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Jake and Amber and Oliver and Alex, the new couples at school, walked into the diner.
"So what do you want, Ber?" Jake asked, hugging Amber.
"Uh...how about...Stewart?" Amber said, giving Miley a snarl. Lily stood up behind her.
"I haven't heard about the Stewart. What do they taste like?" Oliver asked, kissing Alex.
"Not the food!" Alex said, pointing to Miley. "That Stewart!!"
"Oh, hey Miley, Lily." Oliver and Jake said in unison. Miley and Lily began saying to the boys, pushing their girlfriends aside:
Hey, hey, you, you
I don't like your girlfriend
No way, no way
I think you need a new one
Hey, hey, you, you
I could be your girlfriend
Hey, hey, you, you
I know that you like me
No way, no way
You know it's not a secret
Hey, hey, you, you
I want to be your girlfriend
Your so fine, I want you mine
You're so delicious
I think about you all the time
Your so addictive
Don't you know what I can do to make you feel all right
"Uh...Lily, I don't think..." Oliver began, and hugged Alex.
"Fine, but I still don't like your girlfriend!" Lily said, and she and Miley left.
"So what did you two want to eat? I'm paying." Jake said casually, trying to change the subject. Within the next few hours, Miley and Lily showed up everywhere Jake and Oliver did. The next time they saw each other, without their girlfriends, they said:
Don't pretend
I think you know I'm damn precious
And hell yeah
I'm the mother princess
I can tell you like me too
And you know I'm right
She's like so whatever
You can do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that's what everyone's talking about
Hey, hey, you, you
I don't like your girlfriend
No way, no way
I think you need a new one
Hey, hey, you, you
I could be your girlfriend
Hey, hey, you, you
I know that you like me
No way, no way
You know it's not a secret
Hey, hey, you, you
I want to be your girlfriend
"Miley, Lily, we have girlfriends." Jake said.
"Yeah, but they're like so idiotic! I mean they're so whatever!!!" Lily screamed. Because Oliver and Jake weren't cooperating, Miley and Lily started to walk away, but stopped.
"You know...if you hate your girlfriends too, we could always give it a go." Lily laughed. "Well, see ya!" Lily and Miley said good-bye, and blew kisses at each other their wanted boyfriends.