremely provocative manner. Good lord I love that look of his.
"How long do you think it'll take you to get ready?" he whispered in my ear.
"Probably only an hour" I whispered back, with a slight shake in my breath.
"Why babe" he smiled. "Am I making you….?"
I didn't even let him finish his sentence as I tackled him onto the bed.
"Holy crap" he laughed. "You're aggressive tonight! I love it!"
"I'm always aggressive" I laughed.
"True. But you've never tackled me" he smiled. "That was hot! Feel free to do that again anytime."
For the next hour, Randy and I 'enjoyed' each other very very much! We were laying there snuggling when we heard a knock on the door.
"Are you two decent?" he asked.
"Um definitely not" we laughed.
"You two are like rabbits! Geez" he said. "I just wanted to let you two know you've only got an hour left to get ready."
"Thanks" I shouted. "I love you!"
"Love you too" he said.
I looked back at Randy and he pulled me into a nice, sweet kiss. When I opened my eyes, he sighed and smiled at me.
"You know" he sighed. "I love you more than any girl I've ever been with. You really do complete me, Amy" he said as he ran his hand down my cheek. I've never been one for mushy bullshit, but when it's coming from Randy, it's the sweetest thing ever. I really can picture myself with this guy for the rest of my life.
"I love you Sexy Abs" I sighed as I got up and started rummaging thru my suitcase.
"I love you more, Killer Legs" he told me. "And I love this view I've got. My my my you're sexy and I am officially the luckiest man alive."
"Yes you are" I said with a conceited smirk on my face. "Now get up and let's go shower."
"I love when you boss me around" he sighed as he put his bands over his heart. "It's totally romantic."
I headed into the bathroom and Randy soon followed. While I waited for the water to heat up, I started getting out all of my makeup. When I looked in the mirror, Randy was staring at me with the biggest smile on his face.
"What are you looking at?" I smiled.
"The most beautiful woman on the planet" he smiled back.
I sighed and went back to getting all of my makeup ready. Randy came up and wrapped his arm around me and stuck his arm in the shower.
"Water's ready babe" he told me and got in. He started humming happily. I smiled to myself and shook my head. I never thought someone would be so happy with me. I stepped in and he looked at me like I was a juicy steak.
"Settle down, Orton" I grinned.
"That is just not possible, babe" he laughed. "You're way too hot for me to settle down."
I turned around and wrapped my arms around his neck. He instinctively put his arms around my tiny waist.
"I love you" I sighed as I kissed him.
"I love you even more" he sighed back.
"Wait til you see what I'm gonna wear tonight" I smiled slyly. "You're going to be even more in love with me."
"I don't know if that's possible" he smiled. "Unless you were carrying my kid."
Carrying his kid I thought to myself. Not anytime soon, but I could for sure see it in the future. Oh lord. I'm really falling for this guy hard and fast.
"That would be one good looking kid" I grinned. "As long as they looked like me."
"As long as they didn't have your personality" he laughed. I instinctively punched him in the arm. "Oww geez! I forgot how hard you punch!"
"Know your role and shut your hole if you smell what the Blondie is cookin!" I told him, pretending like I was holding a microphone like The Rock. He started cracking up.
"That's why I love you" he laughed. "You're silly."
Surprisingly Randy and I finished up in the shower very quickly. It was probably one of the quickest we've ever had together. It was a new record time, that's for sure. I wrapped a towel around myself and went back into our room. Randy was looking thru his suitcase for a shirt and standing there in nothing but his black briefs. I walked by him and smacked his sweet butt.
"Oops" I smiled. "I just can't keep my hands to myself!"
"You're bad" he laughed. "I'll have to punish you later, birthday girl" he said with his cocky grin on his face.
"Ohh baby" I purred. "Am I going to get some birthday spankings?"
Randy bit his lip like a hungry animal and let out his little grunt. Oh I love that so much. He stood up and walked over to me, wrapping his arms around my waist and burying his face into my neck. He leaned into my ear and started purring. Oh my god it was the sexiest thing I've ever heard in my LIFE. My knees starting shaking like mad and I could feel my heart beating faster and faster. He better stop this or I'm going to have to show him my ravishing grimness!
"Please stop, Randy."
"Why baby" he whispered.
"Do I really have to explain it?"
"I guess not" he laughed softly. He pulled me in for a light kiss, but I instantly deepened it. "Now YOU need to stop" he groaned.
"Oh but why baby?" I replied sarcastically.
He gave me a look like I was the craziest person on the planet. Just then my phone started to hum the theme from JAWS. I smiled at Randy, released him from my grip, and went over to my phone. I saw it was a text from my pal, Y2Jackass.
Blondie I have an emergency. HELP!!
Let me guess you're out of hair products and need some more I replied.
Yes. And I will not go out to get some more with the way my hair is now. Can you pleeeeease bring me some? I'll pay for your food for a week!
Fine. Be there in a minute I texted back.
"Stupid Y2Doofus" I grunted. "He's out of hair products. I'm going to get some from Junior and take them up to him."
I went over to my suitcase and got dressed. Randy was turned around and didn't see the shirt I was wearing. I went up behind him and tapped him on the shoulder.
"Check out my shirt baby."
When he turned around and saw what I had on, he smiled so big I thought his smile was going to fall off. I had taken a Legacy shirt and Melina and I had cut it up and sewed it back together so it fit me a LOT better. Randy grabbed me and gave me a huge hug.
"That is the best shirt I've ever seen" he told me. "And you are the hottest Legacy chick ever. Oh and I love you."
"I love you too. I'll be back."
I grabbed my key and headed out into the livingroom. Bestie, Cody, and Junior were all getting ready. When bestie saw me, he smiled.
"Sweet shirt" Cody exclaimed. "You're a total babe!"
"Why thank you Mr. Rhodes."
Junior looked at me, gave a smirk, and shook his head.
"You should wear that for RAW next week" he pointed out. "The fans will love it."
"I think I might. Hey Junior" I asked. "Can I take some of your hair stuff to Y2Jackass? He ran out and needs some more."
"Ugh I guess" he groaned. "But that idiot better replace it."
"Thanks" I smiled. I headed into Junior's bathroom, grabbed his hair stuff, and headed for the door. "I'll be back in about 10. I love you guys."
"Love you too" they all said in unison.
I headed towards the elevator with a spring in my step…until I realized I had no idea where Jackass was staying. I laughed when I thought of how I could forget such an important piece of information. Sometimes I really DO act like a typical blonde.
What room are you in Jackass I texted him.
Room 405, Blondiejerk. Please hurry! My soul is dying without hair products!
OMG you are so dramatic I texted him as I got in the elevator. I'll be there in like 5 minutes. Calm down, Jeridork. Your soul will be just fine.
Blondie, you are the best! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!
I smiled to myself and shook my head. I can't believe that guy thinks his soul will die without hair products. I should definitely get him a year supply of them for his birthday. He would be totally stoked and he'd probably start calling me his best friend. I was riding up in the elevator when it stopped on the second floor….
And in walked Jeff Hardy.